What are the weirdest things you've ever seen?
>>2873231I once saw a black person hiking deep in the backcountry.
>>2873231I once spotted two squirrels having sex
>>2873231Lightning flashes without sound on a still night.
>>2873231A whole ass naked person running through the woods barefoot full sprint. Making guttural noises with an eviscerated squirrel in his hands. Always chalked it up to drugs or mental illness
>>2873231A baby snake.
>>2873234It's called Dry Lightning. It's strange but not actually all that uncommon.
>>2873232FAKE AND GAY
>>2873265It was in Alaska. They have unusual blacks up there.
>>2873256It was the first time I've seen it, and it freaked me the fuck out because it happened after I'd gone to bed in my tent. It looked like someone was walking through the forest passing a bright flashlight across my tent. I could see the silhouettes of the trees in a flash then they'd move for the next flash. It was creepy as fuck to get out and investigate.
Just spoopy fog moving in really fast on an otherwise clear day. But that's just mountains for you.Haven't seen anything inexplicable yet.
>>2873232that's impossible
>>2873232No way. Surely you meant to type "black country."
Albino deer. That patch of forest was incredibly pristine, looked like elves would live in a place like that. Wanted to camp there, but I was overcome with a creepy feeling about the place once sunlight started to go. Felt like I had to get out of there immediately, so I packed up in a rush to get out of there and stayed at a nearby clearing instead.
>>2873236Pardon my manners.>>2873231Two male roadrunners having a dance battle in front of a hen.Also a ton of Apache ghosts/land spirits having a party in the Superstition Mountains.
>>2873232I think you might have mistaken a bear for a person
A perfect round circle with no trees or weeds about 20 yards across in the middle of a dense forest. There was also no sound while you were within the circle but step back into the forest you could hear wind and birds.
One time in the middle of the woods on some mountain in arizona i saw a group of people wearing like medieval gypsy style clothing sleeping on an ornate rug on the forest floor
Rain on a cloudless day. My grandfather told me that means the devil is beating his wife. I miss him dearly
I came across what I can only describe as an 'LED' butterfly. It was a butterfly bright as the daytime LED lights on modern cars. Flew infront of me in slow-mo from left to right, then disappeared into the tree line.
>>2873256AKA heat lightning.
>>2873513>>2873567why are americans like this
>>2873397Nigga found Lothlorien
>>2873231I was sitting on a hill facing south overlooking a bay in western Ireland. I noticed a sudden light across the bay and stared across it, I then saw a white orb rise from the horizon across the bay and rise in a 90 degree arc. Once it reached its apex, it shot straight up into the sky at an impossible speed. Then 2 seconds later I saw another light follow the exact same pattern; rise at a 90 degree arc and shoot off into the atmosphere impossibly fast.
>>2873231There's an outdoor park I used to live beside that is right outside my little city that is great for lots of walking trails, and I especially liked going there on rainy days since hardly anyone would be out walking the trails. So rainy day when I was 19 I walked to the trails to enjoy some time in nature. On this particular trail I was on had a left hand bend that would eventually lead to a sort of fork in the trail and had a bench right beside the fork. When the bench came in to view I noticed a kid who looked to be around the age of 14 sitting on the bench with his pants around his legs jerkin' it in the rain. We briefly locked eyes as he attempted to cover up what he was doing. So I just turned around and went back that way I came so I could go down a different trail.I wish I had "Weirder" experiences while outdoors, but this is still plenty weird. Also it's a fun story to tell
>>2873690Grease Lightning?
>>2873808
>>2873808>>2873906The paradox you face, is that if you want America-sempi to notice you, you need to fully develop a sense of self that isn't dependent on contrasting yourself with America-sempi.
>>2873810A tick infested Lothlorien. It was truly spectacular though. There was no grass, only moss and ferns. As light started to fade, the fallen deadwood began to look like it was constructed into shapes, gates, structures, faces. The dark wood stood out against the green foliage in uncanny ways all of a sudden. A really magical, fairy tale looking place. Too magical, I felt like a trespasser. The moon was orange that night. A helicopter flew by to check me out while I was setting up camp by the edge of it. And a fox in the forest started its banshee screech every time I turned my flashlight on inside my hammock. I'd go there again, but wouldn't dare stay overnight.
