>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4WaZYXv7noLook at all the comments. Everyone is all but saying it.>'This movie does what Hollywood forgot, treat the audience like people with a brain'>'I remember seeing it in theater with my dad when it came out'>'It tells a story without feeling the need to explain away every character or action they take'>'My dad had all the books'>'It just puts you in the world and tells you to swim'
Good movie. Men kicking ass and not being faggots.Men making hooch outa cactus. Commander shuns tribal whores who tempt him.Turtles.The lesser of weevels. The homo in the movie kills himself.The French are dirty.
>>535732287>least worst optionbased brutal realismbased OP
I think boat movies are gay and boring
>>535732287They have some homosexual group, doing faggitry.
>>535732517So do I for the most part but I'm a sucker for the Napoleonic and Victorian eras. I even think Sleepy Hollow with Johnny Depp is a great movie.
>>535732287Obnoxious britbong propaganda. But it was a great movie.
>>535732657>I even think Sleepy Hollow with Johnny Depp is a great movie.Would have been much better with Ricci and that other woman getting naked and having a sexxo scene as witches. Was pissed when Christina Ricci didn't show those tatas in that movie or many other movies.
>>535732287Anglo propaganda, I hate Anglos and Germanics but master and commander is a good period piece.
>>535732939This Quebec faggot is NOT a frank.
>>535732287> last of media made by whites exclusively for whitesThere's plenty out there, just not big budget blockbuster stuff.But more so, it's a rare movie/show where it's a team of people cooperating to achieve a goal.Literally every other show/movie always has to include all sorts of backstabbing, mutiny, and twenty other subversive subplots that slow down the plot.This was just people cooperating in a realistic manner to achieve a goal.>>535732517Same, which is why I didn't watch this movie until like 20 years after it came out. It's decent.
>>535733010No I am a diaspora in Ontario. Not brown or chink. French sucks, franks are bigger subhumans because they are Germans originally.
>>535733158>>535733010Btw naploeon wasn’t French. He should’ve won and genocided all the Germans and slavs
>>535732437You’ll be put to the rack for buggery (based)
>>535733158>no I'm actually...Some sort of jeet faggot that doesn't know which subspecies of "human" he belongs to?
>>535733292Or keel-hauled. Lotta people need keel-hauling these days and nobody ever keel-hauls them. It's a travesty.
>>535733292arrrg matey, that be one fine looking ship of piracy it be!
>>535732517You damn faggot
>>535733307t.hot headed Anglo freakI won’t be satisfied until all Germanic males are deported everywhere on earth back to their homeland in scandnavia
>>535732287I know OP is a plant, but he's also wrong about "exclusive" just as Boyz N Tha Hood isn't only for Blacks. But yes it's true this film would never be made for many many reasons.-Positive portrayal of a colonial nation's history-No profanity-No romance-No nudity-A focus on science-Traditional Western music-Zero POC characters-Whites doing good things
>>535733389>uhhhh can I join? Please, I’ll even I’ll eat your shit and suck your dick.
>>535732287jewlywood was always infested by pedos making unhistorical sometimes blatantly masonic anglo propaganda like "thr man who wanted to be king" movie propaganda for anglo kikes.A fucking waste if you ask me, so many great forgotten men deserved a movie without inventing bullshits.
>>535732287Guy who made this movie quit making movies 16 years ago because of Johnny depp and Russel Crowe being divas.>Speaking in July 2022, speculating about Weir's unannounced retirement, Ethan Hawke said, "I think [Weir] lost interest in movies. He really enjoyed that work when he didn't have actors giving him a hard time. Russell Crowe and Johnny Depp broke him."[29]
>>535733492>actually, I'm a delusional retard that can't differentiate between the European races(the correct usage of race)So? Which group did you belong to?Some fucking (((Dutch))) mutt?
>>535733010Cinema is frank, faggot.
>>535732287Fell asleep during that shit. Tried to watch it the 2nd time and same thing happened. Terrible movie ig.
>>535734433>sleep deprived irish dude insists his naps were boredom inducedGo the fuck to sleep.
>>535732517I've never seen a bad submarine movie
>>535732287The Bounty (1984) is exceptional. Ive read a lot about it as well, the saga, aftermath and the mythology of the event is fascinating.
