>The US has recovered four distinct species of extraterrestrial life from crashed UFOs, a former CIA-funded government researcher sensationally claimed this week.>Dr. Hal Puthoff, former Advanced Aerospace Weapon System Applications Program advisor and CIA-funded researcher, made the claim alongside “Age of Disclosure” director Dan Farrah on Steve Bartlett’s “The Diary of a CEO” podcast on Thursday.>“People who have been involved in recoveries have said there are at least four types. Four separate types,” the 89-year-old said. “Now I have not had direct access to that but I believe the people who I talked to — four separate types of life.”https://nypost.com/2026/05/16/us-news/four-species-of-aliens-have-been-pulled-from-crashed-ufos-ex-government-researcher-claims/
>>535519099Can the aliens give me a loan?
>>535519099I can defeat all four in mortal combat.
>>535519099Homo EpsteinHomo WeinsteinHomo ChomoHomo Trump
>>535519099How many fucking times are you faggots going to make this thread?Fuck moHAMmad.
>>535519099Do the Nordics practice circumcision? The answer to this question will determine my allegiance to which alien species I support.
>>535519285This. Can ayyyss help just one of us pathetic subspecies (humans) out? Like toss me a flake or two of their rare metamaterial off their ship or suite, so I can sell it for $5,000,000 and buy a car plus down on a starter home? Would really like to reproduce so I dont die alone :(
>>535520141If I was an alien I would help you but only if you can answer this question right.What car are you going to buy?
>>535519099Yet can produce zero proof behind the most obvious psyop.
>>535519099Can I crack the Nordic?
>>535519099So four different ayyy lmaos in four different space craft all crashed on our planet, in america only and only we know about it and talk to them? Huh?
>>535520330Right now? Best value would be a used Hyundai. Anything with low mileage, preferable one made in the last 4 years.
>>535519099It would have been leaked by an intelligence agency in some country by now if this were true.
>>535519285they passed the great filter (usury) so no
>>535520496Post your wallet I’ll send you a few bitcoins. I liked your response and you deserve a bit of help
>>535519099the people revealed it to him in his sleep
>people involved in recoveries have said Oh okay, some glowie said a thing, so it must be true.
>>535519911Do any of them have the tech to grow me a new foreskin? That's the species I'll accept as my new overlord.
>>535519099Its also worth mentioning the chinese have been sending spy balloons over the US for 50 years and americans thought they were aliens
>>535520496Lmao fucking retard buy a Honda
>>535519099Why can't ayyys stop crashing?
>>535520496I have a hyundi veloster hot hatch.It's a fun easy to fix car.I'm not wining any races or anything but light to light it's a fun little car.
>>535520496>hyundai10 year old toyota, moran
>>535520897You literally posted confirmed legitimate video footage of proof of why ayylmaos keep crashing on our gay earth bro
>>535520886Honda and toyota have drastically declined in quality since the year 2000 and rely on 90s name recognition from tards like you.They suck worse then nissan now.
>>535519099>The US has recovered four distinct species of extraterrestrial life from crashed UFOsWhy won't trump arrest the illegal aliens?
>>535520897
>>535521143GrAyyys confirmed for trannychasing faggots
>>535519099Nordics are Nazis that escaped Germany in 1945.Iron Sky was a soft disclosure
>>535521061More to the point that the reputation that Toyota got made people buy more thinking they'd last forever and don't maintain them like people who bought them back in the 90s and 00s, so it drags down the brand name, like BMW or Mercedes, they will last you forever, if you follow the manuals maintenance schedule.
Grays are beaner-sized KEK
>>535521344I miss /sudpol/
where the PoC space people at
>>535519099If this really happened, then the bodies would almost certainly be drones/clones/bio-engineered dummies, to give the U.S. knowledge of these extraterrestrial races (themselves) in a covert way, as a part of acclimating us for contact.They’re almost certainly too technologically advanced to crash so easily. So I believe the crashes were staged by such extraterrestrial races.
