Get the fuck in here! Tesla is claiminh 0-60 in under 1 second! 2.75 Gforce. Will use Air Thrusters developed by Space X. Pic related from recent patents.Not the biggest EV fan but this is pretty fucken cool if what the rumors are saying. Reveal will be in few hours
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Live Stream will be at 5:55 PM Pacific time.
>>29122764Get the fuck out and buy an ad.
>most important car launch since the Cybertruck>no sticky???
fuck off shill. go back to xitter
>>29122769>5:55I’m gonna slam some ketamine like Musk inspired me to and start Interstella 5555 at that moment and watch it instead.
call me when some rich asshole wraps one around a tree or sends it off a cliff
SHOOT UP THOSE KETAMINES!!!
is /o/ really not interested in watching musk spill speghetti all over a stage and have some shitty live tech demo fail in a way that gives people something new to laugh at instead of the shitty cybertruck?
LIVE https://www.youtube.com/live/qt5p-_tE8d0?si=p8b7VRrA2dJ9b6re
>>29122933No one controls my time but me.
Looks like it's going to launch off this ramp upside down, the power of instant torque only a EV can do.
>>29122939uhh, actually yeahwtf
>>29122939Okay, great, but have they finally figured out how to distribute torque between wheels properly yet?And it’s going to be too powerful to do powerslides at street speeds so it’s just going to be a drag / track grip car? Laaame.
HOLY FUCKING SHITWE FLY NOW!
Okay, fine. That's cool.
Ahhh!
wtf
what the fuck lmao
>No FSD in Flight modeIt's over.
Jethus cwithe!!
alrite that was pretty fucken cool
>>29122955Very useful in everyday life!
MODS WHERE IS THE STICKYTHIS IS HUGE
Who is this for? This will never be road legal.
Air thrusters launch > Torque Launchsorry boomers but the future is now old man
>>29122962nigger it has enough downforce to hang upside downyou know why downforce is useful right
>rolls coal>cant fire thrusters it's over for boomers.
>>29122962you are completely useless if you think this is supposed to be a daily driver
What the fuck? This thing flies?
0-60 1SECOND but maybe sub one second this is sicker than Jason Vorhees.
>>29122972>The rocket thrusters are optional package for higher trim.It will probably be track only but maybe if we're lucky they will have a half assed gay version for the road.
> sub 1 second 0-60bruh
>>29122983just did 0.81 live
>.81 sec 0-60>enough downforce at a standstill to hang like a fucking bat
>>29122981Were back to the future marty
crowd: "Street legal?"elon: "Yeah.... well, depends on your street. It'll be a *buyable* car."
These lame white people (no offense to whites on here) nerd cheers are really killing my vibe when we are basically making a land speed record and a sorta flying car that can leap over groups of cars and it sounds like "wwweeeeooooop haha yah" and some dork gets a touchdown and it sounds like ROAAAAAAAR.
>>29122990tires will probably only last a couple launches lmao damn this thing is cool
>>29122996theoretically the tires aren't even under all that much stress if most of the thrust comes from the gas
>people will try to simply bunny hop full throttle over any other car to overtake instead of slowing down/swerving around them
>>29122992The highest "trim" (with thruster party trick) will be a track only car for sure. The car itself will be street legal
It will be banned on Nurburing.
Is this AI? There's no way this is real.
>Be rich fag>Buy Tesla Roadster with Rocket Booster premium package>Stuck on a red light >Initiate Launch Mode sequence >Blast off with 3G's of force>The grill on car behind me falls off>Ladies on sidewalk with skirts flying up>Ride off into the sunset
No way they sell it to the public. What is to stop the chinks from buying one and reverse engineering the tech? It's got to be ITAR controlled I am sure.
>>29123012This thruster tech is from the 60's lol. This is real and still very cool.