>>535732437everything in that movie was badass. the kid officer losing his arm and not bitching about it, then having to sew up his friend in the bodybag at the end really hit me hard. and the guy who jumped into the ocean because he thought he was cursing the crew. the doctor operating on himself, the officers taking responsibility for the tough decisions, and how everyone worked and fought together even if they were at odds with each other sometimes.incidentally my sister's ex-husband was an extra in the movie. he was one of the ones laughing at the "lesser of two weevils" joke.
>>535733658there should seriously be laws saying that historical movies have to actually be historically accurate. HBO's Rome could have been so great but they kept adding stupid shit to the story like the Roman Civil War starting with a bar fight.
>>535735724ever see this one?
>>535733211He was from Sardinia or Corsica or what ever
>>535733158
>>535732871clearly youve never seen buffalo 66
>>535733292I unironically want to use picrel as basis for liveaboard yacht.Just mod the interior a bit for 6'6" headroom.Deck is almost 20' so you could park a car for RORO at dock.I like the way the fore and aft super structures are separated by the main deck.Use sails and "yards" for tent or even tramp for extra space.Do it in strips of 1/4" or 1/8" welded steel. Worst case the original was able to sail around the world in all sorts of weather.Boats spend 98% of their time docked or at anchor, so "floating condo" is actually good. authentic olde timey song from 1700shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drL6MrJJ71Q&list=RDdrL6MrJJ71Q&start_radio=1
>>535737927>clearly youve never seen buffalo 66Never heard of it, but might be worth checking out since it's a Vincent Gallo movie. He made some weird off-beat indie shit that was kino. Does she get naked? Says Ricci was 17 when it was filmed, and even way back then under 18 nudity was getting rare in movies. How did Vincent Gallo get all those Hollywood girls to do raunchy shit in movies? Check out Chloe Sevigny in "The Brown Bunny", full on blowjob scene with swallowing coom.
>>535736024That one has literally everyone in it
>>535738109>Worst case the original was able to sail around the world in all sorts of weather.anon, there were like 40 dudes living in that space to sail the ship. You're not sailing the golden hind solo.
>>535738201>How did Vincent Gallo get all those Hollywood girls to do raunchy shit in movies?>how did a good looking, connected man get movie starlets to do softcore porn? IDK anon, it's a fucking mystery.
>>535738201I had the biggest crush on her after casper
>>535739012Good looking?He looks like picrel basically. Very methy looking dude. You sure you not confusing him with James Franco or something?Maybe it was the meth afterall. It gives guys motivation for sure.
>>535739121She still looking good to be in her mid-late 40s now. She should do some more nude scenes while she's hot.
>>535739194She's always got this look on her face like she's always up to no good
>>535733658>anglo propaganda like "thr man who wanted to be king" movie propaganda for anglo kikes.The moral of that story is that trying to turn savage browns into civilized men is a fool's errand.
>>535736024Seconded. The most historically accurate of the several movies made about this famous mutiny.
>>535737564Puerto Rico.
>>535732287M&C was iraq war propaganda (release 2003, "go to the far side of the world to fight the dictator)and it's not even a good adaptation
>>535732939Back to India jeetoid
>>535739583In the novel the movie's plot was based on, the Brits were fighting the Americans in the War of 1812.
>>535739012>connectedyou dumb fag
>>535738815"Cunningham became famous for the invention of the self-reefing topsail, which he manufactured in the Gosport Foundry at The Green. The agent for this invention was William Henry Lapthorn, sail maker, ship chandler, of 29 Broad Street Portsmouth. The self reefing topsail was exhibited in a model of a fully-rigged ship at the Great Exhibition in 1862, amongst the section on Naval architecture and Admiralty models. “They roll up like common blinds, and almost entirely obviate the necessity of sending men aloft.” In the 1862 International Exhibition Cunningham was both a medallist and juror."Clipper Rigs https://doriccolumns.wordpress.com/industry/shipbuilding/clipper-ships/clipper-plans/clipper-rigs/The only reason the dynarig is so fancy is they went the extra mile and used CURVED yards for top performance.The DynaRig is an advanced, high-performance square-rigged sailing system designed for large yachts and vessels, featuring free-standing, rotating masts with rigid, curved yards. Developed from a 1960s concept by Wilhelm Prölß, it enables rapid sail deployment and efficient wind propulsion, famously used on yachts like the Maltese Falcon and Black Pearl.Main reason olde ships had such big crews is so they'd still be able to fight and win after 1/2 the crew was slaughtered.Only about 1/6 of the crew would be real sailors tasked with working the sails and climbing rigging, and really more like 1/12 "real sailors" with the rest trainee sailors and assistants.
