Just imagine - you’re walking around at night in the forest, and then suddenly you met a puma on your way - what will you do?
>>2874202it's nota puma.
>>2874209that preggo movie is the ultimate proof that hollyjew engages in humiliation ritualswhat other fucking reason would the roided mr universe take a role as a pregnant man along side pic
>>2874202>what will you do?Shoot it and fill out my tag.You're not scared of them or something are you?
>>2874214https://youtu.be/jsETTn7DehI?si=CP6cnVJ4XAtdTbZb
>>2874202Shit, free kicks.
>>2874202Choke slam it obviously
this happened to me once and I will now repost my pasta that tells of the incident>be me>living in my rural redneck hometown for a couple years while "between things">really into camping, nature photography, field recording>one summer night decide to record the wildlife at a swamp in a 1000-acre nature reserve a few miles down the road>hop on my mountainbike>huff down there just at twilight >lock my bike to a tree and take my pack of gear into the woods>dark and spoopy, no moon at all this night>hike about 30mins through the reserve until I get to the swamp>hastily setup all my recording gear at the edge of the swamp; so full of frogs and crickets and insects and beavers and birds, perfect>once it's recording it's basically completely dark out>hike about 15mins away from the recorder so I don't interfere with any wildlife>get to the big rock™, a giant boulder about the size of a single car garage>scuttle up the side and sit atop to just wait in silence, want to get at least an hour+ recording>dark as fuck, can't see my hand in front of my face, looking up through the trees I can see a few stars peeking through, that's it>after about 30mins or so I get bored, pull out a ciggie>flick my lighter>there's a big fucking lion face right in front of me>HISSSSS>it runs away, crashing through the woods>a fucking mountain lion was skulking up the boulder about to fucking neck me>turn all my lights on and book it back to the recorder>packup as fast as I can, still takes like 45mins before I get back to my bike, horrified I'm being stalked the whole timea couple days later pic related was in the local paper, spotted about 1 mile from where I was
>>2874214>what other fucking reasonComedy.
>>2874538>about to fucking neck meHow do you know it's exact intentions?
>>2874202>>2874209It's a baby cougar. Very cute.
I saw a mountain lion on a trail once but it was during the day. I saw what I thought was a long vine in a tree moving. I thought it was moving weird so I looked closer and realized it was a tail and saw his face staring down at me. I just walked backwards for like a 300ft and left lol
>>2874209I see what you did there....
>>2874569It appeared necksome in that particular moment, although I admit I didn't have time to clarify. Frankly it would have been nice to scritch the kitty and have a cuddle but that didn't happen :[