>>535522755-probably also observing and studying our reaction to it, too, by the way.
>>535519285And what exactly are you going to do with a loan of 500 galactic Krutons? You can’t exchange those here and if you don’t pay it back with interest you’re getting probed.
>>535521344The Nordics are a genuine advanced extraterrestrial species, tending towards being tall, beautiful, blue-eyed and blond-haired, and the progenitors of the ancient Aryan race on Earth, through genetic manipulation probably; put on Earth as a deliberate experiment to uplift the other races.A more militaristic faction of the Nordics variously contacted and/or even telepathically communed with and inspired various of the Nazis, some occultists/mystics/scholars who influenced their ideology, and the rise of the Third Reich.
>>535519099>Hal PuthoffLmfao
>>535521061Retard>>535520922>I have a hyundi veloster hot hatch.The shoe fits
>>535519099they genuinely believe they can distract people with this load of infantile bullshit, they really think we are all bunch of retards, jesus fucking christ man
>>535519883>How many fucking timesUntil the aliens get what they want
>>535519099>CIA
>>535519911They don't have foreskin, that's why the jews adopted the practice of circumcision. It was to model themselves after the Aryan Angelic race.>>535520389You're not genetically compatible. Need to be a Swede basically.>>535522988More or less accurate. You a nordbro?
>>535523181Post your car then hot shot.
>>535523590Is it true they are descended from Humans and along with the other three races are descendants of seedworld life?
>>535523953The sub-species of humanity on Earth are more or less represented in the cosmos. The real psyop here is the "greys are us from the future". They're not use, we're not them. They're an android form of sentience, not really living. Nothing like us.Nordics on Earth are Nordics in space and this is going to cause a lot of people to get their jimmies rustled. What's going to make it worse is that Ancestry/23andme results are going to prove who is and who is not one of "them".I'm a northern WI Swede, I figured all this out a couple years ago, but it's still genuinely satisfying to see it all finally play out.
>>535520542Kek
>>535524137Danish here, born of White hair and crystal blue eyes.
>>535519099https://youtu.be/FrZRIW87eWI
>>535523590I'm 9% Swedish. Is that enough?
>>535520496>Hyundai
>>535519099Who could be behind this?
>>535520361This. I would say what a waste of a thread but this site has been fucked for a long time.
>>535524137I think Greys are basically what used to be Humanity but altered so much on the biochemical level (Perhaps having hydrocarbonised flesh) they can't reproduce with us, or even at all depending on variant. Like something which bridges artificial material with biological material.
>>535520897Just because they have better tech who says they can't make mistakes
>>535519285Of what? Spacecash?
>>535522988
>>535519099Why are so many aliens crashing?
Whites being the superior race who was spacefaring and built the pyramids and tried to help uplift others would be epic.
>>535519099Hans...Get the heavy plasma...
>>535524274Hey nordbro, I'm more a dirty blonde but still got those A10s. If I'm right, probably see you on the ships.>>535524343No idea honestly, I think our DNA and Soul are tied together in an important way. All blue eyes descend from a single mother. I am 50% Swede 50% Pomeranian, blue eyes on both sides. But since we're US, most of us don't really understand how we got over here. That's part of this story that's about to play out.>>535524728They're not us, in any way shape or form. But they do need us.>>535525258Did the "out of Africa" theory ever make any sense? Be honest with yourself.
>>535525381>50% Pomeranian You're half dog??
>>535519099Sex with lizzer or mantis.
>>535525381They are like us in form... I think Humans might be a basic template for them but are artificially engineered biobots designed by a completely alien race as a relatable medium. I think whoever created the Greys uplifted a species of Reptile and then spread Humanity about different systems. I think whoever this hidden alien race is shares much of my own philosophy.
>>535525534No, Germans from what is now coastal Poland.
>>535525338On it.
>>535520649Thanks anon! But non-alien charity makes me feel bad. Were on the same space ship atm. >>535520886>>535520985>>535524348I disagree.>>535520922Absolutely!
