PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Bilateral Meeting with President of China, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/wcuztPVlb08>Pres Trump Greets President of PRC, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/fEv7B8-taYM>Pres Trump Hosts 2026 National College Football Champions, Washington, DC 5/11/2026https://youtu.be/w35pK9KGqMw>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks, Washington, DC 5/8/2026https://youtu.be/IByVie2qY30>Pres Trump Participates in Military Mother's Day Event, Washington, DC 5/6/2026https://youtu.be/22HQKGoAnoA>Pres Trump Small Business Summit, Washington, DC 5/4/2026https://youtu.be/nEDoEBVlHJE>Pres Trump Greets Artemis II Astronauts, Washington, DC 4/29/2026https://youtu.be/4hLYFGv9ktM>Pres Trump After WHCD Shooting, Washington, DC 4/25/2026https://youtu.be/ZHN8xcAJUsc>Pres Trump Talks at TPUSA, Phoenix, Arizona 4/17/2026https://youtu.be/mg5Cr_FDHR0>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Tax Week, Las Vegas, Nevada 4/16/2026https://youtu.be/mpKpfdZitCM>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://files.catbox.moe/7mlfws.txtprev >>535611148
Ultimate MAGA.
MAGA is dead
I guess this means Trooner has to be nice to her because orange man said so
Iran status? Lost and hormuz straight closed. Did you all vote for that too? Or just the 5 dollar gas?
>M
>>535618087Goord evening saar
MAGA and good evening, frens! Caturday IMMINENT™!>>535618238He's probably lurking in the shadows, but I'll hold out hope that you don't invoke his wrath. And damn right we're all comfy.>>535618111Check'd and thanks for baking, owlman!
Trump is still president and Colbert is cancelled. We made it to the good timeline bros
U L T I M A T E M I G ALTIMATEMIGAM A K EI S R A E LG R E A TA G A I NWE NEED TO GET TRAITORS LIKE MASSIE OUT OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. THEY ARE NOT MIGA. WE ARE THE PARTY OF MIGA. WE ARE MIGADONIANS.
>>535618087I CALLED IT, LETS THIS BE A REMINDER>>535616615>>535616615>>535616615There's a huge chance of a happening tomorrow
>>535618243Yeah, i agree with "recycled_talking_point", but don't feel as strongly about "recycled_talking_point". But "recycled_talking_point" caught my attention, good point on that!
>535618191you lost tranny
Reminder shills do not like it when you deprive them of (you)s. They get angry when you ignore them.
>>535618291PENILE SHRINKAGE: ENGAGEDluckily you have a few minutes until caturday, and dweebers probably didn't seehope you're still riding the comfwave and the tomboys aren't too blurry
>>535618399Hope you're right. Thank you president Trump for ending this month with a bang
Jr's new wife looks surprising like Ivanka Do you think he used to sneak into her room to smell her used panties growing up? I would have done that if I had a sister growing up
>>535618421>Bragging about migger rigger drumpf teaming up with aipac to rig elections against America first republicans.ABSOLUTE STATE. It's like I'm really posting on r/aipac.
So, any word on the indictment of Raul Castro? Think Delta force is going on a field trip to Havana soon?
BASED BASED BASED SO FUCKING BASED
>>535618532Okay, why? Was he endorsing them or something?
aww fuck, i got b8ed into it by the blurriest of posts>>535618336thats all we can do: try. and yes, all are comf, this is great>>535618399interdasting if true>>535618435>PENILE SHRINKAGE: ENGAGEDcall me hedwig if this continues long enough, or short enough>luckily you have a few minutes until caturday, and dweebers probably didn't seehe’s like a grumpy, autistic version of big brother. i believe in kaizer soze, but im afraid of dweebers>hope you're still riding the comfwave and the tomboys aren't too blurryafter a period of tumult and strange woes, clarity has returned for the most part. i thank you for your supportand you?
>>535618532Why do zoomers all look like 40 year old chain smokers?
>>535618148The panic about data centers feels fabricated by the Chinese. Most of them are also likely being built for a massively increasing cloud storage usage anyway, not just the AI typically focused on. I never trust anything with climate fearmongering at the forefront. Most of these will be rendered unnecessary when data storage once again becomes smaller and cheaper for more as is the pattern. The amount of people suddenly panicking over things that are likely temporary is bizarre. But it is probably just trying to manufacture something to make Trump look bad as always.
>>>/tv/220681628
>>535618578Damn right it's great, kotman. Enjoy it.
>>535618578>>535618493I dont think Venezuela is going to attack USA.But Venezuela announced they would deploy military strike teams onto the border with Colombia to attack the narcos and guerillas (per US demand)There's something BIG cooking and trump seems to get ready.
