Where were going, we dont need roads
GAY VGN
>>29123212It’s a flying car, miserable turd.
>>29123219Now good luck making that road legal! Cowabunga, more like cowa-fucking-piece-of-dog-shit!
>>29123245>Car so cool it has to be outlawed.ICE cucks stay losing, enjoy those diesel prices.
>>29123292He is the angriest poster you've ever heard. He is the Angry EV Nerd. He's the Angry Tesla shilling Nerd.
>>29123303The only time i get angry is when I see slow gay diesel engine truggers hypermileing their trugg 20 mph under the speed limit. At first I laughed at them but I keep seeing more and more of them to the point they’re starting to get annoying.
>>29123317Do you shout "aaAASSS!" at them?
>He won't do a barrel ro-
>>29123195This is the coolest shit I have seen in a long time.
>>29123245Nigga has never heard of a tech demo.How do you even operate with an iq this low?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5vsHHPVhJg
Hot wheels live action gonna be lit.
Now if we got all of the 10 sheikhs who got one to play Rocket League irl, that would be cool
>Buy the new Tesla™ Roadster™>test the backflip>successfully backflip the first time thanks to stabilization system powered by X™’s Grok™ Super Intelligence>Try it again>the jet fuel runs out its fuselage is miniscule>land head first to the ground>die
It's 2026 and we still do not have flying cars. We just have cars that can jump good.
>>29123552It doesn't use jet fuel
>>29123570so it can't melt steel beams :(
>>29123552you have to recharge the tanks after every jump
Washing machine with new ironing steam jets. Still not buying the lame ass shit
>>29123574It can.
>>29123586idk if I trust a Nazi with melting beams i'd much rather trust a Jihadi
the N2 cryo-gas could put out the battery firesmaybe even flash freeze "inner city youth" car jackers.
>>29123245>byd wumao
>>29123245>>29123303>>29123325
>car normalfags itt impressed by a spectacle for apesOnce again proving cars are a hobby for the lowest common denominator
>>29123552>>29123577The compressed air tanks recharge during driving. Its literally a video game turboboost
>he removed the rear seatsLmao, I’m out. This was supposed to compete with the 911, now it’s just made for content creators. I have to toss up between a 911 and a Taycan.
>>29123723the regular non-boosted version (i.e., the only one people will actually buy) could still have them
>>29123518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH9j_69V8U8we had that in the last century
>>29123723Oh no, not the cramped, useless rear seats in a small coupe
>>29123682>from the anon posting on /o/
>>29123796This isn't the gotcha you think it is
>>29123800nice reddit reply
>>29123803>muh redditTitans of intellect ITT proving my point
>>29123806go back to the forum sperggo back to pretending you're better than any of this while posting here
>>29123807
>>29123682Post you are hobbies
>>29123195What's the point of it though? In case you drive off a cliff?
>>29123749Afaik the boosted one doesn't even have a second front seat lol
>>29123825What's the point of any car that isn't a pragmatic NPC box?
>>29123448Fake and gay.
ITT: picrel
>>29123923Tesla fans are nazi chuds thoughever
>h1b coding>built by barely sentient apesYea ...
>>29123245When did 4chan become infested with miserable faggots who make it their mission in life to suck the joy out of every conversation?Do the world a favour and kill yourself.
>>29123195This car is going to kill so many nignog rappers.I can't fucking wait.
the car is cool but they made a pretty glaring omission that they haven't actually improved anything besides strapping a jetpack and a fan to a reskinned plaid. No mention of new motor or battery tech. 300 mile range. 100% novelty toy in the supercar spectrumtoo bad the fucking headlights are just atrocious
>>29123975It makes more power than a model s plaid with 1 less motor and the two they do have are smaller. Id say thats an improvement.
>>29123195You need a bigger buff plug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hGjl3zcJMk
>>29123975The car doesn't exist. It's a fucking shell over a bunch of boosters.
>>29123975its half the weight of the plaid battery pack and has 30% more power output. Its a big improvement. It's probably going to still weigh like 3K tho because of the compresser
>>29123245>>29123682>>29123840>>29123935>>29123975You all are such miserable cunts.
>>29124048>Why can't you just buy into the fantasy, huh?!?!Because skateboarding hotdogs aren't real, anon
>>29124048Anon it's flying shit on a platter by the world's ugliest billionaire. Or wait, is he a trillionaire now? It barely matters now that money and everyone's valuable lives are not worth anything. An actual deformed looking retard wants to larp as Tony Stark from Disney's Marvel's The Avengers and you want to clap at his circus that was paid for with your future?