>>2873231Idk if this counts but I know of someone who ran into a "worker" on a trail. Hi vis vest inconspicuous and all that so they think nothing of it. They keep going along the trail and realize this person seems to be trailing behind them just behind bends. As they start to look at the guy stuff starts to not line up. No tools, a bit rough looking, and the vest has different colors then the normal epa people who are out there occasionally. Long story short the guy starts running at them but fucks off when they start shouting and getting closer to the parking lot. They never find the guy and it turns out the police had a bunch of open cases of a similar MO. I think a lot about what the end goal of this "worker" was and if they are still out there.
Idk there’s so many different things. I saw some bitch pissing on the side on the road on a main road not to long ago. Her whole ass and coochie was out.
Some guy took a nap on my couch and was ripping ass. It was like really really early in the morning. Super weird hahah
>>2873896>jerkin' it in the rain. Lmao>>2873907I am the American who posted >>2873513>>2873906
>>2873908You should go back there and film it anon
>>2874004That sounds like a good way to die. A nice spot at the edge of the meadow ain't worth your life.
>>2873231I was hitchhiking through Oregon and I saw a horde of Hasid teenager and kids wandering around a rest stop adjacent to a wilderness area on 101.I didn't know we had jews.
>>2873231two bodies of water, barely separated by a few meters of sand. one was stinking filthy the other one perfectly clean mountain water. think it was these ones, i drank straight out of the clean one and pissed in the dirty one.
tl;dr it's just me guysGame trails follow most roads, our do. I walk the trails hunched over swinging my arms. The whole time I'm doing this it's killing me I'm laughing so hard. I run into the forest and hide when they come back. "I saw it over there!!". Sometimes if I can find asomething I'll do a tree knock.
>>2874132poetic description of the female body anon
>>2873231the only strangest stuff experienced outdoors was this incident in some woods roughly two years ago... i don't go deep into the forest a lot, only sometimes with family or friends to walk and burn some calories or just kill time that day started normally with conversation and no health issues, (like bad sleep or poor diet)... so while they took a phone call, I stepped away to look around, going far enough that I couldn’t hear their voices anymorei was looking around when I heard from a distance this prolonged chant saying my name…in the first seconds I didn't even realize it was my name because I was distracted and thought it was some animal like a fox, deer or bird making sounds, but then when i reacted I knew it was my name being chanted in a human manner... it gave me this strong chill towards where it came from there was some fear but since I could still see the others it was 'okay'... I went back and asked if they had heard any animals or something (without saying my experience) and one said yes, that heard something but couldn't make it outlater when I told my family my dad said those things are like hallucinations, pretty common when people go into the woods and aren’t used to being ALONE in nature... I trust that explanation because I don't believe in anything 'paranormal'... it took me a few weeks to really move past it though right now while telling it in this much detail i actually felt a bit of fear again.. I mean, my name isn't three, or four easy words an animal could just pronounce.. but it really was the weirdest thing that’s happened to me outdoors here in Estonia
>>2874145dumbass
Full ass nude old guys on hike naked day, thought it was just a myth but nope people really do go out there balls swinging in the wind. The women had bras and panties on
>>2874004I did. Not gonna go through them yet, but here's some pics
>>2874162Hike Naked Day is an old Internet meme. Don't take it seriously lol>>2874145Very virginal postEmbarrassing
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>>2874182Great photo anon. What camera did you use?
>>2874193Samsung NX500. mf too old, keeps crashing on startup or wiping my SD cards :,(
>>2873231someone cross post this to /x/. might get a lot of replies. and tell em /out/ sent you.
>>2873231flying aliens
>>2874147That forest in the pic already looks like it wants to fuck with people. was that the exact spot where you went crazy?
