Alone airs tonight, lets get the seasonal thread going as they are some of my favorite comfy threads. This year its "Alone: World Championship" This season, survivalists from seven different countries are represented including the United States x3 kek, Canada, Wales, Australia, Slovenia, Portugal, and New Zealand. It is set within the Arctic Circle along the rugged Richardson Mountains in the Northwest Territories of Aklavik, about 150km from where they filmed Season 11Hopefully its more interesting as I found the last few seasons lacking
>>2872257And here is the list of people. Only one female this time, 3 people from United states despite saying its a world championship which is odd, but maybe some people backed out
>>2872257The Aussie guy is owned, honestly im betting on the two alaska guys
>>2872257Once again the only woman on show is unbearable and terrible to watch, cried in the first day.
Fella lasted 2 whole days, maybe 3. Before going MUH KIDS and leaving
>>2872257Oh, does it? Sweet. I'll tune in. Hope its good, though nothing can beat the 100 day king.
just starting 1st episode now! hopefully this season is better than last year. last year was such a disappointment
>>2872367typical. they almost always do that. >i'm all alone on a showed called alone and i don't like being alone. how could this happen to me?!
Where do I watch this? Don't have a TV anymore.
>>2872489The Gulf of Buccaneers
>>2872257>Before The Drop>Producers all standing around talking about how they tear up watching the showFUCK!!!! God damned Faggots ruin everything!!!!
>>2872480she fell over and screamed like a banshee, I legit thought she broke something, but no she was just having a melty
>>2872494Waman moment
>>2872402There's always one who realizes they're just not cut out for it
What a bunch of simps they gathered for this season!! I don't see a single one I want to pull for. I don't see any winners let alone "the one". I predict a very short season. I'm not expecting it to go over 30 days at this point.
>>2872667wtf are you talking about Will is clearly a survivalchad
>>2872672Unless he was faking for the camera, Will will tap out because he misses his family. I predict 1-2 weeks at the most before he taps.
I’m betting on that dude from Portugal to win. He seems to have his shit together.
>>2872790I also like that guy. Long life of choosing hardship seems to have given him a great attitude. He'll stumble over and over but won't fall... barring some disaster
>>2872480Most women are like that, especially at certain points of the hormone cycle. Imagine crying because you bought the wrong flavor of coffee by accent.
>>2872969I hate that, last week I accidentally got New Zealand instead of Irish. Tasted like rotten kiwis, sounded worse.Also LOL at the guy who spent most of his life in high school but never learned how not to leave his gear in a fire.
>>2872975Fuckin guy didn't even try to make a friction fire despite being in good health with lots of early game energy. Smells like bitch in here.Last American remaining has a good chance from what I've seen, dude seems to have his shit in order.
>>2872257I'm surprised nobody has been keeping wood and starter tinder underneath their tarp to keep it out of the water and rain (that area is as swampy as the atchafalaya or okefenokee).
>>2873022yeah he had days to work on getting a friction fire going yet seemingly did fuckall about it.
>those euros better gear up bc they're playing with the big boys now>AAAAAAAHHHHH MY FERRO RODThe editors really clowned him on that one
>>2873235No, he did it to himself. It was his choice.
>>2873238This board is so autistic
>>2873240Yes that’s what makes It brilliant
>>2872674Well he literally admits in episode 3 that he had a bit of an absent father, so I'm guessing he's not gonna tap because muh missing his family. >>2872790>>2872922Clearly a psychologically fragile guy relying a ton on positive reinforcement. I also think he just doesn't have the metabolism for endurance starvation like some of the others do. My guess is he won't tap, but they'll medically evac him later on in the game. My money is on Will. Does anyone know how feasible it is to use the gillnet on the river in winter, or will rivers like that actually freeze over as well?
>>2873635>how feasible it is to use the gillnet on the river in winterDepends on how deep it is. Contestants in previous seasons have used them in winter. IIRC Clay Hayes was cleaning a fish he'd just pulled from his (made from scratch) gill net when the tv crew showed up to tell him he'd won.
>>2873635>I'm guessing he's not gonna tap because muh missing his familyWe'll see. I liked him better in episode 3 than episode 1. But he's still one of the most effeminate indians I've ever seen, probably due to lack of a father figure growing up, now that we know that.>will rivers like that actually freeze over as wellYes, I'm pretty sure, at some point, they will have to stop fishing for a couple weeks to let it freeze over before they can begin ice fishing.
The woman is very unlikable. Not at all like callie or that one older season six girl who kept stabbing herself.
>>2873635>I'm from the Inupiaq tribe>uses Inupiaq wordswe get it bro, let's move on.
>>2873804She's fucking insufferable!! Twice now that dumb cunt has screamed like she was dying, for no fucking reason. She's a fucking child. I can't wait for her to tap the fuck out!
>>2873861She's on the rag, please understand.
>>2873853>i'm from New Zealand>uses New Zealand wordswe get it bro, let's move on.
>>2873892New Zealand words and slang are probably used and understood by millions of people. Some long dead language used by a couple injuns is understood by no one and no one cares
>>2873981They have to have translation notes sometimes with Kiwis and Aussies because they use words no one else knows the meaning of. It's exactly the same
>>2874020>using a dead language is exactly the same as using your local vernacular
the first half of every season of this show is unwatchable because of how much time they waste on telling me about some dudes family whose going hope at the end of episode 2 anyways. i want to see people surviving, building stuff, hunting
>>2874255yeah i can't remember when this dynamic creeped in. I think it's fairly new as they used to show all kinds of little tips about what the contestants were doing. Now it's just>muh fee fees >muh family>muh keedsthey must have hired a shit ton of woman producers or something.
>>2874261I fucking hate women and families
>>2874261>they must have hired a shit ton of woman producers or somethingWorse, a bunch of film school faggots. Watch Episode 0, before the drop. They go on an on about how they tear up watching the show.
>>2874255I hate how true this is, I make the threads almost every year but everytime now I get 2 or 3 episodes in and rather wait until I can binge the show since nothing fucking happens. We got some bitch screaming, and people moping about their families
God we will never get the peak that was season 7 stabbing a muskox all in first person camera view
You'd think after 13 seasons someone would've been devoured by wolverines or mauled by a bear or fallen into the water and turned into a contestantcicle by now. Every season has some crazy dangerous moments, I'm genuinely surprised there've been no deaths, particularly with some of the retards they recruit.Maybe there has and they've carefully edited those people out.
>>2874281I can't remember the season, but the one fella when pulled out almost died due to organs almost failing. People assumed he ate fox when he shouldn't and picked up something. His final days were also suddenly fine to illness
>>2872257Looks like the Welshman won.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADNb9MBkPIo
Aaron is kino
Why did Poldi turn into a woman at the end of the episode?
>>2874319It was her time of the month.
>>2874277Is it me or are they also making the episodes longer? A 30 minute action-packed episode would probably be favorable over this. >>2874278Roland was such a fucking beast. >>2874293There's no way he won. He's barely caught anything. It's either gonna by the Injun or the Canadian, probably. Maybe Žiga, because he actually seems smart and also brought a gill net. >>2874319Maybe you missed the part early on where he said he still lived with his parents.
>>2874456Remember when Clay Hayes made a gill net from scratch out of paracord fibers in season 8?
>>2874468Yep, but seeing how successful it has been this season I'm thinking it was a smart move to take one as an item.
>>2874474NTA... Still a waste of an item post Clay Hayes season. Gill nets are easy to make. If it's a game winning item it'll only be because no one else made one, like they tended to do after that season.
