Just imagine - you’re walking around at night in the forest, and then suddenly you met a puma on your way - what will you do?
>>2874202it's nota puma.
>>2874209that preggo movie is the ultimate proof that hollyjew engages in humiliation ritualswhat other fucking reason would the roided mr universe take a role as a pregnant man along side pic
>>2874202>what will you do?Shoot it and fill out my tag.You're not scared of them or something are you?
>>2874214https://youtu.be/jsETTn7DehI?si=CP6cnVJ4XAtdTbZb
>>2874202Shit, free kicks.
>>2874202Choke slam it obviously
this happened to me once and I will now repost my pasta that tells of the incident>be me>living in my rural redneck hometown for a couple years while "between things">really into camping, nature photography, field recording>one summer night decide to record the wildlife at a swamp in a 1000-acre nature reserve a few miles down the road>hop on my mountainbike>huff down there just at twilight >lock my bike to a tree and take my pack of gear into the woods>dark and spoopy, no moon at all this night>hike about 30mins through the reserve until I get to the swamp>hastily setup all my recording gear at the edge of the swamp; so full of frogs and crickets and insects and beavers and birds, perfect>once it's recording it's basically completely dark out>hike about 15mins away from the recorder so I don't interfere with any wildlife>get to the big rock™, a giant boulder about the size of a single car garage>scuttle up the side and sit atop to just wait in silence, want to get at least an hour+ recording>dark as fuck, can't see my hand in front of my face, looking up through the trees I can see a few stars peeking through, that's it>after about 30mins or so I get bored, pull out a ciggie>flick my lighter>there's a big fucking lion face right in front of me>HISSSSS>it runs away, crashing through the woods>a fucking mountain lion was skulking up the boulder about to fucking neck me>turn all my lights on and book it back to the recorder>packup as fast as I can, still takes like 45mins before I get back to my bike, horrified I'm being stalked the whole timea couple days later pic related was in the local paper, spotted about 1 mile from where I was
>>2874214>what other fucking reasonComedy.
>>2874538>about to fucking neck meHow do you know it's exact intentions?
>>2874202>>2874209It's a baby cougar. Very cute.
I saw a mountain lion on a trail once but it was during the day. I saw what I thought was a long vine in a tree moving. I thought it was moving weird so I looked closer and realized it was a tail and saw his face staring down at me. I just walked backwards for like a 300ft and left lol
>>2874209I see what you did there....
>>2874569It appeared necksome in that particular moment, although I admit I didn't have time to clarify. Frankly it would have been nice to scritch the kitty and have a cuddle but that didn't happen :[
>>2874202>what will you do?If it was the exact scenario portrayed in the OP pic I would probably look down at it and yell "Kitty!" and it would probably run away.Otherwise I always carry pic related in the woods so I'd figure something out.
Pass the guard and choke it to death using Jiu Jitzu. OSS!https://youtu.be/M9CxGxCs77s
>>2874202belly to back suplex that lion and leave it paraplegic
>>2874202Capture it and take it home as a pet
>>2874202>Pumanigga thats a Lynx
Start crying.
>>2877717Lynx and Bobcat don't have tails though. they just have little nubs that look like half a poo is sticking out
>>2877783there aren't many fatal mountain lion attacks but I read one where a lady was defending her child from one and it attacked her for an entire hour non-stop until she finally died. could you imagine the absolute fucking horror of that shit
>>2874569The way he was dressed, he was asking for it
>>2877783OH SHID A GOOGER DDDD:
>>2877806No I cant imagine being that weak
>>2874202Fuck it.
>>2874538>there's a big fucking lion face right in front of me my fucking cat does this... im sleeping or half awake so she comes up to my face like 1 cm to check if I'm really asleep and then cuddles into my arms. but getting tickled by her whiskers does wake me up at times..>>2874202if you meet them usally both sides get scared but good luck sleeping afterwards. same with the horny scream they do...
>>2879683my pic got eaten :(
>>2877806Some girl got eaten by bears while on the phone with her parents so they heard the whole thing. She commented how they were eating her. That's gotta be horrifying seeing chunks of your body removed and then chewed up and swallowed. You're not getting that chunk back even with the best surgeons on the planet.
>>2877665>Otherwise I always carry pic related in the woods so I'd figure something out.How's it for protection against ukie drones?