>>29123015Cold gas thrusters and COPVs are fine
>>29123012It is real, but is basically going to be non-existent. You will see the normal sub 1 second car for sure, but never any thruster
>>29123012No that’s definitely real. Just performative wannabe Iron Man shit to distract from musk selling Ukraine to help ally with Russia, him trying to sway the midterms, and to feel like the biggest guy in the room.That is unsafe as all hell and will never be allowed in public.I mean, it’s cool, for sure. But he loves showboating and the zoomies eat it up. What’s the point in this? To dump as much electricity as possible?
too bad the front of this car is ugly af, looks like a Lambo with down syndromebtw, the page is up:https://www.tesla.com/roadster
>>29122955This is some James Bond shit.
the fuck
>>29123023>full flight system
3 versions
two versions confirmed, looks like the flying one will be "invite only".the base version has the thruster and suction system tho, so 0-60 in under 1 second and upside down parking
>>29123023HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29123023$50,000 just to reserve? With no set price or release date.Normal model doesn’t do 1 sec and the trim with thrusters will be extremely limited production and are off road use only.
>>29123019>You will see the normal sub 1 second car for sure, but never any thrusterThe sub 1 second was achieved via rear thrusters. The actual street legal car will be much slower, although probably still quite fast.
>>29122955There is no way this thing is legal in any way. 1 pebble on the street the car behind you is getting a fucking bullet shot at it. Do it on a dirt road and it's cutting everything behind it to pieces. Still absolutely insane demo.
Whats crazy is no leaks whatsoever
NERD here:These wont be the boosters you will get if you buy it. These are space grade type shit for landing on moon and planets. Really cool stuff but the street legal version will probably be much weaker and have gay sensors that dont let you air booster launch if cars or people are too close behind you. It will probably still sound cool but wont look smoky. It will jist be air. Either way it will be launching you under 2 seconds to 0-60 which is fucken bananas.
>>291230323 versions, the 2nd tier with 1 sec is “limited release only.”
>>29123038You also have to consider weight. The rocket equation is extremely sensitive to mass. I guarantee this test car has its batteries stripped out to the point to where it probably took the entire charge just to do the demonstration.
>>29123023Looks a bit like a Ford GT90 with a little more effort put into it.
Looks cool but seems a little too dangerous to be on the streets. I reckon through either user error or otherwise those thrusters can malfunction flipping the thing over and kill someone. Just seems utterly retarded for normal use.
marques brown and zack are seething so bad rn
>>29123031So basically>the actual car>speed record edition>vaporware
Are vacuum cars becoming a trend?Will anyone ever credit Jim Hall for the idea?
>>29123047Still x1000 safer than a boomer behind the wheel of any vehicle
>>29123038>under 2 seconds to 0-60 which is fucken bananas.bruh, they did 0-60 in 0.8 seconds
>>29123047The street cars won’t have thrusters. That’s “invite only.”The version they’ll actually sell won’t be able to accelerate like that either, that version is “limited.”Also $50,000 pre-order with no pricing or release date.
>>29123037The guy who owns the company also owns the iny place that will have leaks. 4chan is full of brown trannies that think /pol/is still relevant, reddit is good goyim, and instagram/facebook is useless
>>29123049So the type of cancer that frequents /o/ is the guy who watches EV influencers.
Rockstar should patch this shit into GTA 6 right now before release
>>29122955Cool and dumb, perfectly balanced.>>29123023>>29123028Front is fugly but the profile's neat.
The flying version will only be for Jay Leno type people. It will be only a handful made. Even regular rich people wont be able to buy it.On the booster one that anyone rich can buy... I dont think the road safety law makers will allow the boosters to do a full power launch on streets that does 0-60 under 1 second. It will be track only. It will probably be a weak street mode that launches way slower.
>>29123061>DOOD ROCKSTAR SHULD DIS SHIT YO MAN YEAHHoly stfu
>>29123057>Also $50,000 pre-order with no pricing or release date.Elon said production begins in 2028 "for sure this time".I bet this shit will cost 1M
>>29123041This.
>>29123057Oh, I guess this is just another hype run then like what happened with the cybertruck for years.
>>29123057Thrust booster anyone can buy but it wont be road legal.
