Why aren't more Americans learning to replace McDonald's meals with pigs in blanket meals?You can eat ALL DAY long for $1.25
>>535747868MAGA dogs
>>535747868In fact, the government should make it mandatory to eat pigs in blanket meals.
>>535747868>Hotdog>flourI just dipped hotdogs in flour and all I got was hot dogs covered in flour. Thanks op.
>>535747868Those look like shit
>>535747868They don't look very Kosher, there will have to be a bit of the frankfurter poking out for an American to put it in it's mouth.
>>535747868You can eat pretty good with nothing but potatoes, milk, lard and oats.
>>535747868gonna try thisbet if you cooked them a bit longer it would turn out well
>>535747868The point of fast food is that you don't have to make it and that...is fast to deliver. Burgers felt proud that they could eat a decent (lol) meal with 1 or 2 dollars in the 90s. Impressive to be honest, in my country burgerino food is expensive but in USA it was as cheap as buying candies. Nowadays Americans lost the fast food privileges.It is shit food, probably cancer inducing but it was cheap and you could live, at least until your body deteriorates after many decades of MCDonalds, friend chicken and pizza.tl;dr: fast food is fast to be delivered and you don't have to cook it and it WAS cheap. not anymore.
>>535747868>eats only hotdogs and flour >dies at 45 from a stroke Nigger people need meat and eggs. It just so happens that food is 200% overpriced due to kikes or something
>>535747868Go two steps further and get your own casings and use ground beef/pork/chicken mixes to make your own sausages. Hell You can even skip the casing middle man and just add some breadcrumbs to a ground meat mix, shape them to whatever size you want, get a good sear on them ahead of wrapping them up in the dough, then dough-wrap them and bake to finish the meat and keep it flavorful while the dough sets.Next time brush with garlic butter & egg, because then your shit won't look anemic as fuck, OP. Extra points if you wrap the sausages/hot dogs in bacon before wrapping them in dough, and double extra if it's pretzel dough; pretzel pigs-in-a-blanket slap.
>>535748177yeah I very rarely eat fast foodI get paid $32 an hour, a McBorgar is $15 with a drink or etc, so that's half an hour's wages just for lunch. And I have to spend 15 minutes waiting for them to make it.Cigarettes are cheap, even if you unironically pay full Aussie taxes on them. $40 buys you 20, instead of 3 burgers.
>>535747974>>535748077>>535748043>>535748137>>535748177Seething Thridies and faggots who wish they were born as Americans. Deep down you fags are seething that you were born in some irrelevant country.
>>535748203You too Swedish fag >>535748297
>>535748297>australia is third worldthe thirdies weren't kidding you guys don't know shit about geography
Why do miggers want everyone eating like commies?
>>535748297keep winning, MIGA.
don't make your own dough unless you know what you are doing. see about getting premade dough sheets, either like a pillsbury can or something because the end result will be much, much better
>>535748349Don’t care Aussie fag, go fight a kangaroo while the Chinese force you out of your cities and into the outback.
>>535748382I don’t even know what country your flag is from. That’s how irrelevant you and your country is.
A man needs to know how to make breadEven nonhumans make those flatbreads
>>535748384you can make basic dough (damper) with just flour, water and salt. Butter optional.
Yeast is free, you just make a sourdough starter yourself, lasts forever
>>535747985OP didn't post the recipe, just the ingredients. But anyway, that's also good, now you just fry them.
>>535748432it's the place with the spitting sheep camels
>>535747974Getting shiny requires eggs and oil, we don't do that in this thread
>>535748265pretzel dough is literally bread dough that you dip in lye (caustic soda) before you bake it. Otherwise, yes, bro needs some butter and egg to his dough, and bacon added in sounds damn fine.
>>535748349I am surprised he can even read or write at all given that one in five of them can't read at all
>>535747985Please be real, nigger
>>535748444i know you could. but no yeast no egg dough is ghetto tier. not to mention additional seasonings like sesame seeds or onion powder
>>535748572Fine too. Govs should mandate pork anyway. Perhaps cow beef as well. REfusing to eat it gets you deported.
>>535748540Oh yes the llamas with laser beams on their heads will conquer the southern hemisphere.>>535748584Fuck off back to /pig/ banana nigger
>>535748043This, proper burger choripan needs the tip of the sausage exposed and dry.
