>blasts music at 400 decibels for all to hear>frowns while wearing an Oakley's and West Coast choppers helmet comboProblem?
>>29125751Gen x bait shit basically.Wish I had a company selling shit to retards.My buyers are all autistic and ask a billion technical questions before purchasing.
>>29125751I have never seen anyone drive one with a helmet.
Touch one of these things when you get the chance. I've never encountered shiitier plastics.
>>29125751400 decibels is physically impossible in earth's atmosphere, retard.Youre not exaggerating, you're just pulling random shit out of your ass because you lack the most fundamental understanding of science.
>>29125751>be you>have impeccable tastes in automobiles>neighbor drives a slingshot>property loses half its value
>>29125838When i go to see a property to buy, if there's a:>slingshot>impala>challenger>wrangler>E65>300C>Hayabusa>SN95>Astro VanOn the street, I'm out of there ASAP
>>29125751i've never seen a white person own/drive one of theseits always been niggers
>>29125831Erm achshually, shut up. You work in IT for a reson, bub.
>>29125888t. Polaris Slingshot owner, too fat for an actual motorcycle
>>29125888>for a reasonRetired at 45 and sitting on an 800 sq/ft porch at my 4,200 sq/ft house on 60 acres and watching my grandbaby run around the yard because we dont do "daycare"....Yep.Thats me.Typing while I walk so now im in my shop (pic).Working on my 105hp superbike swapped quad.Well... that was the original rating With the big bore kit and exhaust even low estimates put it around 118hp.What was your day like?
>>29125847Nah, it's just white people that own these. Not asians, not blacks, not latinos, not even samoans or whatever the fuck you care to name. There's only white people from a specific age range that buy these things.
>>29126311No, hes right. Its niggers.
>>29125751who is this for
I unironically think they are cool with the 4 wheel conversion. Would track/10
Europoors seething in their brick shithouses
>>29126421Someone who desperately wants to be seen.
>>29126425woah suddenly it looks kinda cool and not gay
>>29125751>pussy repellent
I drove through a new development where a black dude had 4 of these parked in the driveway for his whole family
>when you want to feel the wind but you're too incompetent to ride a motorcycle
>>29125751These are exclusively driven by browns in my area. I have legitimately never seen a white man behind the wheel of these shitboxes. Every single one is rolling around playing nigger music at full volume.>>29126275What a tryhard faggot blogpost, kek. Nobody gives a fuck about what you're doing.
>>29125751I've literally only seen black people driving these
>>29126311Literally never seen a white person driving one, just like most other anons it turns out. It's always browns and they're always modded in an incredibly gaudy fashion and with loud stereos.
>>29127248My local slingshot is driven by a middle aged white guy with gray hair
>>29126275jesus christ you're uptight you need to have a bong or something
>>29126421boomers who want a motorcycle, then looked at the smaller trikes and thought "BOY HODWY THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS IMMA GON LAYERDOWN" and decided they need the full size car version>>29127169>>29127049ive never seen a black person driving one of these, its always gen x techbros
>>29125751I only see black guys driving these
>>29126600>Europoors seething in their brick shithouses Yuropeons drive Rykers instead of Slingshots, because handlebars =/= motorcycle license in the EU, so they only need a regular B-cat cert.
>>29126425that looks really slick, but isn't the whole reason why they're 3 wheelers is because of registration or vehicle class?also i'm wary of how well that handles forces
>>29126425at that point just get an Arialfor that matter, if you want a three wheeler, consider: britbong autistic eccentricity instead of melanin bait
>>29127574That thing will rip your face off.
>>29127574That Morgan was tested on Top Gear.It sucks.
>>29127748>>29127763Skill issue
>>29127763>tested on Top Gear.>testedtop gear is an entertainment show with a car flavour.also i actually rewatched (partly, i fell asleep) that episode yesterday and the test was if you could daily it in england.
>>29127788I'm sure car American cheese car flavoured car adverts get you less killed than Chinese ones do.Show me a Top Gear car show that does Top Gear better than Pebble Mill other than those three and all the un-named that made them look good.
>>29127788They had a track challenge 0-100-0 and the Morgan couldnt hit 100 on the entire track after multiple laps.Handling is shit because its on bicycle tires.The suspension is almost non-existent.Its a lifestyle car for some dweeb working IT in San Francisco that has to a be a special snowflake in the parking garage.
>>29125751Kek every tome I see a slingshot I remember that bike fag Maxwrist spinning one into the wall at my local touge
>>29125847Same
>>29125751Polaris Slingshot?Ah, yes, the poor man's Campagna T-Rex.
Considering I've never seen one of these on the road ever, I have no problem with it.
>>29127801Damn maybe a 3 wheeled bathtub with a Harley engine isn't performance oriented.
>>29127801If you're expecting fast track times out of a Morgan three wheeler, you've clearly missed the point and are also a drooling wrenchlet retard.
>>29127884>>29127893If it cant hit 100 on a track then whats the performance going to be on a daily commute?Can it hit freeway speeds on the onramp or are you going to be pissing yourself tying to merge with a semi?
>>29128071You still don't get it.
>>29128072Correct.Its not performance oriented .So what do you do with it?Sunday drives through the mountains? Id rather be on a CBR.Commute to work when you live 5 miles away? Id rather have a camry (or the CBR).Is it for looking cool and "unique" when you show up at the bar?Have it sit in the company parking lot all day as some kind of flex?
>>29128071The sad mentality of a commuterfag that doesn't own any cool cars
>>29125751I have never seen anyone wearing a helmet in one of these things. It's also all grey haired retirees driving them around on weekends. I assume it's dudes who think motorcycles are too dangerous, or who have wives that think motorcycles are too dangerous.
>>29125755boomers and beaners
>>29128124>Sunday drives through the mountainsYes>Id rather be on a CBR.Sliding a tail happy, 1200lbs, British cycle car sideways without breaking the speed limit is a vastly different experience than riding a bike.>Id ratherThen it's not for you, drivelet
>>29128163>tail happyOh now I get it, you dont know anything about that Morgan.It has serious understeer issues due to the 4" wide fronts.Its actually very slow around turns. Well, its very slow everywhere but especially on turns.The power to weight ratio is about that of a Pinto.
>>29128187I've driven one hard, and I can assure you that you're wrong, kek. You haven't driven one, so it's just not worth arguing with you about it.
>>29128212Sure dude.Sure.>Roughly 2,500 units of the modern Morgan 3-Wheeler were built during its production run from 2012 to 2021.
>>29128071If a painting isn't mona Lisa, is there a point to it?
>>29125751Holy shit, white people drive those? I only see them in the neighborhoods where you aren't surprised at antisocial behavior and you're like >annoying, but at least they aren't raping and robbing at the momentNever, ever seen a white person in one.
>>29128124>Is it for looking cool and "unique" when you show up at the ____?Yes, obviously. It's for going on silly little day trips wearing picrel and turning heads