>>535618578>call me hedwig if this continues long enough, or short enoughI ain't sayin' it reverses if you're on time, but I ain't not sayin' it, neither>he’s like a grumpy, autistic version of big brother. i believe in kaizer soze, but im afraid of dweebershe is one ornery sumbitch who apparently doesn't own a calendar>after a period of tumult and strange woes, clarity has returned for the most part. i thank you for your supportalways fren, I'm glad your mysterious problems abated for now. ride that comf wave into the weekend.>and you?OT went over pretty easy, and now comes the 3 day weekend. my cut is going to suffer though because I forgot about my uncle's memorial day BBQ and I'll be damned if I'm going to pass up an opportunity to suck down some fresh-grilled berders. one year he bought frozen and we all roasted him so bad that he hasn't done it since. no, Bubba Burgers aren't "just as good" you delusional fool.
>>535618087>a non-christian has been purged from the administration Do Kash next.Better yet, do not appoint people who do not swear in on the bible.
https://youtu.be/ctPViK3LK-o
Vote Conservative 2026 midterms
>>535618336Close.
AWOOING
Meawooo
>>535618775So Trump then? Because he refused to put his hand on the Bible when he was sworn in. He hovered his hand over it. This is a guy who also tried to capitalize on the Bible by selling his own overpriced "Trump Bible". Remember that?
>>535618800now that's what I call making the vax-scene
EXTREME AWOO
Good awoovening! Caturday is imminent.
>>535618087
With Both kent and tulsi out, it looks like bowman's political aspirations are over
>>535618870>>535618884>>535618905>Literal spam
>>535618906That’s fuckinn wild, imagine if u we’re walking in the woods at night and saw that thing, holy fuck
>>535618719shall do>>535618728nice>>535618760>I ain't sayin' it reverses if you're on time, but I ain't not sayin' it, neitherits a long shot but it may be the only shot i have>he is one ornery sumbitch who apparently doesn't own a calendarif you’ve seen the rifftrax calender short you wouldnt want one either>always fren, I'm glad your mysterious problems abated for now. ride that comf wave into the weekend.roger roger>OT went over pretty easy, and now comes the 3 day weekend. my cut is going to suffer though because I forgot about my uncle's memorial day BBQ and I'll be damned if I'm going to pass up an opportunity to suck down some fresh-grilled berders. one year he bought frozen and we all roasted him so bad that he hasn't done it since. no, Bubba Burgers aren't "just as good" you delusional fool.you really know your berders, again i have 0 notes. might as well tuck in and become gluttony from se7en, no more half mayshus
>>535618947No one cares what you had for dinner.
>>535618191And they keep believing the polls
lol the shills are so mad tonighthoes >Mhoes>M
>>535618884>>535618905Good evening, Serena and classy awoo!>>535618982Good man.
>>535618998Hello Dorofren! I see the browns are still upset, lol.
>>535618878I appreciate honesty
>>535618906"She" raped that guy
>>535618947
>>535619027You love to see it, fren! It's free entertainment!
>>535618906You need to put a filter on her to make her look ugly... She uses her intellect to demolish retard right and degenerate leftoids all day every day You are scared and intimidated by powerful women. LOOMER ALWAYS WINS
>>535618906Holy Botox (unless radical filtering was applied)
>>535619176And ptg keeps telling me momiji is not a furry
>>535618998Good late evening pinky. Hows things?? Despite the screeching we are winning.
>>535619035Here's your based Christian bro>>535618878
>>535619198
>>535618982sorry I got caught up in some bullshit just now but hog the blurtome
>>535618998Henlo, fren! The Tulsi news is really sad ngl. Put a bit of a downer on my day. She and her husband will be in my prayers tonight and for the foreseeable future.
>>535619229Good evening, fren! Things are good, even if I'm tired. Got a quick storm about to blow through, so hopefully I don't have any issues with my power this time. The screeching has been endlessly entertaining when I was lurking earlier today!Now, to fuel up the bird and get ready for launch!
>>535618998i try my best>>535619297same and roger
>>535619245>idol worshiper that claims he speaks to god has an opinion Yeah
>>535619274what did Italy even do??
>>535619303Yeah, it's a completely understandable reason to resign, and I wish the best for her and her husband. I'll be keeping them in my prayers as well. Lost a member of my family to bone cancer years ago. Horrible way to go.
