/out/ i'm a guy and i'm gonna go camping with a girl.what should I be prepared for?
>>2868439If she’s never spent a night outside of a house, and you’re taking her on a full-on wilderness backcountry trip, then you’re making a huge mistake. Don’t do it. It’s like surprise anal. She most likely won’t enjoy it and will resent you for trying. You have to ease into that.If you’re going car camping, you’ll have to keep her entertained, occupied, and distracted from typical discomforts (no climate controls, no Netflix, bugs, etc.). A sign her a task while you’re doing something. Have her set up a kitchen while you’re set up the tent. She makes lunch while you build a fire. Have a schedule to loosely stick to and stuff to do. People who’ve never spent time outside don’t know how to sit back and enjoy the ambiance, so you have to keep them occupied. Again, if you fail to do this, they’ll say it’s your fault since you’re the one who wanted to go camping. The payoff is smelly tent sex, so bring wet wipes.
>what should I be prepared for?rape charges HAHAHAH
>>2868445>The payoff is smelly tent sex, so bring wet wipes.lmfaoo>>2868447and lol'd at that too holy shit
>>2868445>If she’s never spent a night outside of a house, and you’re taking her on a full-on wilderness backcountry trip, then you’re making a huge mistake.First time I went /out/ with my gf was cowboy camping on this cliffside ledge over river. I'd noticed it on the way past when canyoning one time and thought it looked like a good spot from the ground but hadn't ever camped there before (or even climbed up to investigate it properly). This was our first trip together and her first experience camping other than sleeping in her car at a music festival. We had to swim through multiple canyons to reach the intended campsite so we were both completely soaked when we arrived. The length of the trip meant there was no possibility to bail out if she had enough. The climb up to the ledge was harder than it looked and she took a decent fall trying to do it with an armful of firewood. It turned out most of the ledge was uneven enough that we couldn't sleep next to each other without risking a slow slide off the edge in the middle of the night, this meant that we couldn't huddle together under the single sleeping bag we brought. Even sleeping separately on the flattest sections of the ledge still had you slipping towards the abyss whenever you rolled over or moved around. She saw a leech for the first time when we found one on my ankle at the start of the evening. She saw a leech for the second time when we found one the size of my thumb on her ankle moments moments later. We went ahead with the trip despite a not great weather forecast, and it rained from midnight through the entire next day.Still had a great time though. 10/10, would recommend.
you better know how to make a fire anondoesn't matter how wet the ground isnot being able to start a fire is the ultimate ickit goes back to her cave woman instinctif you can't start a fire you have failed as a man on an evolutionary level
>>2868439Get ready for...>I'm tiiiired.>I'm booored.>Are we there yet?>Are we done yet?>There's nothing to doooo.>But I don't wanna help set up camp.>But I don't wanna do any work. >Can we stop, I'm sweaty?>There's no bathroom out here.>Ew bugs.>No shower? But I'm all sweaty!>I'm hunnggrryyyy. >But I don't wanna eat stuff from the woods.And so on and so on and so on. It's utterly exasperating. Take her on hikes first. You have to ease her into it.
>>2868570absolutely this
>>2868439I'm sorry.
>>2868439bring a radio so it's not just silence
>>2868570Nailed it.
>>2868439>>2868445>>2868449>>2868517>>2868570why do women find making fire so impossible anywayive been with 3 women in my life and none of them have succesfully made a campfire nor lighted a sauna when asked not-one-single-time
>>2868585Most women(in my experience) are averted to "hard work." They don't want to put in the effort/get messy. For some reason they all do this. Only real manish women I've met can act and work on the level that the guys do.
>>2868588Just date tomboys. All the girls I've dated have been fine. They haven't necessarily had the knowledge or experience when it comes to building a fire or repairing a car or whatever but they've always been willing to put in the effort and learn. No complaints about breaking nails or getting dirty or whatever.>>2868570Never had any of these complaints from them either.
>>2868601Then you must live in a utopia. Cus in the real world, all the women I've ever brought, or met up with friends, or the like, always have a couple or more of those complaints. They're like grown ass children. Also...>just date tomboysNever once met a tomboy. They're so rare and I would love the opportunity.
