Previous: >>535709986Day: 5 of the 8-day Tгump ultimatum for Iran to "come to the table"Day: 15 of the 2-day [PAUSED] Operation Project Freedom©Day: 33 of the 10-day Ceasefire™ with LebanonDay: 42 of the 14-day Ceasefire™ with IranDay: 81 of the 1-day "Special Military Operation® to decapitate Iran"▶RECENT:>Orange Man talking about deal with Iran, verbatim: "[...] It will be [...] not like the deal made by Obama. Our deal is the exact opposite, but nobody has seen it, or knows what it is. It isn't even fully negotiated yet." >US warns Iran to capitulate or face military punishment "the likes of which has not been seen in modern history".>Hezbollah liberates Bayada town, South Lebanon>Tгump warns Iran to "come to the table" by "early next week" - or else!>Tгump claims that Qatar, KSA and *the UAE* (lol, lmao even) begged him to not attack Iran, so as to give peace a chance, warns Iran of heavy attack that might be launched "at a moment's notice">Tasnim claims US agrees to lift Iran oil sanctions during negotiations>UAE says a drone hit a non-critical part of its nuclear power plant complex>U.S. intelligence reports that the attacks to neutralize Iran's offensive capabilities around the Straight have been mostly ineffective; 30/33 bases asserted to remain▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" or Tгump posts without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug>Do not engage with off-topic Hasbara blogposters▶Oil Price:https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Kino:https://rentry.org/pig-kino▶X Accounts:https://rentry.org/irxacc▶Iranian Newshttps://rentry.org/irnews▶Telegram Channels:https://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alerts:https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffic:https://www.flightradar24.com/https://flihtaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>>535718552Death to the great satanA curse on the yahood.May Iran continue raping america.
Rubio: If negotiations with Iran do not reach a result within the next 60 days, President Trump will still have all military options on the table.
Deal status ?
>>535718654clowns
Total Sunni Death
>>535718655Still bitching about Nuclear themes
I'm having burgers for dinner.
>Iran must not be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon >the country that has all its leaders wanted by ICJ, committed every known warcrime in history and is currently invading 3 of its 5 neighbours? Yeah those guys are cool no we don't need to sanction or attack them for having nukes, here's 1000 holocausts dollars in aid as well Iranbros if you need me I can test the nuclear material, I'll touch them with my hands but please nuke all of Europe alongside kikes and mutts. Death to the white race. TWD
>I am currently talking to two sources I really respect. They are both telling me that Trump is backing away from the deal with Iran, likely under extreme internal pressure (i.e. Israel and its domestic allies in the US). This is a terrifying turn of events.
>>535718552>>535718655>>535718672https://www.iranintl.com/en/202605244481>EXCLUSIVE>Iran demands access to $12B in Qatar funds as precondition for US MoU>Iranian negotiators are demanding the immediate release of $12 billion in frozen assets held in Qatar as a precondition for advancing talks with the United States, an informed source with direct knowledge of the negotiations told Iran International.
It seems like the reality of the situation is Iran and the US agreed that both sides want a deal. Once again both sides presenting frameworks which neither side accepts. We've been here before, nothing will change come Monday, its just more blustering for the markets and stall tactics to avoid military escalation by both parties
>>535718779(((shaiel ben-ephraim)))(((two sources I really respect)))just kike cope move on
>>535718779>extreme internal pressure (i.e. Israel and its domestic allies in the US)>internal >(i.e. Israel and its domestic allies in the US)Kill all mutts
>>535718654>Rubio: If negotiations with Iran do not reach a result within the next 60 days, President Trump will still have all military options on the table.its truly hopeless as long as zionist faggots are in charge of the US government.israels intent for this war was that there would be no Iran at all after it, nothing to make deals with, no one to negotiate with. there was supposed to be nothing and no one.this threat to return back to the jewish war of annihilation makes zero sense given Irans 100 percent ability to render gulf nations uninhabitable if israel does anything insane againits like they say this shit purely for the israeli media or somethingno one in America except for lunatic zionists want to see some return to ass insane bombing of Iran, which will double gas prices from where they are now
>>535718655I'd just like to remind everyone that the terrible, awful, weak, horrific JCPOA included Iran giving up all (yes, all) of their enriched uranium, and they did that immediately (yes, immediately).It was never about the uranium.They want Iran down to their knees as a Judeo-Mutt vassal.
>>535718821why are they so desperate for a measly 12 billion can they no longer pay the Islamic goons to shoot on iranians ?
>>535718742I don't give one rat shit about memorial day (for a country that starts rich man wars constantly and shreds their soldiers into swiss cheese and lets them rot afterwards) but I love cooking outside on a fire or a shit charcoal grill and will use any excuse to go do so. But but I can't think of what to make. The have some steaks on sale but even with the sale price the prices for beef are still horrible. Chicken seems more reasonable but I dunno. I can make some good grilled corn at least.
>>535718654Can the global economy handle another 60 days of closure in the Strait of Hormuz?
>>535718654>60 daysfor fuck's sake, this is worse than NEH, this is pure blue balling
>>535718934I mean Israel is a pretty damn big internal tumor inside USA
>>535719054Nice and hot here today proper BBQ weather
>>535719002Islamic goons do it for freeAlso you have no idea what Iran went through from 1980-1989. Let me know when we drop sarin gas on 144 cities and starve millions like Saddam did.Irans economy is fine. Exchange rates in london did not matter to the Soviet Union for 90 years and they won't matter here either
>>535718738That's a nice photo, but...>33
>>535719002Trust building exercise
>>535719002Digging.Same as last time.Stalling?So they can dig.Asking for money?Funds for digging.Iran is dwarfmaxxing the fuck out of the country.
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio:"We condemn in the strongest terms Hezbollah's reckless call to overthrow the elected Lebanese governmentRubio condemns Hezbollah in the strongest terms after it ignored Lebanon's government and called for its overthrow.- Hezbollah has continued firing at Israeli positions and is transferring fighters and weapons into southern Lebanon in violation of the ceasefire- The Lebanese government called on Hezbollah to halt attacks. Hezbollah ignored ithttps://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2058624573344485790#m
>>535718866Yeah, it seems both sides think they have the leverage and stand to benefit more from the ceasefire - whether in terms of arms replenishment, economic pressure from a prolonged closure of the Strait, or willingness to keep fighting. But imo. the US can’t afford to wait much longer, given the midterms and the rapid depletion of the SPR, while Iran can likely hold out longer due to its experience under heavy sanctions. There’s not much historical precedent for this kind of standoff. In the end, it looks like each side is waiting for the other to blink first a pretty unusual dynamic.
