Lmao, even
I said out of the fucking way nigger
>the Roadster from 9 years ago that was never released>the one gimmick that will never make it to a road car>the car with only screens vs the car with zero screensThis will be looked back upon with cringe
>>29124360SpaceX shill campaign.
>>29124360they could probably put a v8 in there. >inb4 ackshually flakys
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>>29124423But that car already exists in multiple forms. 1st gen Audi R8, C8 Corvette, Ford GT, DeTomaso Pantera, etc. etc.Would be NARP. Those germs know what they're doing.
>>29124416They are both cars that will be "released" to specially chosen individuals anyway.
>>29124360I swear, if I wasn't such a boomer with permanent v8, v10, and v12 glaze built into my soul I'd be excited to pick one up after they depreciate 80% by 2030.Fuck me tho, it's tempting. I could easily put down 50 grand right now to reserve the base model. Gonna buy a Grand Sport X instead because I'm v8 boomer, but it's impossible to deny the sheer performance superiority of EVs on everything that isn't a track or Texas 60-130 or 100-200 roll race.I mean ffs Tesla just mogged Rimac. The ZR1X mogged Rimac by giving the same 0-60 at 15% the price. Meanwhile my retarded ass still glazes Lamborghini.
>>29124477>lamborghinicool>teslanot coolIt’s that simple anon. It was never about statistics, that was always cope to justify liking cool cars, when in fact the real reason to like them, is that they are cool. A v8, v10, or v12, are cooler than any electric car.>inb4 rockets are coolfire and explosions are cool. Thats what makes gas powered vehicles cool. A giant fire extinguisher that probably breaks your neck when it jumps you over the guy you were about to rear end so that you instead crush the schoolchildren he stopped for is kind of gay
>>29124477Is this ironic or?They're only set to be released in 2028 and nobody has seen the claimed sub 1s launch yet. You'll never get that deposit back lol.
>>29124360Imagine scheduling a car reveal on the same day as a Tesla event, it's like they were asking to get overshadowed lmfao
How long can it fly though?
>>29124416both are exclusive rare cars anyway lol, except one would be remembered in history for good or worse, and the other one is just a dot in a timeline for being another same ol' car
>>29124493>coolThat's just us boomers coping. 30 years from now everyone in their 20s-40s will love EVs and look at gas powered cars the same way we look at something like a Duesenberg; awesome, but not a dream car. Right now a Lambo, Corvette, Bugatti, M3/M4, etc are all cool. We will always love them. Future generations won't. When we're all 70 buying Aventadors or whatever we'll be no different than the current 70 year olds buying a side-piped C3 corvette all excited to go 0-60 in 3 business days. You better believe I'll be like that, talking to the young guys about how awesome my 50 year old SVJ is that I waited my entire life to buy, and they'll smile fondly and say "yeah, it really is cool" before they zoom off in their EV that has acceleration high enough to risk retinal detachment and is better in literally every way people care about.
>>29124360They will never actually make this car. They got rid of the Model S and X because nobody can take Teslas seriously anymore as luxury cars. It's not 2014 anymore. Tesla cars are now some of the cheapest on the market after government incentives and Tesla's own discounts in most countries. The poverty spec RWD versions now make up the vast majority of their sales. Just very very basic, not that well made cars, but they do the job. Nobody thinks of Teslas as cool anymore.
>>29124360Crude and uncivilized American engineering vs finely crafted German iPhone holder engineering artistry
>>29124621its a fucking Iphone mini LOOOOOOOOOOL
>>29124863Right? It's perfect.
>>29124621Can't believe Tesla mogs fucking Porsche. What a timeline.
>>29124493>lamborghini>coolThey care so much about being cool that they actually aren't. Company exclusively for contrarians who think Ferrari is the obvious choice.
>>29124898Besides the flying marketing stunt that will never hit the road; what does the "Roadster" actually offer?
>>29124517Infinity times longer than its nearest competitor.
>>29124906>tell me what's 2+3>and don't say 5 give me a real answerFlying is easy, any car can fly with a piece of plywood and some bricks. The really impressive thing about the roadster is that the landing doesn't total it.
