First they came for the child molesters
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a child molester
Then they came for the alligator molesters
And there was no one left
To speak out for me

The Dumbing Down of Society starts with the obliteration of proper language usage.

Congratulations.

Gussy

>>2877275
If the gators didn’t want to get molested then they shouldn’t be so sexy. They’re always naked, they’re practically asking for it.

>>2877276
>And there was no one left
Are you sure? we with you, fucking sexy gator pussy.

>>2877605
can we see the gussy? For research purposes

File: kairyu-crocodile-v0-75phb(...).png (101 KB, 640x785)

101 KB PNG

>>2877275

File: birds-bees-v2.jpg (85 KB, 1600x900)

85 KB JPG

>>2877275
I've seen these signs before and it reminded me of a childhood experience of mine:

>be 12 or 13, walking down a sparsely-visited east coast beach
>see some sort of fish laying washed up on the beach a dozen or so feet away
>its a shark, rigor mortis has yet to set in but it isn't moving
>loved fish and other marine biology as a kid so I went to pick it up, probably 2' long from nose to tail
>as I lift it up, I notice that it is a female shark
>think to myself "cool" until I take a closer look at it
>this shark has the most immaculate pussy that I have ever seen in my entire life
>marvel at the shussy for about a minute, then set it down because I'm not a perverted freak

I'm 22 now and I can still say with absolute confidence that, while I would NOT act on any carnal desires such as fucking a shark, I am still 100% confident that is the most beautiful piece of female anatomy I may ever lay my eyes on. I think about it probably twice a month. I still visit that beach.

>>2877822
t. most sane shark molester

>>2877822
>Stare at a shark pussy for an entire minute
>Think it's the most immaculate pussy you've ever seen
Whatever that means...
>Put it down because you're not a perverted freak
>Still think about it twice a month

Yeah... No. Thinking that is perverted.

>>2877276
This fuckin guy.

>>2877838
>>2877851
Here comes the thought police. The guy didn't do anything to the shark, there's no crime, anyone would think the same

>>2879258
THAT SHARK WAS ONLY 17 YEARS AND 362 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FREAK.

>>2877275
Needs to be in Hindi.

File: no-fun-allowed-was-origin(...).jpg (61 KB, 448x473)

61 KB JPG

>>2877275

>>2877822
Sharks don’t have vaginas

My fav random sign:

>middle of nowhere in NM
>Blm land
>nothing around
>come across random sign
>"please do not take the shark teeth. Federal offense etc"

>>2880796
This desert used to be an ocean, millions of years ago. Fossils remain. People take them.

>>2880798
I know but seeing the sign out there in the middle of nowhere was a fun surprise

>>2880798
eto.... how would anyone know if they had a shark tooth fossil instead of just a sharp looking rock

File: Screenshot 2026-09-22.png (1.09 MB, 1299x1300)

1.09 MB PNG

>>2879772
They have cloacas, which is basically the same thing. I went to see what they look like and found pic related. Good thing to do, but imagine your job being "shark wanker".