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I know yall hate these guys but I need the fsd to cope with traffic and being a wage slave


I ordered the basic model y cuz it was 150 bucks less a month to finance it. Someone convince me that the prenium is worth it please. My iq is low enough to freeze water and I cant make my own decisions
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Isn't there a trial period so you can see if it's worth?
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>>29117685
Depending on your salary this could be either a sensible decision or a disastrous one.
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>>29117685
Shoot up your office you queer
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>>29117688
120k a year. Ill make 200k in 3 years..
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>>29117685
BIEBER BIEBER YOU LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER
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Only Jews dislike Tesla.
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>>29117685
Holy KEKPOD LMAOOOO
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>>29117719
Is this how jews convince people on 4chins? Damn you people will do anything.
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>>29117721
Shoo kike
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>electronic doors that burn you alive inside
>failing temu wishbones
>electric motors constantly failing
>insurance prices through the roof
>all Teslas look the same eggshell cuckpods
>Tesla subscription for basic features
>constantly under survelliance by Musk
>rust issues in barely five year old Model 3s
>no physical buttons, just touchscreen faggotry
>no gear lever
>not even a driver’s speed display
>FSD killing more people than drunk drivers
>forced One Pedal Drive
>ghost brakes out the ass
>CEO is ket addicted megalomaniac not even interested in cars anymore
>almost new Teslas fail basic car inspections in Europe
>infamously bright LED headlights blinding other drivers

Completely raped by Polestar 2 (made on a real car platform)
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>>29117725
>electronic doors that burn you alive inside
Oh no! I have to pull up on the release button?? Noooo!

>failing temu wishbones
You're mad your car rides on McDonalds

>electric motors constantly failing
Things that don't happen

>insurance prices through the roof
True, but true for most cars these days

>all Teslas look the same eggshell cuckpods
And other cars don't?

>Tesla subscription for basic features
No, but it IS annoying there no basic lane-keep. You can use free "autopilot" but it's deliberately shit to try to convince you to pay for FSD.

>constantly under survelliance by Musk
Any car after 2000 is like this.

>rust issues in barely five year old Model 3s
OK

>no physical buttons, just touchscreen faggotry
There are still some buttons, but yeah

>no gear lever
Not needed

>not even a driver’s speed display
$25 on Aliexpress

>FSD killing more people than drunk drivers
Autopilot, not FSD. FSD drives better than you.

>forced One Pedal Drive
It's an electric car. Duh.

>ghost brakes out the ass
When using autopilot, for reasons already discussed

>CEO is ket addicted megalomaniac not even interested in cars anymore
And other car company CEOs are??

>almost new Teslas fail basic car inspections in Europe
Who cares about u-rope?

>infamously bright LED headlights blinding other drivers
Good! I love nailing assholes with my retina searing high-beams who drive lifted trucks with LED retrofits. I get them just as they pass, when there's no time to look away.
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>>29117791
>Oh no! I have to pull up on the release button?? Noooo!
The problem is the backseat passengers, sometimes kids, also needing to find the release lever. While in shock and burning. All because Ketamine Elon wanted his flush door handles.

>You're mad your car rides on McDonalds
Teslas have infamously shit suspension so I wouldn't be cocky about this.

>Things that don't happen
High mileage Model S have generally had 5 or 6 motor swaps.

>True, but true for most cars these days
Not as expensive insurance as Tesla though. Especially not for an NPC commuter car

>And other cars don't?
No. Teslas look so gay with that gay white cuckpod look the Model Y has. Also the back looks like a diaper full of shit. See pic.

>You can use free "autopilot"
Yeah it's worse than the speed holder in early 00's cars. A supposedly cutting edge 2026 EV doesn't even have proper adaptive cruise control without subscription. Embarrassing.

>Any car after 2000 is like this.
Nah Tesla survelliance is infamous for its level of intrusiveness. It really is a smartphone on wheels.

