Hormuz is causing global recession
OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIGHT
>>535565615grab them by the hormuzzy
>>535565648can't dilate the strait
>>535565648The strait is for dolphin riding only.
>>535565648
>>535565648but trump told me it's america closing the pool
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>>535565615How much longer until countries start sending battleships?Not to attack Iran,to attack the actual retards holding the strait hostage.
>>535565615all according to keikaku
>>535565615Sucks to suck.
>>535565615It's only closed for enemies of Iran. Sadly my country is among Iran's enemies.
>>535565615Art of the deal check the dow and sp tranny
>>535565615Iran's capacity for attacking ships in the Hormussy is ALMOST zero. The problem is that's still not an acceptable risk for most tanker insurers, so while technically open, it's still effectively closed.https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/its-not-iran-trapping-ships-hormuz-its-insurance-riskI guess Iran won.
>>535565615The strait isn’t about Iran or the rest of the world. It’s about Venezuela and South American oil seizing dominance from the Middle East. Venezuela has the most oil in the world and we control their oil profits through a custodial account. It has been neglected for so long that they needed an influx of cash, so they want the strait closed to keep oil high for SA oil infrastructure investment.
can we please just kill all the irgc already. we have starlink and drone swarms lets just make iran a death zone.its not that i think they are really doing much, its that i want the fucking leftists to shut the fuck up about iran
>>535565615>Hormuz is causing the current 20 year long recessionSad. Shame.
>>535566067>Iran's capacity for attacking ships in the Hormussy is ALMOST zero
>>535566105You're welcome to head over there and start the killing any time captain hard cunt
recession?hahahha you think it's going to be a 'recession'NIGGA YOU ARE GOING TO STARVEYOU IN THE FIRST WORLD ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING FAMINEWHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THINGS ARE NORMAL RIGHT NOWour governments don't even have the coordination to bring back WWII rationing we're completely fucked
>>535566097>akshually we want the strait closed, it's all part of Trump's 9D chess planYeah sure that's why he immediately came up with some retarded plan to insure and escort ships through the strait before his Navy chiefs told him how many ships he'd lose
>>535565615Based Trump is holding all the cards. He's got the straight on lockdown and Iran is about to collapse. Trust the plan.
>>535566097It's gonna take a decade and $100bn invested in Venezuela to bring it up to par and even then the economics doesn't work unless oil prices are up around $70/bbl
>>535566125like i said i want to wipe them out with drones from safetyill happily fly the drones via the internet if the cia or mossad or whoever wants to hit me up
>>535566342You're also gunna have to buy the materials for the drones and build them yourself and take full responsibility for the attack in case they feel like retaliating.Reckon you can do it m8e?
Dw the Germans and Bongs will sort it.>German Foreign Minister Johann Wadephul tells reporters that Germany is preparing to participate in securing the Strait of Hormuz under a UK-led mission, though he added that he did not see it as a NATO mission
DILATE THE STRAITRIGHTNOW
>>535565615Iran just has to sit there and wait while Trump keeps desperately giving them more and TACOing like usually.
the economy is fake and gay
>>535565802stolen
>>535566245I don’t support Trump or the Iran war. They have to put on a show so they don’t get every middle eastern country banning oil sales to the US. If SA overtakes ME for oil dominance it will gut the ME and leave it open for Israeli dominance. It’s just more of Trump’s MIGA shit. >>535566322They’re up to about $1bil/month in profits and as long as the oil price remains very high, they can continue to improve output and get off the ground at which point international finance will take over. You’re correct though that they were in awful shape. They needed this war as a shot in the arm. And that’s why we had to seize control first.
>>535565648>>535565802Why would Trump care about opening the strait to prevent a recession? Him ans has friends have become incredibly rich from market manipulation these past few months, and a recession just enables them to buy up a load of assets from bankrupt people on the cheap. Literally 4D chess
>>535566546i said blow up irgc not get entrapped into some kind of weird domestic terrorism
>>535565615but the orange nigger said usa won
>>535566666Satanic
>>535566717It’s Israel, so… but also I was one 6 short.
>>535565615nigga times are fucking bad NOW.>You kikes will just redefine recession like last time to keep things floating
>>535566666Trips are unholy.