>>29124150bro thinks he's poor because of some fat south african that builds funny rockets and got his kid transd
>>29123825>In case you drive off a cliff?>do a barrel roll!I'm sur it will help lol
>>29124085>>29124150>unable to enjoy the spectacle. life devoid of wonder, dreams, and optimism. Enjoy your empty self.
>>29124280And you enjoy living in fantasyland where everything is possible and no one ever lies.
Breddy gud illusion. Got the niggercattle eating it up
>>29124187Nigga he's literally buying the for sale president and making him not give a fuck about mass immigration, imagine being such a fucking retard yoy still think yoy need to get elected to change things for the worse.
>>29124048It is a cool stunt. Like the shit Red Bull does. But these faggots like this herald it as a new age in personal transportation or something.
>>29124150see a therapist
>>29125378>named Carr>talkin bout carsCoincidence? You be the judge
>>29123448are there people who actually believe this is real
>>29124280We could be living in O'Neill cylinder by now but instead we're watching retards get fooled by the masked magician.
>>29123707It takes half the battery to recharge it once
>>29125443everything displayed is used in other tech, I don't know why you'd think it's fake.
>>29124387what am i seeing here? looks like a hollow cage or something? like a big ass rc car
>>29125733Can you spot the difference?
>>29125799No, please elaborate.
>>29125809The size and velocity of the rocket plume on the rocket powered thing is massive compared to the little white puffs of gas that come out of the car and immediately dissipate.
>>29125820>The size and velocityyou can literally see mach diamonds in the roadsters exhaust
Well the campaign worked perfectly. It's in the news everywhere and people keep talking about the brand and both sides brad enthusiasts and tinfoil hats keep the discussion up and the brand in the public eye.What more could they wish for.
>>29125820you realize spacex lands building sized rockets, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch/8_VTOaNylE8>>29125820>the little white puffs of gas that come out of the car and immediately dissipate.It's compressed gas, it tends not to stick aroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu62940nMmc
Faking it would be too risky, if something went wrong and everyone sees it dangling from a wire or something, that would be utterly catastrophic for the brandThe risk of a failed attempt of a genuine stunt, like the cybertruck getting its window smashed is BAD, but faking and failing a fake would be a complete disaster, not worth the risk/rewardI think it makes zero business sense to fake the stunt. And then from a tech perspective, the tech is proven in spacex, and yes we can see the mach diamonds, seems genuine
>>29125820>>29125825>>29125834>>29125836Its life sized light weigh RC car with lifting fans that allow it to float drown from a height or be reversed and used to stick to inverted surfaces. The thrusters are for show. In one of the camera angles where it detaches from the ramp it slows down its fall and flies before the gas tubes turn on running the illusion. Its in 30 sec mark in >>29123448 its basically a drone with wheels and a smoke machine
>>29125887Why do you think it's so hard for compressed gas to be used for this? Is it because you just don't understand it? I think it is.We know it's a drone, they say that in the presentation.They explain how the thing works in the presentation.I don't know why it's so hard for you to believe that compressed gas can be used for thrust.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5q2etpYh5A
>>29125908You realize they showed you two cars, right? One that drove around and was used for close up shots ect and one that was a light weight stage prop powered by rotors/ducted fans and compressed gas maneuvering thrusters for the ramp and flying sceens.
>>29123587Jews did 9/11
>>29125925nobody's debating thatbut you're claiming that RCS thrusters like those used to move 60 ton spacecraft around in microgravity somehow don't work in a freefall?nigga u dum
>>29125931And you realize that the stage prop with lifting fans in reverse allowing it to support its own weight inverted while stationary is also able to produce thrust to slow its descent wihout the use of the """thrusters""" as seen in the video at the 30 sec market? You see it float down before the 4 thrusters turn on. That deceleration is from the same fans used to glue it to to the ramp. The bottom thrusters are also sus af with no velocity and look like flog machine dispensers. The only functional thrusters this thing appears to have are the roll thrusters. Those look legit and produce a high velocity well defined plume like in >>29125733
>>29125943They wouldn't have added bottom thrusters if they didn't do anythingNot everything is a conspiracy nigger
>>29125887>>29125943no
>>29123317I hate it when you have one going 56 trying to pass one going 55 and they end up blocking both lanes for 20 fucking minutes
>>29123448Elon is a genius. Traffic will be cut in half if you can use both the top and bottom of the road
>>29125943without the thrusters it would not have been able to right itself you dumb motherfucker. you can see it go into freefall before the thrusters correct it. but you don't know what that looks like to beginwithnone of this technology is new. you don't seem to understand any of this. they had working jetpacks in the 60s. the only reason you're having a cry is because you don't like musk and you think being contrarian makes you smart. you're not smart.
