PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>535670721tyb>Bryce and Addybutthole confirmed.
so why did volusia county come back for like two episodes and bail? was it because on the first ep the cop tried to fuck over that black guy?also i cant wait for 3 hours of that bitch scowling at dan and rizzo
>>535670721Thanks baker
>mfw there's a new opl threadWhat's up goowops? Hopefully we have a good show tonight.
I now love Rizzo for shit talking Springsteen and Bon Jovi.
>>535670911>scowlingbotox has taken her ability to emote in exchange for her looking like a pissy teenager.
>>535671016he did? i love him now too. i have always fucking hated Springsteen and that working class, blue-collar shtick he always leaned into. the most genuine thing he did in that regard since his rise to fame was catching a DUI right after signing on as a spokesman for Jeep.
>>535670721TYB, and good evening gentlemen.
>First Shift updatesDan hosting again tonight with Rizzo and Marlowe Botti from New JerseyShe got a $1.5 million payout for discriminationhttps://www.nj.com/monmouth/2017/05/female_cop_awarded_15_million_in_discrimination_la.html>Situation with Toombs late last night with the guy who ranGot the second guy but was let go after being detainedCharged with wearing a mask, less than 1oz marijuana, obstructing an officerIf he didn't run, Toombs would have given him a warning for the mask and stomped out the weed>Cringe "Jersey quiz" between the two of themWhat do they call a sandwich? Pork Roll, both of them answered the sameSpringstein or Bon Jovi? Rizzo says neither, Botti said Bon JoviRizzo said they both have sold outSome shit about rest stops named after famous people. Botti got it right, Rizzo got it wrongWhat famous historical duel took place in NJ? Botti knew it was Hamilton and Burr, Rizzo pretended to knowTown pronunciation, Rizzo got one that she missed
>>535670721Peanut butter bacon dogs on deck! Eating good tonight!
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>535671216>you weren't supposed to actually eat the pork rolls
>>535671216What does Rizzo's script tattoo's say? Perfection?Or is it Perfectionist? He's got a bunch of large script tattoos on his arms.
>>535671155Exactly. And JBJ holds multi-million dollar DNC fundraisers at his mansion.
>>535671664>What does Rizzo's script tattoo's say?
>MY UNCLE 32ND DEGREE MASON!
>>535671664>>535671852I can see the Perfectly pretty easilyAnd I can see "Imp.." but it gets kinda squirrely after thatMaybe it looks better in person
>>535671998Screwed up and posted the wrong capture, here they are
>>535671852Thanks, I don't know why I bothered to ask. Tattoo explanations are always lame to me.>I didn't want to forget my kid's names so I wrote them on my arms>And I wrote some other gay shit to not forget>Pick up eggs and milk from wawa
>>535671998you're giving tom way too much credit. he's not clever enough to have one tattoo that says 2 different things depending on the angle you look at it from.
>MY MOMMA A BLACK WOMAN!>SHE DON'T COOK!I can only imagine his momma coming home from the funeral and seeing him on the news and absolutely beating the shit out of him regaling all the dinners she's cooked over the years.
>>535672112>i got spongebob smoking weed on my calf as a token of my survival of rape at my step fathers hands
morning gentsnephews 8th birthday lunch partyall the kids will be here soongonna have to skip and torrent it laterfingers crossed
not a fan of new jersey
>there's three sides to a pancake>well, there's two but...>no, no there's the sidesCop exhales greatly before the wife then comes out and gives her two centsThere's no way I could be a cop.
>>535672617oops, here's my three sides to a pancake picture
>>535671294Do those have mayo on them too? Quite the combo. I had some more standard mustard, onion, chili dogs, though I added some jalapeno slices to the chili.
>Lee County, FloridaHey, I do work for these guys
>>535672755I love the idea of chili dogs, but it's so hard to get it rightI usually end up with chili that's way too overpowering, or is so runny that I have to eat it with a spoon
>>535672987I'm mastered the art of opening a can of wolf chili with no beans and heating it on the stove.
picrel is the best chiliim going to pick up a few cases of it to store as apocalypse food
>>535672426Do you have a pinata? What do Aussie 8 year olds do for bday parties?
