>makes your Porsche into a work of art
NOW it's art.
>>29140733Is an porshsche a artwork?
>>29140740Not until Mr. Akira Nakai-Sama gets his hands on it!
This is art, Mister White!
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>>29140736Those porchefags would be real happy with you if they knew about the catastrophic bearing failure the original motors have (it was so bad porche ate a class action lawsuit)
>>29140747kek this is hilary'sanus
>>29140736Thank you, Miyazaki.
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>>29140736Threadly reminder that none of you faggots have ever posted one of these LS porsches actually going fast around a track because guess what - they handle like shit now.
>>29140856I've never seen a 911 going faster around the nurburgring than a 2 ton mustang, so i'm going to assume they handle like shit regardless of what engine they have because RR is inferior to FR.
>>29140859umm bud I don't know if you know this but 911s are quite frequently raced
>>29140863so are other shit handling cars.
>>29140865and when they're raced they go considerably faster than whatever shitbox you own, and much faster than that LS powered shitheap
>>29140867911s themselves are shitheaps which is why they're slower than 2 ton mustangs regardless of how they're raced.
>>29140871We can observe from their racing record that 911s are quite fast actually.Certainly a lot faster than:>your shitheap>an LS powered 911 shitheap
>>29140884the racing record of losing to a mustang? seems like it is itself in the shitheap category.
>>29140887faster than whatever shitheap you own bud
>>29140890too bad it can't beat a two ton mustang. the actual litmus test for engineering.
>>29140892we're waiting bud
>>29140894for the 911 to be good? I wouldn't hold my breath.
>>29140897If all these other cars are shitheaps, surely you own a car that ISN'T a shitheap riiiiiiiiight?
>>29140898I own a car not made by VAG, so yes.
>>29140900go on big fella
>>29140856They did before that too, but that's besides the point
>>29141013That's strange because I can find 9001 videos of porsche powered porsches driving fast around a track but not LS powered porsches hmmmmmm
>>29141021now find one that actually handles good.
>>29141024Is pretending to be retarded really the best porsche haters can do?
>>29141027I'm just saying. I see so many videos of 911s crashing without LS engines that one would have to imagine they never handled very well to begin with. if you find this logic retarded, why are you using it yourself? if you see a lot of something, can't you draw a conclusion with that something?
>>29141031>aaah look at me I'm retarded>I'm a car enthusiast but I'm going to pretend I've never seen porsches racing fast around a track aaaaaaaah Is this really a better option than just admitting LS swaps make porsches handle like shit?
>>29141037If that logic is retarded does that mean you're retarded? again, why do I see so many 911s crashing without LS engines but not with them? If the LS is whats making the 911 handling like shit and not shit german engineering, why are all of the ones filmed crashing non LS?
>>29141040"Pigs can't fly, if they can show me a pig flying - you can't because they can't fly.">"oh yeah well sometimes I see birds on the ground too, so using your logic that means birds can't fly either!" this seems like a compelling argument to the porsche hater mind
>>29141043You can't show me a LS 911s crashing. so it must be the equivalent of Pigs not being able to fly. Your showing of 911s going slower around a track than a mustang is just birds sometimes being on the ground.
>>29141046>you can't show me LS 911s crashing>so that proves they can't crash>but when I can't show you LS 911s driving fast>that doesn't prove they can't drive fast another display of flawless porsche hater logic
>>29141053When did I say anything about LS engines driving fast? I just said the 911 handled like shit before the swap, so I'm assuming we're in agreement now that you've been reduced to straw manning.
>>29141057yet you still can't show us your own non-shit handling car for some strange reasonvery curious hmmmmm
>>29141058At least you finally admit the 911 handles like shit regardless of what I drive.
>>29141060I'm sure it does handle like shit relative to the imaginary car in your mind, meanwhile in the real world we can see that it handles quite good relative to all the other real cars.
>>29141062If it handled good they wouldn't be crashing going 30 MPH around a slow winding road. they don't just handle like shit relatively speaking, they handle like shit period.
>>29141069>you can't crash a car that handles goodyet another flawless example of porsche hater logic
buy a bike you fucking slowfag babies
>>29141079>muh bikeliterally "fast car slow" the vehicle
>>29141073>If I don't see X but only see Y I can therefore assume ZThat's your logic, captain tard. i'm just reaching a conclusion with it as you are about LS 911s.
>>29141084There it is again! "Pigs can't fly, if they can show me a pig flying - you can't because they can't fly.">"oh yeah well sometimes I see birds on the ground too, so using your logic that means birds can't fly either!"