>>29125943>The only functional thrusters this thing appears to have are the roll thrusters.>Can see the fucking mach diamonds
>>29123825>flying level over a pothole>flying low over plebian speed bumps>flying over plebian red light>flying over plebian traffic jam>flying up to avoid a plebian car that's about to rear-end you>flying up to escape a scurrilous carjacker>flying over a plebian police blockade>escaping from pursuing police by hanging upside down on the underside of a bridge>flexing on the poorfag billionaires in their plebian Ferrari's
>>29124387>>29125443>>29125799>>29125820>>29125887retard niggas be like "I don't understand it so it must be fake"
>>29126301>carbon fibre>same material they built the Titan submersible out of>good ideaAmerican education, gents
Soooooo.... when do more videos of this get released to prove it wasn't a staged hoax?
>>29126338SpaceX team and aerospace engineers or tard on chan? who should I believe?
>>29126338>yuropoor tech
>>29126342There's plenty of cellphone/press videos of the stunt. Just look on youtube.
>>29126388looked, didnt find any
>>29125955>the magician sawed that lady in half>magic is real
>>29126645youtube has a search bar up near the top that you type words into and it shows you videos based on the words you use. if you just went to youtube.com then yeah it's pretty unlikely that you would have found anything other than football and mrbeast copycats.
>>29126301That clearly shows the openings in the bottom for it to stick to things or fly. Thats how you know its not a real car and a stage prop, retard.
>>29126342Never
>>29126772Yeah I don't understand why people think that the undercarriage of a prototype vacuum car that can fly looks different than the one on my 2003 Honda Civic...
>>29126771>youtube has a search bar up near the top that you type words into and it shows you videos based on the words you use. if you just went to youtube.com then yeah it's pretty unlikely that you would have found anything other than football and mrbeast copycats.yeap, did that, didnt find any
>>29126819Well that's simply not true. I don't understand what you're trying to do. If you genuinely want to see other angles/not-official footage of the event, then, there are videos on youtube of it. There was a live audience and those attendees recorded it with their phones. It seems though like you don't actually want to watch them and don't actually care at all so why the cat and mouse game?
Who is still listening to this satanic worshiping cultist grifter?
>>29126384Wtf are the yuropeepoos doing?I'd rather drive this thing than a Bugatti.
>>29126938The Tesla thing is a reminder to not be another Edison.
>>29123975Let's see YFW the toy destroys the nurburgring and pike's peak
breh why are you shitting on Euros? I'm sat here flabbergasted and in awe, well done Ameribros.wonder what the final production model will look like and be capable of.
>>29126766holy shit, you are retardedthis isn't magic anon, it's science
How many years until the Inter Gray from Night Striker is fully realized? How many decades until Vertexter is real?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LHtKIVNudchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P85Mq7LJpU
>>29127029Since I made that post a few new details have come out.They have a new motor that does ~1300HP and new batteries, yet the car still has ~300 mile range (lol) and only RWD. There's a suction fan system to keep the car glued to the ground (still not street legal), and the "turbo-jet" can only be used once every 6-8 hours for a launch (guess what, also not street legal). So if you actually buy this car you don't get to use any of the fun features and instead just have a shitty uncontrollable straight line dragster that isn't even that fast. Congratz.
>>29127120>isn't even that fastThe cope begins.>drive on the road>beat everything>drive on the track>push the ultra turbo giga fan thruster button>beat everything>does a barrel roll instead of donuts at the finish lineUH OH!
>>29123448Jeet brain easily impressed by worthless gizmos.This shit probably tears through all its fuel in less than a minute. Strictly worse than a helicopter.
>>29123195if it not the matrix if it not fake and gay fly it over antarctica rn
>>29127127>The cope begins.uhh theres already electric supercars better and cheaper than his roadster that are faster without gimmicks.
>>29127448How can you say they're better and cheaper when no one knows how good or how expensive this is?
>>29127448name 5 cars better than this right now, you literally can't