>>535719057The global economy can handle around -30 days of closure of the pool, a recession was already baked in since a month ago, lmao. 60 days more would make it a depression.
>>535719054Sausage, my favorite grill food. Specifically Italian sausage, slap it on some fresh Italian bread, mmmmm
If China were based and not retarded, they'd just give Iran a nuke. It'd end this whole stupid fucking fiasco pretty quick, and how would China suffer from it? Oh no! US tariffs!? Give me a fucking break, every country needs China and given how unwilling US was about going to war with Iran, there's no fucking way they start bullying China.China have big PP, they just don't know how to throw it around
>>535719268>how would China suffer from it?US will give Taiwan a nuke. That train has no brakes once it starts.
>>535719207why does it say Hizballah?
>>535718866are you some kind of bot?the US refuses to engage in any rational, meaningful way,and as if it is some kind of broken jewish robot, repeats over and over and over and over>"under no circumstance will Iran ever possess a nuclear weapon"as if anyone fucking cares about that if it brings back $2 gassits purely and completely jewish concern, jewish demand and jewish talking pointno one in America could possibly care about something so meanginless like Iran possessing a nuke i will never use anyway
>>535719207hahah hezbollah has them spookedthey really thought they could just incite a civil war and get away with it
>>535719207Based hezbollah
>>535719268China stays out of it specifically by not arming other countries, that's how. They are doing enough as it is selling them drone parts honestly. If Iran wants to buy a weapon they are better off doing an agreement with North Korea.
>>535719207Holy shit, the chutzpah
>>535718654did they make up this 60 day timeline on their own or does it actually correspond to something
>>535719268They don't even have to give it to Iran, they could base one of their own there and say Iran is under our umbrella. Then China is still in control of it but Iran is protected from invasion. I'm actually really surprised Russia didn't do this already.
>>535719268R A R EARE
>>535719351But anon Iran will make le nuke and they eill immediately use it because they hate our freedomz god I hate kikes and their golem mutt niggers
>>535719207But Hezbollah was "decimated" last year and the Lebanese government was wresting away all their weapons with ease?What happened?
>>535719054Chicken hearts are 2 dollar a pound. Chicken liver is 4 or something.Excellent for sloooooowwww cooking in a massive cauldron over a fire while getting violently drunk on homemade elderberry liquor (just macerate in everclear overnight then mix with a lemon lime soda of your choosing).
>>535719207israel is annexing parts of the country, demanding the other side to not fight back is retarded adelson babble
>>535719339not one person ever believes taiwan would use a nuke, and the US it self would never give them one simply for the fact TSMC exists and the domestic US plant will never over take its importance
>>535718738Who is the one woman in that photograph.She is worth identifying if she is the only woman who has a seat at that table of regressive islamic boomers.
>>535719506>chicken hearts and everclearaustrians live like this?
>>535719506I haven't cooked over a fire for hours in a while because I haven't chopped enough wood to do so. My dry wood pile is kind if small and it just rained where I am for 2 days straight so it will take forever to dry that wood. At some point I'll do it though just maybe not tomorrow.
>>535719505they were also decimated this year as well. so who fucking knows what's actually going on
>>535719268RAREARE>>535719054>be american>all you can afford to grill are vegetables and down them with a chug of jewjewcumgrimkill your local deer is the best I can offer
>>535719500>But anon Iran will make le nuke and they eill immediately use it because they hate our freedomz god I hate kikes and their golem mutt niggersits the most embarrassing pathetic boomer propaganda ever, to shield israelthe infuriating>"Iran will nuke the world and we will all die instantly"shit is the most pathetic faggot nigger rage inducing retardation ever concievedas if a single nuclear bomb could end the human raceits hollywood boomer shit for a cohort of the population raised on US/soviet thermonuclear war that never happened and never will
>>535719207>Hezbollah's reckless call to overthrow the elected Lebanese governmentwhen'd that happen? I missed it, sounds kinda newsworthy
>>535719510*failing to annex, which is why they’re rolling in excavators and bulldozers to give it the Gaza treatment
>>535719556I remember when the US-China meeting picture was doing the rounds and the lack of women there was hailed by migger cockroaches as a "return to meritocracy".
New Al Jazeera article about a potential fallout in the Iran-Russia alliance.https://www.aljazeera.com/features/longform/2026/5/24/they-dont-like-each-other-is-russia-and-irans-alliance-falling-apart
>>535719644>kill your local deer is the best I can offerneed a loicense for that
>>535719500amerimutt fatigue is a real thing you know. look it up
>>535719556>She is worth identifying if she is the only woman who has a seat at that table of regressive islamic boomers.lmao US propaganda insists Iran look like the ragheads not the ones on the left. if you fed that image to the American media with no comment they would identify Iran as the "repressive islamic hell hole" as the 'right side' of the image
We won. Thanks Elon. Thanks Trump. Jews, niggers, trannies, nafotroons and libtards are on suicide watch. We took our country back.
>>535719644>all you can afford to grill are vegetablesIf you're creative not necessarily. But don't act like grilled vegetables aren't delicious and can't make a good meal.
>>535719470Russia hasn't really been liked in decades so moving nooks around would be very bad. The last thing you want is for turkey and Greece to start agreeing on something because there's a Russian nuke pointed at their butthole now.China could probably get away with it.Just without the actual declaration.Just say you're testing a new bunker design with the help of local experts and troll face when people start whining about it.
>>535719672>sounds kinda newsworthyIt's not, really. Ordinary shia lebanese and to a lesser extent maronites loudly discuss it in popular political discourse. If a senior official explicitly said it sure but lots of people there are resigned to the fact a civil war between an increasingly ZOG-raped central government and hezbollah is inevitable.
