It's well known by now that Goblins are a major issue in Zimbabwe. Could we possibly isolate the goblins and introduce them to new environments as a bioweapon?
>>535714285Do they have a sighting report website maybe? I think I saw something scurry away just now.
>>535714685It says Zounds when I hover over
>>535714285Based goblins, keeping blacks in check
>>535714285this is how america will be once the chuds rully destroy the education system and dumb people down to be godly retards
>>535714285A goblin just flew over my hut.
>>535714285It doesn't look too dangerous
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>>535714464What the fuck?
>>535714870No Anon, goblins are not based. Put yourself in the shoes of a poor Zimbabwean police officer.>Wake up paralyzed in the middle of the night.>Skittering on the roof >Scraggly green humonculous cuts off whatever clothes you were sleeping in.>Takes your rock-hard cock and bounces on it heavy style, while you're away from your wife and kids.>Morning comes and you're a steamy salty mess after sleeping in a pool of goblin pussy juice and your sweat and cum.>Door left wide open, room is full of west nile mosquitos.>Goblin also tipped your trashcan over on the way out.They're like sexual raccoons!
>>535716211That's an anti-goblin charm according to the article it came from.
>>535716347Oh, cool
>>535714285oh god, I hope its not rapegoblins again. my anus isnt ready yet
everyone knows goblins are real, just leave the window open a crack if you don't believe me. you'll get goblins within a week. they eat virgins.
Goblin Slayer by Netflix
>>535714285The Kelly-Hopkinsville aliens are back for revenge.
>>535714285Goblin these nuts
>>535714285>Be Rhodia>Tell white people to fuck off>White people leave>Call your country Zimbabwe>Get haunted & attacked by literal goblinsFucking kek. It's real.https://afrinik.com/story-of-zimbabwes-goblin-crisis-they-invade-marital-beds/
They need some clean water asap
>>535714285>goblinscan we fuck them?
>>535714285Yes, but unfortunately the goblins only go after sub-room temp IQs, so the range is limited to Africa and India
>>535714285I thought they already raped and cannibalized all the local pygmies into extinction?
>>535714285Either ai slop or the veil is actually lifting.
glowies are behind this
>>535714285Goburins?
>>535714285I want to see one of these goblins fight an Argentinian gnome
>>535717193They did. All the pygmies are dead. They are facing literal grey & green skinned hook nosed fucking goblins. Something is pushing them from out below, perhaps to do with Ahriman fucking losing it. You know all those fucking weird animals that appear in Narnia or some shit? Most of those fled underground. The Giant of Kandahar Style.
>>535714285are they gremlin type of goblins or goblin slayer type of goblins?
But what's a goon to a goblin?
GOBLIN VOMIT AND SLOP
Only human beings are stupid enough to exist on the surface of the earth. Where "He" can get you.
>>535714285"GOBLINS"theyre using it as a code word for jews lolreal goblins are just as nub tho
>>535717710Little of collum a little of collum b.
>>535717866the shit on the floor child raping nigger jesus ?lmao imagine being so low ranking u gotta hide underground bakacough the sun
>>535717914My nigger. No. Literal. GREENSKINS.Something is either pumping them out of a science vat down there, or they are a remnant ancient race. Either way. Hostile.
>>535717573eh at least ahriman isnt as bad as the shit on the floor child raping nigger jesusoh wait he is jesus
even if he isnt ahriman is my bitchbow before your master bitch
>>535718026No. No he isn't. Your bible is only 3000 years old at best. Most of it was scraps taken from stories about a time far longer ago. If, that monster, somehow survived the flood, he is a good 300,000 years ahead of everyone technologically. In fact, he is the monster that supposedly killed Melkior, Balthasar and Gaspar...
Didn't they have one as president a few years back?
And you guys thought black people renting apes to control the goblin population was crazy. Oh how the turns have tabled!
>>535718070You know. The three guys who visited your supposed loving God and savior?
>>535718298boomers have destroyed the ape rental market
>>535714285send them home to Israel, sorted
>>535714285We will take it back, commieniggers, and this time, pool's closed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmqUNfflw3shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Inq-nszYdohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4_ZtiUq9Hc
>>535714445>picrelatedImagine real life turning into a real open world MMORPG, and all local governments collapsing, that would be so fucking funny, and cool. We can only hope it happens, lol.
>>535714285they introduce themselves well enough
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>>535718298more like>black pypo are bent apes
>>535716270t-that's h-hot....
>>535714285You're not supposed to talk about goblins
>>535719509Fucking who cares what we are not supposed to do!!
>>535720460The Goblins
tell me more about the goblins , what are their policies and how do i get to keep one as a pet ?
>>535721193Low iq vermin that are ancaps. Constantly seething and looking for any opportunity to destroy out of spite. Only thing approaching loyalty/group coherence is to immediate tribe or current master to suck up to for scraps. Imagine a 3 way mix between abbos, gypsies and jews.
>>535714285I cant really make fun of Africans for believing in goblins. Our country is all riled up about aliens that we've never even seen, but our jewish overlords have assured us are real.
>>535720460You spent all your years blockading the very existence of independent thought and "magic". Of course, pressure was going to build, and eventually explode. Reap what you have sown.
>>535714285>goblinsthats a minor problem if ive ever heard of one. just use fire magicks, they hate itill tell you whos got the real problem is nigeria, with their penis-stealing sorcerers
>>535714285Cool down with the antisemitic remarks
>>535714285It's punishment for their killing of the farmers.
What the fuck goblins aren't even native to Africa, how did they get there?
>>535714285They must have some oil. Lujan is around there dropping her art class projects to start some shit.
>>535716022I GOTZ ME PRODDER
>>535718298Where do they rent apes?
>It is known...brown subhumans, everything is superstition
How do we stop these Rhodesian Agarthan racist Goblins?
>>535714285>Zimbabwean Goblinsadd it to the list?
>>535723523so a chupacabra is really just pedro x chihuaha?
>>535716270oh no that sounds terrible
>>535725702no it's probably an alien
>>535714285TOTAL GOBLIN DEATH
>>535718298>Black people? Rent apes!
>>535714285*Smacks lips* dey goblins up in haar nigga
>>535717070Complex mating ritual and there's dowries involved. Like the fairy tales say don't owe the fairy folk a bride when they are owed.
>>535723523And to a fool, a Hylic, and a normie, Nothing is.
What do the goblins want?
The midgets went into hiding and bred enough to now go outside.They are green from a genetic inbred feature I suspect.
>>535726671pussy obviously
>>535714756kek
>>535723399dont play coyyou guys brought em in during the boer war. the goblins you see nowadays are the descendants of the ones that went AWOL