>>535524237How does vaccines tie into the alien agenda? In the series "V" from 2009 the reptilian aliens put tracing agents into the flu shot.
Fire Temple Chariot>>535512910
>>535526210Anyone?
>>535520835Hi. I checked in with the galactic oversight committee and the answer is no.
>>535523590>More or less accurate. You a nordbro?Thank you. I’m a Balkan White European with brown hair and brown eyes, not at all swarthy/Mediterranean-type but fair-skinned, take that as you will.
>>535519099Damn that's crazy, what do these aliens think of the Epstein files?
>>535519099do you think the little one can dunk?
>>535523393>highly evolved aryan ayy>chooses to have sex with prehistoric brazillian monkeyThis is where I start doubting the story
>>535519099and why dont the green and grey niggas wear clothes?
>>535519099>inectoidsJust bugs>reptiliansJust birds>graysJust gooks>nordicsJust the last human canadians fleeing to Venezuela in a regular planeWho gives a shit
>trump administration is "releasing" startrek enterprise plot points to cover up the epstein files and cost of living failures this is just getting pathetic at this point
>>535519099Leaked images!!
>>535519099where's kraang
>>535522988>aryanNigger, that's an extinct turkic shitskin people. The only reason that fucking muh aryan theory was formed was to rob the European peoples of their status as autochthonous to the continent, and pushed further by Hitler to garner support from shitskin in the British Empire, and foment rebellion within those regions. Later hitlerian cult-cucks have picked it up and bastardized it even further in the most retarded fashion.>other racesIf we are an alien species, then these shitskin are not "other races", but simply not human. While that is wrong, the conclusion remains correct; shitskin are not human.Go back to >>>/x/
>>535519099SEVEN FOOT NINE WHITE SPACE NIGGAS? Come on...I mean, if that's real, then can I have a Nordic gf?
>>535519285FPBP
>>535519099They're not aliens.
>>535519285>>535520141Unironically exactly how "Disclosure" will go down.
What are the aliens views on Cashnado?
>>535519099Well, I really fucking hope that's not true. Like, never before have I wanted anything to be more wrong. >Why's that, wise and learned anon? Because when I was first on the Internet in the late 90s and early 00s, all the schizophrenics were saying the same thing. But they also detailed the hierarchy of these alien species and how humans are basically either food or slaves, depending on which alien you're dealing with. So let's just hope it's a government physop, yeah?
>>535528350Maybe I should’ve put “Aryan” in scare-quotes, since modern anthropological and historical conceptions have muddled it up; I’m using it basically in the sense Nordicists had, whatever name you want to give them.I believe that, in the post-WW2 order, there was systematic propaganda through academic and politics to discredit, debunk, and muddy the waters around this theory, but that some of the Nordicists were still on the right track; it simply became politically incorrect because of what the Nazis did with the “Aryan master race” theory.From the land of Eire (Ireland) to Airyanəm Vaēǰō – "Aryans' Expanse" (in the Avesta, Zoroastrian sacred scriptures) to Āryāvarta, “Land of the Aryans” in Hindu scriptures like the Sutras and Dharmashastras, besides “Arya” itself as a designation for an elite, noble people … I think there was something very interesting going on historically, more than the mainstream lore of history and anthropology tells us.
>>535519099Nordic here. Most of is see all of you as an irredeemable failed experiment. Although there are three distinct factions, the first wants to just leave you alone and have no further involvement and leave you to inevitable self destruction, this is the current majority. The second largest faction wants to genocide the planet and start a new experiment. The smallest faction, currently oppressed; want to save you (white people) but even they are divided on how, about half want to take you on ships to Titan (our secondary home for non-elites) and half want to colonize you, engineer disease to kill off all non-whites and practice eugenics to bring you closer to our level before giving you control of the planet back. A very small portion of that third group are basically obsessed with you sexually and don’t care if you go to Titan or stay on Earth, as long as they can have sex with you. I’m here as an “observer”. There are 11 of us. Only 1 is famous.
