Elon just took a dinosaur dump all over /o/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqOfmtTJD1A
>>29123188I'll take "Things That Will Never Make It To Production" for $1000.
There’s a thread already.Buy an ad.None of that will be available to the public if you read the website.
What kind of interstate is shaped like this?
>>29123196LA circe January 17, 1994
Tesla can't innovate. All they do is take existing concepts and make them appeal to techbros. All this shit has been around for decades.
>>29123182Elon won.
>>29123225oh I can already buy a car with these features from another brand? what's it called
Cool, soooo why do you need those when most roads are flat?
>>29123243lets say a paki jihadi truck driver is blaring down a 7% grade, lost his brakes and is coming right for you during bumper to bumper rush hour. You can barrel roll out of the way to safety as his rams the minivan in front of you going 120
Cool presentation, but the fully flight capable version will only be available to nepobabies in Elon's personal circle. The thruster version is just glorified nitrous. At least it's not hideously retarded looking I guess?
>>29123182Thanx for reminding me to buy tsla while it's downNow to address the car... it:s cool but it's also an IED. One of these will get crushed between two trucks, the tanks will explode, and now the highway needs replacemet and a new cemetery needs to be built
Fuck that racist piece of shit.
>>29123182Audi bros…. I don’t feel so good
>>29123259I'm a professional racist and we don't claim him. He's racist on accident because he's a retard and also a little bit of guilty by association with MIGA clan. He's already been caught with bots that help him in his threads and bots that pad his scores in video games. I don't want him receiving any accolades he didn't earn.
>>29123259You think elon musk is worse than hitler. I think elon musk is worse than hitler. We are not the same.
>>29123259>Buys BMW
>>29123188How did they get it up the ramp though? Magnets? vacuums?
>>29123305downthrust fans
>>29123230(You) still can't buy a car with these featuresThe one with the gas thrusters is invite only
>>29123228Billions will die just like in the countless annual Tesla fires
>>29123182>will never be in production>cost who knows how many millions of goyimbucks it cost to develop>who knows how many more tens of millions if not hundreds for this elaborate presentationwhat was the point of this anyway? just more of elon's "please clap" antics?
>>29123328to get people talking about the brand moron. Unlike literal WHOs in the auto industry that pour money into f1 or lemans that no one gives a fuck
>>29123328>what was the point of this anyway?It was pretty rad wasn't it?
>>29123182Elon WON bigly
>>29123328>0-60 in 0.8 seconds>insane downforce at any speed>literal spaceship technology>can fucking flyI'm sorry, but if this isn't literally the coolest thing you've ever seen, do you even like cars?
>Car backflips>Can readjust its position and rotation mid air ala Lockheed Martin aerodynamics bullshitWhat is this car for really?
>>29123288
>>291233420-60 required rocket boosters. That means the real 0-60 will probably be like 1.8 seconds, i.e. a failure considering BYD an reach 0-60 in 1.1 seconds. Downforce tech is not patentable, every other brand will have it by the end of 2030.It can't fly. Only the fake version which removes the EV drivetrain and only carries one person can fly. You will never be able to drive this flying one on a 300-mile trip.It's fake. It's all fake. It's just meant to make you think Tesla is a cool car brand rather than the EV manufacturer that is next to go bankrupt.
>>29123196
>>29123342>do you even like cars?None of what was shown is "cars." It's a gimmick using existing technology stapled to a wildly modified version of a car that will likely not make it to production, and if it does it will probably have worse numbers than the refrigerator truck did. You're a moron if this was entertaining to you, make sure to head over to FOX for a nice key-jingling sitcom while you're at it
>>29123259When he publicly proclaimed that he was no longer a Democrat and the left leaning media turned on him, it was incredible watching my liberal coworkers change from Musk ballwashers to suddenly hating everything from space flight to EV's almost overnight. I had a pretty good understanding of propaganda and brainwashing but I guess that I hadn't considered just how effective it was. It was an eye opener for me.Yeah, they said that he was racist, that he was a white supremecist, and that he loved Trump. Hell, some of them even said that he was trying to destroy the world. Even a cursory investigation into those narratives shows that they're complete bullshit. He's most likely not any of those things, but I bought a car from him anyway on the off chance that he is. One can hope, right?