>>29123023thats a proper nfs2 car
>>29123065I think the Saudi royals will each be buying some
>>29123067>Where's muh goddamned flying car, Elon?
>>29123007>It will be banned on Nurburing.lol nothe rocket version maybe but the one that just farts a bit will be ok
>>29123073Saudis gonna be doing air flips next to the sand just kicking up a sand storm while bumping darudehttps://youtu.be/5Rk8u2FTaG0
>>29123015by the time this car comes out, chinese would've figured out full rocket landing tech on their own anyway. I mean didn't they recently catch one
My model Y will do that in a future software update.
Surprised there is this many gear heads here thinking it's real. The suction thing is possible, they're saying it's a fan. Thrusters? Not possible. They said it's just compressed gas. I'm sorry but you can't just zoom around like that with air compression and no combustion. Even the military jetpacks they have use giant turbines to maneuver.Keep in mind Elon literally lied about being a top diablo player because he wanted gamer credits.
>>29123019>You will see the normal sub 1 second car for sure, but never any thrusterno you don't. the version normal richfags can get will be the 1.9s version
>>29123082You really underestimate what SpaceX can do
so what it needs the lil ahh air tanks recharged with co2 or what
I thought an Optimus was going to get out of the car when the doors opened.
>>29123082This was a live in person event.
>Tesla Brapster
>>29123085It recharges from the atmosphere, it refills itself.
>>29123085I think it has fans under the car that are fed by airflow that pressurize an air tank as you drive.Purely a guess.
>>29122955didn't know a gallardo could do that
Only a matter of time before some influencer cartwheels the car at 100 MPH into oncoming traffic.
>>29123054>Are vacuum cars becoming a trend?It's been a trend for a while. Modern cars indeed suck.
>>29122955ok I'm gonna look stupid but is this fucking real? and how? it doesn't look like it's moving fast
>>29123032>upside down parking
>>29123082>Thrusters? Not possible. They said it's just compressed gas. I'm sorry but you can't just zoom around like that with air compression and no combustion. Even the military jetpacks they have use giant turbines to maneuver.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_gas_thruster
big mad
>>29123084Yeah okay buddy. You realize we went to the moon in the 70s with computers a fraction of the iPhone yet spacex hasnt. Starship isn't even a viable product yet. We were also supposed to have driverless cars by now.
it says roadsterso the roof comes off, right?
>>29123101RoboTaxis are already rolling around the bay area
I see what you're doing there musk.
>>29123100brownlee is an insufferable shit who does 100mph in school zones endangering the lives of white children (because once he got money the first thing he did is to get far away (geographically) from people of his own or similar skin color)>inb4 baste
>>29123107>brownlee is an insufferable shit who does 100mph in school zones endangering the lives of white children (because once he got money the first thing he did is to get far away (geographically) from people of his own or similar skin color)sauce?
>>29123100>Broke guy>BoomerThey looked at their 4 cylinder mustang and got red faced.
>>29123101>We were also supposed to have driverless cars by now.luddite btfohttps://robotracker.app/
>>291230930% chance the rocket edition will ever be road legal, and probably not even the thrust version.
>>29123099If you did research instead of just googling it you would know it's been only used for satellite movement and stabilization...in a vacuum.
>>29123109https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/comments/1gprz8h/marques_brownlee_drove_96mph_in_a_35_children/the second part is extrapolated from this alone
>>29123100>does take two seconds to look at the website and see that the thruster version is an invite onlyThe real roadster will just be like the other EV supercars but maybe slightly faster
>>29123112you don't say
>>29123113
>>29123106whoa looks exactly like thatnot
These won't be legal because then they'd legally have to sell them to niggers. Could you imagine?
>>29123115what if it was sunday
>>29123056thats gonna be for track mode tho.Street will be under 2 seconds, which is still bananas
>>29123126nigger
>>29123111>Today in the news
>>29123116afaik 1.9s 0-60 is a hard cap based on traction
>>29123130>snailcatreport.com
>>29123126At least where I live, school zones are 20mph while school is in session and 35 otherwise
>>29123101>We were also supposed to have driverless cars by now.The fuck are you on about? I see those cyber cabs all over the place.