>>535719734>land of the free home of the braveJesus man, the other day you guys arrested some foid for a tweet calling out the water being undrinkable in some Texas cityAmerica needs to free itself from the eternal squid and its mind control tentacles
>>535719815You must be Jewish
what a complete fucking blunder by trump to announce a "complete" deal out of nowhere. he's managed to piss off literally everyone and gotten nothing for it>anti-war people are pissed that we almost reached a pace deal but then threw it away and the war is going to continue>pro-war people are pissed and panicking that trump almost surrendered on a whim >pro-israel people are pissed pissed that they've been sidelined and aren't a part of the negotiations>anti-israel people are pissed that israel tanked the deal and controls trump
>>535719724>Iran and Russia now must hate eachother because of something that happened 197 years agoprobably the most jewish concept of all time
>>535719823Sure but even thirdies can afford to grill some delicious meat, sad state of affairs America is in. And yet they wonder why soon 110 is a reality...
>>535719708>>535719768But who is she?
>>5357196191) Don't shit talk chicken hearts you people eat jellied eels and suet pudding 2) Students get up to weird shit sometimes and right now the economy is bad enough you gotta find a way to cope.>>535719623Shit nigga get to it. You can also make it in the oven obviously.Btw is the tailgate party thing still real?Or did the coof kill it?
>>535719708This one?
lmao. brown retards with their head canon.
>>535719976>But who is she?a humiliation ritual installed by their colonial overlords
>>535720043>lmao. brown retards with their head canon.
>Iran warns it will not back down from red lines, deal not expected today
>>535720034Great Xing
>>535719708>meritocracy>Trump is PresidentHearty keks all around
>>535719896>Wins the election to no small degree because of his tweets >Loses Public favor for the same reason He who lives by the Goy Bird shall die by the Goy Bird.
Is the Truth Social account run by CCP spies? His inner circle is compromised.On a related note, is there a nitter version of that site? It is full of annoying pop-up ads like websites in the 2000s
>>535720089>"Iran also reportedly rejected Pakistan’s suggestion to move forward on agreed sections while postponing contentious points, calling the disputed clauses fundamental and non-negotiable."Pakis are fucking rats. Iran is entirely alone in this battle, how depressing
>>535719664Opennigger was predictive programming to reinstate the fear of noooks in the public consciousness
>>535720186They're Sunni and they're Jeets what did you expect?
>>535720169How's gay posts aren't why he lost support, that would be the complete an utter betrayal of the promises he made to his voters.
>>535719207This was probably in response to pic rel
Just 5, 6 or 7 more days
>>535719672It's in response to Naim Qassem's speech earlier this eveningHezbollah Secretary General Naeem Qassem calls on the Lebanese people (mainly Hezbollah supporters) to take to the streets and topple the current government in LebanonIn his speech a short while ago, he said:"The people have the right to take to the streets and topple the government as part of the struggle against the American-Israeli project that targets our institutions."More from his speech tonight:"We will not give up our weapons.What is happening now in southern Lebanon is the beginning of the end of the State of Israel.If the current government is unable to defend its sovereignty, it must step down.Direct negotiations with Israel are unacceptable - it is a free gift to the enemy.We will come out of this war with our heads held high. We will rebuild the houses. Their residents will return to them. We will expel the enemy from our lands when it is defeated and declare the third liberation.Our tremendous resistance humiliates the Israeli enemy.Palestine is our compass. We will remain by its side.Iran, under the leadership of Mojtaba Khamenei, has succeeded in humiliating the American and Israeli enemy."
>>535720183So few people care about truth social that there is no nitter version of it or even an alternative like bluesky. Also I wouldn't be surprised if truth social gets dumped and sold in the next 5 years.
>>535719672See >>535720366
>>535720406Based, Lebanese government are good goyim who just let their people get murdered.
>>535720414>in the next 5 years.It's gonna fold as soon as he does, lmao.Do you think anyone voluntarily goes there for any other reason?
>>535720406>If the current government is unable to defend its sovereignty, it must step down.He's right, thoughever
>>535720414He'll probably try to take it public to dump on his remaining followers one last time.
>>535720406based speech 10/10
>>535720391Not a second goes by that orange retard doesn't impress.
>>535720524>>535720543I just hope the onion buys it like they bought infowars. Complete the humiliation ritual.
>>535718654Only 4.28x 2 more weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKSRdDflbdQ
>>535720807>MARIO AWFULno
>>535720913shut up, we love the twink here
>>535720543It's already public (DJT) and he already did that. Look at the 2x pump n dump lmao. The stock market is Jewish games. Ironically, betting markets are more legitimate and reality-based.
>>535720913who watches his show for his opinion? just watch it for the guests wtf
>On Saturday, Trump held a phone call with the leaders of Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Pakistan, Turkey, Egypt, Jordan and Bahrain to discuss the emerging deal with Iran>Trump told the leaders that after the war with Iran ends he expects all of them who are still not part of the Abraham Accords or don't have peace agreements with Israel to join and normalize relations with the Jewish state, two U.S. officials said. >The leaders, especially those of Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Pakistan who don't have formal diplomatic relations with Israel, were surprised by Trump's request. "There was silence on the line and Trump joked and asked if they are still there," one of the U.S. officials said. please respond...
oman is the only one playing its cards right
>>535721113LEGALLYACQUIREDRUBIES
>>535718654We're two weeks away from it already being 60 days, so just add 8.5 weeks for 104 days total or 14.8 weeks.
>>535721113Negotiating with the USA probably feels like dealing with Hulk Hogan on a coke binge
>>535721041>>535720956He's a lazy retarded hack grifter that steals content like a kike. Do better. Can't wait for that retards lolcow arc thats all but inevitable.
>>535721113Omanis are just chill bros. They're a stark and welcome contrast to the classless status-obsessed narcissists of the other Gulf countries
>>535721098>There was silence on the line and Trump joked and asked if they are still thereJust brutal dude LMAO
>>535721098JUST
>>535721306>He's a lazy retarded hack grifter that steals content like a kike.yes>Do better.No>Can't wait for that retards lolcow arc thats all but inevitable.leave your feud where it belongs fruitfarmer
>>535718757>please nuke all of Europe alongside kikes and mutts. Death to the white race. TWDhi, moshe.
>>53572125514.88 weeks, perhaps?
>>535721098>There was silence on the line and Trump joked and asked if they are still there," one of the U.S. officials said. It is time to make peace your security guarantor is retarded.
