>UK agrees £3.7bn trade deal with six Gulf stateshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g85dryv24o>Teenage girl, 15, is 'bundled off leafy Cheshire street into van by random knifeman and held for seven hours': Man, 56, is arrestedhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15835391/Teenage-girl-15-bundled-van-random-knifeman-held-seven-hours-Man-56-arrested.html>Brighton beach tragedy: Locals' theory emerges after three sisters die in the seahttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2207950/brighton-beach-tragedy-key-theory-emerges-after-three-sisters-die-sea>Heckler tells Reeves: ‘You’re ruining the country’https://archive.ph/YSmog>Burnham to back Shabana Mahmood’s immigration changes, allies sayhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/20/burnham-to-back-shabana-mahmoods-immigration-changes-allies-say>Average Briton now struggles to identify deepfakes, study findshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/average-briton-struggles-identify-deepfakes-b2979372.html>PM ‘reaffirms’ Ukraine backing in call with Zelensky amid sanctions criticismhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-volodymyr-zelensky-government-ukraine-chris-bryant-b1283089.html>Youtube and TikTok failing to protect children - Ofcomhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-21/youtube-and-tiktok-failing-to-protect-children-ofcom>Labour’s gender critical women tell Burnham to clarify his views on trans rightshttps://archive.ph/ZE1dN>Ed Miliband advising Andy Burnham on how to calm bond market fearshttps://archive.ph/q0dDk>Death of Henry Nowak raises questions over police responsehttps://thecatholicherald.com/article/death-of-henry-nowak-raises-questions-over-police-response
howlin at half height hostel hobbit tbqhwy
British government insider here, a dudeweed is imminent
bogdan getting uppity againmust've ran out of jobbies to scran
>>535541378Got a LOISENCE for that tweet sir?>>535541483Black people like weed it's dey culture, so banning it is raycis.
>>535541466He's an unpaid doorman now got his little spaz job in the mong house
>>535541466ITT we will post our height5ft-9
>>5355416095ft10 get wrecked loser
looking for illuminati annunaki gf
>>535541596>unpaiddunno mate I'm getting free social housing with a lifetime tenancy and extra bennies out of it and a bunch of grants and social care goodies kek
>>535541609170cm
>>535541730we brexited you fucking nigger
>>5355416095'7
>>535541609>>535541673>>535541730Manlets.
>>535541596nutjob thinks he's in charge of the crazy house its like watching a downsie clean the kitchen and think he's head chef or something. Half height hobbo halucination hours
>>535541466Lmao
Bogdan doesn't exist btw, it's just joshes imaginary lolcow, he just takes things that have been said to him and then he says them to "Bogdan".It's just another spastic nonce cope.If you have any brains you already knew this
>>535541730https://vocaroo.com/1kVpyaTWjpyW
>>535541609I'm 5'6 but if you mutter shit at me under your breath as you walk past I will still threaten to fucking bottle you m8that's rightwalk awayprick
>>535541835Yup - it's okay though my wife is shorter than me.
Gonna get a Lebara contract
Hobbo Hotel lmaoGene pools closed
So why are the airport pakis on their third jury?
>>535541942it looks like 5'6 is the angry manlet cut off
>>535541990it well isbelow this point you start getting the napoleons of life
what did he mean by "spiv"
>>5355416096ft2
>>535541574>when the reckoning comes
>>535541978Creasing.
Don’t blame me I vote for nigger starmer
6’3
>>535541978
she got an onlyfans yeah she got an onlyfansand she dont just want to hold handsshe want a picnic like it's planned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQxgcwcy0TU
Yank sheriffs are funnyhttps://xcancel.com/Slatzism/status/2057172473800511619
Theres a lot of 5ft+ no sex havers ITT
>>535542203>want want wantShe’ll get it up the stinkhole
Threads made by jeets or suspected diaspoora should be ignored
>>535541978>Hobbo Hotel KEK what an absolute failure he is. no wonder he has to convince us otherwise
This is fucking hilarious like something out little britainhttps://xcancel.com/Glinner/status/2057498916745273537
>>535541942based
>>535542318she a narsty typenever told a liecross in her bionever told a lio
>>535542263
>>535542284it especially sucks if you're pretty because you can see the disappointment on approaching girls faces when you get up close and you're basically waist heightthey're like "oh, you looked taller back there"I know, I'm sorry
Little dogs bark the loudest
kek jewish men say a prayer to god "thank you for not making me a woman"utter misogyny, utter utter misogyny
>Go to work>Taxed 75% to pay for niggers>Commuting back after a long days work>For a split second you become aware of something falling towards you and the brief pain if your neck being snapped>Your life flashes before your eyes>What happened?>Nigger killed you with a sofa mate. Better luck in the next one.>Pan to nigger who makes some ape noises then runs off>DIVERSITY BUILT BRITAIN>Credits roll
bogdan can't even hold eye contact with other men, gets too intimidated
>>535542263>Yank
>>535542337From 2015, Neg Dupree: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNljRBy23ksI remember the name from Balls of Steel about 20 years ago
>>535541378>Send aid and doctors to African shit holes>They set you on fire for trying to keep them safeShould every developed country just pull out of Africa and leave them to their own demise?