>>535670937HE'S GOT A GUN!
>>535673285>HEY MAYNE QUIT PLAYIN!
>>535673105I just put the can on the stove as is, full flame, then lick it off the walls when the can explodes.
>>535673105>I'm mastered the art of opening a can of wolf chili with no beans and heating it on the stove.Is it possible to learn this power?
>chirp
>>535673377>Is it possible to learn this power?It is, but you must first dare to enter Walmart.
Kek, this guy was great.
BARK BARK BARKBARKBARKBARK *CHIRP*
how the fuck do people listen to that shit all day and night
>>535673695He drowns it out with the screams of his wife
"Put your hands together like you're praying I don't unload this 20 round magazine into your skull"Did she have to go that far?>>535673695They somehow like the chaotic environment and complete lack of peace.
LIVE, ASSAULT WEAPONS DRAWN AT 9:02
absolute nothingburger
BOOROOROOROOBARK BARK BARK
>>535673695I don't know but it is crazy to me how certain people just live around noise 24/7. I'd be psychotic.
>opening up with an arrest where nothing happens>it also happened earlier todayMust be fucking nothing going on
I guess they have to be quite careful while serving warrants, but man, seems like a lot of resources for a cooperative boomer
wayne?
A warrant for being outstanding?
>>535673858makes you appreciate cops driving somewhere, doesn't it?
i hate dan abrams
If I stuff a red bull in my pants and wall out of this place, will Bryce search me?
Multiple sources confirmed to Fox News Digital the suspect accused of opening fire near the White House Saturday afternoon has been identified as Nasire Best, 21, of Maryland.Sources said the suspect, who was shot by U.S. Secret Service agents, died on the way to GW Medical Center.He allegedly had prior encounters with the Secret Service and a history of mental health issues, sources said.
>BRYCE>BRYCE>BRYCE
>>535673999Rizzo is so douchey
>>535674108Schizo negro with mile long criminal record and police interactions but of course they didn't take his handgun away.
Addy & Bryce tonight, nice…
>>535674209I changed into sweat pants when I heard.
holy shit this is gonna be a terrible ep isn't it
>>535674108>Nasire BestWhat race is this name common for? Niggers?
>>535674108They basically mag dumped on him and all those shell casing markers on the ground there was hardly way he was going to survive. He got aired out.
I like how they went in and reviewed the security footage to see what the guy looks like in case they see him or in case he has a mugshot on file.
>>535674339They will probably recognize who it is from having to deal with his shit hundreds of times
>>535674327The Secret Service probably has Chest Exploder Hollow Point 9000 bullets too.
>>535674327And the Secret Service takes their range time very seriously, it ain't no spray-n-pray
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>>535674302It apparently has absolutely nothing to do with Trump and this guy thought he was the messiah and totally schizo
if people came to the biden white house shooting youd never hear the end of it
>calling the guy who zooks himself unconscious with drugs a menacekek
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/dan-abrams-interview-mediaite-siriusxm-1236602235/did everyone read the profile of Dan?
>save some druggie>he creates problemswow, thanks
this guy has a gf
These fentanyl retards get brain damage with each overdose btw.
WOOF!WOOF!
>>535674617she's a druggie and is using the guy, look at her
>>535674617It's because he has drugs
>>535674617>this guy has a gfAnd he has a giant projector television showing Fox NewsAnd a picture of Rodney Dangerfield what the fuck
DON'T MIND MY DAWG BISCUITSMY METH WHORE GF TEXTED THE COPShe's watching fox local affiliate lol she's high out of her mind
I think I know what’s going on here
she sure is itchy and fidgety
>>535674671Looks like she had been up for 4 days
Is that herpes on her lip?
>If you text or call 911, the message disappearsSneaky, I did not know that
she seems like fun
>>535674617This guy has a tenant with a chemical dependancy and no money.