>>2874246lmaoo I didn't go crazy, I promisethere haven't been any more hallucinations sincethe photo was taken quite a while before the experience, another place
I saw a golden possum in a silver tree stump.
>>2873256dry lightning is when there's lightning and no rain broski.
>>2874147I've heard many reports of people having their names called in the woods. Also, having their own voice called to them repeating words they have said. The weirdest thing that happened to me was hearing a whistle calling to me. High then low like "come here" calling to me. I followed the sound with my dog until we came to a clearing and the whistle stopped. My dog took off and left me there. I left and found my dog back at home on the porch. Never heard the whistle again.
>>2873596Was it in Hungary?
>>2873231I saw a naked woman in the stream posing and a man taking pictures of her.
>>2873596If you have sunshine on a cloudy day, though, it means there's a song by The Temptations on the radio.
>Deer skeleton laid out on a dirty mattress>Squirrel king consisting of 4 squirrels>A hideously deformed woman,screaming gibberish at a dog>A huge pile of lacrosse sticks, ridiculously deep in the woods.
>>2873231I remember weird stuff from my childhood. When we were kids, my sister and me went to a camping trip with our mom.We got lost somehow and it was very scary. We wandered around in the dark forrest all night, but couldnt find our way back. The next day we were found and our mother was worried about our health.My sister was malnourishened. So we needed my doctor, but wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
>>2874341>Deer skeleton laid out on a dirty mattressThe mattress was there before the deer. Then the sick or wounded deer laid down there to rest and died
>>2874341>A huge pile of lacrosse sticks, ridiculously deep in the woods.must've been a fun game>>2874356nah u found the sick or wounded deer and then brought out the mattress, if ya know what i mean
>>2874344While I have no idea why you would weigh someone under water I am baffled why this is the part of the story you focus on. What happened in the forrest? The fuck are you even on about? What was so bad about swimming pants and wtf have your sisters hair to do with anything?
whatever the hell this thing was :[
>>2874375I was lost in the forrest and so was my sister. It was very scary and my mom was worried. So the doctor made an underwater weighing test. My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater. I didn't take a shower and she didn't too. Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.
>>2874384did this happen on Ocracoke in the 1700s or something
>>2874344>>2874384dat schizotypal diction and rambling, lol
>>2874384>please clarify>Imma repeat exactly what I just saidretarded, or baiting?
Last year I had a mountain lion walk into my camp and sit down. I didn’t notice it until it was sitting looking at me from about 10 ft away. Scared the holy shit out of me. I yelled at it, but it didn’t seem to mind at all. I started backing up and it would walk forward every time I did. Seriously thought I was going to have to fight this motherfucker. So I just charged it hoping I’d scare it away. It didn’t move. We just stared at each other, literally 5ft apart. I was contemplating my options totally at a loss for what to do when it just turned and walked off. Never had anything even remotely happen like that in my life, and I spend a lot of time outdoors. I’ve never even seen a mountain lion other than a quick glance while driving a few times. I just thought, WTF was that all about. Later at night was the craziest lightning storm I’ve ever been in too. I just sat in camp, drinking a beer getting soaked. Wild weekend!
>>2874317it seems yours feels spookier because you were more alone... and the possibility of a real person makes it more dangerously real mine was only sensory
>>2874442>got g checked by a fuckin animal
>>2874442It's not really /out/, but years ago I was at an In-n-Out north of LA that was near some hills and I watched a huge mountain lion casually walk through the busy parking lot with zero fucks given. All I could think of was the "jesus christ it's a lion get in the car!" meme, which I guess kinda shows how long ago this happened.