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/oj1wcpBkXZMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/4wzufc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:Apr 21, VA: NOMay 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: Yes May 19, OR: NOJune 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesAug 25, OK: YesNov. 3, USA: AL: YESAK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoIA: YesID: YesIN: YesKS: YesKY: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoME: YESMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNH: YesNM: Yes, No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO NC: YESND: YesNV: NO, YES NM: NOOR: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVT: NoVA: NOWI: YESWY: Yes It's funday post funs!
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
>>535618879
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
>>535619304I know that feel fren. Our weather here is drunk. Its threatening rain, and storms.. but I don't believe it . launch is the most important meal of the day.
thread is full of gaypers, shills, and furfags tonite lol
Current verdicts:Pitts v MS: 6A right to meet accusersDoe v Dynamic: LA cannot grant immunity in a federal case.Clark v Sweeney: Trial juries can convict with a missing juror.Bowe v US: SCOTUS has jurisdiction over criminal appeals.Barrett v US: 18 USC 924 is 1 law.Bost v IL: Candidates have standing.Case v MT: 4A allows emergency entryBerk v Choy: State evidence law not used in fed courtEllingburg v US: Restitution is criminal punishment.CIAPU v Burton: Reasonable-time limitLearning Resources v Trump: No IEEPA tariffsUSPS v Konan: USPS can't be sued.Villareal v TX: 6A permits preventing testimony-matchingGeo v Menocal: Yearsly a defense, not immunityGalette v NJTC: NJTC lacks immunityU-O v Bondi: Defer to BIAOlivier v Brandon: Prospective relief available for convictsCox v Sony: ISPs not liable for user piracyRico v US: Supervised release is not autoextended in case of failure to comply.Chiles v Salazar: 1A protects talk therapy.Chevron v Plaquemines: Chevron protected by FORSEnbridge v Nessel: Scope of ET decreasedHencely v Fluor: Conditional immunity for negligence in war zonesLA v Callais: VRA gerrymandering unconstitutionalFirst Choice v Platkin: CPCs can accept anon donations.Montgomery v Caribe: Truckers liable in accidentsJules v ABP: Courts can self-vacate stays.M&K v Iam: Assumptions for MPF withdrawal updated post-measurement.Hamm v Smith: Death min IQ keptHavana Docks v Royal Caribbean: Use of stolen dock needs compensationAwaiting verdicts:Landor v LA: Prisoner religious rightsRutherford v US: First Step ActFernandez v US: Use of the same reasons for reduction & vacation of sentenceTrump v Cook: Removal of officialsNRSC v FEC: 1A campaign spendingFSCO v Saba: Investment Company ActWV v BPJ: Tranny athleticsWolford v Lopez: 2AExxonMobil v Cimex: Foreign Sovereign Immunities ActPung v Isabella, MI: 5A & 8AUS v Hemani: 2A drug addictsHunter v US: Limitation on appeals
>>535619373I hope things take a positive turn and she comes back in the next Admin.
>>535619420CUT OFF YOUR DICKIT'S SCIENCEYOU'LL LOVE IT
i wonder if tulsis husband took the covid vax
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!>>535619429On one hand, I'm not gonna say no to more rain. On the other, I would prefer to not get it all at once.>>535619459I pray for the same, fren.
By passing the BUSTY Act, we will make White women get married and guarantee all White men the right to a beautiful White woman to have children! Hoeflation must end & we must have a Country where the Vice President can actually meet White girls' standards again! MAKE AMERICA ROMANTIC AGAIN! PASS THE BIGGER BEAUTIFUL BILL!
IT'S TIME!(Verification not required.)
IT'S FUCKING TIME!ULTRA MAGA'S EXTREME REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD WITH BOTTOMLESS REFILLS SERVED BY PIERCE BROSNAN!Rittenhouse dindunuffin nothing wrong!Spencer Pratt will defeat Karen Bass
ITS TIME JESSU!!!!nn all frens and dweebers, stay comf
IT'S TIME
>Florida biologist fired for Charlie Kirk comment gets $485k settlement
>>535619435They were told to vote for biden >drops outVote for kamala>loses bigVote for massie>loses bigThey just keep losing
>>535619509>>535619511 (czeck'd!)>>535619513>>535619514>>535619515Nice and almost sequential!
>>535619509>>535619510>>535619511>>535619513>>535619514>>535619515 (Yay, Serena!)Well done!
>>535619514>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>535619509>>535619510>>535619511>>535619513>>535619514>>535619515niceI hope iran blows up soon
>>535619509>>535619510>>535619511>>535619513>>535619514Great jobs, frens and kot!>>535619515YES (FINALLY)
>>535619509YES!>>535619510 (The BUSTY Act! Pass it!)>>535619511 (Check'd!)>>535619513 (Fucking kek'd)>>535619514 (You made it! Also, nn kotman!)>>535619515Great job, frens and kot!
