>>2875954"You stand over there and take the picture while I look seriously into the distance."
>>2876072>ok how's this?
>>2875954>>2876090why are their heads so big?
>>2876109well you know what they say about small heads...
>>2876109>newfag
>>2875954How do I acquire this typa vibe
>>2876286Become a middle aged man with more money than sense and become an overly serious larper in some typical middle aged man hobby. Overly serious larping with more money than sense is what german hunting is all about.
>>2875954It's the based head shrinker! He is back to defeat the bubbas! >>2876295Why are germs like this? Also>Waiting for the lodenhog to show up
>>2876307>Waiting for the lodenhog to show upMy man, I AM the lodenhog. And I'm pissed that german hunters are larping in loden without even realizing they're larping.Also with climate change going the way it does, I may never again be able to wear proper loden for more than two weeks a year, so I am branching out to linen.
>>2876286buy a swanndri oversized, boil it in linseed oil so it lasts the rest of your life and smells like a goats scrot
>>2876307brotha proceed in which thine direction?
>>2876312Uh, winters are just as long or longer bubba, it starts in December rather than November as it used to and it freezes less often. Autumn is still cold, a couple degree higher and it too starts later so we spend less on heating, which is good for non-bubbas. If anything, humane wool (not asbestos fireman suit-tier germ porker loden) has even more of a place now due to the ever present humidity.
>https://voca.ro/1hzRRBnqmITw[Intro – spoken over riddim]Yeah mon… watch dem fat German huntersCloggin’ up di forest in di wool coat of doomLodenhog comin’…[Verse 1]Big German bubbas, porkers rollin’ slowLARPin’ as hunters from di long-agoPre-industrial fantasy, spear in handBut di only thing dey hunt is di sausage standCloaked in loden, heavy as a brickLaughable armor, thick wool thickSweatin’ rivers, face turn red“Climate change!” is what di fat man said[Chorus]Head shrinker comin’, mon, head shrinker nearMake dem big heads tiny, disappearLodenhog cryin’ in di heavy wool“It’s not di fat, it’s di weather, fool!”Ridiculously small now, bobble on di neckPunished for di cosplay, what di heck[Verse 2]Lodenhog waddle, obsessed with di clothExtra heavy loden, he love it a lotBut he can’t wear it, too much sweat pourBlamin’ di planet while he open di fridge door“Di world gettin’ hotter, dat’s why I drip!”While he polish di loden he can’t even zipBubbas in di woods lookin’ like wet sacksHeavy green coats draggin’ on dem backs[Chorus]Head shrinker comin’, mon, head shrinker nearMake dem big heads tiny, disappearLodenhog cryin’ in di heavy wool“It’s not di fat, it’s di weather, fool!”Ridiculously small now, bobble on di neckPunished for di cosplay, what di heck[Bridge – toast style]Yo Lodenhog!You dream of di forest, but di forest don’t dream of youLoden so thick even di trees say “move”Head shrinker laugh, take out di toolNow your head look like a grape on a stoolAll dem porker hunters, same fateTiny heads bobbin’ under di wool weightPre-industrial fantasy over and doneNow dem look like balloons dat already won
Since the resident lodophobe and slopposter is so easily and strongly triggered by high quality german wool fabrics, this is now a LODEN thread.Roughstuff comeback appears to be successful. After petromax had discontinued their original designs, they revived the company with an updated version of their light loden jacket. Now they are branching out into even lighter wool jackets, made of wool/polyamide blend. Is it loden in the strictest sense? Who knows... but it is a proven blend, perfect for a light summer jacket. Winter jackets are in the pipeline.
>>2876369>hands off op bro>got it?>or are we going to have a problem here?
>>2876369IMA CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>2876369
>>2876369Roughstuff Cumback is your nickname.
lmao i haven't seen these memes in years. today is my first time back to out in forever and i see these again. nostalgia. :)
>>2876385No, he is der lodenhog. The impractically thick wool-clad obese german porker, larping as an outdoorsman in the nearest lidl store's flower bed.
>>2876387Same, these memes have broken many a bubba.