>>535566245No matter what he says or how he says it I fucking despise him. I'm disgusted by him. Take your gas and shove it up your stupid prideful stupid stupid again fucking idiot asshole. Self interest presidency.
>>535566666witnessed
>>535565648Iran has gone totally WOKE!
>>535566666>akshually Trump looking like a FUCKING RETARD is part of the 9D chess because otherwise people would be mad at him or somethingyou faggots will go to wild elaborate lengths to avoid admitting the Orange nigger simply fucked up
>>535565615>start war>enemy retaliates by closing down trade route>instead of finding solutions cry like little bitches and pretend to be victimsWhen did americans become so jewish? How did you kike niggers not anticipate this will happen? Something something, kikes are schizophrenic mongoloids, I know.
>>535566906It’s not 9D chess. I just clearly laid out what some of the consequences of this war are. Whether you want to believe that was the primary motive or not is entirely up to you.
They are bypassing it with a pipeline. IRAN IS FUCKED!!! HAHAHAHAH
>>535566988>When did americans become so jewish?white people are very, very, VERY gullible
>>535565802"The enemy can't figure out our plans if we have no idea what we're doing." - Don Tzu, Art of War
>>535566988Americans stopped having honor after the 1940s, they've been the source of most of the world's problems since and then act confused that the world hates them because they're retarded.>nooo why would you destroy the twin towers we only killed your entire family and raped your wives and gave every kid in your home town radiation poisoning wtf man
>>535565648IM GAY!
>>535565648>Ayatollah, MOVE. THAT. MISSILE BATTERY!
>>535567000>I just clearly laid out that the primary motive was to do some 9D chess shit where the thing you're very clearly trying to avoid while looking like A FUCKING RETARD was akshually the 9D chess goal all along
>>535567068in American demography white is code for BOOMER
>>535565615The stock market is at ATH. America is winning. You lost, tranny
>>535565648isn't it the US who closed it?
>>535565615So, what's stopping the Arabs from exporting oil from other ports that aren't within the strait? Also, whose gonna stop the Saudis from pumping oil through Jordan and Israel directly onto ships in the Mediterranean?Seems like the long term perspectives for Iran are extremely dire.
>>535566666Witnessed
>>535567279I don't know if you've thought this through jewbro but oil infrastructure has a flow limitYou can't just flow infinity oil through one pipe, or load infinity ships at one port.
>>535565615*Trump and Pissrael is causing
>>535567279https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Iran-Attacks-Saudi-Arabias-East-West-Oil-Pipeline.html>Saudi Arabia's East-West Pipeline, a critical artery bypassing the Strait of Hormuz, was reportedly hit in an Iranian drone attack on Wednesday, Reuters has reported. According to the report, a pumping station along the 1,200 km pipeline was struck by a drone early morning on Wednesday. Prior to the attack, the pipeline was pumping at its emergency capacity of 7 million barrels per day (bpd) to bypass the shuttered Strait of Hormuz.
>>535565615>May be a risk of recessionBy every metric except the stock market young men are entering an economy worse than the great depression
>>535567063>gets destroyed by a $10000 flying lawnmowerLmao
>>535565615but its open? whats the problem here?
>>535567441So if Iran attacks Saudi oil infrastructure, what's stopping the Saudis from destroying Iranian oil infrastructure?
>>535565648>BY ALLA AND HIS PROPHET OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIGHT NOOOOW!>Trump said calmlyWhat kind of president takes 3 fucking cognitive tests
oh no! anyway…
>>535567762they only have shitty but expensive american weapons
>>535567762as always, its israel that attacks saudi infrastructure, not iran.
>>535565615>Trump is causing global recessionTrust the plan Q
>>535566666>They’re up to about $1bil/month in profitsCool glad Venezuela, a foreign country who benefits us in no way whatsoever, is making $1bil/month in profits and it only cost us $100 billion in military expenditures so far and 200% gas and diesel prices across the whole USA for several months so far.At least the venezuelan oil companies, which are almost certainly owned by non-venezuelans, are making more profit. That's really the important thing isn't it.
>>535565615I hope it never reopens.