>>29141082post car slowfag, actually nevermind. It's not faster than a gsxr from 30 years ago. Enjoy wasting money in your younger years
>>29141087Yes my car is slow, that's the whole point lmaoAnd yet I can dance with my car on the limit of grip and exceed that grip with full control which is very enjoyable to me as a driving enthusiast.You can't do that on your bike which is why you have to cope that your joy comes from just going fast.
>>29141086see>>29141046you've already made this retarded analogy.
>>29141102buddy we've all seen birds fly beforepretending to be a retarded bird watching enthusiast who's never seen a bird fly isn't going to convince anyone birds can't fly, it's just going to make you look retarded
>>29141107How come we've see 911s crash without LS engines but not with them? this is the thing you can't answer.
>>29141107>birds can't flyCheck and m8, nerd.
>>29141114>how come we've seen birds on the ground sometimesThat doesn't prove pigs can fly little buddy
>>29141116Then i'm guessing a 911 going around a track slower than a mustang (bird on the ground) doesn't prove a car that crashes at 30 MPH on a slow winding road handles good (pigs flying).If it were merely a bird landing, why can't we find this for the LS 911?
>>29141118We've all seen the birds flying bud, talking about birds on the ground won't disprove that birds can fly
>>29141119Why can't we see LS 911 Birds on the ground? if they handled like shit, wouldn't they have to land more often than the bird that doesn't?
>>29141121We can only see pigs on the ground going slow budwe've never seen them fly
>>29141123Pigs crash taking a turn at 30 MPH. We've never seen LS 911s do that.
>>29141130look at him go again pretending the bird on the ground proves birds can't fly
>>29141131LS 911s never have to land on the ground, therefore they are a superior species of bird.
>>29141134we've only ever seen them on the ground going slow bud
>>29141136That's better than seeing them crash at 30 MPH.
>>29141138>look at him go again pretending the bird on the ground proves birds can't flyany car can be crashed bud, not every car can be driven fast
>>29141142so post LS 911s crashing.
>>29141143>ummm akshually LS 911s can't be crashed once again I have to ask - is pretending to be retarded really better than admitting you're wrong?
>>29141145>I haven't see them go fast, therefore they can't go fast>but me not seeing them crash doesn't mean they can't crashand there we have it, the retard's logic is beginning to break down as he contradicts himself.
>>29141146This simple piece of logic will confuse and enrage the porsche hater mind: >any car can be driven slow, so showing a car driving slow doesn't prove anything>any car can be crashed, so showing a car crashing doesn't prove anything>but not every car can be driven fast, so showing a car driving fast does indeed prove something
>>29141148>>any car can be crashedso where is the LS 911 crashing? the gap in your logic persist.
>>29141151It's a self evident truth bud, trying to pretend you don't understand it just makes you look retarded.
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cars?
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>>29140733Does he only do Porsche's? I wish some trillionaire sheik would hand him a 250 GTO.
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>when a gook attempts to have some sort of "artistic sovl" but it just involves tearing up actual artwork This race is an abomination, it has produced nothing, it only mimics and destroys
>>29141191Wealthy browns call Mansory to plague their cars in tacky rubbish.
>>29141200what is it about being born into wealth that gives people no taste? rich people either don't flaunt their wealth, or when they do, it's in the worst way possible.
>>29141202Because to them, a car is just an accessory that can be adorned in brightly coloured junk to indicate "success" and garner attention. I'm sure every child in India has a Mansory poster up on their bedroom wall.
>>29141206>the most materialistic, cultureless race on the planet obsessing about muh brown psychology And if in practice the browns drive NPC utilitarian vehicles its because they "lack sovl and curiosity and le aryan faustian spirit" or something
>>29141207Shitting in the street and eating cow dung isn't culture, Mandeep.
>>29141208But bleeding out on the street is culture? Um okay.
>>29141209>brown simply reinforcing their stereotype of being unable to control emotions and being prone to violent outbursts.lol. LMAO even.
>>29141210Yessir, you better live in fear when you walk around brownoids. Keep your head down and don't you dare look up.
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>>29140733Not sure who this man is but porsches are such cheaply built cars it's unreal. Every single "sports car" they make is automatic and macdonalds struts on all 4 corners.
>>29140745The rest of that guys work is very shoddy
>>29141238See >>29141155
>>29141243Damn how does mogdonalds always end up on such fast cars
>>29141249see>>29141146>>29141250>slower than a mustang>fast
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mutt meltdown
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What a shitty thread. I think the RWB builds are cool. Much better than anything the rest of the world creates for the 911.
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Is Porsche going under better or worse for his brand?
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>>29142041Reminder that all RWB cars are literally pretending to be this car.
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delete this thread, and delete the board while you're at it.
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