>>535674783meth and crackheads pick at their face/skin obsessively because they've been up for a week and hallucinate
scrubs was never funnyi dont want to see JD's freakish 50 year old plastic surgery face ever again
is he watchin opl now
He's watching OP LiveAnd it says "All New Next"So this is at least 25 minutes old
hes watchin OPL isnt he
is this a first? the perp is watching the show? did her retard ass want to see herself on TV?
i can hear dan in the background kek
>>535675023yeahon a projector
>>535675040He will be surprised in 25 minutes
>>535674565The headline alone tells you it's a puff piece, which tells you he's all in on the media's agenda, because they attack anyone who goes against the left. What scars does Dan have? All he does is make money and speak out against Trump. That said, I'm glad he's health because I don't wish that on anyone.
CHRISSY!DO YOU FEEL SAFE HERE?TELL THEM NOW!I DON'T NEED THIS BULLSHIT!(As he watches a "domestic incident on tv" [his own house])
I could save that crusty milf.
tfw no junkie gf
>>535674734Don't most women pay for shelter through sexual favors?
the second they saw the show on the TV it should have been an arrest for abuse of 911
>>535675063I'm thinking so this was just a meth prank
>creating the content while simultaneously consuming itA real life ouroboros
>>535675186Just like social media
This guy was awesome, kek
he could be posting here right now
>>535674565I hate Dan but I am happy to hear he recovered. I had cancer too when I was a kid.
Don't smoke meth and call the cops on yourself while watching OPL. It screws up the tv.
how does this fat no habla afford to live in cali
>>535675168They never arrest these junkies because it's a nightmare dealing with them in the jail and since a judge will just free them immediately they tend to just do nothing unless they're violent or stealing.I witnessed a crackhead waving a sword just have it taken away and given a ticket. Anyone else would be in jail but they don't want him shitting himself all night and screaming in there so let him go
>>535675366Taxpayers and pro-squatter, anti-landlord laws
>train theftHow the fuck is that possible? Do you build your own line of track and hijack the train onto it?
>>535675366He runs a very profitable child care center
>>535675142I like when the old guy yelled out that he's gonna use his phone to make a call, the cop was about to say to not make any more prank 911 calls and then meth santa screamed out: >I'm gonna call a baby sitter for 'er!
>>535675364did jet ever do anything with the fishtank van they bought it has like Starlink built into it for mobile streaming. They were going to use it to do live cross country auditions for the next Fishtank
>>535675468they went to miami for a week
>>535675366I wonder how a lot of people I encounter daily make a living. I'm sure many make significantly more than I but most seem nearly illiterate.
>>535675570One of my neighbors is a slightly retarded guy missing teeth who talks like Nate Diaz, dresses like he's 16yo despite looking 50+, and when I see him no matter what time of day he's bringing in two 24 packs of beers. This place is stupidly expensive I'm paying half my wagie salary for rent I have no idea how this guy can live here.
Notice how often Marlow looks at Rizzo she wants that cock but he's gayer than Dan at an AIDS convention.
>>535675441Kek xD
>gushew
looks expensive
>>535675441>train theftBasically this
>>535675748stop that shit. he has multiple kids and could break you in half. he's just a nice guy.
>>535675960That photo is racist. Then I googled it and every single photo is also racist.
She's nailing it
Think she’s an escort or her boyfriend is an athlete?
>>535676085>SheI'm not so sure about thatThose are some wide shoulders
Crop top and blue jeans? I'll find her.
Her house is right there. Don't the cops know if she gets back to home base, she's safe?
>>535676206Very funny I took the same screenshot.This is a nice neighborhood, she was almost home they should've just let her go home. I could've saved her <3
>>535675960They used to have merciless railroad cops to prevent this shit but got rid of them all.
here comes Dan's deep voice
>where? where? where?>right there where the other cops arekek
>Where I'm going?
>shot in the headrip
>>535676302kek
>>535676384DMX guy seems tired of these spics and was like HEY DEY OVER HERE
the guy is on the ground right there
>>535676384looks like NPC reaction in Bloodlines
for life threatening gunshot wounds in philly, the cops dont wait for ambulances. they throw you in the back seat and race to the hospital
>>535676575These cops can't even speak English.