>>535531475I am part of the third group that wants to help you on this planet, the first group and second group despite their differences basically agree on oppressing my group and characterize us all as the small % of “coomers”.
>>535519099>Gays, nordcucks and Republicans
>>535531475>A very small portion of that third group are basically obsessed with you sexually and don’t care if you go to Titan or stay on Earth, as long as they can have sex with youSo what you're saying is, there is a chance I could get a nordic girlfriend?Wait, why would any of you want to have sex with us dysgenic Earthling freaks? What is wrong with you people? But please do gib gf
>>535531715It’s a fetish, basically. A sexual deviance. I hate them because all of us (3rd group) get lumped in as them by the majority. The chances are slim, as we are talking about a low % of the smallest group and the ones with the least power.
>>535519099What about the cat girls?
>>535532036>tfwywn met a nordic fem-goonerOh wellHere is a more serious question. Why do us Euros resemble your kind to an extent? Is it just convergent or is there a connection?
>>535532108>hairless cat girlsHhnnnnngggg!
>>535519099Great but Dr. Hal P. is a fantastic scientist and his work on remote viewing has been documented by multitude of professionals, but he is still quoting other people's sayings. And this article is nothing but a clickbait rumour.What makes people think that clandestine ET operation what has been happening since the beginning of the mankind is something what people should get disclosed of? That would mean your dna is engineered and there's a lot of stuff what is not known but basically humans are lab rats living on this planet, stuck between commercialism and lunatic brainwashing of religions.
>>535519099Paid by space x buy out IPO
>>535532108I think that most of the time when people get abducted their minds get implanted or even when they witness something from near by, you cannot trust their testimonies.What they see is probably a lie, because "they" don't want you to know.It's easy to cause more confusion.Add in the government lies on top of this.There's probably only one kind of ETs and they are the bobble heads.
>>535519099>us govt requests more funding for Iran waroh wow man thats so crazy.
>>535532278Our predecessors that we evolved from seeded your planet through panspermia between 1 billion and 2 billion earth years ago. Shortly after they got enslaved and eventually mostly killed by a different alien race but some of us escaped and over those 2 billion years evolved into what we are today. We started visiting the planet about 200,000 years ago.We did build the pyramids. Your bible calls us “nephilim” and we bred with hominids after altering dna of the “founders” to make it work, as a long running experiment. Your “whites” descend from us. The history and stories of this early breeding program is the root of the sexual fetish we discussed.
>>535524981Better tech would mean better ways to get high/drunk. No reason it shouldn't.
>>535532943Yeah something like this.Earth was perhaps seeded as a some sort of gay facility.Or someone else hijacked humanity after its original creators left. It is impossible to say more.
>>535532943>we bred with hominidsSurly they were advanced hominids and not actual monkey-men, right?
>>535532943Myths what you are told are hogwash or "rituals" (according to scientists, ancient people were all obsessed about "rituals" and "burials") are actually incomplete oral history.If you think about this way, there is something available to you.
>>535519099>former cia funded>formerX
Mantids take 90% of all welfareWhat greytimmy goin doMy wife sucked a reptilians dickNordics are pedofils
>>535520897They abduct niggers who then try to steal the alium altima
eat mantiswife graywage epic genocidal war against reptilianfuckslave nordid
>>535519285Can they borrow me one do those ships so I can just fuck off?
>>535519099what about the catgirls?
>>535533253We bred with what is referred to as Homo heidelbergensis and this created the Homo Sapiens. Blacks are erectus, asians are denisovans and neanderthals are “jews”. Pure homo sapiens are a hybrid of heidelbergensis and us, with white skin. Those hybrids did interbreed so your current gene pool is muddled, though are testing has proven those of 98% + purity exist in large enough numbers to save (according to my group).
>>535519099Pics or it didn't happen
>>535533561*our testing
>>535520649156fGMGgHfiuX1JUf14gda7WMPbFvcYxMt
>>535531475As a human i vote for first option. Leave us, we will eradicate ourselves. You can make a live show tv out of it or something if you feel like it
digits and everyone on /pol/ becomes a catgirl alien
>>535519099Where is the anthro girls, you fuckers.Insects and gray midgets? Really?
