only once and i was like "lol"

>>29124527
Never because of anything I did.
Only retaliatory fingers after I gave it first. Fuckin NPC cuckovers.

>>29124527
couldn't tell you the total, but I can tell you about the most recent one
>trying to pull out to make a left down Geronimo
>it's 0830, morning traffic is heavy
>an individual turns without using his signal, so I flipped him off
>proceeded to go and make my way now that there is an opening as he stopped halfway in the road
>in my rearview see him rapidly accelerating towards me, he's a few cars behind me
>it's a 25mph zone with children everywhere as they're walking to school
>pulled down a side road and made a u-turn, waiting for him
>he aggressively pulls up next to me, asks me what my problem is
>told him he didn't use his turn signal
>"i don't have to use my turn signal when I'm going home on the road I live on" he exclaims
>I told him he needs to use his turn signal anytime he intends to change direction
>he repeats himself, louder this time
>he's now going off about how I was at a stop sign and it didn't make a difference
>I corrected him, it was a yield sign
>dude is now red in the face and becoming louder with every word
>proceeded to tell him how the multifunction switch works, when to use it
>he's now threatening to call the MPs on me
>I asked him for what as it wasn't I that failed to signal
>he peeled out, flipping me off

>>29124527
One time I smashed into a shopping cart in a Walmart parking lot because I was drunk and not paying attention. Some cuck npc yelled at me to stop the car and gave me the finger when I drove off

the other day some guy cut in front of me in the passing lane while i was riding the slowpoke ahead of me trying to pressure him into switching over to the point i had to slam on my brakes. so i cut into the lane to the right after he jammed his work van in front of me and i blew by him, and as i passed him i had my entire arm out the window flipping him off and screaming and as his cab came into view he was doing the exact same thing and it was actually hilarious and i'm pretty sure we both burst out laughing. anyway turns out it was a left hand exit and i was the asshole lmao.

>>29124527
I had some random old lady call me an asshole as she passed me going the opposite way. I'm sure she recognized my car.

I had a good one last week or so, some old guy in a subaru was about to pull out of a parking lot on my left and into the shared turn lane, but I got in the turn lane just at the right moment to cockblock him, he noticed me and gave me the full bird like OP's pic through the windshield, which gave me a huge clownish open mouth grin which he totally saw. As I was waiting to turn left he blasted by on my right and I gleefully honked my clown horn at him. It's pretty quiet though, he might not have heard it.

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>>29124527
Many, but not in a long time now that I took the croozerpill. I literally used to get off on trying to bait and piss people off on the road, purposely blocking asshole drivers and so on (which still can be fun, but not worth my time).
You see the aggressive lane switch maneuvers pretty often, but those fags are usually focused on 'swimming' into the next lane to cut 3 more people off so you usually don't get the finger.

once by a pack of very large female gorillas in a camo wrapped model x who tried to cut me off that i honked at. it was a very funny thing to see so i just laughed.

>>29124527
>How many times
Once. Continuously.

>>29124527
I ballpark around once every three years. Most recent was a boomer woman who flipped me off in a Safeway parking lot because I honked at her after she cut me off.

A couple of times by morons who get upset that I pass them or try to cut me off and I accelerate. Haha

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i dont pass people

>on my shit-ass moped
>tryna be curteous by being off to the side as much as possible
>like six dudes pass me super close, looks like a "Punishment Pass" every time
>figure fuck it ill take my lane, it is a motor vehicle according to all these karens and tylers

>some dude literally lane splits just to come as close to clipping me as possible, shouts "MOVE OVER"

seriously considering buying an electric motorcycle (not an "ebike" but like a Pulse or Varg) and riding it on the sidewalk just to be a menace because if this is what the cagers want, their grandmas and children can get it

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>>29125097
based. fuck cagers and carbrainlets with their dumb double standards.

>>29124527
Less than I've flipped people off that's for sure

>>29124527
A guy flipped me off and said "nice park job fuck wit". I asked him to hop out and tell me what was wrong with my parking and then his wife drove him away

>>29125185
I've had one fat shit write a hate-note that he stuck under my wiper blade, complaining about how I parked my car.
>the rear passenger side wheel was barely on the white line from the inside
Reviewed the rear dashcam video and it showed the same fat shit SHOW UP 10 MINUTES AFTER I PARKED MY CAR, driving a large minivan because he's too fucking fat to fit inside a regular sedan.

>>29124527
Pretty much every time I honk at somebody asleep at a green light.

>>29124527
Quite a few. I dont care.
You stay at least 1 car lenght behind me for every 10 miles of speed or i punish you but going under the speed limit.
Many need punishment.
Looking into the solus tape to punish the headlights on pickups.
So many to punish

>>29124559
Uncle Steve?

>>29124527
Ohh it happens multiple times every time I'm in my personal vehicles. There are two things I have zero tolerance for and those are people who merge on to high speed roads at half the speed limit and left lane campers. I always do my best to let these ""people"" know they're doing something retarded and dangerous and get flipped off by them for doing so.

>>29124527
was already in a roundabout and a lebo in a merc went through anyway and made me slam the brakes
he slammed his brakes when i honked my horn, and stopped in the middle of the fucken roundabout too. guy just looked at me for a couple seconds then flipped me off but by that point i was already trying to go around him while also yelling at him to fucken get out of the way

once, the first week of driving by myself after i got a license. freaking out in the rain driving on some windy tiny Hawaiian roads and a big truck started tailgating and holding his horn continuously while i was too scared to go the speedlimit or above. overtook illegally when the road straightened out and flipped the bird. after that i learned about pulling over to let traffic pass on 2-lane roads, and sending it on crazy turns above sheer cliffs

>>29124527
Not often but it's usually by bald men with bad tattoos or people of Nissan

bout 3.50 ±

>>29127368
>people who merge on to high speed roads at half the speed limit

God damn why these retarded fucking niggers do this?
>getting on interstate
>speed limit is 70
>retards going 30 on the on ramp
What the FUCK

>>29125097
Trip back on, faggot.

>>29124527
There's no way of knowing. It could be in the hundreds. I spend too much time looking at my phone to know what other drivers are doing