>>535748373Because king migger sucks off the king commie in China
>>535748658Shit. Forgot pic
>>535747868Is that what they're called? We call them roll dogs.
>>535747868you'll be shitting ALL DAY LONG as well, and having heart palpitations by day 3.
>>535748517Or even airfyer
>>535748738We call them "choripan" around here but they are normally made with chorizo and bread dough. Baked also.
We make sosig roll with mince and puff pastry
>>535748373Have you noticed how many people here are posting depression era recipes lately? If it was just an online thing I'd ignore it, but it reflects reality I assure you. I've seen a lot of posts from people not in the US and their food costs and inflation don't seem anywhere near as extreme as what's going on here over the last year and a half. Prices were high, but manageable in some ways, now it's past breaking point. Now I'll wait for 20 replies denying the truth of what I just wrote and calling me a kike or whatnot. But eggs are cheap again.
>>535748787mmm microplastics and sneed oil
>>535747868I made fajitas today, steak, shrimp, onions and peppers,sour cream, cheese, salsa the works. Cost about $50 for all the ingredients but I'll get at least 4 meals out of it. When I'm going true poverty I'll get ramen packets and add canned chicken or frozen meatballs and frozen veggies to it. Pretty cash
>>535747868That food from mcdonalds, something chemically, that chemical food, not natural.
>>535749115Get some beans and corn, nigga. Canned veggies are nice as well. Get some lard and add it to the beans. Make corn tortillas with the corn if you know how to, if not just throw it with the beans. Add veggies.Also get GMS. This shit is crucial if you want poverty meals to taste good. Not saying beans, corn and canned veggies taste bad but they become amazing if you add some GMS. Also the lard, that part as well because you do need fats to survive.
>>535748787>airthere's oil in there
>>535747868>coati wouldnt feed that garbage to a dog, thats peak retardslop
>>535749349That's the joke
>>535748787seems like a great way to start a fire. The whole point of air frying something is to take oil out of the equation. Making it a healthier option. Needless to say you cooking fries like this is an epic fail. Or maybe you were just trolling, I can't tell.
>>535749718Grabbed that pic off brit/pol/
>>535747868A pack of hot dogs is $8 in canada
>>535747868Needs cheese.
>>535749848Maybe for the women baiting meme brands. Real hotdogs are 3 for a pack or even less on sale
>>535747868Even whole foods are not safe anymore. Weight is so over engineered it makes more starch resulting in mofevillness that what some youtube channel was saying. How do I avoid all the crazy stuff in food. Most of them have so many e numbers
>>535748203>people need meat and eggs>eats pickled herring all day everyday
>>535749349>this picture is 15 years oldwhich cemetary do you think they're buried in desu
>>535747868its called kapuletki here and i am making this shit for last 5 years and eating its ultra good
whats the best bread type for pigs in a blanket
>>535747868>pack of hotdogs $1>flour $0.20
I HATE HAVING TO EAT, SHIT AND PISS
>>535751974>Ridicules other peoples food>Chokes on big black sausage herring and fish in general is very good for you though.
>>535748577lye?! I learned something new today. I thought it was only for soap making and industrial cleaning. damn
>>535748043Well you cut the tip off before eating it duh
>>535751974People only have that for holidays, like a few times a year at most.>but but surströmmingOnly mentally retarded northerners eat that, that's literally a poverty food from the north from when they didn't even have enough salt to preserve the fish. No normal person actually eats that, only those who wants to LARP "northern" traditions (i.e. broke destitute faggot traditions, even their pancakes are the poorfag version with fewer eggs, while the southern one has way more of it to the point where it's called egg cake instead of pancake).
>>535754631For your information, I'm actually choking on a big white sausage
>>535747974>>535747868they have been making these in finland for a long timein finland it is mandatory to put cheese slice in ithamburger cheese is preferred
>>535747868>You can eat ALL DAY long for $1.25Then shit blue light all night you fucken stupid cunt.
>>535754221I doubt they had the equipment to handle such an undertaking, they probably just rolled her into a landfill
>>535748020 just the same as regular fast food, (even better)>>535754373for hotdogs, it's americ*n pricing, for the flour he just counted the price for the amount of flour used.