I was quail hunting alone long ago on some land my father owned. Wasn't having much luck when I topped a small hill and looked out across a small valley to another small hilltop. Walking in circles on the other hilltop about 200 yards away was a large coyote. I watched him walking in a small circle for a few minutes until he noticed me. As soon as he saw me, he took off running right at me down the small hill into the valley. I thought Oh shit. He was running at me and making this horrible high pitched growl. Wasn't much I could do but watch him running at me until he got about 30 yards from me and I raised my 12 gauge and sighted in on his face/chest. First couple of blasts only slowed him down with the birdshot until he was less than 10 yards from me and I blasted him in the head. He collapsed in front of me missing most of the top of his head. I left him there and ended my quail hunting for the day. Never knew what set him off. Never seen any pups or anything. I think he was walking in circles and had some kind of disease/parasite infection that made him attack me.
>>2873231Re posting a screenshot of my old post>inb4 sleep paralysis God I hope it was...
>>2874344lol that takes me back
>>2874486>OMG I HOPE THIS DREAM WASN'T REALYou are a fucking tool
>>2874382A strange-ass fungus.
>>2873232you spelled monkey wrong
>>2874317>The weirdest thing that happened to me was hearing a whistle calling to me. High then low like "come here" calling to meLike this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwGzISmItu4
>>2874138Ha. Nice.When I would sneak out in the middle of the night as a kid I'd always from cars behind trees. I'd try to do that crafty "step around the tree as the car passes to stay invisible" thing but it was easy to fuck up. I wonder just how many people, driving on a pitch black mountain road late at night, saw a small humanoid figure emerge from the edge of the woods as they passed.
Not a very exciting story but I figure it meets the thread criteria. When I was living in a cabin out in the ass end of nowhere it was late at night and I was going to sleep when suddenly I was jolted by an extremely loud screech/scream. It sounded like a halfway between screeching car tires and some kind of shrill shriek. I’m quite familiar with the area, and I can’t say I’d heard that animal noise before, nor did I ever hear it again. The direction it came from, well, all the roads are dirt/gravel. And car tires don’t screech on dirt. Nevermind that those roads back there had a lot of sharp turns, so nobody in their right mind would be doing something silly like that at that hour. Still don’t know what it was.
>>2873231I got attacked by a Western Capercaillie when I was snowshoeing in the forest in winter a few years back. Sadly my phone fucked up and crashed while I was filming him.Anyway, the bird started growling at me and for a split second I literally thought he was a wolf (there is a known wolfpack in that exact forest that has been killing lots of livestock). Then he did his whole shtick of walking towards me in a zigzag pattern, pausing every few seconds to scream at me before approaching again. I shouted at him to leave and even prodded him with my ski pole, but he wasn't interested. Since he just wouldn't leave me alone I ended up retreating ~300-400m through the woods until I reached the trail again. He kept watching me as I retreated, then he would fly back up to me and watch some more until I was further away. He stopped following me once I reached the trail. And no, I did not hurt him.These birds are known to do this and the videos of them are pretty hilarious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-XTblDwe7chttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/I9_wygdpSlU
>>2874484I had a similar experience with a coyote. It was missing a bunch of fur,and looked like it had been stung in the face by a million bees. It just kept doing circles in front of my car, until it took a huge shit, and ran into the woods. The whole episode went on for about five minutes. It would have been pretty scary if I was on foot.
