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Why are cyclists so retarded?

I was driving along the main strip in my town when I saw an e-biker (with full larp motorcycle shit on) at the corner trying to get onto the main road from a side street with a stop sign.

I figured he'd just blow it like any other faggot so I stopped. I didn't have to, I didn't have a stop sign. But this fucking nigger came to a full stop and just waited. I waved him through and he didn't move at all. He just sat there leaning on his handlebars. He completely ignored my courtesy and decorum. Do they even look? Or can they not even see out of their larpcore full head ayy lmao retard helmets?

I just wanted to turn right and this fucker delayed my entire day by six or seven minutes.
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Don't fucking stop if you don't have a stop sign. That's not him being a retarded asshole, it's you. Giving up your right-of-way is more dangerous to you and everyone around you.
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>>29139786
I literally waved him through. Giving up my right of way isn't enough for you nigger lycrafags on your chinkslop bikes? It should be legal to shoot bikers.
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>>29139802
Giving up your right of way creates a more dangerous situation than a pajeet driving an 18 wheeler.
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Cyclists are so fucking retarded I swear to god........ They have NO respect for their elders. It should be legal to hit them with your car. They even glow in the dark so it's easy to hit them.
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>>29139811
Based dubs
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>>29139802
Don't be polite, be predictable. Every time you do this shit, you're actively endangering everyone around you. We don't like it or appreciate it.
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>>29139770
so you stopped when you didn't have a stop sign, and he stopped when he did have a stop sign, and you're calling him retarded?
Anon
you are the dumbest dick retarded faggot OP I have ever seen.
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>>29139802
Everyone agrees that bikers are faggots, but you shouldn't have stopped. If the dumbass biker gets smeared because he can't follow road rules that's not your problem.
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>stops for no reason
>stays stopped
>for 7 minutes
>so butthurt by his own retardation he goes to bitch about cyclists on the internet

you could have just driven past in 5 seconds
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>>29139770
>are cyclists retarded
some of them absolutely are
>check local cyclist advocacy fb page
>can't we just close this road that people live on to cars because I want more safe space
someone suggests requiring cyclists to use cycle lanes if they're available
>noo they put in bollards to keep cars out and they make me feel claustrophobic. what if a dog comes, it scawery!
>noo LEGALLY I'M ALLOWED TO BE ON THE ROAD
now I like to hoon around on my roadie. and I think that the hurr durr everything should be taxed and insured crow should be fed toes first Into wood chippers. but I also believe that these nagging little winge merchants should be castrated and made to wear armbands when in public.
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>>29139770
>bike seethe thread
>look inside
>retarded cager not even aware of his retardation is in the wrong
everytime
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>>29140161
Why do cyclecucks demand everyone else be polite on the road and then don't even look out for when they get waved through?
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>>29139811
Why are they like this?
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>>29139811
Cyclists all have a death wish, that's why they do these insane maneuvers.
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>>29139770
So... you're calling him retarded for following the rules? Okay.
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>>29140442
He's not obeying, he didn't move when I waved him through.
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>>29139802
>I literally waved him through.
Does not matter. You have the right of way, they do not. They knew that and also understood the potential consequences of altering the normal chain of events. I have witnessed personally at least 5 instances of someone on a main street stopping to yield to someone on a side street when they weren't required to. A couple times that person got rear-ended because the person behind them was not expecting the stop. A few more times when the person behind them went to go around the car that was sitting stopped for no reason and ran into the car that was coming on to the main road because they could not see it around the car in front of them. That result can happen with a car, and as a cyclist is much smaller than a car it is much harder to see, so it is even more likely to happen for them. That second scenario is what caused the cyclist to sit and wait for an actual clear point rather than one that was created out of breaking the normal flow of events that everyone else on the road is expecting.
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>>29139770
Bikes are for dykes

The seat castrates men
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>>29140449
>he didn't move when I waved him through
So you're saying that he's required to enter the street because you've given him a hand signal? I think you may need to go back to driving school.
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>>29140459
Cyclists don't even have a license at all. They don't even pay road or gas tax.
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>>29140463
I never claimed they did and I don't see how that's relevant. The same exact thing applies if the person you "waived on" was in a car instead of on a bicycle.
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>>29140463
>Cyclists don't even have a license at all
and yet he knew the rules better than you. curious.
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>>29140463
>gas tax
THE MONKEY'S PAW HAS BEGUN TO CURL
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>>29140487
AI bullshit, they didn't notice that when it generated the image it put the exhaust in the way of operating the pedal.
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>>29140535
anon i dont think that was even AI, it was less than 10 seconds in GIMP (photoshop license too hard to pirate due to Creative Cloud)
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>>29139802
>waved him through
Stop doing this shit.
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>>29140578
Possibly. But honestly that's kind of worse. Because that means it was a person that purposely did that and didn't recognize that it doesn't work. I'm guessing this is a product pic from some chink product listed on amazon, they're always like that.
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>>29139770
>I stopped. I didn't have to, I didn't have a stop sign.
Please don't do this.
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>>29139770
>I stopped. I didn't have to, I didn't have a stop sign.
Why do boomers do this?
Seriously, my city is full of these retards.



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