>>535619561>I hope iran blows up soonIran status?>>535619586>>535619579>>535619561>>535619550>>535619549ty frens
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!>>535619509>>535619510>>535619511>>535619513>>535619514>>535619515Good job frens!Also good awoovening and Happy Caturday!
Tulsi had a real chance at becoming the first female president, real shame she is stepping away from power
>>535619509>>535619510>>535619511>>535619513>>535619514>>535619515good work frens!
>>535619550>>535619561>>535619579>>535619586Thanks frens! Let's pass the BUSTY Act! What do you guys think of how I've been promoting it lately, anyway? >>535619616Np fren!
>>535619509>>535619510>>535619511>>535619513>>535619515purrty good >>535619514mice
>>535619626>>535619642Thanks frens! >>535619628The Hindu woman did not have a serious chance at it actually.
>>535619549>>535619550>>535619561>>535619579>>535619626>>535619642>>535619657Thanks, frens! Happy Caturday!>>535619616No problem, my dude!>>535619645You're welcome, and I think you've done well promoting it!
>>535619657Thanks fren!
I refuse to partake in this midnight cult I have been posting here ten yearsI'm out rank the midnight posters
it is now Caturday. post accordingly.
>>535619509>>535619510>>535619511>>535619514>>535619513>>535619515Fantastic. Now a new baker is now needed, goodnight. We are going to win.
>>535619741Thanks and goodnight, owlman! Sleep well.
>>535619626>Good job frens!>Also good awoovening and Happy Caturday!AWOO! Caturday already huh? I think Japan is really trying to grab em' by the pussy.
>>535619728All Americans outrank all C*nadians>>535619736meow!
Tucker didn't think out this hat idea very well, did he?
>>535619728>I have been posting here ten yearsget a load of this newfag
I love hairy pussies
>>535618608>EST around 1am should be fine almost any dayMkay I'll set an alarm to look for a frieren feet MAGA on the hour. I don't have threadmaker cookie to do quick
Biden era was a hell so bad it made the democrat party die. Really wish the fags who acted like he was some "elder statesman" or that he was somehow moderate would be forced to eat their hats live for the world to see. Fuck that shit it was cancer. Glad we literally dodged a bullet and don't have to see whatever bullshit a Kamala regime would've forced on us. I feel like half of Americans would've already died somehow by now if she had won.
>>535619790Looks like Boris Johnson>>535619826lol is that for real?
>>535619616>Iran status?Tousi thinks it could be soon, because all the military hardware appears to be in place, Iran has closed its airspace again, the Paki representative canceled their flight to Tehran, and the IRGC has once again chosen death rather than surrender.
Me? When I think trump I think about how McDonald's fries never touch the human hand in being prepared.
>>535619938Yeah, it's real. He was selling those hats on his site.
>>535619951Yay more dead IRGC
>>535619951
it's caturday!
>>535618906>that filterthere is no way this is an unedited human specimen
>>535620021Yes!
>>535619938>Looks like Boris JohnsonHow could it be Boris... he's not even up in the air?>>535619951>Tousi thinks it could be soon, because all the military hardware appears to be in place, Iran has closed its airspace again, the Paki representative canceled their flight to Tehran, and the IRGC has once again chosen death rather than surrender.Sounds a lot like "not my problem" but I can't wait for more kino agenafree tv time.
>>535619938>>535620000Tucker is a faga
sound the fanfare.
>>535619677Of course! Happy Caturday fren! I was thinking about how I've been rephrasing it to emphasize how it will end hoeflation. It does this by imposing income tax penalties on all unmarried and childless women above the age of 30, and if they have children from premartial sex they don't count. So hoes can't sleep with fboys to pop out bastards to get out of the childless part, and single moms get smacked with about a 50% income tax while married men get tax cuts. Women will also pay substantial fees and taxes for divorce, abortion, breast reductions, and other degeneracies which "benefit" only hoes. Single moms will also pay taxes on all of their welfare benefits. This is mostly in Title IX of the Deficit Reduction Act. Employers which hire single moms will also pay taxes for hiring welfare-dependent women, which will worsen women's employment prospects. This is basically how to eliminate hoeflation without abolishing equal pay for hoes.>>535619794Indeed! >>535619741Thanks fren!
>>535619628Tulsi is still young (she's only 45) and popular. She has a good chance of being high on the list of cabinet members in the 2029 Administration, and from there, 2036 (when she'd be 55) would be a possibility.>>535619665I would not put it past Tulsi to convert to Christianity before a GOP presidential run. For a Hindu, she talks a lot about God (singular) and makes appearances at a lot of prayer events, so I feel like she's already one foot in.