>>535542337kek I remember this
>>535541981Because pakis won't find their own guilty. Duh.This is actually very embarrassing for the state - red pilling many.
>>535542633Yeah realised it after posting. BoS was funny af, that devil handing out umbrellas with cock wrote on them etc and the should i stay or should i go crippled fit bird
>>535541978kek
>>535542633NEG'S URBAN SPORTShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUp4p-It7j8holy shit he's still doing it
>>535542588I was looking for the other kids sentencing yesterday, suspected he'd get something similar to his friend but got much off much lighter
>>535542679my favourite was when the paki stabbed the kikesit must have created a massive cognitive dissonance in the government when one of their protected species attacks the other >import kike haters>kike haters stab kike kek, didn't give a fuck when the stab white girls though of course. Deport muzzies and kikes including hostel hobbit kikes
The great replacement makes the great reset inevitable
I drive a dickhead car and act like a dickhead.
>>535542751>>535542792For me it was Toju the Militant Black Guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJgqx8Zww8
>>535542679Case by design, to support the removal of jury trials. Nothing in the MSM about the rentboy scandal however.
which poster ITT is the mythical "bogdan" we may never know
https://xcancel.com/DanielJHannan/status/2057359451435286555#m>I sense that this is out of temper with the times but, for once, I am on Rachel Reeves’s side. Civility matters in politics and, if we stop policing the boundaries, things slide very quickly. I’m afraid I don’t see it as remotely brave to shout at a woman while you drive away.>So many of the responses here assume that I am pro-Labour or defending the Chancellor’s record. I’m guessing a lot of them are automated. Surely flesh-and-blood people can grasp the concept of disagreeing politely. I hate Tories so much
>>535542851Yup - not to mention the response to two of God's chosen running away from an obese nog. I.e. immediate state response to condemn, more funding for God's chosen special security.Whereas Southport = LE FAR RIGHT, MUSLIMS MOST IMPACTED.It's obvious to all now, apart from the most brainwashed shitlibs (who do actually know deep down, but are just cowards). Normie panic about this is going exponential.
>>535541378>european parliament>literally no-one thereJust like our parliamentAnd people try to say their parliament is more democratic than ours>Average Briton now struggles to identify deepfakes, study findsThis has been true since 1-2 years after AIThey're still time limited clips with context clues but if someone had a reason to try to make it look believable, today, everyone would say a video of Keir shooting up a mosque is real
>>535542895Brin's law of inevitability
>>535537570Your credibility of being from Blackpool are debatable considering the flag for one, your lack of integrity regarding waltzer torque potential that can give you ankle lovebites is another. Also the huge blackmarket drug trade you appear to have missed and the massive sex industry of mainly boomer “private” clubs, would lead me to believe you’re not an actual Blackpool resident.
>>535542910>it's a racoon>[siren sound effect]oh my god I forgot thisthe 2000s were okayeconomy was a bit shit but at least we were still allowed to laugh
>>535543008Country is falling apart and Tories expect people to be like>Excuse me m'aam may I take a moment of your time to discuss my political opinion with you?
I CANT STAND THE FUCKING SCOTTISH
kek someone's smashing fuck out of their room
>>535543115Worst part is if that was tried in 2026 it would be cancelled for racism. When the entire point of the sketch is overreaction to non-racism.
>>535543087A Seasider
>>535543227Kilmarnock sorting office car park1am it’s floodlitTravelodge nearby for you to recover
>>535542588not as bad as the wagie that did die over ketchup
>>535543271It’s a wing riot, get on the roof and fling tiles at darkies
>>535543414Come over the border and talk shit McFaggot.
>>535543480think its the greasy bin-rummaging mosher I btfo the other day. he's been having a melty since because he's on his last warning before he's on the streets
>>535542588so it did hit someone?
>>535543516Are you brown or a jew?
>>535543613Kek
6'7
>>535543478Missed that one.
>>535543699US news
>>535543554Why don’t you have a proper clean break n fk off to somewhere else with housing available?
Any Chainlink baggies in here?
>>535543755Looks like it's a common murder motive over there.
>>535543999This is what (((they))) want the world to be.
>>535543138Because they know that eventually the public will come for them
Thoughts?
>>535543760am in liverpool atm but going back to runcorn soonmy relief duty ends in 17 days and they've already put me on band a for 1 bed flat or bungalow (no stairs)when the 17 days end you get switched to rehousing duty or whatever its called and with me being on band a that means I get boosted to the top of the list so I get whatever 1 bed flat / bungalow pops up or is already available. obv depending on whoever else is on band a and there's a few lads here on it too desu so I doubt I'll get rehoused immediatelypoint is, am already set to be rehoused in runny, can't really change it now tbqhwylbut besides thatam a runcornian laaaaaaaaits me home
>>535543688
>>535544198where about in pool?
>>535544269can't say lahouse rules
>>535543024
>>535544151Lets hope the international doctors without borders types contract it and die
How do you avoid going insane?
When is this makerfield election and why should I care
>>535544198What's happened mate? Not been in the loop for so long. Thought you lived down the riverside in Runcorn?