>>535718637The waters have receded around Babylon.The modern-day Cyrus is about to strike. Thus with a great swoop shall she be felled.
>>535721041I would watch if he learned to shut up more and only asked the guests questions. He rambles on with his dogshit opinions he formed based on vibes and on his For You xitter feed
brown thread
So turns out there was no deal and Trump was bullshitting again?
>>535721266That's a great point, Trump is genuinely confused about why the Iron Sheik won't put him over
>>535721559Actually the waters are surging around Babylon
>>535721098>trump demands that after the war of aggression isreal started, that ruined gulf nations in perpetuity, said gulf nations must formally submit to israel in deed and document>they should also thank israel for the privilege to do so
>>535721603Either that or he got the call from Bibi regarding stopping the Lebanon invasion
New deranged tweethttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116631236648279838
>>535721603
>>535721603There won't be a deal until someone is bleeding out
>>535720233Shit, they literally ordered a movie from Nolan, this makes so much sense. Makes sense why it was such a generic and shitty run of the mill hollywood movie
>>535721564>based on vibes he is playing the innocent sucker, he does has his two bit schemes running and thinks he can hide when he couches his opinion, self censors or is grift maxxing with fake emotional concern, compassion griftingthe only person who I will never share for sure is the psychopathic mossad lex friedman
>>535721603Things are exactly as they have been for the past three months. Iran and the Israelis repeating the same demands on loop is not negotiation.
>>535721603imagine you can make a "deal" with drooling jewish retards who incessantly spew>"under no circumstance can Iran ever possess a nuclear weapon"over and over and over and over and overthere is nothing you can do with those peoplenothingits a hopeless pointless situation
>>535721727Glorifying a commie kike no less, and the goiym ate it up
>>535721098it's very jewish to just demand things and then expect it to manifest out of thin air
>>535720233okike was whitewashing communist jewish traitors who gave nukes to americas enemies for jewish reasons
>>53572039167>6767>6767>6767>6767>67
>there's a deal/ceasefire/whatever>iran:"actually no">trump threatens he'll destroy iran>TACO>repeat the same process over and over until ???>one of the last xitter posts trump had was saying he's not in a rush for a deal and time is on his sidecomplete fake and gay world we're living in.
>>535721667i have no clue who this is supposed to appeal towho fucking sees this shit, looks at gas prices then goes>"HA BASED!!! TRUMP BASED!! TIME TO OWN IRAN AGAIN!! DURKA DURKA TOWELHEADS TICK TOCK!!"is that the kind of post that keeps mark levin from literally self immolating? does that keep the zio-crowd salivating?
>>535721098Hi arabs I know kikes in the last 3 years committed one genocide, 2 domicides, 5 invasions, annexed territories from 3 arab countries and attacked 7 middle eastern countries and not only the 2 state solution going nowhere, its being actively sabotaged by kikes but can normalise relations now? They are nice people and not bloodthirsty demonic fiends at all guys, thanks for your attention to this matter president DJT
Shillbros already accepting defeat
>>535721830lmao especially when youre demanding gulf nations formally submit to israel after the war israel started devastated decades of gulf imagine rebuilding
>>535721823>>535721667I was thinking we take the best of Trump's AI slop memes and use them as a basis for the Trump Arch's relief work. Have some carved marble of the drone blowing up the warship, mostly based on the AI slop post's image.
>>535721891>2 domicidescall it progroms
>>535719207>Hizbollah Only the Khazarian tranny calls them like that
>>535721823Bro, wtf. How is Iran just supposed to ignore this
>>535721890There are miggers who post regularly in this thread who this content appeals to. It works
>>535720366How is this guy still alive?
>>535722033pretty much, another american shit test trying to normalize saber rattlingiran better pop up a missile into the strait just because
>>535721667uhhh anon, I believe that's actually a trvthnvke
>>535722044Those shills are not real people, they are paid to celebrate this slop
>>535721098Lmao.
>Back to spamming AI slopIs this what he does now when he's throwing a tantrum?
>>535721098Time is a flat circle
>BREAKING: An Iranian official states that the Strait of Hormuz will not be reopened until the US makes financial concessions to Iran>The official says, “Reopening the strait, which only benefits the US economy, is not even an option we are considering”I've been telling you from the start that the actual goal of Iran is to stall talks for the economic pressure to finally hit the west proper
>>535718552
Bahrain is going full shia deathhttps://xcancel.com/DropSiteNews/status/2058629688722141509#m
why did he do this over the weekend rather than on tuesday
>>535722291Lmao. This was obvious.
The difference between Iran and Vietnam is that Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.
>>535722250Kek yep. And when his adderall wears off tonight around 10-11pm est we’ll get a seething essay
>>535722291It's already hitting, but trump has stated explicitly that he doesn't care about economic hardship for his constituents
>>535722291how does it hurt the US economy again? stonks are record highs if you havent heard.
>>535722291>we're going to have to deal with the jizya strait for two more months so that even more countries get fuckedbased iran. i want americans to keep suffering.
>>535722438stocks aren't the economy
>>535722438Migger hasbara
>>535722317Surely his won't backfire
>>535722438>Green screen and Paper means everything is dandyTruly a retard.
>>535722333because it's the opposite of a TACO, he said he'd make peace then nahor he's getting more senilealso nice 3 3s
>>535718654sixty days? lmao
>>535722438an artificially bloated market will just lead to a bigger crash jews are borrowing to keep it propped up because they want iran to be defeated
>>535722559the TACO in this situation that he can't decide to either go out or to go in. Same as he does in ukraine which the US is still running with the UK behind the scenes.
>>535722487>>535722516>>535722523>>535722597cope. none of you explained how it is hurting our economy.
If I was north korea and the US went for another round of iran war I would take the south next year.
>>535722438>stonks are record highs if you havent heardIt's only the seven FAANG/tech (I guess the N is basically for NVidia now) stocks that are soaring super high excluding them stock prices are relatively flat. Plus these single-digit tech stocks are only appearing so large because>they're all trading enormous sums of money with each other>these sums of money are basically to buy hardware to build data centers>in the hope that data centers will create the demand for AI thus justifying the bubble
>>535722665Ask a farmer
>>535718654I guess they weren't kidding back then
>>535722317How come Azerbaijan shias are the only normal ones
>>535721098> "There was silence on the line and Trump joked and asked if they are still there," one of the U.S. officials said.KEK, FUCKING SUBREAL.
