But fr what the actual fuck is this?
a crosshair
It is a star
>>535640955*Flash* - You did not saw anything.
>>535640955CGI with a very strong vignette filter
>>535640955Obviously a fake pic. All this alien shit is bs. There were no alien or mysterious UFO sightings before the 1800s
>>535640955Patrick Star
>>535640955Fake. But if it was real you still get no bitches and have to wageslave for 40 years
>>535640955ai edit of a thermal image of a lens flare coming off the exhaust of a rocket, or missile, a drone maybe.
>>535641038>being this much of a pleb
>>535640955an IQ test
>>535641038>>535641130I am talking about the 1800s thing, have you ever seen a fucking medieval painting?
>>535640955The US air force is the biggest and the best-funded air force in the world. Are you really surprised they have secret aircraft?
>>535640955Staryu from Pokemon 6: Prject bluebeam
>>535640955Demons. Humans have known about these otherwordly creatures for millennia and called them demons, angels, elves, fairies, spirits, apparitions, djinn, etc
>>535640955That, would be just a little bit of ordinary "magic". I wouldn't think about it too hard. You might hurt yourself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Q3i5w6-Ug
>>535640955A distraction from the Epstein files
>>535640955>But fr what the actual fuck is this?It's called "not my problem, who gives a shit?"
>>535640955>Chat. create me a photo of a starfish shaped object hovering over water, 90's military camera style
>>535640955your butt plug
>>535640955That is steve. He's pretty cool.
>>535640955pfft, that's swamp gas. it's literally over a swamp bro
>>535640955I'm assuming the government is using this as part of their alien bullshit, but there's about a hundred analog horror series on YouTube this could plausibly be from.
>>535640955Distraction from the global kaballah
>>535641174Have you ever seen a vagina IRL without looking in a mirror?
>>535640955Kal-El
Its a shahed drone
>>535640955David star.
>>535641567Translation-“I don’t know”
>>535640955A starfish.
>>535640955Karambwan
>A bunch of UFO drop just a months after AI video gets decentHmm...
>>535641038>There were no alien or mysterious UFO sightings before the 1800sSorry, what did you say?
>>535642174(Of course, UFOs are real, but they aren't what people think they are)
that's NOT the epstein files
>>535640955Colorized infrared lens flare. Image in the red circle is the original.
>>535642219Ive seen that beforeEverything is fake and gay
>>535642174>>535642217Pay close attention to the star in the painting, it's the same found in the flag of the house o Alexander the Great from Macedonia. Why?
imagine believing in aliens
>>535642266>fake and gayLook at what I posted, is that fake and gay as well? Reality is stranger than fiction.
>>535642219No theres video of it moving above the water, not just photos.
>>535642346the painting of a mythological scene?
>>535642420>the painting of a mythological scene?Go back jeet, I did not talk to you.
>>535642346YesAbsolutely everything
>>535641038>There were no alien or mysterious UFO sightings before the 1800sSource?
>>535642175Your accomplishments: 0
>>535641038>retard alert Back then they called them “ghosts” “angels” or “demons” etc. [spoiler]They were right[/spoiler]
>>535642599I do not redeem Saar
ITS HAPPENING.STARMIE IS FUCKING REAL. THE MOST RECENT UAP FILE DROPS CONFIRMED CHARIZARD WAS SPOTTED FLYING OVER SEQUOIA NATIONAL PARK.MEWTWO IS COMING. REAL LIFE IS BASICALLY POKEMON NOW. MEW, PLEASE SAVE US.
>>535642619>They were rightAbsolutely.
>>535640955the reason that humans can't find aliens in space is because humans are like worms: they are wired to only sense what its like to crawl thru a hole in the mud. they don't have eyes, arms, legs, or hands. the universe exists not in 3 dimensions only, instead human brains are wired only to perceive 3 + time, in the same way that a worm is only wired to crawl thru a hole in the mud. but the universe exists as not n=3 dimensions but n=1-x dimensions. this fella is just popping in to see whats happening. you wouldn't get it.
>>535642174>>535642281>>535642673
>>535642766
>>535640955
>>535642732Good post. I am stealing your worm analogy for next time a mundane hylic wants to chop it up with me.
>>535642811
>>535642849
>>535640955>>535641007>>535641009>>535641025>>535641036if you believe this shit is real Jews love youYou believe in a jew-star shaped UFO nobody has seen before despite seeing thousasnds of reported UFO sightings
>>535640955I suspect aliens probably have visited earth. I certainly don't take the abduction stories seriously. The people that spout that nonsense are tapped in the head.
>>535642394Okay, then colorized infrared video. Its the same process. These modern UAPs are not being captured on normal cameras. They are all specialized day/night infrared cameras in order to contrast nature from flying objects for the fighter pilots. Any of them not appearing as negatives, are most likely run through some process for review.