>>535544352fair enoughwhat's going on with you exactly? I haven't been around here in a minute
>>535544409https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjxtjE7soAA
>>535544409Drink electrolytes before bed.
>>535544436>>535544454mind reader shit that
>>535544194Rare petition they'll actually listen to.
>>535544466will a cup of tea do
>>535544194Fucking lmao
>>535544194Mad that Brexit was so long ago and it's permanently buck broken some people.
>>535544649Democracy didn't end in 2016. If we want to be properly democratic then we should regularly have referendums like they have in Switzerland. Then we could regularly ask the public whether they want to stay out of, or rejoin, the EU.
>>535544194>britlibs when the votemap is just the white areas
>>535544436>>535544454landlord tried to defraud his mortgage company with a 120k fake treasury note from some blag online treasury that was selling them for 500 a pop. absolute muppet kek. he lost the property so I got booted. put in hotel for a bit (four star as well, was comfy), then got put into hostel thats also quite comfy. been here three weeks now. love it, gonna be gutted when I have to go. so many nutcases here n already have a few stories to tell. haven't laughed this much since ever really. didn't really socialise for the first week or two but this last week I've been out loads and am in with de lids now. not really had any issues aside from one greasy mosher who coincidentally I know from about 10 years ago because he was mates with my ex. but I absolutely buzzed him off and he's known as a shut in freak bevviehead who rummages through bins for scran anywayso yeah you could say a fair bit's happened ladsI've got a sick housing officer though and he's been pulling mad strings for me. just got on band a and I'm down as required housing being 1 bed flat or bungalow and we've just had loads of new build 1 beds built in runny so there's a chance I might get in a new property which'll be social housing too n a lifetime tenancy, but anything will do reallyfresh start de lidsproper come out my shell here ngl
>I've been stabbed>You haven't mate>Okay well, maybe you've been stabbed a bit but you just fall on the knife okay?
>>5355416093'6
>>535544715>Then we could regularly ask the public whether they want to stay out of, or rejoin, the EU.Yeah, let's just spend millions, re-negotiate treaties, and re-draft all our laws every parliament. Sounds fun.
>>535544802Wish I could say more but happy for you. You're luckier than some is all I'll say.
>>535543293Inlander here now, the view is everything but sea. Torn. Are you Chatgbt? Sea is endless, with land it’s okay beautiful.
Samefag fantasy hour kek
>>535544649It's a strange phenomenon that doesn't seem to be leaving the political discourse. Even if something is totally unrelated to the EU, the dribbling spastics still blame brexit. I do think it was a mistake leaving and would vote to re-join however. Given global tensions and the future trade wars, we've made it difficult for ourselves in many ways but also opened up opportunities in others.
>>535544361The cameraman should have told her it's the wrong way around
iconic josh posts itt nglcongrats jt
>>535544715Direct democracy. A vote on every single seat, law, and treaty every year.
>>535541378get these fucking women out of all positions of authority. Holy fucking shit. Everywhere you look where shit like this happens its because of a government full of these fucking cunts.
>>535544198Move to wales
>>535544802Sorry to hear that lad. Chin up. We all go through shitty phases and come out better on the other side.
>>535544951Maybe its the right way up, given the situation.
>>535544808he looks like a dickhead doesn't hethey're going with the "kirpan" over "shastar" defence and attempting to conflate the information in front of the jury, if not simply outright lying about those detailsthe prosecution made the argument that Henry was stabbed with a different blade to the one around his neck, thereby making it slightly worse and slightly less defensiblethis tweet seems confused too as a resultI'm sure this is gonna go just great
>>535544808Incredible logic.>i had to stab him because he was going to grab my sword and stab me with it
>>535544802https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crm1xrrkxj8oGood idea
>>5355416096'8. Anything under 6'4 is midget tier >>535541835guaranteed you're not 6'4+
>>535544875Kernow?
>>535545015ANY>>535545002LAD>>535544955AROUN>>535544951HERE>>535544932EVER>>535544923PUMPED>>535544917A>>535544897DARKY?
>>535544883Brexiteers told me that democracy is important but I guess that was just bullshit and they're chronic liars>>535545002Switzerland has many referenda all the time, not on every issue, but on important issues
>>535544897>>535545058thanks ladsget this thoughthere's a twist as wellhad my experience at being at rock bottomhad my experience of pulling myself out of that, at least internallynow had loads of experience with allsorts of bureaucracy regarding support and housing and safeguardinghave good relationships with all the support workers and managers n thathave been basically volunteering here unofficially doing stuff like mediating between staff and residents or visitors or whateveroften get mistaken for staff when people come in*light bulb above head*years ago when I worked at that volunteer centre (paid job) I always said I wanted to be a support worker of some kindbeen talking about it to the staff here and they think I'd be boss, got the right temperament for it, already mediate and stuff like that so I help them with their jobsthis specific place has high staff turnover as well because its easy to get in, good pay, fulltime work n opens up lots of opportunitiesso there are multiple vacancies like every yearso I've literally said to my key worker once I'm settled in my new gaff I'll do some courses and then when there's an opening I'll apply herealready got references from the staff here, management knows me tooso who knows, might end up coming back in 12 months or less and be staff myself
>>535544917Prefer coast ngl
>>535545123Surely if they use the kirpan defence then it will get their holy knives banned. If they admit he used a sword, they can keep claiming no sikh has ever stabbed anyone with his kirpan, and they'll be able to keep them.
