going to a natural reserve with my dog, dogs ae not allowed, gonna camp there and make a short film, how do i hide the dog in the car so the policemen in the gates don't see it
>>2866364you should sit on his shoulders and wear a long trenchcoat and walk right in
>>28663641. Park mIle from reserve road.2. Walk dog out to a spot and tie to a tree. If he's a noisy put muzzle on or give him sleeping pills.3. Go in gate and say ' yes, I have no dogs today.'4. Go park wherever set up camp.5. Forest policeman goes home or shift change, now is the time to go for a leisurely stroll.6. Circle through trails wilding your way back to where you left dog.7. If dog didn't run away or a bear didn't eat him, you can collect your dog and go back to camp.Pro tip: It's always good to set up your camp as a decoy site and make your real camp up hill aways camouflaged where you can observe any strangers trying to sneak up on your tent to murder you.
>>2866364Go somewhere that your dog is allowed instead of trying to get it seized and put down.
>>2866364Hat and sunglasses on the dog works every time
Get one of these and hide your dog in the can
>>2866364pair of these work for sure
>>2866364put a timed-napalm bomb somewhere in the day beforetime it to detonate by the hour you're arriving, they're going to be too busy with the eco-terrorist to deal with some dog
>take dog /out/>throw a "Do not pet, Service Dog on Duty" vest on doggie>Forestjannie seethes but can't do much about it
>>2866364Hide your dog inside your cavernous anus.
>>2866364Force the dog to walk backwards, claim exemption due to freedom of religion.
>>2866364You leave your dog in the front seat, buckled in, because he's your best buddy in the whole world and then shoot the gate copper in the face three times with your .44 magnum for attempting to deny man's best friend the same experiences as you.
>>2866459Lol. What the fuck is wrong with you dude?
>>2866631How many dead prostitutes do you figure one could smuggle OUT of the park in that can? A quick acquisition of this information could really help out the friend I'm asking this question for.