>>535642899>I BELIEB DA ALIENS REAL EXCEPT WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY REALworthless nigger
>>535642849>>535642811>>535642748im just not gonna get on the spaceship haha
>>535640955It's called CGI.
>>535640955An alien craft could land in a liberals backyard and they'd still say "Nice cover-up Drumph".
They’re fake. People in the military are not credible witnesses. They lie all the time
>>535640955It’s AI, dipshits
>>535642766nigga dats starmie
>>535643233>nigga dats starmieSymbols are not merely decorations hung upon reality. They are the architecture of perception itself. A flag is cloth until men die for it. Money is paper until entire nations kneel before numbers on screens. Titles, borders, laws, brands, ideologies, even reputations, all of them are symbolic agreements. Human beings live inside shared hallucinations powerful enough to build cathedrals or start wars. There's nothing new under the sun. Those who control symbols influence reality, people act according to meaning more than fact. A crown, a diploma, a uniform, a trending slogan, these are spells cast upon (you). The average person does not encounter raw reality directly. He encounters narratives about reality.
>>535643360Based hueposter.
>>535640955Catch it
>>535643100I am starting to think what you said may be more true than people realize. To enlist in any branch, to most that have never tried, they dont realize they actually do have high standards and dont just accept anyone. > but look at all the hob gobblins retards in xyz branch blah blah...Yea i know, because they also have ways to skirt these rules/requirements and lie when they are desperate for recruits. So you end up with two types on the otherside, the types willing to lie and cheat to get ahead and the genuine clean and clear types. Some of the worst types of people mixed with the bright eyed and bushy tailed true believers. The down the middle types, who maybe got a DUI once or smoked weed in school, but arnt willing to lie about it and risk dishonorable discharge for lying dont go.
>>535642895You are too young to understand the joke.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA&list=RDfiBLgEx6svA&start_radio=1
>>535640955duck
Space niggers are comin'
>>535640955A cartoon.
>>535640955Optical artifact called glare or a diffraction spike. FLIR cameras are known to do this I have firsthand used systems like this and even in infrared mode they will hallucinate details and create visual artifacts and pixels for things that are not there but I don't go around telling people I see aliens or UFOs because I'm not retarded.
>>535640955super advanced species of squid that evolved human level intelligence around 80 million years ago.
>>535642394share the video then, retard
>>535641038Based and true. Conspiracytards say otherwise because they want to DEBOOONK religion
>>535640955I'm sure they are laughing of the stupid goyim
>>535640955It's a fake. Simple as.
>>535641605Pictures like this have been around longer than AI.Not saying this one is real, I don't fucking know.
>>535640955>WUT IS GOING UN DUWN DER
>>535642219this
>>535640955patrick is that you?>it all makes sense now.
Unfortunately did not sight any authentic extraterrestrial UAPs in all of the fresh UFO files. It's all showing either man made or complex atmospheric phenomenons.None showed light disturbances as to expect for antigravity crafts. Or visual outputs which are necessary for them. Some came close but they were not the real deal.
>>535640955>But fr what the actual fuck is this?An AI image, you stupid fucking nignog, kys
>>535640955It's Staryu obviously.Our prophet has returned!Praise Lord Helix, his time is near!
>>535640955That looks like it feels exactly like the fucking kidney stone I am trying to pass right now. :(
What if all these weird shaped UFOs are some kind of captcha the ayys are using to test if we're smart enough to enter galactic civilization, or just a bunch of dumb niggers that need to be kept out?
>>535640955AI
>>535640955Some kind of drone from opportune angle
>>535640955Propaganda to make you docile and not want revenge for what the pedophile blackmail mafia has stolen from you.
oblig
>>535640955>what the actual fuck is this?up to 80% of unusual aerial phenomenon since antiquity are mexican party balloons
>>535642219>>535640955It's goofy that no matter what it is it's going to be labeled "fake" and lied about, by millions of people calling it anything they want or nothing at all.Humans are too deceitful for the truth, I swear.
>>535647991What if Epstein is a distraction from UFOs?Tinfoil logic suggests if you're talking about [THING 1] instead of [THING 2] then [THING 1] is a fake distraction from [THING 2].
>>5356409555th dimension entity that passed the barrier into our 3d world. it happens sometimes and most of the time they just fade away because our dimension can't contain their volatile body intact
holy shit it's epstein's praxis
>>535649203What in carnations is that woman doing? Doe she want to Chris Farley?
a flying starfish
>>535640955starmie
>>535641207>Demons. Humans have known about these otherwordly creatures for millennia and called them demons, angels, elves, fairies, spirits, apparitions, djinn, etcn-no goy, it is definitely an alien that evolved outside
>>535640955Not real that's what retard. It's produced from film. It's the most obvious film fake I've ever seen. Kaleidoscope panel laid over the top of film. Done.