>>535545230It is. We had the vote, and you lost tranny.I'll allow you a new referendum in 50 years if the EU still exists.
>>535545039isn't that where all the nonces go ffs>>535545153sounds like a similar model to here, just a lot more high end
>>535545244Fingers crossed mate. Be good for you socialising and helping out. Proper people person
seething dead pakis
Keep the unionStay out of the EUsimple as
>>535544932The whole and main idea of leaving the EU behind was that the UK could pursue it's own ideas without having to ask all the other EU members for permission first. Somehow or other, the europhiles would rather be part of a big club that decides everything for them, I don't understand how that's any better, I mean arguably, we're doing a bang up retarded job whether inside the EU or not, I don't feel like the brexit ever happened personally, so agreed with you, leaving was pointless. We got shafted so badly on this idea, I don't think anyone gives a fuck at this point, it's used as an excuse to brow-beat anyone who likes the UK being independent, or any nationalist .
ur a good la u r methx la im a good la too u rproper good la u me ryeh la we r la uin britpol wiv me las we r
Lowes rape gang report will be released by early June.
>>535545313Gives people a bit of dignity back
>>535545375>the europhiles would rather be part of a big club that decides everything for themYeah that's the whole point - all decision making can be outsourced and MPs don't need to actually do anything other than sniff their own farts.
Maturity is realising that the people who attack josh are literal glowies
>>535545375The EU is incompetent and tyrannical.So of course our government wants to get back in there.
>>535545268I know, because people are already feeling kind of wary about it, and it's been a point of contention since the stabbing happened>hold on, why do they get to carry around knives for religion?it's led to some shitty tweets but it's a valid pointif they're blaming it on the kirpan instead of being upfront about the shastar being a *longer, different* blade, that lends credence to the people questioning the "religious freedom" that is carrying a potentially lethal bladeactually says a lot about the character of the defendant and his defence that they'll just throw the whole religion under the bus like that, isn't it?>If they admit he used a sword, they can keep claiming no sikh has ever stabbed anyone with his kirpan, and they'll be able to keep them.but he'll be admitting guilt to a greater offence, which is carrying another blade for non-religious reasonswhat a MESS
>>535545341thanks mate. yeah. kept to myself for the first two weeks but still shook hands n introduced myself when I got the chance. been spending loads of time in the common room with the lads though the last few days n am in with de lids nowyesterday was funny. there's some 20 year old bird on my corridor n she didn't know how to make scrammy eggies so she asked me and ste some ex-chef when she was sat off with us n I was like ay take us to your room n we can make them n show you. asked staff if it was ok, they said yeah. so I made the eggs while ste watched (not a euphanism) n then we trekked to asda to get her some proper kitchenware like a frying pan, jugs n a whisk n shit like that. n she takes a photo of her eggs of a morning to show me now haha>>535545441yeah, obv nobody owns these rooms here but they're private rooms, everything included. there's loads of support staff. mainly for paperwork and contacting local authorities and shit like that. but you get completely free reign and can come and go as you pleaseI've said myself I reckon all housing or at least most should be run like a hotel or more accurately like this through housing assotiations or some shit. housing should be treated like a necessity and investment of social capital instead of an asset purely for moneygrubbing. thats where the loss of dignity comes in
>>535545181LMFAO>>535544955>>535545554am just a real lad with real issues like anyone else innit
topkek
We need nuremberg trials for the past several governments all the way to Blair, Liberalist ideology needs to be fully banned
Maturity is holding your din dins down when Angela Rippon appears on the tellybox doing the splits in a velour trackie
>>535545375I just want a normal fucking country where the borders are controlled, criminals are locked up, the health system WORKS when I need it, the roads aren't like a whack-a-mole game, my neighbours go to work, everyone gets paid fairly and pays fair taxes, kids aren't brainwashed into being bummers or trannies, I can fly my own flag in my own garden without getting dirty looks from people, I can say what I like when I like (within reason) and politicians don't lie or they get shot in the head. That's all we want. It's not difficult to ask.
https://archive.is/N8Vjw>Burchell, the opposition spokesperson for culture, creative industries and information, approached the microphone and began to speak. “Madam speaka, mi git up dis afta noon fi mek mi fuss sectoral speech, pan me portfolio …”>The speaker, Juliet Holness, immediately cut her off. “Hold on, hold on, hold on! Standing orders, and I think you are fully aware,” said Holness, who is the wife of Jamaica’s prime minister.>The regulation to which Holness referred was the rule that only English – and certainly not Jamaican – is allowed in parliament. “If I have to stop you again during your presentation, you will not get any additional time,” Holness told Burchell as parliament erupted into protest, with someone chiding “broken English”.>Burchell had ignited an explosive debate across the country and beyond about the enduring legacy of British colonialism and whether robes, prayers for the British monarch and the “king’s English” are still right for Jamaica, more than 60 years after it gained independence.>Burchell continued her speech in standard English. “Madam speaker, perhaps I should abandon that attempt to use our local language because I have been reminded of the linguistic conventions of this honourable house,” she said.>“Because maybe there is no more fitting way to begin a presentation on culture than to speak briefly in the language understood by the overwhelming majority of Jamaican people – even if that language still struggles for full acceptance in some of our most formal national spaces, including this very parliament.”Prepare for Westminster 2050 where this babble will become lingua franca.