>>535533887I don't want to troon out.I want my cute shortstack anthro waifu
>>535520433>in america onlyWho said in America only?
>>535533561>heidelbergensisCould be worseThat is an interesting theory, actually. I like this LARP
>>535533938Pleiadeans are the hotties but they are not here. Only gray bio-bots.You see, they are here to govern humanity, their real masters are far away. It's easier to produce bio bot with no physical needs (eg. ethics go out of the window) and some form of embedded AI mind or networking. Humans would think about building robots but they all break down.Bio bots only need dna and they can grow more individuals when needed.
>>535520886>>535520496/O/ is that way -------->
>>535519911Nordics are Jews. They wear the Star of David. Carl Higdon abduction report.
>>535534060In my opinion, grays are genetically engineered bots with some insane abilities.It's wild, can't say otherwise.Would be cool if Trump would actually be able to reveal something more about this matter.
>>535520897Drunk driving is the universal common language.
>>535519099Hmmm
>>535532108On top of that, people from the supposed gathering of religious leaders are claiming they saw a different species that was translucent. I would love for ayys to be real and get disclosed, but any of these claims of>bro trust me, I heard from a guy about this specific speciesAre bullshit. People are seeing an opportunity to grift and won't let it slip by.
>>535519818I can defeat all four in street fighter 2
>>535532108I really hope it.
>>535519099so are Swedes the Nordics offspring left behind or some experiment or what
>>535519099What If instead of four retarded star-trek aliens having a war on our planet that leaves evidence only the Jews can find…Jews are lying to cover up that they are shape shifting demons?
>>535519099 In fact we already know the names of the alien species!Ashkenazim, Sephardim, Mizrahim, Rabbonim. These are the four hostile alien species, of which the Ashkenazim are the most numerous and dangerous. Getting rid of ashkenazim infestations is almost impossible, but hunting them with steel, lead or fire has proven a highly effective pest management method.
>>535534633If they could shapeshift, why would they shapeshift into hook-nosed witches?
>>535534731In earth we had:-Jewoid-Niggerium-Muslomit-Poojeeeer And for the last - gypsinite
>>535534731Addendum: rumours that Ashkenazim are most effectively managed with poison gas are urban legends and not rooted in scientific evidence or professional experience.
>>535519099Oh boy, another "expert with no first hand knowledge or experience says someone told them something"just release the full epstein files already
>>535532108Fuck this planet. I want to go on space adventures with catgirls and lizards.
>>535534783>they can’t be shapeshifters because they are uglyImagine actually falling for this.
>>535534937BASED as fuck.
>>535519285All I want to know about is that ayyymussy
Sick larp thread.
>>535519099Did the Nordics create Whites by mixing with Neanderthals long time ago?
>>535534016England has crop circles? Please post official reports from other countries.
>>535532108
>>535536030Some anon a few threads ago made a pretty good argument the space Nordics was a Hitler winning timeline while the other three race was from the earth past (Scalies -Dinos) future (gray-sexless figures)and possible dystopian timeline (insects -Evolved from a nuclear holocaust)
>>535534150It’s not that simple. The hexagram (technical name for the “Star of David”) is actually an ancient symbol that’s been found in other religions, texts, and art, including in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism, such as in their mandalas (mandalas being a thing more of the former two, so far as I know).In basic esoteric symbology, it can mean the union of active/masculine/transcendent principle (upward-pointing triangle) with the passive/feminine/immanent principle (downward-pointing triangle); put another way, the infusion of matter by spirit. Also showing up in the history of Western esotericism and alchemical texts, for instance.The Nordics hence aren’t “Jews”, but some of them also could’ve been some of the reported human-appearing angels of the Bible.