>>2873231I never greentext so bear with me>august 2025>two week camping trip around the 4 corners states with my dog>picrel is her and Curacanti, highly recommend>today I'm driving through Dixie National Forest>pick spot around 100 yards off a dirt road that runs up and down one of the mountains>set up hammock, pitch tent, build fire>chill in the hammock for a while watching the sun set and playing fetch>fuck this is perfect>sun goes down, cook dinner for myself and her>the entire night she stands between my legs, hair on her scruff sticking straight up, head on a swivel, barking and howling and growling at the pitch dark>doesn't eat>not like her at all, so I'm alarmed>in 4 years she's never growled, rarely ever barks even when we've encountered coyotes. >goosebumps>keep pointing my flashlight at the bush looking for eyes or something >after 3 hours assure myself there's nothing out there, put out the fire, and sleep >she doesn't>wakes me up twice by nudging me and with the most ferocious barking I've ever heard.>peek my head out>see nothing>can't hear shit on account of the torrential downpour.>3rd time I step out to take a piss and still see nothing >decide to move us into capped truck bed anyway>lost count of how many times she woke me up, there's nothing there>next morning go to break down camp>take down one side of the hammock>take down the other>shit myself>full leg of an adult mule deer nestled in the dense branches next to the trunk>no decomp, a little blood on the trunk and ground, no other entrails, smells fresh, no insects>cut up to the hip joint, not a knife's work, but no other bite marks anywhere>dangling around the strap, on the side I was standing the night before>no way in hell I'd have missed it setting up>wtf I'd have been staring straight at it while watching the sunset>first thought is hunters, but rule them out because no tracks in the mud other than my camp sandalsat character limit
>>2874909I really want to get y'all's idea as to what this could've been. The three predators native to Dixie that I know of are coyotes, black bears, and mountain lions. Still though, I saw no tracks in the mud around other than my own and my dog's. I was thinking maybe a mountain lion, since they have similar tracks to dogs. Coyotes wouldn't have been able to drag that 7-8 feet up a tree, and I'd have seen a lot more dog tracks. The branches were so dense that there's no way a Black bear could've gotten it that close to the trunk without breaking the branches around it. Also no tracks.A mountain lion is the only plausible explanation. Although I think I would've seen more entrails around and trauma to the leg. If it was though, why would it drag part of a fresh kill away from the rest of the carcass (leaving it alone in a forest crawling with coyotes) to a tree with a dog screaming its head off 15 feet away, and then just leave it there untouched? It just doesn't make sense. I also don't know if a mountain lion with paws the size of my dogs would've been able to take down a mule deer of this size.Anyway after I took down my camp in record time and looked around for a couple of minutes, I noped the fuck out of there. I'm sorry for not grabbing a pic, my phone had died overnight. I know 'pics or it didn't happen' and all, but I swear on my mother every word of this is true.
>>2874911It was almost certainly a mountain lion
>>2874890Yotes are fucking tiny broLook at this one that followed meI could have punted him 100 yards if he got cheeky
>>2874934You don't want to kick one or even get close if it has rabies.
>>2874939What if Im the one with rabies
>>2873231One time I was smoking a joint on my own in a field, and I saw in the night sky a large dark triangular shape go through the sky. Stars were there before hand, then there was a triangle shape of nothingness and then stars again. Possibly a UFO or something who knows. Outside of that, there are heaps of doggers (public sex havers for non brits) here.
>>2873231I watched slugs mate. It's very strange.
Don't know about strange but it was one of the cooler skies I remember seeing.
Strangest thing was camping in the Richmond Ranges in the NZ South Island, only moonlight, dead quiet.I see a Massive pure white Barn Owl glide silently right over my head and across the valley. We don't have any Barn Owls.In Canterbury, in a tent, in bed, 3am, silent. 2ft away from my head a Possum screamed full volume. Scared the shit out of me until I realised what was going on.They're a real pain in the ass, I had one being nosey and pushing against the side of my tent so I punched it. It ran up the tree and started shitting on my tent so I yelled at it, it jumped trees across the stream and just laughed at me all night and I got no sleep.I was camping next to the same stream in the bushes and I saw a guy come down the stream on a dirt bike, he hit a rock and nearly fell off, got off his bike, walked over to the big rock and started pointing at it and cussing it out, kicked it, hurt his foot and left.In the middle of nowhere way up in the mountains with no tracks for miles, I saw something wedged in some boulders, a little container. I opened it and it just had a notepad and a pencil. It had peoples names written in it and some drawings. Really perplexed me but I decided it was a geocache thing and put it back.Found a crabs leg and a pile of sea shells way up in the highlands far from shore.Was driving up to a camp site on a remote station track around 11pm in the dark, came round a corner and a deer was stood in the middle of the road facing me, on two legs. I thought it was an alien.
>>2875117>deer was stood in the middle of the road facing me, on two legs.Deer scare me more than anything. They are bizarre creatures that do strange shit in the woods. I've even heard of attacks by deer for no apparent reason.