/out/ i'm a guy and i'm gonna go camping with a girl.what should I be prepared for?
>>2868439If she’s never spent a night outside of a house, and you’re taking her on a full-on wilderness backcountry trip, then you’re making a huge mistake. Don’t do it. It’s like surprise anal. She most likely won’t enjoy it and will resent you for trying. You have to ease into that.If you’re going car camping, you’ll have to keep her entertained, occupied, and distracted from typical discomforts (no climate controls, no Netflix, bugs, etc.). A sign her a task while you’re doing something. Have her set up a kitchen while you’re set up the tent. She makes lunch while you build a fire. Have a schedule to loosely stick to and stuff to do. People who’ve never spent time outside don’t know how to sit back and enjoy the ambiance, so you have to keep them occupied. Again, if you fail to do this, they’ll say it’s your fault since you’re the one who wanted to go camping. The payoff is smelly tent sex, so bring wet wipes.
>what should I be prepared for?rape charges HAHAHAH
>>2868445>The payoff is smelly tent sex, so bring wet wipes.lmfaoo>>2868447and lol'd at that too holy shit
>>2868445>If she’s never spent a night outside of a house, and you’re taking her on a full-on wilderness backcountry trip, then you’re making a huge mistake.First time I went /out/ with my gf was cowboy camping on this cliffside ledge over river. I'd noticed it on the way past when canyoning one time and thought it looked like a good spot from the ground but hadn't ever camped there before (or even climbed up to investigate it properly). This was our first trip together and her first experience camping other than sleeping in her car at a music festival. We had to swim through multiple canyons to reach the intended campsite so we were both completely soaked when we arrived. The length of the trip meant there was no possibility to bail out if she had enough. The climb up to the ledge was harder than it looked and she took a decent fall trying to do it with an armful of firewood. It turned out most of the ledge was uneven enough that we couldn't sleep next to each other without risking a slow slide off the edge in the middle of the night, this meant that we couldn't huddle together under the single sleeping bag we brought. Even sleeping separately on the flattest sections of the ledge still had you slipping towards the abyss whenever you rolled over or moved around. She saw a leech for the first time when we found one on my ankle at the start of the evening. She saw a leech for the second time when we found one the size of my thumb on her ankle moments moments later. We went ahead with the trip despite a not great weather forecast, and it rained from midnight through the entire next day.Still had a great time though. 10/10, would recommend.
you better know how to make a fire anondoesn't matter how wet the ground isnot being able to start a fire is the ultimate ickit goes back to her cave woman instinctif you can't start a fire you have failed as a man on an evolutionary level
>>2868439Get ready for...>I'm tiiiired.>I'm booored.>Are we there yet?>Are we done yet?>There's nothing to doooo.>But I don't wanna help set up camp.>But I don't wanna do any work. >Can we stop, I'm sweaty?>There's no bathroom out here.>Ew bugs.>No shower? But I'm all sweaty!>I'm hunnggrryyyy. >But I don't wanna eat stuff from the woods.And so on and so on and so on. It's utterly exasperating. Take her on hikes first. You have to ease her into it.
>>2868570absolutely this
>>2868439I'm sorry.
>>2868439bring a radio so it's not just silence
>>2868570Nailed it.
>>2868439>>2868445>>2868449>>2868517>>2868570why do women find making fire so impossible anywayive been with 3 women in my life and none of them have succesfully made a campfire nor lighted a sauna when asked not-one-single-time
>>2868585Most women(in my experience) are averted to "hard work." They don't want to put in the effort/get messy. For some reason they all do this. Only real manish women I've met can act and work on the level that the guys do.
>>2868588Just date tomboys. All the girls I've dated have been fine. They haven't necessarily had the knowledge or experience when it comes to building a fire or repairing a car or whatever but they've always been willing to put in the effort and learn. No complaints about breaking nails or getting dirty or whatever.>>2868570Never had any of these complaints from them either.
>>2868601Then you must live in a utopia. Cus in the real world, all the women I've ever brought, or met up with friends, or the like, always have a couple or more of those complaints. They're like grown ass children. Also...>just date tomboysNever once met a tomboy. They're so rare and I would love the opportunity.