>>535618502I made a thread earlier about removing obsolete bandwidthwaste general /ptg/ permanently from /pol/It was deleted
>>535620000lol and checked, what's it even mean?Like is just humiliating himself at this point to humiliate the people who still watch him?>>535620004lol that's a look>>535620021yes!
>>535620106I like it!
>>535620137Hindu are all pray to one God same God as all religion
>>535619728>have been posting here ten yearslmao. If you weren't posting during the 2011/12 campaign, watching Ron Paul get robbed in the Iowa Caucus, or during the ZimZam trial, you're a newfag.
>>535620169that kitten has touched a woman meanwhile i haven't which is why everyone has to die
>>535620169Yay! I'm glad you like it!
>>535620004>upon sighting the Americans i was reduced to a pile of burnt meat. Thats my style, sir!
>>535620021still two and a half hours to go here
Time for shenanigans. disregard shills. Trump won, and is president. Let them TRY and stop us.lollmao.
>>535620223Wash your ass. Cut your hair. Clean your room. Get a job. Lift heavy circles. Find a healthy hobby. Stop beating your shit 14 times a day like its a cartel torture session. And stop putting pussy on a pedestal. Talk to them like you want absolutely nothing from them. The ones who are interested will make it easy and obvious.
>>535620055>>535620151>>535620331i have some thick cut bacon calling my name i cannot cook it for another 6 hours
>>535618502Problem is, Massie is controlled opposition.Jeff Yass is his financier, and his associate group, the Kohelet Policy Forum, is more kike than AIPAC.
>>535620405Stay strong, fren. You'll be able to cook it before you know it!
>>535620169cats and boobs, two great flavors that go great together>>535620331>Mr. SwalwellHey whatever happened to that guy
>>535620260>pussy pussy
>>535620405Thaw and season it. Honey + habenero infusion mix is what im doing for mine on monday.
>>535620462>Hey whatever happened to that guyLast I heard his wife left him and he's still out there raping.
>>535620507>he's still out there raping.When you live in California they let you do that
>>535620405The smell alone will be worth the wait.
>>535620106repeal the 19th
WELL????
>>535620448i think i can do it>>535620474>honey>on the baconokay, now this is getting into serious hat territory.
>>535620638i'm dipping bacon in honey anon.
>>535620106>This is basically how to eliminate hoeflation without abolishing equal pay for hoes.based proposal anon
>>535620729uncooked??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izMEi_zO1cw
>>535620690i blame you for this
>>535620752i was thinking of just dipping the cooked bacon in itlike a sauce
>>535620750I'm curious, are there any vids of fat JD interacting with Trump?
>>535620776I specifically cultivate MAGA nazi sexy gf(m) ideological proliferation, and nobody will ever believe you. Oh and frieren feet would be too popular make it something lame and gay like pianist training or whatevs floats your boat
>>535618502Pssssst.....
>>535618580Well with him specifically it's because his life has been absolutely fucking ruined by nogs, which is why he started n bombing them in public. Six years ago he looked half the age he looks now.
>>535620775
So which one will get picked off first since they ahve given up going after Trump, and are going after his family instead?
Of course they have a discord to groom kids and turn them into troon mass shooters
>>535620830>I'm curious, are there any vids of fat JD interacting with Trump?A little afternoon delight
>>535619245For curiosiry sake, someone explain this to me. Last year minimum most of Anti-zionist crowd would have agreed the pope and the Catholic Churcch as is was in league with Kikes correct? How do you explain this under the framework?
>>535620701Try it. Premixed honey + habenero or mix the two yourself. Brush the infused honey onto the bacon and let it sit in the fridge the night before you cook it. Its delicious.
>>535621017>has a blueprint of her homeThis is how easy it is for people to acquire sensitive information btw. If you have a floor plan the entire defensive advantage a homeowner has vanishes.
>>535620799chegged, and I am interested in your results. Please do report..
>>535621048kek, thanks
>>535620775>>535621008blah.. this one's not fucked uphttps://x.com/i/status/2057628977934524450
Some statements to discuss US military production at the moment. >An ever perfectly sharpened axe is useless if you never send it to the forest.>A thousand clay bricks beat one made of diamond.>A snake two feet away beats the fully automatic sniper rifle with laser sight and grenade launcher, across the room.>The tool you can fix is better than the tool you can admire.>Rain that falls everywhere beats a river that floods once.>The horse that arrives first wins, not the horse that runs prettiest.>A small fire in every village beats a great fire in one city.>The army that adapts wins, not the army that invents.>A plan that works today beats a plan that’s perfect tomorrow.>The workshop wins the war, not the blueprint.