>le electric porsche killer boogaloo
>>29123328>what was the point of this anyway?Dunking on poorfags in stop and go traffic. You thought lane switching niggers were a problem before wait till this technology hits the street
>>29123400It literally will not hit the street.
>>29123328>what was the point of this anyway?Red light intersections?
>>29123380>>29123357You guys are a the biggest faggots in the world. You aren't into cars. You're just posers.
>>29123228Imagine all the road debris destroying the fans when some dork attempts to use this on the road.
>>29123182>shits on anything ever posted on /o/how does he do it
>>29123416kek icessie having a copie
>>29123225>makes a fucking car fly and do a barrel roll in the air >"t-they cant innovate"lol
>>29123182All over who? (You)? I don't care as it's been done before.>>29123436Not to mention all the shit they'll be throwing out the back. The exact reason this was banned from F1.
>>29123416This, rockets will never be allowed in a passenger car.
>>29123342shillpost
apologize
time to go hunt some replicants
>itt a bunch of ice dinosaurs seething elon will sell a flying car for 200k
>>29123259I’m racist
>>29123416>Cybertruck won’t hit the street!!>You pre-ordered a cybertruck? LOL OMG you dumbass, You know Elon has a history of never following through, right?>It doesn’t have mirrors, it’s not street legal!!>A sucker is born every minute.>That ball bearing went right through his window XD>There’s a world wide lithium shortage, it will be a weaker hybrid version of a F250.>Nobody wants an electric truck
>>29123182>Elon just took a dinosaur dump all over /o/It's nice to see that Africans keep on inventing high-technology things like cars and computers.As with the Wright Brothers and their historic first flight which was shorter than the wingspan of a Boeing passenger plane, it took MANY years before passenger planes became safe enough for the average person to use like a toaster. So, how many years will pass before personal flying cars become safe enough to fly as your old school personal Cessna type aircraft? Today's private planes are safe enough that the average Shaniqua or Stacey can fly them to the store and back. That's evidenced by all the private airplanes I see parked in the Walmart and Costco parking lots. But these flying cars will probably need more years yet before Shaniqua can fly them without maintenance.
>>29123468That's different, you can't allow people to literally rocket jump on public roads. Even just using the rear thrusters to accelerate could easily kill someone if they were near it, never mind if one of those COPVs ever fails.Like other supercars it's just for rich people to take to the track, which is fine. The engineering is still really cool to witness for us plebs.However, they might still be able to make a road legal version with just the suction fans, no rockets. Though even that might be difficult because public roads are full of debris. Just imagine if the fan sucked in a rock or something, not only could it cause a lot of damage to the car, but it might eject the debris like a bullet. Even if it was legal I'd never risk damage to the car by using it on anything but a clean track.The recent Blue Origin explosion is a good example of ruptured COPVs. You can see like 7 or 8 of them flying away like Wall-E with a fire extinguisher in vid related.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O90WZJALYc
It makes me happy to know this will be sold in limited quantities to billionaires and at least one of them will die in a fiery battery fire when the pack ruptures after the car slams to the ground when one or more of the delicate bespoke thrusters fails to ignite while said billionaire is showing off the party trick to guests. It might even be Elon himself. Imagine.
>Fake car doing staged shit that will never be openly available.Standard Elon Musk marketing circus. Enjoy the show but you'd have to be an 80IQ Indian to think it's real or relevant.
>>29123182>twenny mil for a car that can do a cool stunt jump that will never ever be useful IRL or outside of very controlled and staged environments and that will absolutely destroy your car and probably kill you the first time there's any remotely important mechanical or electrical problempass
>Buy the new Tesla™ Roadster™>test the backflip>successfully backflip the first time thanks to stabilization system powered by X™’s Grok™ Super Intelligence>Try it again>the jet fuel runs out its fuselage is miniscule>land head first to the ground>dies
Why are people so angry lol
>>29123559Because we've had decades of this dumb publicity stunt shit and we're bored. Just make something practical and useful (that ideally doesn't look like it was made in someone's backyard out of sheet metal), not more trillionaire toys.2001: >SPACEX WILL COLONIZE MARS!2018:>*yeets a car in the general direction of mars* >WE DID IT!!
Washing machine, now including ironing board steamer
How did it stay attached to the ramp?