>>535640955>5 pointed star5th day creation, an aquatic warrior speciessameko saba returns
>>535640955I gots dis!
>>535650825Go ahead and recreate it perfectly then.
>>535640955Ascended starfish. The animals are leaving.
that thing classified name is 3R453Rit's an 12dimensional being from %!g0fky0r531fit comes out when you need to distract from something once you see it you forget about things like Trump is a pedophile protector of the corrupt kike elites raping kids at the Epstein islandnow you know
>>535651837'So Long and Thanks for all the Sewage'
>>535640955https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QchwCta-1xA
>>535642895anon, jew star is 6 pointed, that is 5I agree its fake all the same
>>535644418This. Its just some PS that they modelled on the Superman movie.
>>535649630It’s litterally fucking this:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM&ra=m
>>535640955A distraction
Notice that of all topics that get posted on this board none get slid harder than the UAP/NHI topic. You can post any opinion on virtually any subject and it will be ignored; but you post anything that suggests that there is something strange and real happening with unknown objects being sighted and immediately it gets attacked and mocked. Every time. And it's the laziest effort imaginable to try and slide the subject. They attack YOU for paying attention to it. They don't debunk anything, they don't use any facts at all, they ridicule you for not dismissing it entirely. Everything is fake and you are stupid, that's the line of attack these arrogant shills use.
>>535640955>But fr what the actual fuck is this?your asshole, jeety starfish faggot
>>535651126I like how this film has better CGI than movies now.
>>535642266you're unironically rightthat particular "UFO" is a missile filmed from a front-on aspect
>>535640955A Shahed doing a barrel roll
>>535640955> chocolate starfish and the hotdogs flavored water
>>535653170you are also rightthis very thread is part of an ongoing effort to minimalize and discredit the UFO topic
>>535653170>>535653732this/pol/ is unironically identical to reddit with this shit, any thread about UFOs gets derided even when the military is releasing videos. I genuinely think normies cannot, on some level, deal with UFOs being legit. The constant unfunny tired old jokes about a serious subject makes me think they're deeply disturbed and can't handle it.
>>535640955>>535641009>>535641038>>535641203>This faction of humans use a 5-pointed star for the flags of their governments and warriorslooks awfully lot like one of the spangled banner's own.
>>535640955>But fr what the actual fuck is this?It's a cursor, overtop a footage overtop a footage. It is sad you can't know or tell.
>>535653170Forsooth. Been noticing this for awhile now. This board/site will always jump down the throat of anyone posting UFO/UAP stuff.>AYY LMAOS PROBED MY ANUSAlways with this shit.That's how we know this is the real topic ((((((((they)))))) don't want talked about OR just BS'd about. We have /x/ but it's been sabotaged in the same manner.
>>535640955>But fr what the actual fuck is this?Flying Starfish
>>535640955Probably a starfish knocked out of the water by a killer whale, they enjoy shit like that
The truth is most religion were ancient interpretations of technology at the time. There was a video game series literally about this called Star Ocean.
>>535640955>>535641007a corsair
>>535640955Evangelion timeline. Or if it's fake then Watchmen timeline
>>535640955I wouldn't worry about it
>>535641925>old memory unblockedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZgjhD8Pf0
>>535640955Swamp gas, here's a handy chart
>>535640955A staryu
>>535642895I kinda do. I had an experience as a teenager while hunting with my dad that stuck with me and literally no one has come out talking about seeing a huge translucent shimmering ethereal jellyfish to my knowledge. It was at treetop level of a grove of pines and man I just dunno wtf it was but for that reason alone I gave a pretty open mind. >But there's been jellyfish UFO reportsNot like what I saw at all bro lol
>>535640955Misty's pokemon.
>>535640955anal probe, don't ask me how I know....
>>535640955It's a pen8s
>>535641038there was a very well known one that happened in like trhe 1500s over a german village or some shitu fuckin retardnot that i believe any of them are ayys but this is very common knowledge. stupid ass bitch nigga
>>535655761It's what happens when Patrick gets angry.
Raytheon missile prototype.
>>535640955Newfag detected, it's a garloid
>>535641204>it's just the plot of the watchmen comic book
I wouldn't worry about it
Its a crustean
>>535640955Correlates with the alien I saw in 1995 and how strange and otherworldly it was. The government might as well release what they have and give up on all this larping bullshit about crashed ufos in area 51 that they are working on.
>>535640955Chocolate starfish ...
One of these.
>>535666126>my abrahamic delusion!kys, kike worshiper.
>>535641038kek this. Also funny how UFO sightings peaked in the 1990s when stuff like the X-Files and Fire in the Sky appeared.
>>535666238It's a fucking anime, chill out Adolph.
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>>535640955.....Fucking flock cameras....
>>535641038UFOs are tools of the city of london
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