>>2876372>always got bruvamarv back
>>2876365whaaaaaaaaaat the fack yew doin in mai woodsthis aint no country twanger you loden frode shit heatin cur cur curmudgin. rap crap cappola
this entire fucking board is shitslop consumptionthere is no crime for spam when jannies don't even /out/law the trash posted herei just want to eat this entire board and spew the plastics into teton county
>>>2128362
Are you a lodophobe? Does the existence of germany and german wool fabrics cause you incontrollable anxiety, anger and confusion? FEAR NOT! May I present you: English broadcloth! Exactly the same thing as loden, but from ENGLISH wool shorn from ENGLISH sheep woven and felted in ENGLAND by ENGLISH hands (ok, some of them might be indian). Never again will you be troubled by traditional wool fabrics. Never again will you make a fool of yourself, posting AI slop on tibetan basket weaving forums. From now on, english broadcloth can cover all your wool outerwear needs. Buy english broadcloth today! (Minor surcharges on account of our luxury fashion focus may apply.)
>LodenARP
>>2876453I doubt that. Loden is always needlessly heavy and not transpirant at all, otherwise the word would have stayed in germonkeyland.
Sweaty smelly loden>https://vocaroo.com/1cl4tHopoxZ5Verse 1In a darkened Bavarian basement flat,Three hundred kilos of porker ugly and fat,Never seen a trail, never felt the air,But the wardrobe’s stuffed with loden everywhere.Heavy green jackets still stiff on the rack,Hats and trousers stacked in a dusty stack,He scrolls the forums every single night,Buying more loden he’ll never wear outside.ChorusConsooming loden gear, consooming loden gear,Never leaves the chair but the closet’s full of fear.Sweaty smelly loden, he defends it with a roar,“It’s traditional, it’s pure, it’s better than your soft whore!”Verse 2“Swanndri? Too delicate, it pills and fades!Ventile? Soft and weak, for city maids!My loden jacket reeks of old sweat and grease,But that’s the real alpine character, if you please!”He sniffs the collar like a treasured prize,Posts long rants about “true German wool, you guys,”Compares it daily to every finer cloth,While the actual mountains stay forever off.ChorusConsooming loden gear, consooming loden gear,Never leaves the chair but the closet’s full of fear.Sweaty smelly loden, he defends it with a roar,“It’s traditional, it’s pure, it’s better than your soft whore!”Bridge“You fancy wool-lovers with your clean refined lies,My loden holds the stink of a thousand years dead Reich!It’s dense, it’s heavy, it's never seen the sun,Just like me — I bought the gear, the work is done.”Final ChorusConsooming loden gear, consooming loden gear,Morbidly obsessed but the trail stays far from here.Sweaty smelly loden, forever on the throne,Comparing every finer wool… from the comfort of his home.
>>2876548Your ai slop is pure trash and nobody is reading this, looking at the slop picture, or listening to the slop audio
>>2876549Loden and Hunting fags really are a sight to behold. Times and wonders.
>>2876549Well, you did just that bubba, lmao. >>2876550>435 eurodollars for a coat>350 for trousersLMAO. I finally got locally made pure wool outdoors trousers for 80 eurorinos and a traditional coat for 200. Adjustments included in the price. Germ cucks will be milked eternally for their cash by smarter pepo.
>>2876555>wool outerwearstill peak retard IMOthere is no benefit compared to syntheticit doesn't touch your skinyou're wearing needlessly expensive stuff where it is most exposed and prone to damageit's heavierit doesn't breathe better than syntheticsit's way less toughdoesn't dry as quicketc. I like wool baselayers but they are plastic too in realityand cheap durable stuff on top
>>2876557I am not interested in having a debate. I doubt you have worn wool before.
>>2876555>Well, you did just that bubba, lmaoNo. I hid your shitty slop post and then wrote that. Didnt look, didnt read, didnt listen. Your slop is shit just like you.
>>2876562>mongorian basket weaving forum>not interested in discussionsKYS fag>I doubt you have worn wool beforeretard>>2876563>Mongorian basket weaving forum>Not looking, not reading, not listeningThe petty bickering is more intense than it is in kindergardens
>>2876563LOL. >>2876564You sound frustrated mate, almost as if you don't really go outdoors. I have no interest in what you want to tell me, no amount of raging will change anything I think or do. Have you tried quiet meditation in nature? It does wonders for you.