>>535545901>my neighbours go to work>I can say what I like when I like (within reason)you are the best goy
>run me mental elves home me i do >half height hobbit hostel helper
>>535545675That development cost 3M for 15 one bed gaffs, that 200k a pop including all the groundwork etc. Councils should be doing this as permanent accommodation and they would recoup the costs through the system in five years top
if bogdan was put in this hostel he would certainly just hide in his room all day and seethe online and he labelled a freak by everyone else if not getting kicked out on day one for calling people niggers like what cost him his one and only job and all future prospects
>>535545586Ooh, the BAME refusal to admit wrongdoing vs. his entire religion and culture.
>>535546050>and they would recoup the costs through the system in five years topcan you explain this bit lad?they're building loads of new homes in runny atm, loads of flats mainly afaik. they're calling them "independent living lite" where they're regular flats but always have staff in the building like security and people trained for emergencies. think they're mostly for over 55s though>>535546095be*
>>535545675>there's some 20 year old bird on my corridor n she didn't know how to make scrammy eggies I hate that part of getting older. When an adult looks up to you, even for something so simple like making silly eggs. Worked with a lad who had only just started and I was the one mentoring him for his probation period. He asked for a lift home on the late shift because it was pissing down and he didn't have a job so I took him home. All the way he was asking how I got my car in my mid 20s, how much was it, how long did I save etc. Basically gave him a lecture on saving money and budgeting. He did listen to me which was humbling.
>>535546214He didnt have a car*
>>535546214how come you hate it lad?I love it me, just see it as contributing to community. maybe thats a better way to look at it?she could actually make scrammy eggies btw it was just that they always turned out shit
>>535546187Rent, how much can you claim for a one bed monthly?
living me best life me i am running hobbo hostel hotel with all the other penniless fruitcakes n that . scrouging off working people like its a good thing, proper good lah me i am . reduced to sleeping on a piss stained rubber bed in me little room with the other nut jobs but im gonner get me a 1 bed bungalow me i am cos me social werker whos proper in love with me is a good lass and sorts everything out she does. kek
>>535546295In my mind I'm still 18 looking up to people for wisdom and not the one dishing out life advice. I do the same with my sister trying to explain things
Scrambled eggs are best made in a large skillet or pan, not a pot or fkn microwave
>>535546333oh yeah forgot about that kek sorryand it depends doesn't it, lha is different depending on area. but councils also do discretionary housing benefit. like for where I am now its almost 2k a month rent because of the services charges n shit like that which is all covered by discretionary hb. but lha rates in runny for example are about 450pcm for a 1 bed and then if more than that I'd have to cover the rest>>535546402>penniless fruitcakesyou beg for pennies on your stream you gimp kek
>>535545901Politics is local after all, everything you listed is possible since brexit, but getting the right cunt elected is a bitch and most of the time, half the rest of the entire country goes paralytic or rebels the moment things start to look like a normal fucking country. but times are changing, i'm optimistic.
>if i if i pretend he's my imaginary ebully that means i win mental elves kekare all scouse twats this thick or just him?
>>535546490I get that desu, was saying to ste yesterday I still feel like I'm about 20 kek>>535546499bit of butter (kerrygold)frying panwhack the eggs in (six)bit of salt, bit of pepper, bit of garliccouple of handfuls of cheesewhisk it all together in the frying panboshnot scrammy eggies, but its something and thats me daily brekkie
>>535546490I remember giving life advice to a boy in primary who asked me which pencil was blue and I pointed to something elseHe got the belt for making a horrendous pictureI knew he was colourblind
>>535546608>pretending to not be yourself because you're embarrassed about your pastkek
>>535546610How not to make scrambled eggs
>>535546502> discretionary housing benefitThey pay the difference, sometimes
>>535546657>not scrammy eggies, but its something and thats me daily brekkie
>>535546674yeah anno, might do that with me, depends though, already on it with being here. mad how much it costs
>Listen uh . lah, i um im on the spectrumah ok, induction cooker for you then. he can't be trusted with gas appliances
>>535546610Have it with a plate of sliced tomatoes, salted
>>535546697You replied to someone talking about how to make scrambled eggs with your abomination of not scrambled eggs
>>535541378>>Burnham to back Shabana Mahmood’s immigration changes, allies say>https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/20/burnham-to-back-shabana-mahmoods-immigration-changes-allies-sayYou mean the changes that the hard left forced her to abandon? These politicians all need wiping off earth, they're all scum. If anyone votes for Burnham they deserve all they fucking get, fucking retards
>>535542895Can you reset genetics?
>>535541609187cm (8’2 or something?)
