>Want to kill yourself>Drive into a tree at high speed>Experience painful "multiple blunt-force injuries">Take several minutes to actually dieWhat kind of fucking moron would do this instead of just buying a gun and shooting himself in the head? (Pic related is in Pennsylvania, USA, so he could have done that easily.)Source: https://www.pressenterpriseonline.com/news/2026/10/19/4/coroner-says-crash-tree-suicide (paywalled)
>>29127636Suicide is usually a spur of the moment thing, like you can have decided to kill yourself but to gather the courage to actually do it is very difficult, so usually when people actually attempt a suicide it's because they have a fleeting moment of resolve and they immediately take it without second guessing themselves. Most people who have survived suicide attempts recount feeling regret immediately after acting.
>>29127649This is why i have a car gun.
>>29127975>2A fagets will kill themselves before the elites
>>29127636You know guns still only have a 85-90% success rate, right? Even then succeeding doesn't mean you don't suffer for a bit before eventually succumbing to injuries. It's not a instant off switch like in the movies
>>29128052I think the success rate for car crashes is a lot lower than 85 to 90 percent.
>>29127636Just use a gun or train FFS
>>29128052Yeah this guy shot himself in the head but lived. He was walking bloody along the highway when someone called the ambulance did him. We operated on him it was fucked up.
>>29128052Imagine sucking at life so hard you can't even kys
>>29127636Drove into a tree once. (Once!) Don't remember a thing about doing it. Ended up with a fractured upper jaw, four broken ribs, concussion, and internal abdominal bleeding requiring emergency surgery. Felt like shit and took about 6 weeks recovery time before I was ready to go back to work but there was no actual pain. Only a sharp twinge from the ribs if I moved wrong.
>>29128021No, that would add to the statistic. Gun nuts hang out of stubbornness.
>>29128138God damn go through the mouth not under the chin
see that's the thing about suicide, it sort of struggles to coexist mentally with sound logical thinking. The presence of suicidal planning is antithetical to the presence of sound logical thinking. If you're logically suicidal then you might do something like rob a drug dealer or take out a shitload of loans and move to a random shit hole country in South East Asia to fuck hookers until you died of STDs or sign up for the ukranian military
>>29127649A true man's way to kys is hypothermia. Go lay in the snow in your boxers until the warmth sets in and fall into a comfy final nap while listening to your favorite tunes. You have to get through the initial suck of the shivering, but once you're past feeling the cold, its actually pretty cozy.
>>29128217that's why i mentally committed suicide 3 and a half years ago and am just carrying out the plan now. you can't tell by looking at me but i've been dead for a while
>>29128220Noted.
>>29128220I vaguely that helium is also a reasonable way to go. Your body doesn't recognise that the helium is replacing oxygen, and you just sort of slowly fall asleep and suffocate without ever really knowing.
>>29128278*vaguely recall
>>29128278This is true, it's definitely the quickest and cleanest way to go. But, you will be hypoxic and confused when you die and imo I feel like it's worth it to experience death sober. It's the final high, and the "last hurrah" from the brain upon death is probably pretty wild to go through.>>29128260I fucked up on a mountaineering trip and almost kicked the bucket from hypothermia. I'm not suicidal and don't want to die, but I got awfully close there and it honestly wasn't a bad experience. Once you pass the cold shivery phase, you feel pretty warm and get super sleepy. I obviously didnt lay down to go to sleep, but it would have been extremely easy to and that would have been it.
>>29128138https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_SobelAnyone ever watch Band Of Brothers?Herbert Sobel, the guy played by David Schwimmer, later in life tried killing himself with a gunshot to the head.He survived.The bullet destroyed his optical nerve though and he went through the rest of his life blind.Sad story.There really isn't a good reason for a healthy person to kill themselves but if you're gonna do it, don't use a small caliber rifle or pistol.
>>29127636Sounds like he was in too safe of a car and was going too slow. If I put my 70s square body into a tree at 100mph, I will be turned to mush instantly.
>>29128326I've done DMT (the chemical released by the pineal gland on death) recreationally and yeah its fuckin awesome and definitely something you want to have happen when you are comfy in bed surrounded by your loved ones and not in a stressful situation you might regret.Something about the negative situation sticks with you, fear and doubt encroach upon your soul, and you have to be functionally aware enough to mentally let go or else you are quite literally stuck in your own personal hell for the next 10 minutes. I can't imagine how bad it would be actually dying that way.
>>29127649this is why i havent tried mood pills. it would stop me stopping i think
>>29128070Suicide by train is actually pretty bad. People think the train wheels are just gonna slice through you and behead you cleanly but that's not what actually happens. Typically there's not enough clearance under the cars for them to pass over you, so you just get hit and dragged along the tracks which mangles your body horribly but is often not immediately fatal, instead you slowly and painfully bleed to death while having plenty of time to regret.
How can they prove it was suicide? Was the coroner also his insurance agent?
>>29127636Real men who want to die commit sudoku. Or meet the chain link fence of valhalla by racing too hard and never quitting.
>>29128329Probably tried cuz he heard beta cuck Ross was cast as him.
>>29128220>>29128278Hypoxia is 100% the gentlest way to go. I'm surprised it's not used for the death penalty and they instead opt for a non-doctor to inject them with a cocktail of drugs that may or may not work
>>29128994Just get a large bullet to the brain. Instant black out. Muh humane method tho. No pain, lights out.
>>29128997There's intense fear leading up to shooting yourself, and executing people by firing squad traumatizes the people carrying it out. It's inherently extremely violent. Hypoxia allows you to gently shuffle off this mortal coil without even knowing that it's happening. Go watch some videos on it, past a certain point you just lose all awareness and you're off in la la land.