>OK
It's not just ok. It tells you about the long term viability of these cars. They're American McDonald's wear and tear cars. They're not made to endure decades. They rust, they decay and the earlier Teslas have big issues with mold (wtf)

>Gear Lever Not needed
All cars should have one. Having a start button is gay.

>$25 on Aliexpress
If it's so cheap, why didn't Tesla include it in Model 3 or Y? Only Model S has it.

>Autopilot, not FSD. FSD drives better than you.
Bullshit, it can't even pace itself properly on the most basic ass highways.

>It's an electric car. Duh.
Not all EVs have forced OPD. Most have it as an optional feature. Tesla forces it on you.

>And other car company CEOs are??
Other car company CEOs don't larp as Hitler reborn while high on ketamine and bad Turkish hair jobs
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It's like whoever works at Tesla really hates cars and just wants everyone else to hate cars too. There's no other explanation for this cuckpod design.
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>>29117800
This design is better than 90% of other new cars.
Whenever you ask someone to post a better looking car is always some old ass car not even in production anymore, or some expensive toy that wouldn’t be suitable as a daily.
Only modern Volvo comes close to having a decent design better than the Model Y, but nobody ever brings them up.
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>>29117791
Half that shit is made up anon. Don't argue with poors or retards. Their opinions aren't valid.
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It's hilarious how much seethe the word tesla causes among buckbroken ICEV enthusiast trannys
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teslas are pretty gay but the non-cybertrucks seem like mostly competent cars by modern standards. but at that point why not just go full homo and get an e-moto or electric scooter/moped for commuting and a Communauto account for when you have to move anything heavy/bulky
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>>29117720
this is an english speaking forum
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>>29117721
yes, they just call you jewish, that's their only tactic. talk shit about christianity, AI, tesla, etc, get called a jew by someone that's either a jew or an indian.
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>>29118137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pui_tRAQawk
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>>29117791
>Oh no! I have to pull up on the release button?? Noooo!
idk if youve ever been on fire but i dont want to have to touch small buttons that are hooked up to more electronics and machinery to let me open a door when not only am i on fire but the door is also on fire and i can no longer trust its machinery or electronics
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>>29117685


Get an older model, pre 2024, autopilot is good enough. FSD is faggot bullshit and post 2024 model Y's take away the shifter in favor of buttons and other dumb unintuitive bullshit, and 2025 onward took away free autopilot and you must use the cabin cuck cam to use any of the self driving features and pay for it.

pre-2024, just put tape or one of those early laptop camera covers over it from when laptops didnt come with shutters for the webcams.

Autopilot doesn't need it to operate and won't stop working if you cover it like FSD will do.

Plenty of people mad at elon that you're bound to get a low mileage model Y with performance options or long range for a decent price.

Also early Model Ys, the rear doors were death traps no one talked about. No manual override.
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>>29118137
i can fix her
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>>29118185
Kids instinctively go for the normal door release since that's what they're taught opens the door. Do you think kids know the difference between eletronic and mechanical door locks? There's been cases of kids burning inside Teslas because they couldn't find the failsafe exit lever.
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>>29118226
Why would you buy a car that actively fights you like Tesla does? All of this sounds horrible.
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>>29118246
american engineering demands they do it wrong on purpose to make every experience as bad as possible. FUCK YOU for thinking that pulling a handle would simply release a latch. make the windows out of lexan with backing and front sheets too to make sure you can't kick it out!
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>>29118226
Fuck u need a shifter in a electric vehicle? Also no fsd is way better than auto.. idk why I came here. I like custom build cars too but yall seeth at electric vehicles way too muchm get a grip
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>>29118137
When u live 60 miles from work(only go in twice a week but still)
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>>29118226
fsd is way better than autopilot you retarded poorfag. Let me guess, you don't even have the latest hw4 cars let alone drive a fucking tesla.
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>>29117685
>being a wageslave I got myself in debt for an expensive car
and that's why you're a wageslave
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>>29118352
60 miles is larger than the City of Montreal



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