>>535567828So do you(Poland) ?>>535567847Of course, silly old me.
>>535568609>So do you(Poland) ?yes, we cant destroy iran oil infrastructure too
>>535565648>OPEN THE BLOODY STRAIGHT
>>535568684How do you know? Have you tried?
>>535568609yeah the 2 illegal israeli bases hidden in iraq, found recently, are awesome evidence. >hey didnt america lose several stratotankers over that area during the iran disaster?>yeahmy pattern recognition sense is tingling.
>>535567279Missiles lol
>>535566322WTI Crude is at $98.20. They're getting their investment.
>>535566126Yeah but only poors and the lower middle class will starve and frankly they deserve it for being communist sympathizers. Conservatives either produce their own food or are wealthy enough to pay slightly higher food prices. Literally not a problem for us.
>YOU BLOODY FUCK YOU BASTARD BITCH OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIGHT BLOODY
>>535568872prices will drop when trump cucks out
>>535565615>1PBTID OP >memeflag >BloombergFunny how you fags whine about kikes and then immediately side with them when it suits you.
>>535565817It’s like your whole mode of operation is just hate the country that birthed and sheltered you better than 80% of the world and throwing away the prosperity you enjoyed for the future generations, your weak scum and deserve the rope, probably brown tho so color me surprised Mr engineer. When the depression hits and niggers are rioting for tvs again I hope I get too see your rotting ass
>>535566105>can we just kill all the irgc alreadyExactly! - WHY has Trump for almost 3 months now over and over again falsely claimed that Iran's leaders are killed off??
>>535568578>I hope it never reopensThis post best post. If it stays closed for like 6 more months every military in the world will be glassing Israel.
>>535565615If it did, the concerned countries will send all their forces to "open" it.It's just fear porn. Oil barrel is above 100 and nothing has changed.Nobody needs mudslime oil kek.
>>535568818Evidence of Israel bombing Iran? I didn't think it was a secret. Also, those tankers has a midair collision, one of them survived.>>535568867Only Iran has missiles?
>>535569614>Nobody needs mudslime oil kek.mutts paying 5$ per gallon might disagree
>>535565615>Hormuz is causing global recessionThe jews who convinced Trump to assassinate the Iranian government and kill their new supreme leader's entire family have caused a global recession.
>>535565615Just make a deal lmao. Cut Iran sanctions and have them open the strait again. Why is America so obsessed with having Iran as an enemy?Why is Europe so obsessed with having Russia as an enemy?I hate this.The world is retarded.
>>535565615Holy based
>>535565615Yet another excuse for ((Finland)) to raise its food prices.
>>535570506>Why is America so obsessed with having Iran as an enemy?Because Israel ran a 40 year honeypot blackmail operation via Jeffery epstein and ghislane Maxwell. If we were a serious country we'd immediately expel all dual nationals to Israel, and blockade the country until theyre all dead.
Just fucking do it.This country is fucked
>>535565615Already reserving some liquid funds to buy good stocks at a discount. I want another apartment building.
>>535566676IDK, why do you care?
>>535565615The hormussy will stay plugged until the goyim give up on cars and accept energy rationing. Agenda 2030 baby.
>>535566067>almost zero>but also the world's biggest military by far is still shit scared and won't come within 500km of itsomething doesn't add up here
>>535565615B-but stonks are all time highs!
>>535565615>Hormuz is accelerating global recessionFTFY
>>535565615yeah but israel is doing great so
>>535565648Trump and his Jewish masters lost.
>>535568880Raiders will make you swallow your words, and you aren't as united as you think you are. Half of your own neighbors will become your enemies in a SHTF situation.>but muh gunzBro they have those in the hood, and they are actually used there. Your adult funkopops are just another thing to attract thieves.
>>535565615>Hormuz is causing global recessionDid you mean:>Trumps unprovoked attack on Iran is causing global recession
>>535569376Lmao the meth must have hit different today, you MIGGER
>>535566126>digital id>digital currency>you bought your weekly rations? sorry, your money doesn't work anymore :)
>When sitting and waiting for a financial crash and the destruction of modern societyIt can't come soon enough, let's hurry it up. August is too far away!
