Realistically, what could this boomer have done to avoid this?He wasn’t actually antagonizing the moose.https://youtu.be/6jNugfzptu8
>>2874797>moose
>>2874797Thats a giraffe you retard
>>2874797Nothing, he did everything "right". He wasn't going up to and/or otherwise harassing them. He tried his best to keep the tree between them. He just got unlucky. Wrong bison in the wrong mood on the wrong day and he wasn't young and spry enough to keep the tree between them.
>>2874797Hopped up onto a car or that bearbox. The mouse might try to flip the car with it's horns, which is why the bearbox would be a n-bit dodgy.
>>2874797say a land acknowledgement
Maybe one of those air horns they have at sports games. No guarantee that would work.
>>2874802>The mouse might try to flip the car with it's hornsIll bet this anime already exists.
>>2874797we'd use bear spray here right?
>>2874797keep dodging side to side. You have the agility advantage over a bison but not the speed advantage. Never run in a straight line, just keep going sideways when it comes at you. Eventually you need to maneuver yourself to somewhere you can seek cover from it. Here probably a car.
>>2874797maybe he shouldn't have assumed he was at a petting zoo
>>2874797It could be a robot
I saw an episode of some show called North Woods Law.Basically game wardens and cops in fuckstick frozen nowhere lands.Some dude hears some shit in his yard and went outside to see a moose pummeling his dog so he unloaded his 10mm into it.Dead moose (lol duh- show me a terrestrial creature that can tank a full mag of 10mm) and the cops were like "out of season but evidence shows the moose was a dick so I'll allow it".>dog wasnt happy but minor injuries and expected to make a full recovery
>>2874797A moose just flew over my house!
>>2874984apparently it was someone else who provoked the bison from his car and he just got unlucky
Based bison. Looks like they are what cows are to us here in the Alps.
>>2874797How do they allow people to be near those wild animals that can chase you like this? Put them inside some type of fence or something.
>>2874984>>2875027He was far away when the BISON started getting aggro. Nobody provoked it. The bull is in early rut and was spoiling for a fight. wrong place, wrong time. Nature is beautful and cruel. >>2875041fuck off.
>>2875041>Put them inside some type of fence or something.Yes. People need to be fenced in.
>>2874797You’re supposed to dodge roll diagonally towards the boss. That’ll give you an opening where it has to slow down and turn around. The charge hit box is too big and lasts too long to roll backwards from it
>>2874797>He wasn’t actually antagonizing the moose.Well, the reaction sure seems to suggest that's incorrect. It was already running through the campsite, maybe don't fucking approach it for a photo in the first place?
It was the red shorts.
>>2874976bear spray not allowed on some national parks, otherwise you'd might as well as a last crutch though I don't know if anything but a gun would stop a beast like that
>>2875248Idiot. They are color blind. They are attracted to the movement of the matadors cape. The color has literally nothing to do with it.
>>2875292>bear spray not allowed on some national parksIts very allowed in Yellowstone. You can even rent it. Rutting Bison are not to be trifled with. You see them out there grunting, snorting and wallowing and trying to be the biggest bull around. 2000lbs of mean, onry, horny mutherfucker.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMq8hNC-gXk
>>2874797>>2874801its called carrying a gun? lol idk why people think going around unarmed is going to be a good idea
hikehome,,,from Parsons landing Catalina.,,,see bison dust rolling other side of thick fence.,,,,jump fence,sneaky up to bison,,,RUB HIS BUTTTT!(very bristtly fur)> DASH JUMP OVER FENCE as hespastic stands,,STARES at me,,GLARE!!,,2 dayslater,,reading newpaper,"Buffalo Attack!",,,"i was just walking with GF when WAMM! Buffalo slamed me from behind! good thing he hit my backpack, just flew thru air and Splat, he just stode there Laffing at me!",,,,,mybad.
>>2876047>carrying a gun>in yellowstone>against an endangered protected animalEnjoy your felony and sitting in a jail cell for years.
>>2876052you are allowed to have a gun in Yellowstone. Technically, even allowed to use it in self defense of animals but it they frown on it bigly and the burden of proof of self defense is high- any shooting will be a federal investigation
>>2874999Trips. Based dog protector