>>29123182You are straight up retarded if what you gather from this is "le anti ICE" instead of "holy shit this is an awesome stunt with some amazing tech"
>>29123559Because it's Elon. 80% of the comments about this are>Le fascist>Le grifter
>>29123581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt5p-_tE8d0It uses fans, like a vacuum cleaner to stay attached to the ramp.Really cool shit.Then it uses thrusters to adjust itself.I'm the biggest V8, carbureted, air cooled, dino nigger on this board and I still think this stuff is amazing.It's like half the stupid ass BITCHES in this thread have never heard of a tech demo or marketing.You are acting like some redditfags>>29123584>fascistthey actually skipped that part and just go straight to calling him a nazi.These people will throw away the most amazing tech we have and send us back to the stone age in order to appease some idea of virtue.If you are unironically posting comments about its practicality you are RETARDED.
and if it was a Chinaslop car doing this the mutts would be going on and on about how useless it is and how unsafe it is and how performative it is and the battery and...none stop but now since it is happening in Muttland it's all cool this and pogger that and hype kek >>29123581fans, it's old tech
>>29123591Kek you don’t even have a car>really cool shit>muh heckin fans and thrusters!!!Kek what a nerdball nocar
>>29123602Nigger pleaseI think you need to hit enter between each line a few more times before you reply to me.
the tech looks cool but shits gonna be nothing but a billionaire toy
>>29123608Kek cry serpent shill you don’t even have a car
>>29123615I literally posted my car in that post.What's a serpent shill?
>>29123182>bing bing wahoos onto bicyclists
>>29123618It’s pretty funny you can’t tell the video isn’t even real lolIt looks better than their “reentry” video though that shit is hilariously bad
>>29123634The video is realYou are retarded
>>29123636It’s clearly cgi and aiYou don’t even have a car
>>29123640Any image posted in this thread has less AI and CGI than the amount of processing it took to make the 34yr old roastie in that image you posted look 23.You are a retarded indian addicted to posting women on 4chan.
>>29123421Very rich post coming from a fucking tesla dicksucker. Literally the brand for people who hate cars
>>29123647Kek I’m not injun at all (dots nor feathers) and you literally don’t even have a car
>>29123640>>29123634>anon is a flat eartherIt all makes sense now
>>29123660You are just retarded
>>29123666Of course the serpent would try and obfuscate the Truth>>29123668You are just a nocarJust look at the hilarious fakeryLaughable, man!Haha!
>>29123679The light is hitting the “rocket” from a completely different angle than its reflecting off the water hahahahah but nooo that’s not cgi or ai!!!
>>29123679>>29123680You can literally go see these take off and land
>>29123679>>29123615Why are christians so retarded?
>>29123688>>29123690I didn't realize that guy was a genuine schizo before
>>29123692All religious freaks are(all religions are cults)You just have to push the right button and they break down
>>29123688Lol if you can watch them land why did they need the hilarious ai video of the “reentry?”>>29123690Why are nocars fascinated by stupid fake bullshit that has no effect on them?
>>29123693Dude, I'm religious, but I'm not a nutbag like that bmw schizo
>>29123692>>29123693Neither of you even have cars lolPost breakfast on engine to prove me wrongYou won’t
>>29123695>I'm not a nutbag like that bmw>i just believe in fairy talesSorry for the brainwashing and child abuse you suffered anon
>>29123694>Lol if you can watch them land why did they need the hilarious ai video of the “reentry?”For the people that don't live in texas?You can literally drive down to starbase and watch them launch from the tower and get caught(when they do returns to the tower anyway)
>>29123698fairytails are just stories for children to learn important lessons, they aren't real but they are an important part.That's not what religion is about.You aren't supposed to take metaphors literally anon.
>>29123700Right anon haha if its not literal then denounce your god
>>29123695I’m not religious; I’m a follower of Christ, our LORD and Savior>>29123698Fairy tales like the Earth being a ball? Or wait maybe it’s actually a pear! Kek go watch more acting from that one fake “science” shill that you redditfags love KEK of course that fag drives a tessie can’t even make this shit upI bet he’s one of those “i bought it before musk knew the Truth” retards
>>29123700>>29123695Hey anon that isn't a nutbagThese are your peers >>29123704Maybe think about who hang out with? Lol
>>29123699Why the need to fake the video if people can just record it with their phones?