>>535739656I wish the kept it like that. The movie The Patriot already tested my brain when I saw it as a kid. It confused the hell out of me and I was even asking my parents 'why are the British killing the Americans'The portrayal of the English in The Patriot always sat wrong with me and if Master and Commander was true to war they fought it would have made it such a better film to revisit.
>>535738109>I unironically want to use picrel as basis for liveaboard yacht.bad idea man. its 1500s tech. dont get me wrong, the portugeuse sailed around the world in these things (caravels). they are tough little boats. However much better tech existed by 1830. You really dont want protusions above your deck, its a big aerodynamic drag. You have to bear in mind that the men who sailed these ships 400 years ago were incredibly tough and resourceful, the words "fear" and "pain" were not in thier vocabulary.You should look into "clipper" designs of early 1900s for the pinnacle of old time sailing ships. If you want something older, look at English designs of early 19th century. The English really changed the game. By 1830 we start to see alot more iron being used in construction, as well as the first steam powered designs. The modern screw was invented (i think, without a reference book) around 1834 in Austria, but didnt really catch on for 20 years. The earliest steam design was an american inventor, who died broke, because everyone thought he was crazy. The first "all iron" boat was a scottish design, that crossed the channel, and worked as a riverboat in france, around 1830. Im just goin off the top of my head here.1830 is when the magic started to happen. Its funny, because the experiments in created high pressure steam vessels, translated quickly into methods for rivetting iron plates on hulls. The English had already pinoneered using iron for many structural components (mainly because they had deforested Britain building ships!) .. so neccesity drove them to using iron. But there was alot of problems with early iron, brittle, and expanded and contracted, it rusts, hard to work and expensive. By 1850 though many of the challenges had been overcome, and the age of sail was ending.Its weird in a way, because just as the age of sail was reaching it technical pinnacle, the age of the screw had begun.
>>535739247>She's always got this look on her face like she's always up to no goodYeah she's a total cock tease and probably a freak in bed.
>>535732517You can't just watch Captain Ron
>>535732287Pirates of the Caribbean came out the same year and the masses chose pirate slop over based seamanship.
>>535742987People were just hoping for Kiera Knightly to get topless as a pirate wench. Franchise sucked for lack of Kiera nudity. A woman like her on pirate ships would have been raped to death and then raped more.
Master and Commander is such a midwit movie.
>>535743065Kiera in her prime caused many a nut for teenager me.>>535743107Midwit how? If you got nothing useful to say it's better not to say anything.
>>535740655Thank you for sharing a small portion of your knowledge, sailing nerd.
>>535739656i've read all the novels, retardand M&C was still iraq war propaganda.
>>535743376Damn good propaganda, can we please have some more propaganda of the sort?
>>535732287Is it a movie about privateers or pirates or the navy or all three? I keep hearing about this movie but I honestly thought it was a WWII movie. I love things set in the age of sail. I'm gonna make my wife watch it with me.
>>535732287Kevin Spacey play a good role here
>>535743260Her tits were always too small for me. Lotta actresses were to be honest. Miss me some Jenni C.
>>535732287Pure kino.
>>535743689Never cared about tits. They grow when you impregnate her.
>>535732287>lesser of two weevils
>>535743689>Her tits were always too small for meSmall tits means fit.You want big tits, you gotta pay the jelly roll toll. Even Sidney Sweeny's tits aren't that big when you see her in person or besides a known size comparison. She's only like 5'2" 120lbs so they look huge by comparison.
>>535744526>Even Sidney Sweeny's tits aren't that big when you see her in person or besides a known size comparison. She's only like 5'2" 120lbs so they look huge by comparison.This. Same goes for ass/hips.
>>535745261Yep, a tight little butt is superior to a big flabby one crammed into spandex shit.
