Wish I had a cool outdoorsy masculine independent guy like this, but Ill never have one because Im not american.
>>2872264You will have monkeypox instead
>>2872264maybe you should be more focused on your countries dedication to importing those who want to throw you off a tall roof.
What a weird fucking thread
>>2872264I wish I had like 14,000 dollars so I could buy a friend to go on an adventure with me through central and south america to argentina and back. Along the pan american highway, and off roading through a jungle.We'd get matching suzukis dr650s Have like 4,000 dollars in gas money, 2,000 dollars for food, and we'd have to find ways to wire the money so if we get robbed of our bikes we can buy plane tickets back. And still have the cash. Just that would suck. We might have to pay a few bribes to take unpaid roads. But that shouldn't be more than like 20 dollars.That or a boat, I was looking at the Westerly 33 discus, and it would be good for island hopping with it's bilge keel, and partial skeg rudder. It would cost like 30k for a boat, but it would act as a floating hotel and we wouldn't have to sleep outside. That one would be sailing the Mediterranean and crossing the Atlantic to the Caribbean for 50k. Pretty cheap considering it's like 2 people on a yacht braving storms and going spear fishing. Plus it could be outfitted with starlink so it always has internet So when one person naps, they can watch movies like All is Lost, Titanic, or The Perfect Storm.I just hate being poor, it means no fun.
>>2872354>buy a friend.Slavery was abolished hundreds of years ago in civilized countries, lad. You have to just talk to people now. A hassle I know.
>>2872360If your rich you can buy anything :D
>>2872264That's a cartoon you retard
>>2872264Why not become a cool outdoorsy masculine independent girl yourself?
I wouldn't want a wife or a female in my company, only men, I would find women getting pregnant to be too much of a hinderance to adventure. Men have a higher body temperature and so can keep each other warm through tough artic passages.You know, 3 men to a tent on the mountains, with some warm food is a good time. I love sleeping so deeply after a day spent trekking.
>>2872473>girl
>>2872476Condoms exist bro
>>2872485we just spray bug spray, and hand sanitizer on our weiners so we don't spread germs.
>>2872476>3 men to a tent on the mountainsLol gayyyy
>>2872264is this guy implying that he took his horse off a cliff? they should both be shot
>>2872755pretty sure that's a reference to a video game my deeply autistic friend.
>>2872758>when he is so chronically offline he doesn't know what rdr2 isI need him
>>2872758the last vitcha game I played was Zelda: A Link to the Past
>>2872762>rdr2hey I've seen Star Wars, not sure where the horses play into that tho
>>2872765>>2872763You guys can cowboy duel for who is going to be my future husband
>>2872852you femboi or tr00n?
>>2872864even worse, a government employee
>>2872476The post is so gay-coded but I just know he's straight
>>2872864just a femanon
>>2873142you have y chromosomes
>>2872852>>2872264begone vermin>>>/soc/