Anyone notice during First Shift that charge for wearing a mask the gunman from last night got? Just looked it up and that's a NC law. Should be every state.
>get shot in the head>cops just put a rag on it for 25 minutes
>>535676575>go to see independence hall>get shot>cops show up and heave you onto the hard plastic back seat>cop periodically turns toward you as he's driving 80 down city streets while eating a cheesesteak>"hol ahn there buddy!"
we need to step up the deportations
What is that guy eating?It kinda looks like a loaf of white bread
>>535676756Everywhere now is these guy's wearing fashionable rapper balaclavas and full hoods at all times they should be arrested too if they walk into a business or commit a crime wearing one.
>>535676950100%. It's not even profiling, it's evidence at this point.
just walzting through the crime scene snackin on breadso fuckin sick how unaware browns are of their shitty behavior
Just drive around the hood with a loudspeaker saying, Free cerveza
>>535676859yeah, pretty much. so many hispitals tho. there is usually one within five minutes of any location, especially down town
clayton county really is a shithole
>the mexican said hey! he on the ground
Dan is aware of the lack of action in this show, hence his obsession with showing cops driving to create the false impression of action.
The spics don't talk so they are pressing DMX the guy with spic fatigue
I got half a can of Zyns in my lip. Dare me to drive?
>>535677309Look at this lineup. The Deadpool shirt is appropriate.
>>535677429I did a 12 hour police ride along a while back. The driving was actually the most "exciting" part, as the officer responded to multiple shootings and exceeded 105mph on the interstate. The low part of the shift was seeing the body of a freshly murdered man at a gas station who had been shot to death.
>>535677429I'm sure there's tons of things going on just Dan can't show it unless racial quotas are satisfied where for every black they need at least 5 whites on the show or else he fears they'll get shut down like A&E didAll the times Dan is on holidays it's a totally different show
>>535677439He might look like dmx but he sounds like hong Kong phooey
>>535677542I’ve driven with cops in their own vehicles and they drive like psychos.
>>535677542Interesting. Yeah, I get that's why but also this >>535677627
Didn't they say that it was like 20 minutes between the shooting and them starting to look for the guy?He could be in another state by now
everyone still calls it live pd when opl has been on longer
Somebody here would
>>535677760I can imagine. This guy was fully dialed in. At one point, a tractor-trailer in the right lane fully stopped when the officer was running his lights, and a car in the left lane chose to also stop like 150 feet ahead of the truck. The cop just threaded the needle at 85mph like it was nothing. I can only imagine when he does without police lights.
It's obviously not this guy, he's nice and harmless
>>535677911Absolutely.
Is burning shit in dumpsters the normal procedure there?
>>535677895The victim is illegal and is not snitching. It's a waste of time to even look for him
spots are available in the trailer park if you're lookin for a place to stay
I’m about ready to leave this fucking country. It’s obvious this country is getting ready to collapse.
>>535678054Not in most of the USA, no
Just tuning in, anyone got screw caps of Bryce and Addys pussy?
>>535678054Turd world status
whats in those boxes from the train?
>>535677883>>535677911hell yeah!as long as she's Christian!!!brothers in Christ!! we can't let this queen go!!
>>535678104>>535678127I just assumed that was illegal everywhere.
Bryce looking sexy with the cap
hell yeah, brycetalk with the handsget it out
>>535678224Yeah I was just thinking how good she looks tonight
I learned from this show not to go to a club in a strip mall.Oh, it's a "juvenile" club. Yeah double avoid.
Officer chadilicious is obviously having threesome with Bryce and Addy after their shift
what are these faces addy is making
>>535678184>whats in those boxes from the train?The box has the Bosch logo on it, but I couldn't see enough detail beyond thatProbably power tools or something like that
>>535678054No but most people here are just slobs. What’s frustrating to me is that most of the people I know who rant about global warming and environmental desecration will litter or drive their car a quarter mile down the road to get fast food.
20 people beating one girl - who can it be?
>>535678288not goodmakes her look oldher mammy genes are kickin in
Someone needs to deliver the welfare cheque to Suite 16.