>>29124580>That's just us boomers coping. 30 years from now everyone in their 20s-40s will love EVs 20-40 years from now every EV made today will be dead and torn to pieces in a scrapyard while most ICE vehicles you see on the road today will still be running. The children of the future will ask themselves how so many people fell for such an obvious scam.
>ev>mocking anything
>>29124422Marfans syndromeVery Jewish
>>29124422This is scientifically proven to be the peak male physique.
>>29124360I look at pictures like this and all I can see is a diarrhea colored head bobbling at me.
I hope Porsche change those dumbass wheels before it makes it into production. its a seriously good looking car in most other areas.
>>29125586just pick different ones when ordering. not that you will be buying one
>>29125495Jews are based. White people complain about Jews the same way niggers complain about white people. It's literally the same shit.>Gib me>We are oppressed>We'd be rich if you just didn't exist>We wuz Nobel price laureates>Can't understand even basic accounting or economics>Anyone who disagrees with me is just a Jewish sellout for $7000So yeah, the Tesla Roadster + Elon Musk is very Jewish, and that's based. Cope and seethe faggot, you'd be happier if you joined the tribe and got a Jewish Waifu and went to a synagogue filled with friendly rich people. Oh, and the new Porsche Mission S is also Jewish as fuck. Most Jewish car ever that isn't a Bentley or Rolls.
>>29124863>knowing the names of the individual screen phone modelsYou are gay gay gay.
>>29124971so what you're saying is the roadster has nothing notable about it other than a marketing stunt.
>>29128148No. Also you should sue your grade school district for failing to teach you reading comprehension.
>>29124983for some reason i dont think that will be true for the nissan leaf. enough people messed around with them and understand up front that its got crap range so it just becomes an open canvas at that point
>>29128084Jewish lullaby is cash register ringing. Go away, you look evil and smell like cheap perfume.
>>29128700You could join us, you know. All you need to do is be a nice person, love money, and want to have some kids with a loving wife. Biblical laws exist for a reason.
>>29128148>nothing notableMy Brother in Christ the base model is faster to 60 than the Rimac Nevera, Demon 170, Pininfarina Battista, Model S Plaid, Lucid Air Sapphire, ZR1X, every Bugatti ever made, every Ferrari ever made, every Lamborghini ever made, and every McLaren ever made.All it's missing is a nasty, rumbling V8, V10, V12, or V/W16. If it had a V8 you'd be jizzing in your boyfriend's pants just thinking about it.
>2026>I am forgotten...
>>29124360>produces continuous noise in excess of 140db>An AR popping off at 140db can cause immediate and permanent hearing lossLooking forward to having to qear ear pro just to drive to the store.
>>29129567just roll the windows up
>>29129569Won't work. An AR going off outside your closed window will still make your ears ring.
>>29124360>replaces rear and passenger seats with three 200 liter carbon-fiber composite tanks charged to 100PSI>exposed to several years of sun exposure, seasonal heat cycles, and a few pressure cycles for the lulzPicture unrelated
>>29128084Jews ruin society by enabling policies in which money is made imaginary. >Yeah bro just lend me money, I'll take it and lend it out, but I promise you I'll give you more imaginary money back later, and the guy I'm lending it to is going to pay me imaginary money, and the guy he lends it to is going to make imaginary money and you can bet on if the value of this imaginary money goes up or down, which means even more imaginary money is made, and you can even bet on the bets that are being made to leverage your imaginary money that nobody actually has.Other non-reptilian civilizations know this is how you lead to economic collapse and yet the Jews persistently use this tactic to increase their own wealth while watching society burn to the ground in the process. They also push for globalist agendas in which wages are driven down by 3rd world immigrants in order to make more money. They want slaves, they don't care if society is ruined by poor financial policies, and mutilate the genitals of infants. They're a subhuman species.
>>291249061300hp equivalent for ~50k supposedly
>>29129932One of these is a working, viable, production ready car.
>>29129980>for ~50kahahaha imagine unironically believing this
>>29129980That's the deposit to reserve one (with no delivery guarantee) my dude