>trump will become an even worse president in modern time than biden did anyone imagine he'd start a fight for the jews >>535722689tbqhfam it would be another russia/ukraine 2.0
>>535722665Explain how it helps the economy then. Explain how skyrocketing bonds is a good thing. I'm sure you'll struggle there.
>>535722772how is it that haredim are the only normal jews while everybody else is just a goyish arab or ukrainian?
>>535722744US govt has always supported farmers with subsidies. its not profitable for them if they dont so nothing changes there.
>>535722802how so?
>>535722734> Nvidia is able to invest $100 billion in OpenAI> But the US isn't able to unfreeze $2 billion of Iran's assets in the United States.
>>535722802>Than BidenYou loo that is in terms of too short a timeframe by the end he will be the worst president in the countrys history. This is not a meme.
>>535722734Can't even build them if helium disappears.
>>535722772Azerbaijan is a secular, atheist state. Almost exclusively.And they support you only because it benefits them. They don't give a shit abotu your schizo religion
>>535722854south gook is still a strong country, and other countries near it will not stand by and just let north gook invade it, too much at stake.>>535722892this is turning to be america's suez canal moment where it's influence will dwindle a lot, so you're he'll probably be one of the worst presidents of all time.
>>535722845can they print diesel and fertilizer?
>>535722990>south gook is still a strong countryno, the north got nukes themselves and an Iron clad russian and chinese nuclear backed defense pactthe south got nothing but US troops who will hide in hotels the moment anything happensif the US goes into Iran then the North can take south korea and there is nothing the US can do about itdue the weakness imposed on her proxies and the relative strength and autonomy china granted her proxy
>>535719268but China wants to drain the US same as the US wants to drain China.it is good for China for the US to be stuck in a quagmire after a quagmire. the Soviet Union was dissolved after getting stuck in Afghanistan.
>Satellite imagery dated May 24, 2026 from the Larestan underground missile facility (http://maps.app.goo.gl/kuyj5PMfLW2SkV4o7) shows that the main entrance has been completely cleared and suffered no structural damage.Remarkable, no firepower available to hit the Lar Missile City main entranceDespite those many JASSM carried by B-52 and B-2 supposendly enjoying Air Dominance over Iran...
>>535722821A migger will probably think bonds being high is a good thing because that means investors will get more money
a deal will never happen so long israel is not willing to stop chimping out or america telling the jews to fuck off.>>535723203i mean russia also has nukes but ukriane is still fighting back. when a country is at an existential war they will do whatever it takes to fight back even when their opponent has nuclear weapons.
>>535723259north korea going into the south would be better for china than taiwanit would set the table and make clear what route taiwan is on and south korea is more vulnerable it is risky as it stands but if the US does another round in iran then north korea has a unique opportunityto throw out the occupiers of the korean peninsula
>>535721454>wipipo dindu nuffin
https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2058602694160290144
>>535723290Inventories are dwindling at an alarming rate. Miggers will be eating crow soon.
>>535722871Democracy is cool when it's like a few farmer tribes of 10,000 each. When you pass the 100-million marker for people in a nation, the word "democracy" becomes a joke. At 300+ million people any stable government is an empire. At this scale, monetary systems only interfere with civic and social systems subtly, through the means of lobbyists and legislation. The 3000 page bill is to blame, or the interchangeable legislators, or lobbyists. The last people that are blamed are corrupt industrialists that are interchangeable with the lobbyists.In any case it's billionaire business leaders that are calling the shots within the United States, and the executive office apparently isn't going down without a fight. It may costs $1bil to run for president sure, but other people can sponsor you. Once you have the job there's apparently lots of opportunities to make that billion back.One reason the retirees love voting so much may be because they're the only demographic of people the government remotely likes listening too. And that's likely only because they still own so much real estate, boomers/retirees are the richest cohort by far.
>>535723290russia is very autistic due to cold war doctrine and the whole brother war thingI do this exercise mostly to illstrutate how much the Iran war has fucked US posture and what it would do if they go for another round
>>>535718552Yahwa(יַהְוָה), bless the State of Israel. Yahwa(יַהְוָה), bless those European Americas. Yahwa(יַהְוָה), bless any & all sovereign European nation-states. Amen(אָמֵן).
I don't have work tomorrow so I shall be AGGRESSIVELY shitposting tonight. How are all the /pig/gers? any updates since this morning?
>>535723423>India and Indonesia are empiresLolLmao
>>535723481It's YHWH get your demon names correct.
is /pig/ joever
>>535723362they are ruled by kikes same as we are
>>535723509we've only just joegun
>>535723509no, not at all. the war is just paused for now, until a nuclear deal is signed /pig/ is still needed. the memorandum isn't the nuclear deal btw.
>>535723500the father of lies has many names
>Hezbollah publishes a special video showing a number of FPV strikes on occupation army vehicles, technical equipment, and soldiers around Rachafhttps://files.catbox.moe/qi621b.mp4I hadnt heard this version of that song before, it sounds even more like a 90s action film theme
>>535719470>They don't even have to give it to Iran, they could base one of their own there and say Iran is under our umbrella. Then China is still in control of it but Iran is protected from invasion. I'm actually really surprised Russia didn't do this already.The Constitution of Iran forbids foreign bases and Russia used to be an occupier of Iran back in the day so they are still sensitive about that.
>>535723494In terms of raw man-power, yes. You have to pick a strategy for a "stable government." In the USA it's corporate lawyer warfare that keeps the peace. You fuck up my car/house/body? It's $50,000 debt at minimum or whatever, which is like several years of labor for poor people. In India it's open corruption. China is rich enough to run a police state. I'm not sure about Indonesia.
>>535720183if you only want to follow Trump,https://trumpstruth.org/
>>535723290This implies Israel has any power too. They're currently getting their butthole spread open by missiles and drones. Tehran's offensive is being heavily censored in the West.
>>535723494India could fit that description, it has many regions that are pretty different culturally. I’m not sure about Indonesia, though.