>no vapes, none of that
Reminder this plastic surgery whore in the studio took her police department for 1.5m due to muh toxic masculinity and then became chiefhttps://www.nj.com/monmouth/2017/05/female_cop_awarded_15_million_in_discrimination_la.html
>>535678224>>535678249
>>535678093The final black pill is despite how bad things are America is still the best. I’m afraid you have to go down with the ship anon.
>>535678253Clavicular's 'world mogging tour' he went to a bunch of clubs on livestream mostly in Florida but elsewhere too and they were all filled with highschool girls with fake IDs openly admitting they were underage on stream. Even he was like what the fuck is this how do you get in. I watched it out of curiosity because I make streaming software but damn when I was legal age to drink here you'd maybe run into just a few obvious underage with fake IDs now it's half the club
>>535678362she's like a conductor of her own thoughts
>>535678253Assume any club in a strip mall is dangerous and operated illegally until proven otherwise.
Kathy and Michael? Surprising
>>535678358I hate women so much its unreal, bros
this episode better end with toombs finding that hispanic and telling him about the bologna sandwich he is going to get
>>535678362
>>535678358Can I have $1.5 million? I was passed over for a promotion for being a man and it was a toxic work environment too.
>>535678443>Que?
>>535678473
>>535678443Toombs seems to have spic fatigue when they were babbling spanglish at him he was just interrupting them and giving orders 'go over there'
>>535678400>The final black pill is despite how bad things are America is still the best.I came to this same conclusion a few years ago too and it was pretty depressing to accept. But there's no arguing it. I'm staying here til the bitter end.
>>535678504Looks flat and saggy
>>535678403They get them from China on the internet. They even scan and everything.
>>5356785044'8"half of it, goblina ass
> kee-eth-eekathy
>>535678541>Looks flat and saggy
>>535678507Toombs is known for his patience
>>535678497Sorry you’re white so you’re a colonizer
Is Phil Swift real or CGI?
>>535678647
Sweet 16 to life
GET A SHOT OF BRYCE THIGHS, CAM OP
Was that a European siren?
Oooooh shit we got a chimp-out
>Livedpd mentioned
IT'S A FUCKING ZOO
>>535678780Holy shit.
>>535678554We could get those too but most didn't bother you'd just go to parties only a few messed around at clubs because they always cost too much and were too dangerous you'd get rolled up by some table of dudes or women clocked as being 16 and kicked out despite the ID being scannable. Now these kids seem to have money somehow
This is the future of America
We got us a proper chimpout.
Wow Africa looks lovely this time of year
>>535678829yeah, it needs to go back along with the soccer
Marijuana smell?
Bryce is patrolling these niggers
>>535678878It’s over. My hearing Bryce yelling angrily is making me feel funny.
>>535678878The present. Look at the judge who just let go the school principal who knew the 6 year old brought a gun to school before he shot his teacher.
>>535678905Overwhelming.
Bryce really is looking her best tonight.
I’m so glad I was born at the perfect time to see America collapse due to fucking brown people everywhere
>>535678878future?it's now
Of course Dan’s bitch ass has to cutaway
>solomens templeOy vey
>>535678878Yes and I couldn't be happier
>>535678971bryce's ass looks rock hard
Challenge: screencap a female under a buck 50
jesus christ this episode has all the stereotypes
bro got them shaky legs
>>535679037
>>535678932You're right - the country is fuckedThis is the judge who dismissed all charges a woman who allowed a 6-year-old to shoot and nearly kill the (white) teacher
have we seen a white person since santa watching himself?
Oh look it’s me in 30 years
addy mad
Odds on Addy relating her Brooklyn background in this parking lot?
that way
>>535679099Nothing will get better until people start ______ judges
I hope the nig in the blue truck decided to drive off by now
>>535679099contempt of court purple lipstick
>>535679099some right wing guy on Twitter asked if she was eating the lamp
I'm glad he didn't hassle that guy on the couch.
>>535679161Peak woman logic. Getting angry after car after car doesn't understand which way to go. It couldn't possibly be that she's giving poor direction.
