I know I'm supposed to clean it up but like fuck when I'm exhausted on a hike I'm not bringing a fucking trowel with me and digging holes to poop in. I'm gonna just shit off the trail a bit and leave my poopy paper towels next to it. Hopefully nature takes care of it.

>>2868423
>4chan
i once had explosive diarrhea in the middle of a 12 mile hike. I forgot to bring toiler paper and had to get off trail and find a place to poop. Ended up wiping with my underwear and used all my water to wash my ass. A few minutes later I walked past a group of cute girls, I was probably smelling like shit, had to walk 8 miles dehydrated and smelling like this.

>>2868426
half sheets of paper towels are best (toilet paper falls apart)
I mean maybe you could bring wet wipes but that seems heavier
I just wet them by spitting on them from a bit away

Imagine signing up for a class as an adult that teaches you how to poop

>>2868423
Maybe you're not ready for a class like this, but humans have been pooping outside for tens of thousands of years, so you will be a huge disappointment to your ancestors if you cannot figure this out. You're not digging a well, it shouldn't take you more than 5 min.

Joking aside, do a quick Google of what snakes are in your area and how to avoid them in the woods. If you live near PA, it's not uncommon to see rattlesnakes when going off trail to shit

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>>2868422
use the river like a civilized person

>>2868486
>NJ

fuck, man. This scares the shit out of me. Last time I had to poop I remember coming across some scary spiders.

>>2868487
I thought those were Saddam Hussains.

>>2868530
>brown recluse country
Bro cancel the class asap

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>>2868541
>brown recluse
Nigga why u lying tho?