>>535621017What made this retard think that Trump wouldn't just nuke Iran in retaliation to succeeding there
>>535620890AM I SUPPOSED TO READ ALL THIS SHIT?Also Massie voted against Trumps "big beautiful bill" which was a piece of shit and included all sorts of horrible shit, like CBDC and datacenter shit.
>>535621270i'm going to like it i just forgot about the idea of doing it and i have honey on hand.. the other anon's idea of actually marinating the bacon before the cook also sounds yum
>>535621008This is the same jew that said laws don't matter and all that matters is power.
>>535621290>kek, thanksI just notice the trump portait behind trump was also singing, lmao
>>535621375that may be tricky to cook, but It's entirely possible.
>>535621017>now it`s personal.
>>535621304>they targeted autism>autism
>>535621393Hes right. And wielding that power like an angry and vengeful God against shitskins that have been robbing my neighbors to the north for decades makes me happy.>he who has the power, makes the law.
>>535621421The bacon grease keeps the honey from caramelizing. It isnt to tough. Just do them a couple pieces at a time and flip a little more so they dont burn to the bottom of the pan.
>>535619741I can bake one.
>>535621362If you're illiterate then just read the lt;dr blown up text on the right side of the collageYou won't though because you're just using this as an excuse to not address criticism of your "totally based right wing antisemite" candidate who took 33 million from jewish zionist jeff yass and millions more from other flavors of sand cultist shitskins.
>>535621008Correction on that sir, they aren't trying. Wasn't it said they ruined a Trillion dollars in Minnesota?
>>535621393are you mad?because i think it's funny that you are, if you arehahhaha>>535621421i'm going to cook the bacon regular and just make some french toast so i have an excuse to get the bacon all full of honey>>535621441>>535621527yeah these people are pure evil
>>535621480Its all about temperature control.
>>535621393I thought you nazis LOVED the idea of power being centralized under a strongman?I don't know that quote but perhaps Miller was commenting on the reality that Democrats do not respect laws, that to them the law is malleable and exists only to further their aims. Whereas so many in the "respectable Republican" camp will fight to the death for the status quo that is determined by the uniparty
>>535620352>do everything right>still get divorced because she woke up bored one day>years if not decades of emotional investment down the drainnah. i'd rather have an AI gf at this point. let that sink in: a not-fully-sapient AI is an improvement over human women as a life partner despite AI's [current] inability to procreate
>>535621563this.. i made some steaktips ealier and the sauce uses Worcestershire sauce and honey along with the other spices.. yes i eat a lot of honey.
>>535621602>divorce memeDont get married. Seems simple enough. Stop scaring yourself with boogeyman you can easily outplay.
>>535621602Being a jeetcel must suck. I thank God every day for not making me Indian.
>>535621672Ive recently started cooking using honey and im enjoying the results. That sweet undertone on the meat is extremely enjoyable.
>>535621312Twelvers (Shiites) believe in hurrying on the Mahdi by whatever means necessary. They are a suicide cult Reminder Communists allied with these people to bring about the Iranian Revolution
did it happen? politically?
>>535621441They targeted autism because it's easy to fake on paper.
>>535620151>is he just humiliating himself at this point to humiliate the people who still watch him?Seems that way.
>>535621393THIS POWER!WOW!INCREDIBLE!
>>535621703if only it was that easyreminder that male rape victims are able to be forced to pay child supporthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermesmann_v._Seyer>>535621711aye. thank god for small blessings like not making me a jeet, nigger, or muslim
>>535620878dum DUM
>>535621819good lord anon. you are entirely gay.
>>535621753no, politics soon though>Senegal president sacks PM Sonko, dissolves government after months of friction
>>535621819It's a far left org https://www.fagahat.com/reservationsTucker going pro tranny?Maybe soon Tucker will just be a DemocratHis family are all Democrats and he is a personal close family friend with the Biden's. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole Tucker Candace psyop was to bring the radical wing (see: anti Semitic) of the right into the arms of the Democrats by the time the next general election comes around
>>535621900Bingo Bango bongo siyanora Mr Sonko Oh no no no no no
>>535621731agreed, it's better for you than sugar too.. i don't feel as bad about putting the dark chocolate in the coffee that way, too.I think i might bee a glutton for chocolate and honey....