>>535679180Wha- hold up, which… huh? You… where they, uh…
>that wayWhen you're in the wrong and want to die on that hill
Did you thank Bryce and Addy for their service, keeping those feral niggers in check?
All dees keeds we told to call Dey ride… muh keeds dindu and had to stash their guns before walking outside
Another Saturday night, another strip mall club underage chimp gathering...a tale as old as time.
>>535679211>some right wing guy on Twitter asked if she was eating the lamp
>>535679161
>>535679178I'm pretty sure she's from the bronx. I wonder why she's down south when she could be an nypd making way more money and living with me above a bodega.
>airhorn is annoying to listen toIsn't that their music?The should play opera on the bullhorn
>>535679277Because if she moved back to NYC she wouldn’t be able to tell everyone she’s from NYC
>>535679274Maddy Perez
Why are all their cities in the Sun Belt?
How many fucking niggs were in that place? Damn.
>>535679291>squad car rolls up and starts blaring the aria from ‘Carmen’>Addy screaming DA QUELLA PARTE
>>535679277Probably more peaceful in the south. Plus, with her army background and years on the force, she probably has a nice property in the Carolina that would cost a couple of mil if it was in Westchester
>>535672112I would ask this mid-level skank to lay with me, then hold out misc. gift cards to tempt her to do so. Yes I will pay for it in terms of venereal health but who cares
>>535679325A lot of cities in the sunbelt are crime ridden hellscspes.
>>535679274her seethe when u leave the toilet seat up
>>535674499>this guy thought he was the messiah and totally schizoOk but what if he was though? Imagine how silly everyone would feel
Are these progressive parent commercials relatable to literally anyone? I know most people here are autistic but it seems like a scenario from an alien planet.
>>535679277>>535679296She did a big retirement show a few years ago about how she was retiring and moving back to NYC and then somewhere along the way she ended up going back to Colombia SC (Richland County).>>535679348I live in the south and have been to countless night clubs and strip clubs in shopping centers and honestly those have been the craziest and most fun clubs I have ever been to. It gets fucking insane the things that are allowed in those places, but I would never go to one now.t. 35+ year old boomer
>Kayden
>Guy jumped by his own gangThat is NOT the face I was expecting to see when they turned the camera
>jumped by his own gang Is this dumbass wigger trying to be hip with the blacks or what
>ginger zoomer accosted by his own gang
>AM I ON SPEAKERPHONE
Imagine being a ginger wigger and approaching Jamal asking to join his gang
most red heads are good fighters because they are made fun of from early ages
Kek that other guy is just trying to run a Chinese restaurant
>jumped by his own gangis he concussed or just retarded
lol, zoomers can't answer any of these questions anyway
>>535679491the first couple were funny and relatable but now it's just millennial women making the people do things they dislike instead of something boomers do
>at a motelI dunno bro, she might be with someone else.
>>535679714At least they're good Christians
>don't have kids, bro
If one of the cops fired into the air to disperse the crowd, that would probably turn the whole scene into a firefight, right?
>>535679829The one good thing about women who say this is they’re almost always liberal George Floyd lovers so their ideology will die out
>>535679829Addy doesn't want to have mutt children with me
P I O?
>>535679928Public information officer. The one that gives the updates to the news
>>535679928public information officer, media liason
>>535679922>Addy will never flog you in a pregnancy induced rage because you brought home the wrong ice cream
>>535679928>P I O?Piss in Orifice, she's into watersportsActually I think it's Public Information Officer
>>535679829>>535679903>>535679922She already has a son
new bread >>535679980>>535679980
oooh baby mama drama
IS THIS A FUCKING AI AD
>>535679488Well maybe he had to die in a shootout for our sins and it was all in the plan. He pulled the gun first so there wasn't even a Judas involved snitching on him
>>535680353hah it totally ishow will black actors make money now that there's AI
SHE RAPED ME
>>535670721Niggers
>>535679491They're actually anti-White ads masquerading as anti-Boomer ads. Don't be polite, don't be nice, don't follow rules, don't welcome neighbors...