>>535567762Incopetence because Saud family is jewish
>>535565615This is totally not on purpose, goys. Believe me!"Build back better", "Global Reset" etc. has nothing to do with this.
>>535565615good the GFC was great. My marijuana sales soared, I could afford a house and all those high and mighty college kids got a reality check
>>535565648Hes so fucking retarded.
>>535565615>so much winning
Am I supposed to know what the "great financial crisis" is? I was born in 85. There have been way too many crises,gates, and pandemics to track.
>>535565615>Hormuz is causing global recessionis it really?
We are all fucked and we're all going to drown in debt. Most of us are one missed payment or car break down away from being homeless. Nobody wants to admit it.
>>535565615>>535565648>>535565802NOOOOO THE NORMIES HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR GASOLINE NONE OF THIS AFFECTS ME SINCE I OWN NOTHING AND AM HAPPY ;3 YOU VVILL EAT ZEE BUGS
>>535575883>>535575883>>535575883THE GOYIM WILL GO HOMELESS AND DIE ON DRUGS IN THE STREET THE GOYIM GAVE THE JEWS ISRAEL AND THE GOYIM ARE NO LONGER NEEDED SINCE ISRAEL HAS NUKES AND YOUR TECHNOLOGY THE GOYIM FELL FOR IT AGAIN
>>535565615are you saying or are you telling, mr doomberg?
>>535565615>by Augustrecession gonna kick in much sooner than that
PUTIN JUST GOT HIS ENTIRE COUNTRY KILLED IN UKRAINE TRUMP WILL GET AMERICANS KILLED IN IRAN... OH WAIT HE ALREADY DID THAT YOUR SENILE WALKING CADAVERS WHO ARE GOING TO DIE SOON ANYWAYS, ARE TAKING YOUR PEOPLE WITH THEM. KEK. THE BOOMERS HAVE TO GET YOUNG PEOPLE KILLED ON THEIR WAY OUT. SORRY, NOT SORRY YOU FECKLESS GOYMEN.
>>535570625I agree. We are fucked. There's no way out of this unless people start killing.
>>535576005>>535576005>>535576005IT'LL BE A DEPRESSION NOT A RECESSION. THE RAJEETS ARE SO STUPID THEY CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE. KEK
>>535565615Yeah that's the reason it's closed
>>535565615Israel*
>>535576037>people start killingretarded right wingers dream about the federal government collapsing as if the country wouldnt become even more corrupt and shit like exactly what happened to Russia after the soviet union fell apart
>>535565648>>535565730>>535565802>>535566581>>535566664>>535568212>>535574699>>535575915>>535575964you lost tranny
>>535569376Holy fuck, what a retarded take! No wonder isreal has taken over your government
>>535576037>>535576037>>535576037>> THE NORMIES START KILLING THEY WILL KILL THEMSELVES AND THOSE AROUND THEM YOU THINK THESE UN-DISCIPLINED DRUG ADDICTS COULD KILL A FLY ANON? KEK THE KILLING WON'T START UNTIL THIS JEWISH SOCIETY COLLAPSES
>>535576136>>535576136>>535576136>> INDIA'S ECONOMY IS COLLAPSING >> FAMINES... NO FUEL... NO FERTILIZER YOUR FAMILIES IN INDIA ARE GOING TO DIE YOU LOST RAJEETIE ;D GOOD MORNING MEMEFLAGGOT SAR LARPING JEET PRETENDING TO BE A HUMAN // WHITE
>>535565817Let's see if IRGC terrorists are willing to throw their lives away to obstruct a passage. That's what they will be doing if they try to stop ships from passing.
>>535566067>Iran's capacity for attacking ships in the Hormussy is ALMOST zero.All retards who believed in this got a lot of new big holes in their ship's asses.