>>535621880>muh man rape child support courtroom financial rapeAnon, there is a not-zero chance a meteor the size of a golf ball could come through your roof and go straight through your head while you sleep. You could be struck by lightning tomorrow. A nigger could learn of your existence and decide he wants to kill you for your wallet If you spend your life constantly in fear of what COULD happen, you will have spent your life and bought nothing for it.
so... candace is also doing the current thing, in a manner of speakinghttps://nypost.com/2026/05/22/opinion/hunter-biden-remains-as-delusional-as-ever/
>>535621889I did though ur late
>>535622181She's extremely creepy and soulless https://youtu.be/KrCRsQoh2oc
>>535622181Crazy teaming up with crazy
>>535622181Wew!
>>535622270Oh but its ok for her to treat Erika poorly?What a fucking cunt.
Here in Mexico we have our own Erika Kirk. The wife of that famous guy carlos manzo that got shot, she only cares about becoming governor and it's afraid people are pointing out how she might have gotten him killed in the first place
>>535622421Fuck I love cute latinas with braces
reminder that the poor defenseless irannies were actively trying to kill more than just Trump himselfhttps://nypost.com/2026/05/22/world-news/ivanka-trump-targeted-for-assassination-by-iraqi-terrorist-in-twisted-plot-to-avenge-president-taking-out-his-mentor-sources/>>535622270yes, she is.>>535622306>>535622321it's almost like these people legitimately think going publicly insane will get them some kind of reward
>>535622475It's fucking mind boggling, man.Also, still baking.
>>535621737And leftists want to convince me these people aren't animals and should be allowed into our country en masse. Good lord.
Libtards must live with MAGA ruling over them for the rest of their lives. How will they cope?
>>535622643If the Bataclan massacre didn't convince people that these people cannot live along civilized folk, nothing will.
>>535621514>If you won't read a fucking novel I posted about how Gallrein is awesome and totally won fairly then you're illiterate This thread is literally Israeli.
>>535622650the most important thing to remember, is insane people must never be allowed to practice communism at scale in the usa again, because studies are showing that communism literally attracts insane people to it.and then those insane people let in all the niggers.
>>535622643Thats why they want them here, anon. They legitimately believe they can use shitskins as an imported barbarian mercenary army against us while being spared themselves for "being one of the good ones". Shitskins take advantage of their naivete in order to undermine the US and set up industrial scale fraud ops like what Nick Shirley keeps finding.
>>535622322She's a nutjob.
>>535622722Cant wait for that to start showing up in data centers giving China unfettered access to the entirety of the private sector network at the fuckin hardware level.
>>535622173>dude you should willingly put your neck underneath a guillotine blade there's no way the person holding the rope will ever let go!uh... no how about I don'tthere's a difference between living your life normally and something bad happening that you have no control over compared to something bad happening that can only possibly arise if you deliberately make a certain course of actionhow can any man look at marriage's 50%+ divorce rate (90%+ initiated by women) and think to himself 'hmm yes this is a wise investment of my time, money, and emotional capital'
>>535622816Ok. Stay inside and die alone then anon. If you insist on living in constant paralyzing terror I wont stop you. The unbroken chain of your bloodline going back hundreds of thousands of years can be broken because youre scared of a scenario you just made up in your head.
>>535622816>how can any man look at marriage's 50%+ divorce rate (90%+ initiated by women) and think to himself 'hmm yes this is a wise investment of my time, money, and emotional capital'this is the result of a 'i can fix her' mentality.no, you can not fix crazy.you send crazy to a fucking shrink and go get a compatible girl instead.that's how it works.kek
Were gonna be ok bros
>>535622914pepper your angus posting
>>535622951>grew up in Arkansas>1 of 5 kids>homeschooledIf hes a crypto like his cover has been in place since the moment his dad nutted in his mom.
>>535622914bring it on.
>>535622914Will they FINALLY show off those whirlpool generators they were so proud of?
>>535618087good. I was starting to losing faith in coconut milk mommy
>>535623294>crying about dead browns loser
MAKI STRIKES AGAIN
What's the word?
>>535623450Nigger. Same as always.
>>535623425HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>535623425esoteric
>>535622755Literally just like what happened to Rome
>>535623425really gets around.
>>535622914Ultimate internet tough guys
>>535623534Same perpetrators too. Same motivation even. Only thing that changed was the ideological window dressing being used as cover.
>>535622914Translation:>Durka durka Muhammad jihad inshallah Aisha death to America *explodes*and so forth.
>>535623560at least best korea actually has nukes
>>535623985Ah, thanks! I was wondering what the lyrics to the Iranian national anthem was.
>>535624030And they said Arabic was hard to learn
>>535624064Right?
>>535623363did you see that thing about Mark Lamb?
>>535624255no what happened
>>535624304i apologize for the sourcehttps://x.com/thedailybeast/status/2057558341048512952
Iran dun goofed. Bigly.
