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>arrive at dealership near closing hoping to check out a vehicle I am somewhat interested in
>get helped out by a big titty girl around the same age as me
>we go through the motions of checking out the vehicle
>she ask me to come in tomorrow for a test drive
>we exchange numbers

What do I do? I kinda want the vehicle.
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>>29117643
Yeah she got you by her female balls. Women are the best sales people.
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>>29117643
If you don't buy the car, she will put that she's in a relationship with you on social media until you go in and pay up. It's how that all works now.
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Pretend to be gay that way she can't rely on boobas and vagene to make the sale.
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>>29117643
>around the same age as me
She is 10 years younger than you, and can only get worse.
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>>29117697
So she's 8?
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>>29117643
Choke her out on the test drive and take the keys
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>>29117643
Before the test drive ask for a male chaperone, be 'upfront', tell them you're in to dogging and you want to see if certain positions are comfy and you'd like to 'pose' with one of them Ask the other one to take some photos you can show to your local group before you purchase.

If they refuse, apologise, refuse the test drive and tell the you'll bring a partner next time to pose with.

*if you have to come back with a partner put them in full gimp (furry-gimp if that's your thing) so you can 'test' the handles/restraints at the same time. Do this on the showroom floor where they can witness.
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>>29117649
>female balls
Chesticles, anon. Chesticles. Big, bouncy chesticles.
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>>29117834
Unfathomably based.
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So did op get the car and the girl? Inquiring minds want to know...
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>>29119179
OP is caged in an underground sex dungeon right now and has no internet access.
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>>29119179
I declined the purchase, but I couldn't figure out how to bag the girl. Her dream car is a 911 GT2 and owns a BMW. I don't think I make enough to keep her happy. Oh well.
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>>29117643
ask her if she's down with a CFNM test drive.



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