>>29123705Kek that heathen isn’t my peerThey don’t even have a carWhy dd that clown say the Earth was pear shaped, but all the fake pictures from nasa show a completely round earth?
>>29123702>>29123705I'd post-birth abort that nigger and I'm Christian
>>29123708>Why the need to fake the video if people can just record it with their phones?https://www.reddit.com/r/shockwaveporn/comments/1g2q04r/spacex_heavybooster_landing/You can literally just google this shit manYou can literally see it with your own eyes if you go to starbass
>>29123712You’re clearly a fraud and a serpent>>29123713Yeah, so why did they need to fake the closeup video?
>>29123719You type like the guy on /b/ that posts porn of the cartoon dog with a vibrator in its dog vagina
>>29123719>Yeah, so why did they need to fake the closeup video?They didn'tYou are just a moron that thinks lens flare = fake
>>29123722Is that what /b/ is now?He probably copied meApparently I’m famous from /ck/ or something
>>29123726There is no lens flare in the hilarious screenshot I postedIt’s just obviously fakeYou don’t even have a car, yet you insult my intelligence; funny, that
>>29123259You fag
>>29123679>>29123729What part so you think is fake?Do you think drones don't exist now?
>>29123357Which byd does that
>>29123732Kek I bet you believe those “nuclear bomb” videos where everything gets blown away but the camera are real too
>Brabham BT46B - Brilliant Pebbles edition>literally early '80s tech>with bad Lamborghini ripoff designHow's that some people ITT are impressed by this shit?
Is /o/ just reddit now?
>>29123591Fuck of Elon you misshapen vegetable, exactly zero tech shown here will ever make it to consumers because it's highly delicate and impractical shit that will only work in a controlled environment. The only people getting hyped for this are bots and room iq niggers who go oooh and aaah when they see shiny thing and that's the limit of their thought process.
>>29123746I don't care about that. I only care that it increases their revenue and and helps to start getting us off earth and into the solar system.I will never leave earth, but it's incredibly important that we increase our odds of survival by spread to other planets.>>29123744apparently
>>29123748>I only care that it increases their revenue and and helps to start getting us off earth and into the solar system.You are the redoot here, that shit ain’t happening and he uses it so redditors give him investment money.
>>29123748>you have a moral duty to consoom, goy!Yeah nah fuck off with that bullshit lmao I hope El Muskito goes bankrupt.
>>29123748>she thinks we’ll somehow be able to penetrate the FirmamentKekLol
you can now legally play this song in your teslahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>29123754This is the closest we have ever come to conquering the stars and you stupid bitches can only focus on the youtube and twitter drama of the face of the company.>>29123751reddit hates him and calls him a nazi you dumbfuck
Oh my god it's ugly, the old design was much better
>>29123759How tf was I supposed to know that? How do YOU know that? I figured they simply separated their pet cars from the guy who funds them.
>>29123288>You think elon musk is worse than hitler. I think elon musk is worse than hitler. We are not the same.It took me a minute.
>>29123759You're right, we need to give the pathetic billionaire manchild all our money so he might or might not contribute to something that we will never reap the benefits of, it's the selfless thing to do and here at 4Channel™ we're all about selflessness. I hope the Russians suicide you for being such a wimpy dicksucker, Elon.
>>29123259If racists are the ones with flying cars and pumping stock, then fuck you nigger. Ps. Lick my ass jannie. You’ll never be a woman.
>>29123767Is pumping stock supposed to be a good thing now?
>>29123765The nearest solar system (within our galaxy) is 4.4 light years away.That’s 25,748,379,134,542 miles away. It’s not happening, the laws of physics and chemistry apply everywhere.Mars and the moon are not habitable.He’s selling redditor types who watch superhero movies a bag of horseshit.
>>29123770>Mars and the moon are not habitable.You just bring plastic and make a bubbleIts not hard
>>29123763Dude, my bad.In the past like year+ reddit HATES Elon, Tesla, and SpaceX.I know that because my friend plays Kerbal with mods and is very passionate about it.I know that because I truly hope that humanity spreads to the stars.And I know that because I looked up "Tesla car flip" when I saw the video and when I clicked on the reddit link the first 10 replies had 2 mentions of him being a nazi.I really do not think reddit understands what a nazi is.>>29123765The only reason I'm able to post on here is because of my returns in their stockElon is a fagoot. I don't care, what he resulted in is amazing.