>>29123113Why would it only work in a vacuum?
>>29122764that's the stuff they waste billions of r&d funds and other resources (such as time and effort) on?
>>29123135Ya goddamn right.It’s my 2nd most visited page behind /o/.
>>29123061They had a Tesla Roadster with rockets straped to it for over a decade tho.
>>29123145i can already tell that your #3 is>ludditehedge.com
>>29123099The booster tech is from apollo moon landing era. Its cool shit, but they have improved it alot since its been like 60 years. I am guessing the compression rates are way better now and therefore it can give a massive thrust even on a heavy vehicle. The flying version for sure is running on light batteries and large compressor machines to suck in and pack the air since it can self generate it.Surprised the military hasn't added this to their vehicles. It would be very useful on battlefield.
>>29123150Hell no, I don’t trust drudge, he just compiles stuff. I judge each link on its own merit.…3rd is /vr/, 4th is /s/.
>>29123140Because you're only capable of doing small adjustments with the amount of pressurized air you have. In space you don't need to fight gravity or air resistance so it makes sense.
>>29123021>"it's unsafe, you're not allowed to own it in Soviet America!!"based Elon selling out the Ukrainian kikes to help white Russians.
>>29123153P.S. If you didn’t get it I’m well aware zero hedge is Alex jones tier conspiribull.
>>29123113>do you researchI don't understand how lying midwits like you still exist in the age of AI. Any of your bullshit can be disproven with a ctrl+c - ctrl+v of your claim into GPT with as many sources as you'd like.Hiding behind "do your research" when you make a bullshit claim doesn't work anymore, bozo.
>>29123139You do realize cybercabs and waymos have remote pilots right?You know the robots they show off are almost entirely remote operated with a human right?
>>29123153even though drudge sold his site aeons ago,it still serves as a neat "what's happening" overview.one doesn't even necessarily click the links to the (mostly) MSM articles.but it serves well as a "vibe check" of sorts, even today.
>>29123156Commie.
>>29123154>Because you're only capable of doing small adjustments with the amount of pressurized air you have.Evidently that is not the case. The testbed in >>29123120 is able to sustain a controlled hover.
>>29123158
does this get us closer or further away from getting your own armored core? This is important
you know how dangerous an exploding lpg install is? if this tank goes kaboom, you get a proper car bomb. i can already imagine a hitman level where your target is l.n.mass and one of the ways is sniping the car when it passes by him
>>29123176>Sudden flashbacks to 1999Fuck yeah I loved armored core. I need to get AC6 sometime.
who cares if it's not street legal, like who's going to stop me
>>29123176Dunno, but it does put us in spitting range of Exo Rally Championship, all we have left to do is put a lift kit on it and send it to Mars, no big deal. Go buy ERC by the way, awesome game.
>>29122764SUPACAR?!?
>>29123087>what is wirework?
>>29123179it's great, highly recommended
Why is Elon doing these stock pump gimmicks? Shouldn't he want it to drop so it's easier to absorb into SpaceX?
>>29123193I absolutely will next steam sale. Added it to my wishlist so I’ll get a reminder. I finally have a PC that can play it.
>>29123107oh my science he le sped in a schoolzone! kill him and his family now!!! internet histrionic bullshit. people just love drama, shut up you catty effeminate hoe
>>29123200Its better if Tesla is doing good, so that it brings up space x when it merges.
>>29122764Looks gay and also no.ome gives a fuck about cars that cost 200k
>>29122955That's the sickest shit I've seen in a while. Been watching the clips on repeat. Americans, Elon, I kneel.
>>29123095someone answer
>>29123214It's got succ to stick to the ramp.
>>29122955how do you even control this shit? It's automatic right?
>>29123208>200kthat gets you out of mcdoanlds struts territory
>>29123215mark give 'em the zuck
>>29123214Yes its real, it uses a strong vacuum to suck it to runway. Probably has sticky tires too.This will only be for track mode tho. So its the limited edition one that has the boosters too.
