>be me>driving my clapped Bently Continental GT with 160k miles on it across Dallas>Traffic comes to a momumental halt>have to shit and piss>let it rip in the seats>feelsgoodmanYou guys ever just shit and or piss yourself in your own car?
Interior pic attached for proof
Never take a half measure, Waltuh, you gotta go all the way.
>>29136369>>29136377Shit posts used to be good Sad attempt anon.
>>29136394Are you sure an F150 King ranch doesn't look identical to a clapped out Bentley that some anon pooped in?
>>29136394You didn't answer the question
>>29136405>mayonnaise on fries>that brickwork Why are you posting pics of what is most likely Holland?
>>29136467You mean Belgium, you uncultured swine.
>be me>long as fuck drive to job site 3+ hours to buttfuck jobsite>half two wake up at the ass of dawn to make it on time>caffeine ensues>600mg activate>toss cans to passenger side floorboard>halfway in duty calls>bitch president made me throw away all my piss bottles>only have one half watter bottle with the tiny mouth>Igotthis.jpg>align penor with bottle opening>sweet relief>bottle getting full. too much caffeine.>panic>grasp for empty can on ground>miss>overcorrect>piss spills everywhere>drive off shoulder>piss hits roofAt least it was a company truck.
>>29136369Another amazing thred by my jannie.... mummy yess, BOOF a shitpost my jannie.... hmmmm flavour blasted goldfish and mountain dew again? BOOF! Oh yes my jannie, succulent indeed, and dare I say?Low effort?BOOF! Oh my Did I dodge your bans? Quite exquisite indeed my jannie, detectable even my jannie very well posted I am impressed my jannie another if you please!
Morning piss in F250 SuperDuty
>>29136706I read this in picrel's voice.
>>29136369
>>29136717Based, I didn't have the pic on me
>>29136717one of the greatest inscrutable mysteries of our time
>>29136717These are all gone?
>>29136954Flagged as weird fetish content maybe?
I pissed on a rolls once after a night of drunken stupor. I was able to trip the angel security to pop it back into the hood bc I was like a fire hose with the pressure. Best piss of my life. I was smokin marlboro reds in the process and flicked my ash on the cap where the angel retreated to. No clue who's rolls it was but thanks bro for parking it in a secluded spot. I wonder how long it took the dude to gel on the scent kek
>>29136994Degenerate behavior
Some guy about 5 minutes from me has an 80's Bentley with the angel hood ornament parked in the middle of his front lawn (mulsanne, maybe). In the 4-5 yrs I've lived here, I haven't seen it move once.
>>29137060They are utterly unreliable pieces of shit that make a range rover look like a 4runner
>>29136369Is a Bentley with that kind of mileage worth it?
>>29137186About tree fiddy
>>29137056Thanks, you know what else is degenerate? Prolific Greed. I like being white trash because I can do whatever the fuck I want to you suits.
>>29137219>white trash>has brown skin
>>29136598>At least it was a company truck.Top kek.
>>29137219You sound like a spiteful peasant. You'll stay broke forever if that's the mindset you carry with you, subhuman.
>>29137219You're poor and retarded.
>>29136546>Belgiumoh the boring Netherlands.
>be ski bum living in sprinter van>diet consists of mcdonalds>-20 in the colorado rockies>have to shit in the middle of the night>bucket time>grab bucket>floor is slippery from condensation>shit in bucket>go to stand but slip instead>kick bucket across the floor spilling fresh shit everywhere>no idea how to clean this. >fuck it>go back to sleep
>>29136369based stinkmaxxer
>>29136394I respect that he used some shitty image he pulled off Google Images instead of just making AI slop.
>>29136717There was a guy posting videos of jacking off in his Honda, he's blow ropes all over the steering wheel and sun visor somehow. A webm still shows up on /gif/ sometimes.
>>29137219Do it to the wrong man and you’ll be swinging from a rope