>>535745361>a tight little butt is superior to a big flabby one crammed into spandex shit.Exactly. My wife has a massive ass but it's also really toned. My buddies wife has a small tight little butt and I think they both look great.
>>535732437based, fuck the french
>>535745629kekBased Wop.
>>535733496Go watch the director Peter Weir's other movies. Witness, Mosquito Coast, The Way Back. He also did Fearless, Truman Show and many others.
>>535733753His last movie was The Way Back (2010) about Siberian prisoners who escape from a Gulag. Colin Farrell. Not as great as M&C but still good, many similarities.
>>535732287The original books are amazing and one of the best character driven portrayals of naval life during the Napoleonic Era.Anons, audiobooks are here:magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f2270511c3a09e85850257ad90888a1a7b08def5&dn=Patrick%20O%27Brian&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.ch%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fwww.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fretracker.lanta-net.ru%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce
>>535743376>M&C was still iraq war propaganda.Really a dumb take.
>>535745448>exactly>says the exact opposite
>>535737927buffalo 66 IS peak Ricci!
>fag boomer get together
>>535733109Well that's the fun part about that era of sailing. If you didn't cooperate fully and competently you killed people. Retards and layabouts got whipped or hanged.
>>535732517why do you get gay feelings watching a movie about guys on a boat?
>gay boomer get together
>>535732871fuck off, beaner. films are for white people, go watch your cartoons.
>>535732517That's cause yer gay. Navy's hirin' ya'know.
>>535742718That is one of the greatest movies, definitely in the top dozen comedies/action/adventure films. Such an easy formula but no one seems to be interested in replicating it.
>>535743107And what's a high IQ movie then?>>535744526Sweeneys tits are 99th percentile for natural tits in size retard. Fats chicks with artificially inflated lard tits are basically fake
>>535732437The bad guys in the book are American privateers.>>535732287Probably my second favorite film.
>>535732287movie is gay as fuckif you're on a ship with a bunch of other men for months then of course butt sex is gonna happen
>>535733656stick a spoon in him, he's done.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F38YYWT1tj8&pp=0gcJCQMLAYcqIYzv&ra=m
>>535732287First Man is also good. Shows a proper engineering mindset, not quitting in the face of setbacks, exploration, working as a team even if in healthy competition with each other. And the darkies are seething about money being spent on the moon shot instead of give for them, no tokens whatsoever.
>>535736634The young officer that grabbed the cannonball then jumped in..... I think about this a lot. There would be so many ways to kill yourself and he takes the most self-less way. Doesn't leave behind a mess. Doesn't burden the crew. But imagine the stones it would take to do that. In the middle of nowhere at the edge of the world. Jumping into water no one has ever been in and lived.... Doing so at night and the method of death being literally dragging you into the dark abyss before you choke on the salty water ....I'm not afraid to die. Not looking forward to it or anything but not worried about the afterlife. StillThere aren't many things that terrify me more
>>535747245Most women characters bring nothing to a story except sex; exclude sex and there is no reason for them. Really there is not a compelling reason to have women in a movie without a love interest.
>>535743604She will ruin it for you. Women literally can't comprehend this movie
>>535732287It's mostly good but a few scenes have bad dialogue and the doc saving himself is cheesy, like just getting the bullet out would cure himIt's 85% based but we need to be able acknowledge the shortcomings in things anons.>lesser of two weevilsMakes me kinda wanna die of cringe but it gets a pass cuz its age of sail jokes. "Hey" is for horses would be fresh and cleverAnyone got any sick train movies?
>>535746236Seen em all. He's great. Witness rules.
>>535732287>Master and Commander is one of the last of media made by whites exclusively for whitesby white men for white menwith no derigeur token POC or whining about colonialism or environmentalism or victimologyFord vs Ferrari was another one, not one single POC in the entire film, not even a token 5 second appearance, you will never see another such film made
>>535743604>I'm gonna make my wife watch it with me.bad movemaybe even fatalyou gotta watch The Sheep Detectives with her
>>535736634>Is that his brains doctor?
>>535747866Yeah people do weird shit. Apparently his life was so stressful he felt that was better than the alternative of waking up tomorrow. Bros had a hard life back then. What's that got a scratch? Off with ur arm!