>>2876555Peanuts for the average german hunter, they are all richfags.The cheapest actual loden I have found so far is pants for 190€ and jackets for 260€. If you want cheaper garments, make them yourself. German loden can be had at 44€/m (1,5m width). If you know where to source them, comparable wool fabrics can be had even cheaper. Like, nestof historical reproductions in poland offers german and polish uniform fabric for 27€ which, if it is truly historically accurate, is basically loden. I would believe that somewhere in eastern europe, such fabrics are offered even cheaper, but I wouldn't be able to find it.Alternatively, you can buy historical reproductions in the first place. This polish army jacket here costs 154€, I doubt you get much cheaper jackets made in the EU.>>2876545A couple years ago I showed you how roughstuff and swanndri use almost the same fabric weight. You're just not accessible to reason.
>>2876567HOLY MOTHER OF LARP LMFAOWe have already discussed this indeed. Swanndri is superior. Just let it go, porker. It will do you no good to keep up this bizarre fantasy.
A man posting AI slop not once but several times has lost all credibility and any right to have his opinions heard.
>>2876569Havin' a melty, hey bubba?
Btw. tons of people wear and like surplus swedish army wool jackets. The reproductions are possibly of lower quality, but the fit would often be comparable. Personally I would prefer not to all out wear nazi uniforms, but if you're somewhere else you might be ok with it.
>>2876571Hahahahahahahahaha
>>2876567A rich person does not squander money, that's why they're rich. Germ swines are drowning in debt to buy expensive useless bullshit like convertible cars or houses in places where locals would gut them if it weren't for the local police.
>>2876573>A rich person does not squander money, that's why they're rich.Not only are you clearly not rich, you clearly have never known a rich person either.
>>2876575I'm the one telling that to you. Anyone that tries to look rich, in fact, isn't. You can rest assured they are in debt.
>>2876569this
>>2877061HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you gonna do 'bout that, bubba? >https://voca.ro/16PXsNpEJ9V5 Yeah… irie…Look how dem a bawl…(Verse 1)Seen dem in di forum, late night glowBubba dem a type, dem face full of woe“AI nah real art!” dem shout from dem chairWhile di stallion a drop fire, dem still a despairPhone light a shine on dem teary eyeCaps lock on, dem a scream to di skySame old thread, same old complaintWhile di riddim a roll and di music a paint(Chorus)Bubba dem a cry, bubba dem a cryInna di forum dem a bawl ‘bout di AIBubba dem a cry, bubba dem a cryStallion a create while dem a waste dem timeNo tears cyan stop di track from a playKeep whinin’, bubba… it a lovely day(Verse 2)“Dis is di end of creativity!” dem sayBut dem last three posts sound di same wayMud up to dem waist inna digital pitStill a refresh di page, still a throw a fitStallion a use di tool with skill and with graceBubba a refuse and a stay in one placeReal ones a build, dem a sit and a moanForum full of tears, but di beat still a stone(Chorus)Bubba dem a cry, bubba dem a cryInna di forum dem a bawl ‘bout di AIBubba dem a cry, bubba dem a cryStallion a create while dem a waste dem timeNo tears cyan stop di track from a playKeep whinin’, bubba… it a lovely day(Bridge – half-time)Close di laptop, go touch some grassOr keep a type while di moment a passStallion already gone to di next oneYou still a cry in di same old sun(Outro)Yeah…Bubba dem a cry…But di music still a fly…Irie.
>>2876557CounterpointIt feels niceYou might like the way it looksYes, it's borderline LARP, but frankly, who doesn't do that? Most people out there larp as wilderness explorers in their overpriced WPB jackets even if they just walk their dog in fair weather, some people larp as old-timey hunters or farmers in their wool jackets.And yes, it DOES breathe better than most other materials. The moisture related properties of wool are not replicated by either synthetic polymers or cellulose based fibres. (I guess silk might be similar, but that's obviously not an outerwear option.) Which is btw. the reason you like wool baselayers as well. They're covered in kind of polymer, but it's ridiculously thin and water permeable, so the properties are mostly retained.
>>2876295>see people actual /out/>seethes and call them larpersTypical.