>>535723509this is like the 4th or 5th fake deal so far so no
>>535723509Far from. It is becoming increasingly likely a deal between the United States and Iran will not be reached. Both sides originally agreed to concede some maximalist demands. Twenty-four hours later, after extreme pressure from the Israelis and other pro-Israel Trump confidants, the administration has changed its tone dramatically, demanding the Iranians give up their complete stockpile for any sanctions relief and frozen assets. While it was originally stated partial assets would be unfrozen as a part of the MoU, the Israelis have also demanded freedom of action in Lebanon, a key point the Iranians refuse to agree upon.The MoU is under immense pressure and is likely to fall apart unless one side backs down.
>>535722317>"The love of money is the root of all evils." – St PaulThe Gulf statelets, the "cooperation council", the tinpot regimes of arab niggers were founded upon and only exist due to love of money.The Gulf statelets are literally, ontologically rooted upon evil; the evil and greed of Judeo-capitalists and their Anglo golems. No surprise that they instantly degenerated into the fakest, most artificial, forced, dysgenic, savage, degenerate, subhuman pseudo-"countries" that human history ever had the misfortune of being smeared with.Iran has a duty to rid humanity of this cancer once and for all.
>>535723729The biggest loser in the war will likely be Israel. The us sucks a lot of Jew dick but even that has an end. When everybody sits and determines who to point a finger at that will be the one they select.
>BREAKING: Tehran says Washington has 'retreated' on key mutual understandings, Al Jazeera's Ali Hashem reports
nuke > missile mountain base > hyper sonic > short range ballistic > mass quantity warhead drone > glide bomb spam > artillery lines > FPV drones > tanks > infantry with assault rifle
sigh i want to see jewish people blow up
>>535723949
Trump renegged on the deal after Republican warhawks AND Democrats called out the deal and the Republicans said it was worse than the deal Obama didhttps://www.timesofisrael.com/nightmare-for-israel-senior-gop-senators-criticize-alleged-terms-of-emerging-iran-deal/https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2026/05/24/trump-blasts-losers-criticizing-potential-iran-deal-after-republican-uproar/https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/24/republican-hawks-trump-deal-iran
>>535723949They didn't understand it
>>535723949>bibi reined them inImagine my shock!
New Orange Nigger post
>>535724106
if the US expends her last load on iran and enters the quagmire then I would take south korea if I was the norks in 2027for china that is better and easier than the taiwan gambit as well, chin could easily support the north on the down low as well in the endevour
>>535723259China doesn't actually want war. They don't care about draining US military supplies. They want US hurting geopolitically and economically, which is absolutely the case, but oil prices are fucking China up right now too
>>535724106>AND Democratsany names or examples? not that i dont like believe it, congress is in favor of this war they just dont want to sign their names to it
>>535724176So their solution is to.....dig deeper....
>>535724209Iran didn't want war either.
>>535724106>>535724176By saying that his deal was worse than Obama's(it objectively was) that triggered him, he then reneged on giving Iran some of their frozen assets and also reneged on lifting the blockade
>>535723869You don't understand how far fucking sunk US popularity is. We can't even present the idea that we're a superpower anymore. We let a blackbox AI bomb a girl's school and burn through 10 years of arsenal and stockpile to lose every single US middle-eastern base, all our defensive infrastructure, middle-eastern CENTCOM, airspace denied by former allies, petrodollar shit on, Asian companies reducing their ties to the US. No one sees Sony pulling out of US titles as hostile yet for some reason, despite them dumping Japanese bonds. We held up China as the scary superpower after the Cold War, and now they are.
>>535724209Rare
>>535724284See >>535724176Booker is very pro-Israel
>>535724286He either has to "finish the job" or get pilloried forever for showing up America. He can't win
>>535724360booker is with rabbi schmuley and it is new jersey the most jewish state after NY
>>535724294Going to war with Iran is not the same thing as going to war with China. But it certainly looks like Iran will walk away the victor of this war. Of course they would've preferred diplomacy, hence the Obama deal, but the thin-skinned tangerine tars blew that up because he couldn't stand the thought of getting upstaged by a black man
>>535722317what did they do?
>— NEW: Larestan missile base entrance has been repaired, the base is back in operation
>>535724467They're not wrong though, Trump either has to concede and do a bad deal or escalate, he's in a lose-lose situation
>>535724533they are shia which means they share a faith with iranpure religious persecution>>535724501What do you think of my nork 2026 scenario?
>>535723423>Democracy is cool when it's like a few farmer tribes of 10,000 each. When you pass the 100-million marker for people in a nation, the word "democracy" becomes a joke. At 300+ million people any stable government is an empire.what if you have 5x 300 million people? :)
I can’t stress enough how genius it was for Iran to make Lebanon a red line in any potential ceasefire. It's exposing all the Hasbara agents and bloodthirsty heebs and further drives a wedge between Israel and the US
>>535724501Obongo boots laying on top of orange kiketard
>>535723624>https://files.catbox.moe/qi621b.mp4It's over for Israel
>>535724501The full retardation goes further. We were trying to replace the current leader, martyred him to their entire religion, to replace him with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, by blowing up his house, to free him, the Jews blew him the fuck up. The guy that DEFINITELY wanted nukes. That was the plan.
>>535724594they are 100%, if you notice their criticism is not that the US military can't win against iran (true), it is not that war with iran is stupid in principle (which it is), it is not that trump should get out of the war with any deal he could (that is the least bad option) but that trump is wrong for not fully commiting to this terrible war (one democrats want or they would have shut it down by now)
>>535718654Iran have been rebuilding and correcting their military doctrine and tactics, they already know how the Zion entente fights, this time will be different
>>535724696They came out on top the first time so what they will come out more on top?
>>535724696they can construct fake silos and entrances with a bulldozer in a day for each
>>535724609>hezbola is a proxy of Iran>it can't be included in a deal with Iranyou can't have it both ways.
>>535723624Watching these makes me want to play some kind of drone based video game
>>535724598>pure religious persecutioncan they really be this retarded? Iran can wipe them out easily with a casus belli. the Shia population tried to start revolutions back in the day with Iranian support. how do we know this isn't happening again?