>>29123214>>29123095https://x.com/Tesla/status/211089724766385365811:20
>>29123176It's literally Distance type shit
>>29123101you can go buy yourself a self driving tesla today. in fact you can invent a time machine and go buy one back in 2019
gonna be fun when people start reverse engineering the software to go drunkflying down suburbia
>>29123237thanks
Launch differences in the 3 versionsBase>Performance is road ready with two seats and goes 0–60 in under 1.6 seconds.Limited edition>Thrust adds rear cold-gas thrusters and gets there in under 0.9.Special Edition, invite only>Rocket seats one and does it in under 0.59.holy fuck>Run the numbers. 60 mph is 26.8 m/s, so 0.59 seconds works out to about 4.6 g on average. That's more than an astronaut feels at Falcon 9 liftoff.Rocket has thrusters around the whole body for lift and rotation, a top speed over 230 mph, and more than 300 miles of range.
>>29123262How the FUCK is anyone else supposed to compete with this?
>>29123266literally no one, unless NASA decides to make collabs (not happening)
>>29123266The base is the only real car. And some Chinese car will match the numbers.
>>29123266It's extremely easy to compete with a product that will never exist
>>29123277You literally saw it drive upside down and do a flip
>>29123266By existing.
>>29123151>Surprised the military hasn't added this to their vehicles. It would be very useful on battlefield.Talk about an understatement. If it could fly far enough to get over a minefield? It would unfreeze the Ukrainian front.
>>29123278Yea, it was a cool tech demo, not a product.
>>29123278From an engineering prospective yes it was very cool. But realistically this car will not be made and sold. It joins the endless pantheon of cool concept cars. The actual production car might look the same but ultimately just be another EV. It will be very very fast but we only have to look at the Rimac to see what the ceiling of EV performance production cars can be.
>rocketman does something cool for the sake of doing something cool>/o/ troons cry about how it's not neededSoulless faggots.
>>29123289>for the sake of doing something coolScamming investors is cool now?
>>29123294>muh investorsKys kike
>>29123289Its people being realists. Look at hyperloop.
>>29123262Didn’t the demon 170 get a 1.6s 0-60? All without fan car bullshit and with a hemi engine?
>>29122955
Zero to 60 numbers are obsolete. What matters is the 0 to 100 number.
>>29123289It is cool, but it's not entering production with all of this shit on it.
>>291233090-60 was saturated, we need a new benchmark
>>29123028Why is the full flight version invite only? This is some gay-ass Ferrari shit.
>>29123315So he can quietly limit the amount of sales to single digits while still sounding impressive. No way they're going to make multiples of these things and just hand them out to anybody.
>>29123310It literally is
>>29123294there's nothing scammy about this. Not a single rational investor thinks roadster is going to make any meaningful money. Doesn't matter if they delay it 10 years or release it tomorrow, it's a halo product.
>>29123101Blunderf00t has entered the chat
>>29123166That recording was evidently sped up. There's no proof the flight version will ever achieve even that level of performance.
>>29123327I actually can't wait to see his breakdown.
>>29123334Why do you think it was sped up? Why does it happening more slowly/over a longer period of time make it less impressive?I agree that the Tesla probably won't be able to hold a hover for very long, if at all
>>29123335Why wait? You're reading it live in this thread.
>>29123322And can you tell me how it's going to be feasible to produce large amounts of these cars? These rocket thrusters must be expensive to create, more expensive than solar panels designed to look like shingles on a roof.
>>29123336We just watched it hover and land and jump.
>>29123339They're literally taking preorders for the "civilian" versions right now, the flight pack is invite-only
>>29122955Kino James bond shit
how do i get an invite
>>29123289Elon Musk spent $300 million in the midterms to get fascists elected. Waving a shiny toy in front of your face does not make him cool.
>>29123349Get the fuck out of here you faggot
>>29123177Tesla-drivers already rub their nuts against a half-ton of lithium, so I don't think they care about explosive potential.