>>535565648His smug aura mocks me
>>535576198>>535576198>>535576198YOU'RE RETARDED THEY CAN BLOW UP YOUR EXPENSIVE SHIPS AND PLANES // HELICOPTERS WITH CHEAP FPV DRONES NOT EVEN MISSILES YOU LOST MOSSAD. YOUR ECONOMC SITUATION IS BAD. THE PENTAGON LOST AN ENTIRE CARRIER STRIKE GROUP IN THE WARGAMES A WEEK BEFORE THIS STARTED LMFAO. TRUMP IS GOING TO WASTE WHAT'S LEFT OF THE MILITARY ON ISRAEL // IRAN'S HISSY FIT. XD SENILE OLD BOOMCEL WEIMERIMUTTS ARE MAKING ALL THE SAME MISTAKES THE RUSSIANS JUST MAKE IN UKRAINE RUSSIA & AMERICA ARE NO LONGER THE WORLD POLICE ANYMORE. A MULTI POLAR WORLD NOW.
>>535565615Good. I hope the strait stays closed for as long as possible.
>>535567072Ya, I'm sure they're surfing Twitter in a confused daze having all their plans have been foiled by some retarded tweets. They totally do this. They try to figure out the geopolitical plays that other countries make from fucking shitter.You're retarded.
>>535576259>>535576259>>535576259ENJOY THIS MEIN ANONS MOSSAD IS TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO MEME LETS BE PAITENT SINCE THEY HAVE AUTISM. LISTEN & LEARN.
when will the defeated male finally leave?
>>535565648THE GAY OF HORMUZ
I DON'T YOU ABOUT YOU ANONS BUT I FORGIVE MY HUSBANDS KILLER MY WIFE'S SISSY CLITTY TYRONE'S SON
>>535576392>>535576392>>535576392THE HORMUSSY IS OFFICIALLY IN THE MORGUE // CLOSED ANONS NO CUNNY FOR THE IRANIANS. KEK
>>535565615I'm so comfy nothing can get to me. FYI - Not my problem.
OHH NOE THE IRANIAN, ISRAELI, AND AMERICAN GOYIM ARE BOMBING EACH OTHER I DO NOT CARE BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SUB-HUMANS. YAWN YOU HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR GASOLINE GO AND LIKE TRY NOT TO KILL YOURSELVES TODAY WAGIES IN YOUR CAGIES I'LL BE HERE LAUGHING AT YOU
>>535565664>>535565664>>535565664KEK THANK GOD RUSSIA LOST A WAR IN UKRAINE IT HAS SHOWN ME THAT THE ZIONISTS WILL LOSE WHEN THEY MARCH THE MILITARY AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE IN THE NEAR FUTURE. BASED & RED PILLED BRING BACK THE DRAFT THE GOYIM NEED TO GO DIE FOR ISRAEL IN THE HECKIN IRAN, THAT'S RIGHT
ENJOY GETTING FRAGGED BECAUSE YOUR OFFICER IS AN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION FEMALE NIGGER OR SOMETHING XD
LOOK AT THESE STRONG CEOs SAR WE SHOULD DRAFT WESTERN EVROPA & CANADA IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE ALL 70 IQ USELESS 5 FT. SHITSKINS NOW FOR CHEAP JEWISH LABOR FOR BILLIONAIRES OY VEY G-E-V-A-L-T
>>535565615Please make this happen
>>535565615I'm American we have enough food, for Americans no food aid !
>>535571412He's wrong. But the idea is still somewhat true, and not inconsistent with the US not approaching. There is no support for this war. So there's no tolerance for losses. And even forcing our way into the strait doesn't fix the problem, because they can keep launching drones and missiles from further inland. And a land invasion is totally politically unfeasible. So there's nothing to be gained from moving closer and plenty to lose.It's a stalemate, and we're on the losing side of it.
>>535565615>memeflagThere's already a recession >JUST 2 MOAR MONTHS THO
>>535565648I'M GUNNA HORMOOOOOOZ
>>535576602this is a bump bot, likely >>535576004you gotta understand, these finance institutions, it cannot be science, because its inherently a dynamic system susceptible to manipulation
>>535568880>erm i'll be safe because i have money and i'm a heckin conservative with the right opinions TMthey're going to kill you and take your shit as soon as you leave your house dumbass. stop watching hollywood movies where le hekin protag beats 100 guys in a fight that's not real life
>>535572319digital ID won't happen outside of major cities, we're going to have an energy crisis
just get the jeets to poo into the straight. Iran will give up quick smart once it start's to stink. if that fail's then it's time for the Parapoopers