>>535724791>can they really be this retarded? UAE did it first, stripped all shia of visas even platinum ones which were supposed to be for a lifetime and took their accounts
>>535724598>nork 2026I don't see it happening. No clue how it would turn out if it did though
>>535724609>Islamic regime colonist behaviour and regional interference What stage clown world are we in right now? I just can't comprehend shit like this being said by a mutt / kike zionist
>>535724771cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>535724684From the perspective of Trump's ego it's 100% the wrong call, it will also damage American hegemony so it's bad from that perspective too
>>535718654kek
>>535724159>it's realhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116631236648279838
>>535724771Exactly. Also, you have to understand this from the American perspective. The US finances Israel's military, sends it its arms, diplomatically protects Israel at the expense of its own standing in the world, and deploys its own military to protect Israel, so the US has every fucking right to tell Israel to stop bombing Lebanon.Iran conditioning the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz and thus relief for the global economy on Israel stopping the chimpout in Lebanon was a stroke of genius. Americans will look at this and say "why the fuck do i have to pay higher gas prices just because Israel cant stop chimping out!?"
>>535723624>https://files.catbox.moe/qi621b.mp4really wish they would caption in englishTKD cannot come soon enough
>>535718654Send rubio in an inner tube back to cuba.
>>535724874it would work though, that is my main point that the US if they go in into iran would expose SK to the whims and wishes of the north by next year especially under the energy constrain and the current SK alienation with israel (they are feuding hard this entire year since israel disrespected the south koreans in public)
>>535724865>stripped all shia of visasnot their own Shias though, right?
>>535724939did they make it where you cant read comments without an account on trumps cope twitter? there used to be a ton of comments telling him to stop being a retard lol
>>535724609>Hezbollah is the sovereign nation of Lebanon nowI thought it was an Iranian proxy terrorist network? Because their symbols are banned here for being a designated terrorist organisation not because they're their own sovereign entity
>>535724939what did he mean by this
>>535725005happened in early may, plebbit had reports by shias who had their super duper premium visa stripped and accounts frozen, all for their ethnicity/faith by the UAE
>>535725006
Can we go one day without this being retarded?
>>535724981I don't see NK fighting SK again. NK is a starved shit hole, and while SK men are feminized and weak, I see them standing their ground to defend their country. I think current military thinking is that Nork would quickly overwhelm Seoul but wouldn't be able to push further and would eventually get pushed back. Idk. I would bet nork couldn't even maintain supply lines to Seoul in the medium term.
>>535725095https://xcancel.com/ElianPeltier/status/2052680596510347664#m
>>535724106>were right back to israeli maximalist insanity guaranteeing the war never ends everits exactly precisely what israel wants too (war forever in Iran)
>>535725005>not their own Shias thoughbruh they view every shia as a iranian agent, real or not lol
>>535724973>really wish they would caption in english>>535723624>https://files.catbox.moe/qi621b.mp4 Hezbollah published footage of the targeting of numerous IDF assets within an armored gathering using "Ababil" FPV drones in southern Lebanon's 'Rchaf' across days.On the 8th of May, a "Merkava IV" tank upper-front plate was struck. On the 13th, a "HMMWV" was struck. On the 14th, a number of gas cylinders outside a building an IDF force was fortifying in was struck. On the 15th, 2 "HEMTT" fuel tanks, 1 "HMMWV" and 1 "D9" Bulldozer were struck. on the 17th, another building in which an IDF force was fortfying in was struck. On the 19th, a SATCOM device was struck. On the 21st, an FPV drone conducted surveillance in the attack area, finding that the majority of the forces withdrew, following the attacks. The drone proceeded to target the rear turret of a "Merkava IV" tank.Noteworthy is the spreading of nettings on buildings by the IDF, in attempt to intercept these FPV drones. Moreover, no Infantry soldiers are in sight, as the IDF has begun avoiding direct exposure to a maximum.
>>535724607It’s a sewer.
>>535725152>NK is a starved shit holeI have no idea how you faggot nigger kikes still believe this and still push this 5 decade old propaganda nigger trash
>>535725152>I don't see NK fighting SK again. NK is a starved shit hole,They have been modernizing some due to the russia alliance and chinese resurgence.Their military is not underfed either. I think they could take the south on paper without the US interfering. (especially if china backs them on the down low)US troops would just hide in hotels the moments the artillerys thunder from seoul to takeshima.
>>535719054>The have some>TheWhy does everyone do that recently?
>>535725223Their last famine was in the 90's lmao. North Korea fucking sucks dude, that being said they aren't invading because sides realized that they're never gonna absorb each other's populations at all.
>>535725248>I think they could take the south on paper without the US interferingwell considering the US is stuck in Iran rn, Kim should really liberate the occupied south
>>535719253Too spicy for me.
>>535725095so not their own population. this makes much more sense. Gulf countries in general always have harsh treatment depending on which country workers are from.>>535725183perhaps. but arresting and torturing people to death is very different from viewing people as foreign agents.
soon it will be israel that begs for an end of war in lebanon
>>535725382wypipo don season dey sausage
>>535725328If the US goes for another round and shoots their last load he could take them in 2026 for sure.The US would just evacuate their bases and move into hotels like they normally do when the fighting starts and the missiles rain.China could supply the north with 100k FPV drones in a month and thats it.
Iran's Tasnim:>Iran does not trust the U.S. despite ongoing indirect talks through Pakistan.>No final deal has been reached, and even if an agreement happens, Iran will closely monitor the U.S. and keep leverage in case Washington fails to honor its commitments.
>>535725183>bruhchrist, they even have brits typing in yank ebonics nowgod i hate america so much
>>535725223Yeah they're so well-fed and have such high morale and such advanced military that they closed their borders to tourists, except for Russian tourists who are only allowed to visit specific pre-approved locations>But the last famine was...!I don't care. The point is they don't have the supplies necessary to carry out a full-blown war.
>>535724917>American hegemonydoesn't exist anymore
>>535719815Thanks Elon the Importer first.Jeet spotted.
>>535725465that's not very bussing of you
>>535725482>I don't care. The point is they don't have the supplies necessary to carry out a full-blown war.Russia and china have. Kim can take the south next year when the south is oil starved and the US is busy and expended their last shots in Iran in 2026.
BREAKING NEWSFROM THE TKD IN LEBANON TODAYNehorai Leizer, 19 years old, resident of Eilat, fell in the severe incident in the northMay his memory be blessed
>>535725437based
Uh oh, picrel doesnt sound good
>>535725575They aren't going to invade the South ya dingus. North Korea is a totalitarian communist state, they exercise an extreme amount of control over their population and invading the south would mean they would HAVE to give up some of that control which would be a really, really bad idea.