>>29122972Who cares? I have land
>>29123349facists?where?if the 1920s blackshirts was put in charge things would had been changed for once
>>29123348be a billionaire
>>29123334>That recording was evidently sped up.It's not sped up.
>>29123349fascists are the folks that will try to silence and harm others because they were told they'll never be a real women.
>>29123120love this thing
>>29123061This does need to be in games. Imagine this shit in Gran Turismo.
A bunch of Arabs tried to buy cool by making a golf league and it didn’t work outBut what if they bought a bunch of these and made Rocket League real?
>>29123322Yeah 2028 Remember Elon time - We will see it in 2034.
>>29122788>>29122765ICEssies seething1 second 0-60 is BASED
>>29122764every negative post ive seen about the rocket tesla can be said about an F1 car>not street legal>expensive>terrible on anything that isn't manicured trackjust say you hate elon lol
>>29123457It's not a real EV. Rockets are a type of combustion engine and even the cold gas boosters aren't electric.
>>29122955America, we are the moggers
>>29123051>>vaporware>live demoActual retard
>>29123464There's no combustion bro
>>29123038>NERD hereThanks kind redditor for the info
mr elon! How will this help us sell more cars than the chinese?
>>29123315>Why is the full flight version invite only?Because it's a marketing gimmick that will never see production.
>>29123273they'll say it does, and then the steering wheel breaks off when you power it on
>>29123170Go back to /pol/
>>29123366>lithium>explosive
>>29123110you obviously don’t know these people so why would you even bother posting anything
>>29123107>>29123115>>29123129>>29123137OHMYHECCINREDDITCHUNGUShe drove…a car… FAST!BREAKING NEWS!the absolute state of /o/
>>29123104Only like 8 years late
Kek imagine driving this thing over the average American road just popping out a billion pothole patches as you drive with the nigtrillion newton vaccuum underneath it turned on.
>>29123271>NASALmao
>>29123309>What matters is the 0 to 100 numberThat's just 0-60 in km/h
It's like a Honda zero mixed with squared off Lamborghini
>>29123339>These rocket thrusters must be expensive to createNot really. It's a very high PSI compressed air system. The thrusters are just nozzles. There are some computer-actuated valves. Ultimately not that wild, just used and formatted in an unconventional way.
This one looked better
>Announcementit was announced 7 years ago anon
>>29123297>Its people being realists. Look at hyperloop.they announced the other day that they're building a test hyperloop near austin
why does a 'roadster' have a roof? its too fast too, made for the track. this is their halo car - a super/hypercr
>>29123031>performanceactual production vehicle I can see making deliveries by 2030, not a bad design for a Tesla spec supercar attempt. Best selling accessory will be a bumper sticker that says "my other roadster can fly">thruststripped down version of the base model with nitrogen tanks stuffed into the crevices for the gimmick, give it less than a month after delivery for some youtuber who bought it to figure out that driving the car with the tanks and plumbing removed is faster than with a full tank and the fart cloud blasting>rocketentirely different platform, not a real car, but a purpose built novelty toy suitable for brief stunt shows and promotional exhibitions with pre-programmed tricks that the occupant gets to ride along for but not fully control. Obviously not street legal and the FAA will want to ground it. Very slim chance anyone ever actually takes delivery of one but he'll let other play with his for a fee.
>>29123526>actual production vehicle I can see making deliveries by 2030I don't think it'll take that long, it's probably just Plaid drivetrain in a different body.
>>29123526The COPV death bomb is absolutely not going to be street legal either.
>>29122955The police chase videos are going to be nuts in the 2030s
>>29123025More like spy hunter
>>29123214The car has a powerful vacuum that literally sucks the car to the floor. Also the rocket fuel is compressed air that the car refills like in a video game.
>>29123538You've never seen a Toyota Mirai, have you
>>29123297Hyperloop never got the capital funding that was needed to make the vision a reality, so of course they went with something else. This is like saying people should be realists about rockets to the moon and understand they will never happen again because the last time someone tried to send people to the moon they gave up after 20 years.