>>535546773corrr, might do actuallygonna be dead pretentious tomorrow n mogg her scrambled eggs with me own n put a basil leaf on top>>535546763everyone thats seen it says they look tasty
>>535546935>187cm is 8ft 2 put the spliff down Douwe
>>53554676224k.a year just for you plus all the admin behind the scenes and social work costs.Multiply that by 15
Brown American pussy on my face (tomorrow)
>>535546991yeah there's people here who've been here six months+
>>535544951>Qantas never crashed
>>535547040
rParv leader of the Theits in?
gonna have fun this bank holiday, not being a pennyless hobbit and being able to drive places, see friends, go to the beach, go to fancy restaurants, stay in classy hotels. meanwhile some will be posting about making scrambled eggyweggys on their induction cookers because they're not trusted to use gas and making up stories about inviting women over to watch wank movies on a 20 inch LCD monitor sitting on the floor.
>>535546621>anon learns he's a sociopathdude
>>535542332>>535547255>KEK what an absolute failure he is.>no wonder he has to convince us otherwise
>>535547266Knowledge is power Unless your Trump
>n n no u listen lad kek he's malding because he's gonna be stuck in his rubber room, with only a lamp for company, posting on 4chan while the rest of us will be out enjoying the sunshine.
>Habbo HotelFun times
what is she thinking?
im creasing
>>535547255Mate, playing GTA is not the same as me chilling with my brown American Mrs laying in bed watching movies while stroking my son in her belly.
ngl im researching wigger starmer on 4plebs and this shit is so fucking funny
he's on the ropes
>>535546838https://www.weforum.org/people/andy-burnham/
>>535546838>If anyone votes for Burnham they deserve all they fucking get, fucking retardsif it's inconsequential and we get a GE now rather than later I'd rather have literally anybody else except Keir Starmerit cannot be a precedent going forward that you can do as badly as Keir Starmer and still be in charge of the country somefuckinghow
>>535547483> got my penthouse in the hills
>>535545268I vaguely remember stories about people wearing Christian crosses at work getting into trouble. But, these lads are allowed knives ?
>>535547606>we get a GE now rather than laterI meant now or later*as in it doesn't matter, not the point at this point imo
>>535547461>I should have joined the right
>>535547461>how can I make this about me?
has anyone ever been as done in as in that wigger starmer compilation i just posted? in the history of this general it is doubtful
>loses>samefagspredictable sad little hobbo nonce
>The lunatics have taken over the asylum night spakkers
>all his sock puppets go quiet simultaneouslythey must be changing the rubber mattress on his bed or something
just imagining him reading that compilation thinking he's not been done and he his eyes scroll down the image, sees that philosopher statue is fucking the clarsest done in ive ever seen in this website's historyhe and his little gang of faggot mates (doubt he has any though) must be absolutely white hot SEETHING
I don't know how they made me miss the revolving door of PM's we had under the tories dying days but somehow they fucking did it
love making the polish nonce squirm me
>mfw all his sock puppets went quiet>then all return simultaneously half height hobbit habitually humiliated
>>535548128man fuck all of you, I'm the only person in this thread currently trying to talk about fucking british politics in the thread about british politics
>>535547461had a flash of conscience, has since rationalised her decisions because browns
its just like when he got caught VPNfagging this morning, and laughing at white girls being raped, then someone says he's dago, and instantly dago appears to say brinnies rent free etc. >he's not very smart >>535548230>I'm the only person in this thread currently trying to talk about fucking british politics>>535541942>>535542024>>535542792you're a regular owne jones la
uh oh melty
>>535548329keyword is "currently" you disingenuous tart
His nigerian spazhome nurse puts a toddler leash on him to take him to feed the ducks kekFits perfectly kek
>>535548383>correcting a third worlder's englishthat's a micro aggresion
>>535548383yes you currently seem like you are doing. >why is he announcing his melty? probably announces when he goes boom boom in his nappy too i guessdon't worry floppo, ngubu will be along in 20 mins to change you.
>>535548445you can all get a discord server and suck each other off for all I care, don't lump me in with you people[emits disgust]
>>535548497i have no desire to join your paedo discord with sosban and the french OAP nonce thanks la. You go back to talking your "politics" that you've posted so much of "currently".
>yes you currently seem like you are doing
big melty
kek he big mad samefagging again lol >If i samefag with my 5 different SIM cards, people will join me. what a loser no wonder he's in a mental elves home
>>535548587done him
>>535541609> 5ft-99ft-5 here
>samefags>d dd ddd done him hurrrpathetic little jewish paedophile he is. i mean of course he's incapable of an intellectual retort, only childish "dd dd ddone him mmm melty" etc. Sad little jewish nonce he is. He'll be stuck in his little rubber room while the rest of us are enjoying the bank holiday, going out places hahah . Funny how people appear to assist him when he's flustered though lol. >nobody will ever notice they won't tee-hee.
>>535548650can't believe he's spent years of his life trying to defeat his online nemesis and made no progresswell done
>>535545344Why havent you guys turned one of the best gifs/webms into a meme or political logo yet? I cant do art otherwise I would, but imagine this as like a jak, or as a sort of abstract drawing in tge style of the Ché shirt or the Banksy guy throwing the flowers like a molotov.There's also a few frames of him kicking the guy like a soccer ball that'd work to.