>>2868601you haven't dated much, have you anon?
>>2868607They don't exist anymore.
>>2868651Not really, excluding one night stands I've been in a grand total of four relationships since I was 18. Quality over quantity I guess, current relationship is going on 4 years now.>>2868653Sure they do. Come up with whatever definition of tomboy you want and I guarantee my gf meets it.
>you need a tomboy if you want a girl who goes /out/>*Kamryn has entered the chat
>>2868722She’s literally blocking your path. A true unicorn: a feminine girl who goes outside more than (You).
>>2868722>>2868723Insta/snapchat whores dont count anon. They do it for MONEY. Where as we do it FOR FREE.
>>2868735How is she making money? Be specific. Also, if she is making money, then good for her. I’d love to monetize a PCT thruhike, which what she’s doing. Thebeansbabe is the inverse. Probably a lesbian, a little gross, but out there doing it. I doubt she has an army of male simps. She’s currently doing the Pinhoti (not the ideal time of year, either).
>>2868439Bears. Be prepared for bears. Get ready. >>2868742Nose ring theory.
>>2868722>>2868723it can't be a good idea going /out/ dressed like this...
>>2868760its not real, friend
>>2868760>>2868776Why? It doesn't look like she's beating her way through thorny bush so she should be fine.
>>2868776This was my initial reaction as well. But it’s not fake. Other hikers have confirmed her existence. Plus she has gross socks, greasy hair, and dirty clothes. If she went that far with those details to fake a hike for views, then that’s really going the extra mile with a lie. Supposedly she funded her hike via OnlyFans. >>2868751>nose ring theoryYeah, like I said, I’m pretty sure she’s a lesbian. Does that disqualify her from tomboy status? Either way, she’s legit. Beans babe ate canned beans the entire way on an AT thruhike, which sounds like some shit you’d hear on /out/.
>>2868585>webmshit, I remember watching that and knowing exactly what was about to happen>>2868601>just date women who are in high demand and very very short supplygetting a tomboy girlfriend was hard even before modern times when school and social media tries to convince tomboys that they're actually real boys and should chop their tits off and take HRT
>>2868840>ywn have sweaty hiker tomboy girlfriend who goes days without showering or wearing deodorant or clean clothes and also keeps eating beans to give her the nastiest BRAPS
>>2868742>how does she make money.In app sponsers, direct pay, ad sense, etc etc. C'mon dude, don't play dumb. But like anon said these people don't count. They're essentially corpo-bought plants put right into your hobby to distract you. Because once the canera is off, that dumb bimbo is no longer interested in /out/.
>>2868439complaining
>>2868601This. My current gf is more or less a tomboy, its femine, but has mostly manly hobbys. Played rugby for 5 or 6 years, was into scouting (girls allowed in my country), and now we go mountaineering together. We push ourselfs more than I espected at first, and now we are going full alpinism mode, we rock climb, and we are planning our seventh trip, were we are going to be in movemment for 14h, starting at 4:30/5:00 AM, to reach the second tallest peak in the Pyrinees. >>2868607No complainings like some on this thread are describing. You just need to meet the right girl, and for that, you must move in the right circles of people. There are plenty like my gf, you just need to look for them. You just wont find them in tinder
>>2869020>once the camera is off she abandons the thruhikePlease explain how someone can fake a thruhike and be semi-famous among hikers yet not get called out.
>>2868849you are so disgusting if i could kill you myself i would.
>>2869020>Because once the canera is off, that dumb bimbo is no longer interested in /out/.This is a pretty retarded take, Anon. She might be making money (she has an OnlyFans, and a thruhike uad a built-in, mostly male audience), but it would be a pretty big leap to assume she’s hiking the entire PCT just for views. And as others have pointed out, she’s not faking it. There are plenty of opportunities to fake an interest in the outdoors. She’s not doing that.Also, she kept saying she was going to “submit” Mt. Whitney, so “bimbo” is absolutely the correct word, lol.