>>535719664>it's hollywood shit boomer etcExcept no one has proposed this except anon. Settle down.
>>535725594More dead brownoids, Trump won
>>535725594Am Ysrael Chai, Mitzrahi are not arabs but equal jews like ashkenazi.
>>535725687>terrifyingodd way to spell expected
>>535725709>They aren't going to invade the South ya dingus.It will be possible next year if the US goes into another round of conflict with Iran.US occupation of the korean peninsula could be ended.
>>535725687That was self evident see >>535724106 >>535724176 >>535724300
>>535725819kek>>535725848yeah but dont they realise the first missile targets will be tel aviv???
>>535725709If the Norks saw how retarded everything is now, they'd happily stick to their current way of doing things
>>535725755>If your allies die, you winbravo, miggers
>>535725485https://xcancel.com/MarioNawfal/status/2058649235852042241#m
>>535725933Gosh, I hope they don't flood America with niggers.
>>535725903US shipped missile defence systems from all over the world to Israel during the ceasefire, Israel will suffer minor damage same as it did in March, Iran would be wise to target the oil infrastructure in the Gulf states
>>535725594Another dead Mizrahi! https://youtu.be/2PRNi4xTwOc
>>535725722>it's hollywood shit boomer etc>Except no one has proposed this except anon. Settle down.what the fuck are you talking about you stupid nigger?US politicians endlessly parrot the talking point "Iran will nuke israel an the US the moment it gets the bomb"they repeat it every single time they open their mouths
>>535725821Just because they can doesn't mean they should. Trying to absorb South Korea's population would be political suicide for the Kim dynasty.
>>535723997so do we,so do we
>>535725933that is aesthetical pleasing graphic design, I approve of this dove without caveat or reserves
>>535726043The real Koreans would have to send millions of k-pop faggots to re-education camps.
>>535726040At this point congress should subsidize Iran's nuclear program so we don't have to hear about it anymoreboo hoo if Israelis pussy out they can go to their second homes in New York, Moscow or Berlin.
>>535725248>. I think they could take the south on paper without the US interfering. That's wish casting. South Korea has massive problems and then the US is rapidly shrinking to pre-WW1 levels of relevance but SK tech is rapidly becoming a global go-to for a reason.>If china They won't. NK is a pet not an ally and being seen backing an Invasion is a good way to scare the various people in SEA they're trying to court into siding with the US & Japan again. Not to mention it'd spook the FUCK out of India and Pakistan. At which point you start getting unfavorable (not prohibitive but very unfriendly) conditions for your various trade and infrastructure ventures. China is essentially doing what Google is doing in chipping away at Microsoft's various ventures without trying to go for a direct hard confrontation that'd expose their jugular.Google Docs slowly inched in on Office.Gmail replaced Hotmail/Outlook.Android killed Windows Phone.Had they sperged out and decided to go head to head by going on a game studio shopping spree and tried to crush the Xbox they'd have gotten SLAPPED. DOWN. because it's an incredibly thankless market to compete in.There's a reason why Oculus is moldering away in Zuckerberg's sock drawer and they've stayed away from big nig messenger bids.
>>535726043>Just because they can doesn't mean they should.the US murdered 20-30% of their population, from their perspective they likely should
>>535722304>hurrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrr you just bomb the entrances and airvents and you instantly defeat Iran EZ. what the fuck are you some kind of democrat traitor liberal or something?
>>535724300The most easily manipulated president in history.
>>535726043SK males are drafted, they are the same as NK males in hating their own state; the problem is the women.
>>535725465The UK's Jamaican diaspora unfortunately got entranced by clapistani nignog culture which sluiced it into the rest of the culture.
>>535725521
>>535726173>That's wish casting.it is not, consider the year is 2027 the US is now in a war with Iran and has expended their last munition and reservesat the same time SK is energy dependent on china who sees a korean proxy conflict as superior over an US taiwan confrontationthe conflict would unload domestic discontent over the economic woes (less than in the rest of the world) into the conflict and even just a fraction of russian and chinese supply would slap south korea into smitherines after the US troops abandoned their posts and fled to hotels like in the middle east
>>535725437>US blows their last load trying to take down Iran>Xi takes Taiwan and Best Korea takes south KoreaWould be mega funny because Trump's legacy would be infamous forever in history.
>>535725594>>535725594>>>535725755 >>535725763 >>535726030I strongly suspect that's not the real father, bros. He got cucked by some Arab. Look at the son, he's racially darker than both parents.
>>535725687who is that kike, some commie jew operative playing the good jew role?
>>535726201The fact that he communicated with the negotiators by truth social posts makes it clear he's not even aware what terms are being offered, unless he thinks no one will found out the terms of the deal
>>535726197Again, why would they? North Korea and South Korea are fundamentally different countries now. North Korea would have to not only invade South Korea and win but they'd have to completely brutalize the local population to keep them compliant, it's plain not in the interest of the North Korean government to double your borders because it means double the work keeping your current system of governence working.>>535726242I garauntee you as much as the average South Korean might hate their government they do not want to live under totalitarianism, not even most tankies entertain the Norks because they're that fucking insane.
>>535726347>Energy dependent on china Exactly.Why rock the boat if you can own the boat?
>>535726350I had an argument with a clapistani today who claimed that US troops would not flee into hotels if the norks rain artillery and missiles on em.
>>535723624a couple years ago, some guy pointed out from which movie this was. and he was right. but i cant remember from which movie it was. (its almost identical, just slightly different)
>>535726359it's all about the mizrahi bulls in the holy land now buddy
>>535726572>>535726572>>535726572>>535726572>>535726572
>>535726554needs nose adjustment
>>535726469Because it would set the table to get taiwan. As the US fails to protect south korean you make taiwan an offer they can't refuse.
>>535726359>he's racially darker than both parentswe have SUN here, anon. the vast majority of people here are brown because of the SUN.
>>535726598>>535726554fixed
>>535723203they won't even need nukes, just use their equivalent to 105mm howitzer and turn seoul to into flat lands but they're not stupid so they'll just wait until korean women have black pilled their men enough that they lose all reason to defend their feminist country
>>535726678>6678>>>535725594 (You)"sun"
>>535725594Whitest israeli