>>535534150The 2nd groups “political party” logo a shape similar to your “star” symbol but not the Star of David. We are not jews. Neanderthals know about us “observers” and are trying to capture us presumably to steal our DNA and integrate it to their own to enhance their evolution. None of my people support that and most of us want them all dead from 2nd and 3rd groups but it is difficult as they have some protection from inter-dimensional beings that are enemies to us. We don’t actually know how they were able to contact these entities and we have only ever encountered something similar once in billions of years. We don’t even understand much about those beings they are in contact with and they appear to be more advanced than us.
>>535519099>former CIA-funded government researcherKeyword "former" ie zero horse in the race. Not connected."CIA-funded"- so not even a past CIA employee, but just someone who worked for a company or govt branch that contracted with them. Nowhere near being a real insider."government researcher"- with what branch?>“Now I have not had direct access to that but I believe the people who I talked to — four separate types of life.”"Trust me, bro, Im 89 years old. Ive received emails from 4 people who have confirmed alien life, along with a Nigerian prince that's going to help me fund my alien research after I buy him some giftcards."
>>535519099White people are actually ayylmaothank you for your attention on this matter
>>535536854The star actually looks more like this.
>>535519285Of course, ayys are Jewish after all.
>>535519818>>535534294I bet you're both jugglefags.
>>535538027Oh, cool, thank you, I was going to look into the Carl Higdon case more but didn’t get to it yet.It looks like the Gurdjieff/Fourth Way Enneagram allegedly from some ancient advanced esoteric teachings.
>>535528041>This is where I start doubtingIt's hard to understand what the aliens want.
>>535536854>The Nordics hence aren’t “Jews”, but some of them also could’ve been some of the reported human-appearing angels of the Bible.Are they gay though? That's how we'll know if they're jewishThey look gay
>>535538253see >>535537691>White people are actually ayylmaoTelling your offspring to reproduce in the most biological time allows telepathic pathways for the mother, father, child and ayylmao to growone reason why jews rape children before prime breeding age is to stop the telepathic pathways from growing>inb4 pedoit talks about two teenagers breeding, not adult on teenget fucked jews
>>535534731>the four hostile alien speciesWhat do they drive?
>>535519099>well-poisoning photoThe reptillian and grey types supposedly found in crashes are much closer in size. See the SOM manual, these are the Type I and Type II EBEs.
>>535519099But how do they look on the inside?
>>535538480Imagine if they did this to you.
>>535536756Pretty sure England is where they first happened in the contemporary lore. 1970s or 1980s. They got two retards to say they did it all with boards on their feet.
>>535524137The Tall Greys aren't robots, they're biologics. The short ones seemed to be drones.
>>535519099>The US has recovered four distinct species of extraterrestrial life from crashed UFOs
>>535519099>thri-kreen or maybe behdar sahdett jedi knight>grey>trandoshan, maybe iksar, maybe dragonborn, maybe argonian>lead singer of type o negative, but blondethat's a cool band
>>535528318we wuz krangz
>>535523393Reminder that there is genetic evidence from that case. Researchers found DNA in a hair (pubic, iirc) that is human but had all sorts of extra sequences that don't match any existing bloodlines. It's both some of the best proof that something fucky is going on and maybe the most valuable DNA samples of any kind, ever collected.
>>535539481>four distinct speciesConsider the Ramey memo.
>>535519099I was told there would be cat girls.
>>535538368Not from what I know, pretty sure they’re standardly heterosexual, maybe with a minority homosexual as a genetic/psychological fluke; similar to humans, and even various mammals and animals among whom homosexual behavior is sometimes observed in nature.
>>535539364they did, why do you think I know Whites (blonde and blue eye) are actually ayylmao
>>535538051>jugglefags.What?
>>535536820Interesting theory, if there are different timelines/universes maybe there are a group of Whites that won against the jews in their universe and they help out Whites in other universes but doesn't seem like were getting to much help least not right now.
>>535541190We need to find them and made them to talk.This is our only hope
Based. I’m glad /pol/ chuds are finally realizing the alien question is legit
>>535541819What the fuck are you talking about retard? /pol has known for years you are a newfag.
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