>>29123509>That's evidenced by all the private airplanes I see parked in the Walmart and Costco parking lots.Bullshit.
>>29123770ill bet permanent mars colony within 100 years and FTL travel within 200
>>29123777Oh so it's less "I hope humanity reaches the stars" and more "I hope suckers buy into this shit so my stock goes up", well you have totally convinced me.
>>29123783You can still buy the stock and help humanity reach the starsYou can do thatright nowand it will help you and your family
>>29123357>considering BYD can reach 0-60 in 1.1 secondsAI is smarter than this retard apparently.
>>29123439>and do a barrel roll in the air
>>29123182Will the flying capability be a subscription?
>>29123866No, read the thread or their website.It’s “invite only” which means barely any will be made and only billionaires or military will get them.
Sucks when you release your car on the same day.
>>29123870>revealing a car that can't even fly on the same day as a Tesla eventThey only have themselves to blame really
>>29123870I’d rather the Porsche between the two if that makes you feel better.
>>29123230Even if they made this for production, how is it better than a helicopter?
All of you are fucking stupid
>>29123880Explain why you think this, anon.The version in this demonstration will never be available to the public.
even if they managed to advance this to serial production (they won't), are flying cars even legal?
>>29123886Doesn’t look like this one is.
>>29123883>Explain why you think this, anon.>The version in this demonstration will never be available to the public
>>29123889Tesla says so themselves on their website.The version that flies won’t even be approved for road use even if you don’t fly it.
>>29123883No, the public will only get the version with four thrusters on the back and the big fan.They will only have a car that can drive upside down and go 0-60 in 0.8 seconds, may also be the fastest production car on the track. The low iq flat earth knuckle draggers and the thunderf00t fags are the modern day equivalent of this photo. What’s it for? Advancing the state of the art and pushing through to new frontiers.Giving young kids a reason to put a poster on their wall and dream of the future. You non-engineer/non-mechanic fags honestly make me fucking sick. Incredible car.
>>29123891I’m literally an engineer who has worked for 3 auto companies.Sure it’s cool. But it’s going to be at least $200k and as far as I’m concerned all it is is wall poster material.
>>29123893I’m also literally an engineer working at an auto (manufacturer) company. Supercars are supposed to be wall poster material and toys. Any loser complaining about practicality is completely missing the point of a car like this.
>>29123342This thing isn't a car it's some show piece... and arguably this might not even be fucking real, for all we know it's a hologram. And every tesla söy boy will lose their minds and buy more tesla stock.
>>29123896Where is an EV option for the masses that want a lightweight good handling car? That would convince more car guys than some supercar.Are we stuck with only 4,000-10,000 lb monstrosities?Looks like I’m sticking to my featherweight ICE manuals forever. This was the only thing that could have swayed me, but it’s not a normal road car.
>>29123891I'm not sure you understand how dangerous it is to let people deploy a backward rocket thruster anywhere without checking who's behind them. Also the fans will require a complex and expensive to upkeep filtering system so they don't suck up debris from the road. This will not be road legal anywhere civilized.
>>29123905Do you know how many cars on the road currently get around this stuff by implementing a thing called “track mode”?Do you know this is often enforced on various models with geofencing and gps? You can buy a Honda civic in Japan that will only go over 180km/hr on a circuit. You can buy many cars from manufacturers that would be illegal on noise and backfire restrictions, but this mapping is only enabled in track mode. This is already a solved issue in many parts of the world. Fans - you don’t need to keep them on all the time you retard, there is no need to use them driving to the store. Do you keep your 300k sports car on the lowest suspension setting driving around town?
>>29123903>massesDoesn't exist. Cars like the Miata and BRZ are niche for a reason. And furthermore yes EVs will always be heavy. Batteries are heavy. They make EVs that weigh under 3000lbs but they have tiny little 30kwh batteries and get 100 miles of range and make pretty much no horsepower
>>29123928Track modes are a magic loophole. The equipment on the car still has to street legal for it to be sold. Jeep can't put a roof mounted fully automatic M60 machine gun on the hummer and put "offroad use only" on it and still sell it at a dealership.