>>535548639>posts utter shit>gets shit back>oh no he must have five fucking phones>it can't be that I'm posting utter shitseriously at that point you need to occams razor that shit back down to one phone and one laptop because apparently josh is homelessit's not like they just give phones away for freeunless you came here on a boat or somethingmy point is this is where it's getting sillyjosh knows i'm not himI know I'm not joshI'm sure other anons here know that toowe all know you're a fucking nutcaseI thought I made a great point about keir starmer setting a precedent for how badly you can run this country and still get away with it, it has troubling implications, and you're just sitting here accusing random fucking cunts of being josh I'm sorry mate but I tried to keep it on-topic
It's all so tiresome.
>>535548821half the time he's not even arguing with me but random anons instead kek
>>535548943but you don't understand it's his virtual nemesis you see
>gets humiliated>activates sock puppet he pre-seeded with random boring useless posts earlier >corr well done joshywoshy you totally rule you do hahah top work la what an absolute fucking melt he is. using multiple SIM cards and VPNs to try to win online battles and still loses. jej. Enjoy your little rubber room hobbit hostel with your imaginary friends and non-existent women that appear when you get reminded you have no GF and never will. >>535548943>replies to a comment not about him forgot what ID you're replying on fatty? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK. whooppps. Try the other ID instead perhaps?
>>535548974finally some actual fucking politicsoh...
>>535548790>Funny how people appear to assist himits called having matesyou should try it(you won't)
Gobnonce sucks dick and eats shit
>>535548974multiracial multiethnic multicultural does not work (especially with very foreign browns) and the sadists who continue trying to force it deserve what they're going to getyou can undo your mistake you can't undo wigger starmer but you can undo your mistake
>>535549021do you expect more from a grown man who has a virtual nemesis?
I won't be posting tomorrow because I'm going to be taking my pregnant brown American Mrs to a castle then lick her out in a farmers field.
Police or not, only cowardly rats would do this to a woman.
Qrd on the nonces current meltdown?Hostel life must be hard
>>535549123>grownhe's 5'3'' mate
>>535549135ok simp
>have mates me, they appear when im getting laughed at they do. Absolutely isn't me on 3 different SIM cards I admitted having before. >accidentally replies to a comment not aimed at that ID using the wrong ID. :^) >mfw he thinks he has "mates" on a transnistrian tamagochi website. Hasn't ever met any of these "mates" (because they don't exist)fatty hostel nonce melty kek.
>>535549171Mudslime spotted.
>>535549163oh
am off to kipnight lads
>>535549036I usually do very well to avoid it by just absurdly shitposting and talking about relevant things as they come upto be honest I have been spending too much time on brit/pol/ since LE'sall this court business goings on right now is kind of interesting still though I'm probably gonna stick around and see how the Digwa trial finishes up>>535549041mate there isn't that many people here and you're accusing all of them of being josh
Poor poor little ED gobnonce
>defeated fatty nonce leaves hahah>>535549267no you decided a comment was directed at you. very telling. Post your left hand with a timestamp for us.
Floppo is incharge of cleaning the toilets of his hostel HMO He doesn't mind the smell of shit because he's used to suck his grandpa's shit stained cock
>>535549323so if you know I'm not josh why are you going at it?it can't be both you utter nutbreadalso no you weird power complex freakI'm not doing anything you ask or tell me to doI bet you're fatyou write like you're fat
>I'll suck your dick>I'll eat your shitFloppo to his grandpa
>>535549416Why does your sick mind work this way, you demented freak?
id love a 360 view of the rooms you're sitting in lmfaoimagine the failure
>>535549396I never said you were. you decided that comments about him were directed at you. Says more about you than me. You seem schizophrenik. But talk more about how you post politics currently etc you fucking melt kek. Which discord nonce are you?
>>535549444It's a /tv/ memeBut it totally applies to gobnonce
>>535549465Fabianw>>535549465Seething>>535549465
>>535549478>But talk more about how you post politics currentlyoh my god you're fat and you're brown
>he's seething nothing new under the sun
>>535549714I'm not even him and yes I'm seething because you're an obstinate fucking moron
>>535542046>>535541574>>535541574>>when the reckoning comes
>>5355416096'2
>>535549767thats great dear. have you considered stopping the drugs and the drink? might be a thought. or you know, continue seething at words you read online. You could probably use a shower too no doubt. I can smell your sweat through the internet you mong.
>>5355444272 more weeks
>>535549767>>535541942>I'm 5'6 Kwab
>>535549909dear?oh my god are you gay?you're fat, brown AND gay?that's rough>>535549970what does that mean?seriously it's one of those acronyms I've just never figured outI bet it's like really simple
>>535544517Could be a good attack on the petition system as a whole. The whole list of things they ignored next to the one thing they didnt
>5'6"
>>535544715Kek shill detected. Have your shekels been deposited yet?>>535544589
>>535550060it's weird because people give you way more shit about it online than they do irla man isn't so forthcoming about his height online unless he's prepared for thatseriously what does KWAB mean because as time has gone on, I've only grown more determined to not google it
>>535541378That bitch really came to the EU parliament dressed as a whore? Holy shit our institutions are a joke.
