Would you still hunt or fish if animals could talk?
>>2867887Would you still eat plants of they could talk?
>>2867888I usually steam them so they wouldn't have much to say
>>2867887I know a certain sub-specimen of humans that can speak (even tho it's often hard to decipher) and I would happily hunt them to extinction
Yes, I'd still shoot an enemy combatant if they could talk, I'd still kill my prey and eat it if it could talk, I will still compete with other humans even if they can talk.
>>2867887No i dont eat anything smarter than a fish
>>2867887If my grandma had wheels, would she be a bike?
>>2867887Why does your AI sloppa have a third antler? With all that money you’re saving eating vegetables you should be able to afford a better generator
>>2867924I was thinking the same thing. At least it generates the typical bitch in such photos.
>>2867887yes but id only hunt the annoying ones that wont stop mouthing off
>>2867903Conveniently, there won't be a response to this.
>>2867924You know you can find antlers on the ground, right?
>>2867887>find out deer are communists>become a poacher
>>2867887>Would you still hunt or fish if animals could talk?it is a stupid question because animals and fish can't talk. And before they can talk, they have to form thoughts; concepts, that they wish to communicate.When I butcher them or fry them, I usually make sure that any bits that move stop moving.Evidently, you have degraded yourself from humanitym, and relate more to animals. I do no have a problem with that. But I. do have a problem when you impose that on unperverted humans, trying to get them to degrade themselves.So fuck off with the animal lerve.
>>2867887hell yeah i would. If the plants and animals could talk it would make the whole experience better. I yearn to hear the deer scream as I chase it through the woods. I yearn to chuck speers and chase game like the mayate I am.
>>2867887Old mate in New Orleans sure did after Katrina went through.
>>2867887The animals already speak to me though... And they tell me that they want me to kill them so their suffering can end.
>>2867976Animals can have thoughts. They also can dream, and communicate with each other. You just can't understand them, the same way they can't understand youHave you never had a pet ?
>>2867890I usually shoot animals before eating them so they wouldnt have much to say.
>>2867887If they could talk, they'd sell eachother out faster than you can say "Les Collaborateurs". Not only would I hunt, it'd be easier than ever.
I’d say it would improve the likelihood of me passing on a particular one if he was cool and shit but the implications can change things. Is it full on dr Doolittle can talk & logically can also talk to each other or just grug tier shit or rough emotions? I’m still hunt fishing prolly. I’d bleed fish out more consistently in either case although putting one in a bucket with the others and him saying “is that a dead guy” would be entertaining.It would only take one plant figuring out if they act really weird about being peed on to spread the word and never get peed on again except by perverts. I likely would eat plants too since in this hypothetical world everything talks but evolved the similarly somehow so clearly we’ve got no reason to get guilty over the natural order of things
>>2868343"Why did you kill meeeeee?!"
>>2867887>if animals could talk?they do talk
>>2867900so you're strictly on chicken
I'll tell you one thing, the ability to speak isn't the thing stopping me from killing OP you faggot
>>2867887would you hunt progressives if it were legal?what a stupid rhetorical question.
>>2867903I heard she's the village bike lol
>>2868288I usually shoot humans before eating them so they wouldnt have much to say.
>>2867887I would date the animals.
>>2867887i would hunt more because they are stupid and they would say stupid annoying things.
>>2867897Bix nood
>>2867887Guy goes to talent agent with dog.>Guy: I have this talking dog.>Agent: Ok, let's see.>Guy: What is on top of house?>Dog: Roof, roof!>Guy: What is on the side of a tree?>Dog: Bark, bark!>Guy: Who is best baseball player?>Dog: Ruth, ruth!>Agent: Get out of my office!Dog and guy sitting on curb.>Dog: Dimaggio?
>>2867887The drug addled transients who try to nest on my property can almost mimic human speech and that doesn't stop me.
>>2871556Love thy neighbor
>>2867967You find dog shit on the ground too. Doesn't mean you'd hold it up for a photo. No one would ever hold up a shed in a kill photo.