Every morning, crows in my neighborhood dance around on my car bonnet, leaving scratches with their legs, then they jump and shit on my car, then they dump twigs and make even more of a mess.How to avoid this fate?
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>>29118118Cute post
>>29118118You shouldn'ta pissed 'em off. They carry grudges, ya know.
>>29118189But they are just stupid animals
>>29118118they stopped giving a shit so now they take it. take their shit and they'll start giving it back.
>>29118118Air rifle for me. One shit on my car = One dead bird
>>29118118Put peanuts in your neighbors lawn / away from the car. They'll go over there instead of above your ride. If you throw shit at them they'll just poop on you out of spite>t. The king of corvids
>>29118208Dairy farm bro here.Crows absolutely hold grudges.They are smart enough to remember stuff like that.I cut down a tree that was dying.The crows were pissed.They made a ton of noise near me on the daily and even flew by me head and hit me with their wings.I believe crows have the intelligence of 5yr old.
>>29118118CAWCAW*brrrrt*
>>29118118>KiaBased crows for shitting on Kia's
>>29118283Not just that, they will also teach their children to not like you either so the grudge is generational too.
>>29118624mynahs are like this too. i blew the wing off one and kicked the rest of it onto the roof three years ago and i haven't had anything to shoot since then
>>29118118>Crows shitting on KiaI knew they were smart
>Carpet bombs you and your carTango down!
>>29118118Fox 2; splash
>>29118118If you can't accomodate the vehicle in a car port or garage then you have to make peace with it. The good news is that it's a Kia Forte so the engine will explode before the paint gets shabby from the elements.
>>29118118start a civil war
>>29118208on youtube you can see an experiment where people wore masks and harassed some crows outside a particular building each day. the crows would always try shitting on or attacking the guys wearing those masks whenever they walked out of the building, but didn't experience any retaliation when they took them off before exiting the building.
>>29118118dude, my fucking pet crows started doing this. Well the two parents are fine and respectful, but the juvenile bro doesn’t give a shit about my cars and basically just wants to hang out at my house all day. He’s otherwise super friendly. I shoo him away and I’m trying to teach him without pissing him off, but indirect methods like spray a water hose might be good. I’m fairly certain they pooped on the car once when I didn’t feed them, but it also could’ve been the other big storks that fly right over my house on the way home and drop giant shits every now and then.
>>29118208Nope, they're vengeful animals, and they will absolutely make your life hell if they think you wronged them.t. Attacked by crows for trying to save one of their babies that fell out of the nest
>>29118208If crows had thumbs they'd make weapons. They are the furthest thing from a "stupid" animal. In fact corvids are one of the most intelligent animals on the planet besides humans and parrots. They recognize faces, use tools, mimick speech and sounds near perfectly, they can carry generational grudges, solve puzzles, can count, can do math, shit they're so smart they understand the Brenuli effect by placing stones in a body of water to raise the level.You gotta be a special kinda stupid to think corvids are anything but intelligent, cunning, and incredible.BAVI