>>535550162>KWABkek
>>535551106I've been seeing KWAB for years, actual years, and never even knownyou might as well be honking at me, no idea mate
You know the Turks used to castrate little Christian white aryan boys, bum and castrate them, indoctrinate them to worship the sultan and become Muslims.The barbary pirates from Morocco went all the way to Iceland to kidnap Christians and sell them as sex slaves on the middle eastern slave market.Imagine being a little 15yr old blue eyed Christian boy fed to a fat stinky Muslim Turk. One of my fetishes, but still it isn't on is it...
>>535551835>One of my fetishes, but still it isn't on is it...you're a principled man and I respect that
>replying to yourself on a VPN
>>535551926mate I'm over itit was fun having a go at the twatit's lateit's not worth really reacting to now is it?
>>535551899The truth about the aryan race is that they were always femboys, at least a large portion.If you look at tapestries of old anglo saxon kings they all have bright blonde wavy or curley hair. Even Harold Godwinson was known to be a homosexual hence the tash.
>>535552243I feel obliged to interact with you until the thread ends but I am in no way condoning your choice of topic hereI think it's seedy, and medieval sex probably smelled awful I still think I had a great point about keir starmer showing all future prime ministers they can be precisely that bad and still get away with it but fine go on then
>>535552511They bathed every saturday, which came from the roman saturnalia where everyone must be clean. Even vikings are portrayed wrong in modern media, they bathed in the sea and had clean hair and beards which they braided.Also the old churches used to be painted and the medieval people would dye their clothes with common dyes like red and green. Though purple was reserved for the elites.It wasn't as stinky as modern leftist media tries to portray it (aka black leather and mud) and they accomplished great works of art. The medieval knight in armor from the 14th century was the most technologically advanced in the entire world, even 17th century Japanese armor is behind it.
>>535552820>The medieval knight in armor from the 14th century was the most technologically advanced in the entire world, even 17th century Japanese armor is behind it.that's one I've actually heard beforeit's compared to a tank a lot in terms of how it changed the battlefieldpersonally I think going into battle wearing anything that will drown you in a ditch is kind of a bad idea and practically guarantees at least one ditch over six feet in height full of shitty water that you will die in
>>535553014That's pretty foolish, even an English bowman would wear full armor if they could scavenge or afford it.Would you rather struggle in mud or die from a single arrow/strike.
>>535553169I'd rather join a band of thieves and live in the woods until shit got too real and I had to split, probably end up somewhere around cornwall, running from the crown, accidentally fall into a monastery and have some kind of reawakeningyou knowsome real canterbury tales shitpoint is that I wouldn't be on a fucking battlefieldor I'd take one in the eye like it was hastings, that'd be fine
>>535553169realistically someone of my caste would never come close to wearing a suit of armour
>>535553433>>535553487I'd recommend watching the 1997 anime Berserk, it calls England 'The House of Tudor' and is set in a fantasy world with supernatural shit, but it's a pretty loving depiction of a medieval war with no hollywood bullshit and the plain truth. (ps don't watch the remakes as they're garbage watch 97 berserk)
>>535553722I had berserk, it was on the "to-watch" list but I never got too into animetv harddrive diedoh god I lost my neon genesisfucksakesorry I keep having moments where I realise I lost something I likedtv is big, it took a whole drive by itself, no back-upshaven't replaced it yetI'll probably get Berserk again because people rate it highly even if it's violent but I mean so was Fist of the North Star, which I also lost, goddammit
>>535553722I used to be an immense fan of the Soul Blade/Soul Calibur series before it became legitimate weebcentric particleslopthe first games in the series up to like SC2-3 were focused on very no thrills bladed combat simulation with no gimmicks besides guardbreaksthose games were good times for me back in the day, they featured lots of great, albeit condensed, historical basis and also some soapy plot about a magical swordand huge anime BOOBSBerserk has similar vibes
Bogdan wees the bed because he likes the smell.
Been watching Minder recently, as a zoomer. Although it's slop it is full of sovl and really quite based at points. I don't think I'll watch modern day slop ever again.
>>535554586something about the way things were filmed, with the film and colour grades they used, just makes tv from that time actually look like tv in a way tv doesn't anymore, nahSt. Elsewhere was absolutely the slop of its era but I mean it's still kind of greatI like MASH but the British version with no laugh track
>the thread is overI AM FREE
>>535554845The death of laugh tracks is about the only good thing about modern slop. Then again sitcoms died as a genre 20 years ago.
Fucking mosquitoooos
>>535555942apparently the British public especially despised them so UK airings of MASH let the jokes and drama breathe and you're left with a much more poignant showjokes now come across as absurd, and laced with traumatic stress, and this sharpens the definition of the characters involved and makes them seem more serious and vaguely tragicwhich really heightens the drama when actual problems happen and they have to drop the shenanigans and deal with some poor 20-year old who is missing his legs and his girlfriend back homeit's warit's kind of greatprobably one of the only good decisions the British public have ever made
Morning lads.They cut the new bake?
>>535556351Bake cunt
>>535556389No point - foren flag you see - happens every time.You bake you lazy twat.
>>535556617Phone posting, I'll get abuse for a shit bakeLooks like we're stuck desu
>>535548974white traitors are even more foul than these rabid shitskins. fuck this world.
FUKKITNU BAKE>>535556840
>>535556869good man
