I'm assembling the best Dunning-Kruger primitive survivalist /out/ists the world has ever known, and dropping them in a resource-rich environment.What are the rules of the challenge, you ask? It's all fake; use your imagination.Here are my core eight.Give me your recommendations to make it a lucky thirteen. You can swap out mine if you hate some of them.Hard mode: No one from the [spoiler]BBC[/spoiler] Historical Farm Series. ---------------------------------------------------------My picks>John PlantStrengths: Ceramics; pyrotechnicsWeaknesses: Has never foraged or hunted for food; autistic obsession with charcoal limits his range>Ben KilnerStrengths: Transportation and clothing; broad practical experienceWeaknesses: Unproven in a team environment>Clay HayesStrengths: Morale; practical foraging and survival skillsWeaknesses: Doesn't branch out beyond practical, immediate advantage>Tom LanghorneStrengths: Overland travel and navigation; herbologyWeaknesses: Believes he is a trained warrior>AndyStrengths: Plucky "never-say-die" energy; can be eaten as emergency rations if necessaryWeaknesses: Minnesotan>Jon TownsendStrengths: Broad knowledge of primitive living and food preservation; "Old man" energyWeaknesses: Has formerly been reliant upon vast commercial enterprise and the prestige it brings> Bernadette BannerStrengths: Textiles and primitive fashion; second-best lesbian after AndyWeaknesses: More early modern than primitive>Chris from ClickspringStrengths: God-tier machinist: literally built a lathe from scratchWeaknesses: Will eventually have to reveal his face to the others
I nominate pic related, though you'd probably have to take them as a pair.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UJfaZswThVI
>>2883795>no Chad Zuberits in the namehonorable mention to Les Stroud, but choosing him would be outright cheating
>>2883795>Flintlock OperatorStrengths: Will fight with passion and make your squad look cool, true AmericanWeaknesses: Will die and make your squad give up before the fight even started>Donny DustStrengths: Cool dad energy and will give you unlimited toolsWeaknesses: Will slow you down due to carrying too many fucking rocks, also heart issues>DingusStnkFingurStrengths: Food and chill bro energy, morale boostWeaknesses: Attracts cops and bad females into the herd, bad morale boost>The Woodland EscapeStrengths: Townsends granddaddy wisdomWeaknesses: Time and gravity>Will Lord Prehistoric SurvivalStrengths: When all else fails, go back to basics, also BritishWeaknesses: Takes a long time to do anything but will be worth it the long run, also British>Clifton HicksStrengths: BanjoWeaknesses: Lack of musical variety>Kyle PidduckStrengths: Dog person, can walk for an eternity, natural axe man, can live on very little, prison experience, recently won a boxing match, also BritishWeaknesses: Bum with some sort of mental issue(s), also British
>>2883795No mention of Woodsbound Outdoors!?
>>2883795Cody