>>535624322lmfao what hahahhahahaha
>>535623425>>535623466>>535623516>>535623534also please get it right it's 82 dead
>>535624355i have no idea what's going to happen but le sources say crowd is saying thishttps://x.com/PollTracker2024/status/2058030879876821321
>>535624423Is that a new High Score for you, Maki? Even if it isn't , it's still impressive!
>>535624009Allegedly>>535624332Big mistakeTrump needs to have some bad dudes protecting her
>>535624486all Ivanka had to do was marry Tom Brady and she'd be fine right now
>>535624322Wew. So we could've had a worse candidate than Lake?
>>535624514Jared will protect her with his ju-fu
>>535624442i mean does he really need to drop out? AZ-05 is basically an auto win for republicans
>>535618087I hearby officially endorse Nick Fuentes as mayor of Chicago in 2027. He would be better than the current one.
>>535624581at this point he shouldn't since the deadline for people to run passed in March. it's a Trump +20 district. there is another guy running too his name is Daniel Keenan if anything happens but he's unknown i think.https://danielkeenanforcongress.com/>>535624558turns out she was the best choice in 2024. still believe she would have won if she had gotten more money since it ended up being close at the end just like the Ghoul in Nevada.
>>535624667well he's white so that's nicehis issues page seems solid too
>>535624706he seems like he's been raising money too. also supports Biggs and Trump so maybe Trump might back him if things go this way
>>535624667>still believe she would have won if she had gotten more money since it ended up being close at the end just like the Ghoul in Nevada.Yeah, but the (((NRSC))) would always rather throw 487 sextillion dollars toward an unpopular incumbent rather than actually try to win a competitive race. It's kinda like the mirror image of how the Dems will burn bazillions in Texas every 2 years because they think Wendy Davis I mean Beto I mean James Talarico can finally turn Texas blue!
AWOO, good night, God bless and Happy CaturdayGod bless and protect our troops and our president and give them victory
>>535624833>NRSCyeah i'm not confident in them this year either with Nig Scott in charge
>>535624888Check'd and goodnight, fren! Sleep well.
>>535623425I'm sure they're down playing like the floods that are happening over there6 Provinces struck by flooding and only 25 are "missing"yeah right
>>535622816Except if you break divorce down by race...>The following figures provide a detailed breakdown of first divorce rates per 1,000 married individuals, as compiled by the Bowling Green State University National Center for Family & Marriage Research (NCFMR):Men (per 1,000, )Women (per 1,000)>Black (Non-Hispanic): 21.325>Two or More Races: 15.323>Hispanic: 13.315>White (Non-Hispanic): 7.211>Asian: 6.47In other words, if you're white, and your wife is white your chances of being in a divorce are only 0.7%. But WAIT, there's MORE. Let's break it down instead by sociopolitical identity.>Individual conservatives and Republicans have a lower rate of divorce (around 20%) compared to individuals who identify as liberals or Democrats (around 40%). What's that mean for (You)? It means stop watching literal Islamofag niggers like Sneako the cuck, the Tates, or Myron and realize that all (You) need to do is go marry a normal white woman and not fuck around with whores. You even have it EXTRA ez because you're not rich and have very little to your name, so you won't attract clout chasing gold diggers like flies like a richfag or some e-celeb would.
Nothing is happening tonight
>>535624888I keep seeing webms of this girl but when I do reverse image search, it tells me it's inuyasha, which it clearly isn't. Do you know where this is from?
>>535625214just you wait!
>>535625272>newnigger SPOTTED
>>535625311yep I am new, my bad
>>535625214you're not happening tonight
>>535625325because you're a good sport I'll tell you, the character is momiji from touhou. She's a popular mascot in these threads.
None of you are ready for crow based politics
>>535625465Crows are cool.
stalling gives you ass cancer
>>535625401appreciate it
>>535625307>"Look what you made us do!"
Still baking. It's a bit too early for a breakfast bread, so it's gonna be a Late Night Edition this time.
>>535625560WTF IS THIS REAL???
>>535625560This is AI. The cat wouldn't be able to pick up the tray of steaming buns it baked because the tray would be too hot.
>>535625601It's horrifyingly real.>>535625610Cats don't care about the laws of Thermodynamics.
>>535625465fly high like a crow
>>535625663I'd like to have a crow fren, but they don't live in my area. Sad...
>>535625700corvid are extremely intelligent and have the ability to contact the land of the dead (xibalba, the palace of fear)
>>535625560are you saying more than one breakfast is bad or something?it's almost breakfast now.
>>535625743Will they establish contact with my ancestors if I pay them in peanuts?>>535625759That's a fair point. I'll make the changes.
>>535625779kek
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