>>29123044you mean less effort
>>29123082>The suction thing is possible, they're saying it's a fanYeah, just like how a robot window washer sticks to the glass windows
This is not China where you have an oversupply of engineers. Makes no financial sense for Tesla to allocate all that engineering talent for a low revenue niche product.Any normal CEO of a public company would be in a shaky position. Then again if Tesla was normal he'd be gone after the Cybertruck fiasco already.
>>29123551A Mirai doesn’t have an aerospace grade pressure vessel holding ten gorillion bar of pressure, retard.
>>29123568Absolutely. Imagine if they made a cheap two seater hot hatch instead. RWD only. That shit would sell faster than they can make them. Instead, this?….
>>29123589>Imagine if they made a cheap two seater hot hatch instead. RWD only. That shit would sell faster than they can make them.Lmao no
>>29123568It's a halo product moron. You fuckers are really retarded you know that? Like when a car company deprecates any halo product you cry about how there's no sovl and no fun, when company works on a halo product it's deemed nonsense.
>>29123568Imagine if Tesla just put a fucking battery pack in a VW bug. It'd sell billions. The fact that they aren't is proof that Elon is a terrible CEO who should be hung, drawn, and quartered in Minecraft.
>>29123589>let's make a new factory line, and new product manufacturing supply chain to create a low margin car for poorfagstell us more mr. ceo
Imagine seeing this shit and the first thing you say it"What's the usecase?""No way it's street legal""Muh safety and cost"Holy fucking shit you fucking faggots. Flying cars is something we all always dreamed as a kids and we're finally seeing some.And I don't even like EVs.
>>29123585That's where you're wrong. It does.
>>29123604It's not a flying car. A real flying car would be street legal. This is not. Ergo, it's not a car at all. It is some kind of jetbike with a roof or a hovercraft without a skirt. It belongs on >>>/n/
>>29123614So rally and F1 cars are not cars
>>29122764>0-60 in under 1 second
/o/ right now
>>29123614>buy car>suddenly EU makes combustion cars illegal to be driven around>it's no longer a carFaggot
>>29123598Working fine for Chinaman
>>29123626>>29123604>Flying cars is something we all always dreamed as a kidshows it like being brown?
>>29123598Selling a shitload of low-margin products to poors is the original industrial business model that is still wildly successful today.
>>29123620Yes, they are not cars. They're toys.
>>29123594They already make 2 cars that sell as fast as they can make them, and it's not a 2 door car for Mexicans
>>29123633I'm not sure what it is like to be a contrarian faggot but I feel sorry you can't genuinely enjoy cool things that are cool
>>29123639>Don’t make 2 door car for Mexicans>Instead China makes 2 door car for Mexicans>Immediately lobby to get them banned from your country after seeing them sell zillions worldwideProbably having three cars that sell as fast as you can make them would be better than two
>>29123639Kek those disposable trendy bullshits are for injuns and chanks and white nerdballs who literally don’t even like cars
>>29123637Nobody is selling low margin anymore. Everyone is screwing the customer as hard as they can.
>>29123633I don't know, ask yourself
>>29123037It doesn't have an engine, bro.
>>29123638>They're toys.Any car that's more fun or less practical than a Corolla/Camry/RAV4 is.
>>29123646Mexicans don't buy new cars.
>>29123593It is a halo product. It could be a master stroke for a lesser known brand, which Tesla isn't.
>>29123655Take a trip to Mexico, the streets are full of new chink cars now. Same with a lot of South America.
>>29123658>Take a trip to MexicoNo thanks, I like having a head on my shoulders.
>>29123059You couldn't tell by the lower case and acronym posting?
>>29123659Fair enough but the point stands
>>29123622They literally did it live
>>29123648>diposableAs opposed to new gasoline cars coming with new and exciting features such as plastic oil pans, wet belts and designed to fail electronic everything that you need a $2k per month subscription software to even diagnose.