>all those supercars today are boring>makes a car that can do a kickflip>noooo, not like that, that's stupid
>>29123939Reminds me of one of Clarkson's bits where he was driving some new McLaren or a Lambo and complaining that it was boring, and that it should have a gun on the roof and a laser instead of windshield wipers. Here we have someone actually doing something stupid and crazy in a supercar and people are still complaining.
>>29123933The issue there would be jeep selling you a gun. This may shock you - in various jurisdictions around the world, that IS how track mode works. If the COPV (the actual hurdle to street legality) was at ambient pressure while you were driving to the track, you get to the track then the car pressurizes itself - there is nothing inherently dangerous or illegal. And on the COPV - the Toyota Mirai’s hydrogen tank is at the same 10K PSI as the ones quoted to be used in the roadster - so there is precedence for extremely highly pressurized vessels in production vehicles which are completely street legal today.
>huur duur it doesn't matter because it won't be road legal and won't be production and only super rich friends of Elon can get one to play with Doesn't matter. It's still a step towards being road legal, mass production and affordable. This board is full of luddites.
>>29123948This.Tesla can't stop winning BIGLY.
The hagarty interview was far FAR superior to this stunt. They made a roadster with the range of a Model Y but under 1.4 tons.Great for a prototype, but who knows how it works in real-world conditions let alone production specs. Also, FAKE EXHAUSTS.
>>29123957Those are real thrusters
>>29123948What technology does this push forward?Its just a worse helicopter.Flying cars are some scifi idea, not a goal to strive for. The actual practical version of a flying personal transport needs to take a totally different form.
>>29123947Dude, it's an analogy. Arguing with the specific example used and not the point made by it's usage is one of the lowest IQ things you can do. Chevy can't sell a Corvette with cat cutouts. Ford can't sell a raptor with roof mounted light bars. Dodge can't sell a hellcat with a license plate flipper. These and more are simply examples trying to show you that a car maker can't sell a car with illegal equipment on it and just say "oh it's not for street use". The existence of the thing in the first place makes it unable to be legally sold. Speed limiters aren't illegal equipment. The law is that you can't speed, not that you can't sell a car capable of speeding.
Yes, all the poor retards like you said the same thing about the space program. Now over half a decade later we have high speed internet across the globe, with laser interlinks between satellites. (See pic in >>29123891 - that’s you) The future is coming for you whether you like it or not. A lot of what was sci-fi in the 60s is already solved - we are just cleaning up the rest, okay?
the rockets for hovering are obviously never going to be released to the public but what about the regular rocket boosters in the back? are those street legal?
>>29123978Yes those are all cars sold to goyim who work at Amazon warehouses, so I’m sure they can’t do many things. I’m talking about Supercars that are still street legal - Some have active aero features illegal to use on roads in various countries. Because they are behind a track mode they are allowed.
>>29123964No, those are under the fake exhausts.
What a fucking glowdown.
>>29123983Suck only = street legalSuck and rear thrusters = available to the public but not street legalSuck, and full thruster suite = invite only
>>29123991Looks boring.
>>29123182How are you still talking about this fake shit?
>>29123657>Tesla makes cars>brand for people who hate carsThe mental gymnastics these retards go through.
>>29123991and is still outfuturistic'd by a fucking gookmobile from like 10 years agotesla is pathetic
>>29123991>>29124003It's a more modern take on the XJ, dumbasses
>>29123182His brain is full of shit
>>29123987We're not talking about "certain countries" we're talking about the US. In the US you can not sell a car with illegal equipment even if you try to claim it's not intended for street use. The car itself, in all forms, must pass every test and regulation to be sold. The rear facing thrusters aren't street legal therefore the car can not and will not be sold with them. They would have to make it a truly track only car which means it would have no VIN. Which they might do, but the point is you'll never see one on the street
>>29124002>locked down Apple iPad golf cart>"""car"""el oh el
>>29123182how many of Elon's jeets are in this thread shilling, do we think? at least a dozen, right?
>>29123957I think those "exhausts" are the rear thrusters and the fans under them are for the suction system.
>>29124011>In the US you can not sell a car with illegal equipment even if you try to claim it's not intended for street use.Cars with factory exhaust flaps say otherwise