>>29123622>>0-60 in under 1 secondThe McMurtry Spéirling uses a very similar downforce syste (4400 pounds or so, enough to park upside down) and it has a 0-60 of 1.4 seconds.Add to that the four rear thrusters to an already fast car with limitless ocntrol of its downforce, and the under 1 second makes sense. Considering the same thrusters under the car can launch it 40 feet into the air, they are seriously powerful.
>>29122764I have no feelings towards the brands.The only thing that sticks out to me is the 0-50 in 1 second. I am not amazed or excited instead I am very worried knowing sonething weights likely in the 3000-4000lb range has such an acceleration. Civilians shouldn't be allowed to own thing capable of such destruction. To a point where this is a new weapons platform for terrorist attack.
I remember when the cybertruck did the beat a Porsche with a trailer gimmick./o/heads said it was performative.Zooms said it was the future old man.How’d that turn out? 13% of sales targets.Car guys are begging for a lightweight that feels and drives like a lightweight for cheap. This is not the answer to that and I will stick to miatas.Was it cool? Hell yeah, I love stunt shit! But what was displayed isn’t going to be available to the public and pre-orders are $50k. Sticking with the Miata, sorry.
>>29123715>Car guys are begging for a lightweight that feels and drives like a lightweight for cheap.Car guys don't buy new cars and look for every excuse to not to do so. Even if a company made their perfect car, they would go "buying new cars is for suckers, I'll wait for some sucker to buy one in an excact spec I want, take care of it and baby it, eat the depreciation for me and sell it to me after 3 years". And the ones who put their money where their mouths are buy 100k cars like Corvettes and Porsches.
>>29123734I’m in my 30s and have bought 2 new cars. Both manual.This thing is going to be like 250k if “reservations” without a listed price are $50k. It’s hype shit, as per usual.
>>29123667All new cars serve the synagogue of satan
>>29123741God she’s so HOT. My favorite body type, as I’ve said before.The M3’s nice too, big fan of black & tan.
>>29123747She’s v. Beautiful, I just don’t like the new ///M2 at all and that happens to be her current car Pretty sure she just got a Porsche THOUGH and immediately LOWERED it kek
>>29123750Isn’t it like 3am there, dude. What are you even doing awake?
>>29123082actual retardconsider Canadian healthcare
>>29123082Engineer here. I'm sceptical, but erect.
>>29123200>Why is Elon doing these stock pump gimmicks?To pump the stocks?>>29123200>Shouldn't he want it to drop so it's easier to absorb into SpaceX?When the bag holders get hosed will be the perfect time for that.
>>29122764Sure it will. Did you hear it can also teleport and has antimateria cannons?
Am i the only one that finds this new design very uglyLooks like a cheap Lamborghini clone, the old design was soooo much better, i would bite my ass if i wouldve preordered one of the old ones then have to get this ugly shit
>>29123271Yeah, only the power of black women who work for the government can outdo this
>>29123159not truethe self driving tech on the cybercabs is the same as in any HW4 teslaare you saying that every tesla with supervised FSD is being remote monitored?
>>29123158>I'm not a midwit I ask a chatbot what to think and get fed the state narrative Wew lad
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>>29123750Her face and lips are injected with brine like poverty spec meat. Absolutely disgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22rvpUecLtshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oFL2ObpM08
i knew we had shills but i never thought they'd be this incompetent. we had this EXACT thread last night and it got 0 replies
>>29123858This IS the thread from last night…
>>29122765whoa is someone daring to talk about big car reveals on....a car forum?!
Everyone kill yourselves right now
>>29123884See: >>29123883And stop spamming.
> "the future should look like the future"> makes a lambo clone from the 80's
>>29123853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdkIOhFmbKIvideo from top gear as well
>>29123792You gotta kill yourself man
>>29123715>Car guys are begging for a lightweight that feels and drives like a lightweight for cheapThen why don't they buy anyway? 86 sells like shit, miata is propped up by divorced wives and boomers.
>>29123956Maybe because they’re both socially stigmatized nonstop?
>>29123946Seethe more.