>>535755094is this a blue shift joke?
>>535754451If you stop eating (and drinking), you won't have to shit or piss.
>>535747868>$1 hot dogsLolLmao, even
>>535748787fucker made me spit my curry all over my turban (because im canadian)
>>535747868Bannock dogs!
>>535748203Suck my herring and eat my pickle faggot
>>535754451Shitting is good but pissing is annoying and a scam. As for eating you can train yourself to one meal a day easily
>>535748398you live in a literal criminal shithole where anyone could stab shoot or mug you at a moments notice.you have no real room to talk and neither do i , kek.
>>535747868be careful my gangatalking latvian brother. janny hated that thread
>>535755270>If you stop eating (and drinking), you won't have to shit or piss.That's not true! If you stop eating (fasting) you will actually shit a LOT More as your body clears out waste. When you stop eating but somehow keep pooping, you learn a lot about your body
>ignore that your life quality goes down the shitter>embrace nigger style bottom of line substance>we have to maintain the status quo of degradation at all cost for our corporate mastasI hate psyops.
>>535747868Because in order to learn something, you have to make mistakes first. Nobody is willing to waste the little bit of money they have left to try to cook something that may or may not turn out edible, with something that probably shouldn't be consumed in the first place.
>>535756104here are some simple cheap cheap meals for you to make>>535739836
>>535747868>(((eat this healthy meal!)))>sausage>cheap grain carbs>(((it's totally not goyslop!)))you can thrive on a meat only diet, which empirically disproves the jew-driven anti meat agenda.Meat, however, also comes in three basic tiers, with most meats coming in last>Meat Tier 1all natural meats, basically what your ancestors would have eaten. Organ meats are also cool.>Meat Tier 2Animals who cannot move around, do not thrive on a natural diet will end up with a worse meat, duh. Many chicks will know only the insides of a small cage, subsist only on chickslop and never see the sun>Meat Tier 3consists of mixed up tier 2 meats or heavily polluted fish
>>535748297Seething migapeede
>>535755691This WORLD is a prison.
>>535747868i love pigs in a blanket but lately i just eat whatever the food bank gives me
>>535748285Pareto principal, you don't save money cutting stuff that costs 1 or $2.I'm spending more on good quality food these days, this stuff nourishes you, spending $5 to $10 extra a day won't affect my finances that much.>>535747868We are already living worse than previous generations, when does it end.>you think your too good to cook burgers at home>you think your took good to not eat meat>you think your too good for rice and beans>you think your too good to eat dandelions>you think your took good to eat out of the garbageThe biggest cost is housing>what you think your too good for a cheap apartment>you too good to share a house>you too good to share a room>you too good to live in your car>>535748177I've paid $15 for a McDonalds meal that was horrible that I was forced to order using a touchscreen but I also wait for deals at my pizza place, 4 pizzas for $30, pretty good for once in a while.
Not as tasty
>>535756716Sylvanas deserves a horrible death
>>535754631Would eat every single one of these
>>535748787>AIR fryer>drowning potatoes
>>535747868>make soup with sausages>make spaghetti with sausages>make salad from cucumbers (kinda like sausages anyway) with sunflower oil>eat it for 3 days>rinse and repeat in whatever variations you like
>>535747868>Why aren't more Americans learning to replace McDonald's meals with pigs in blanket meals?>You can eat ALL DAY long for $1.25Literally how do Americans shit without pain?Wiping their asses with TP, getting all that Fecal acid and bacteria deep into their perianal skinfolds.Fucking nasty fucks.
>>535758122>Literally how do Americans shit without pain?This only happens when i eat gourmet Mac and cheese.
>>535758122those pigs n a blanket were made with sourdough bread is why. sourdough is extremely healthy for your gut
>>535757676I feel quite sorry for her line.
>>535758285>>535758299Cmon folks, pat the TP down gently and pull it off, never wipe the ass skin, thats fucked up, textbook masochism. Then you immediately step into your shower, and gently rinse your ass with plain water, dont blast the skin, just enough to clean it. Then you dry, and walk away.Eat a few kiwis before you sleep, introduce more potatos into yoru diet (the starch turns into a literal gel in your guts), and enjoy smooth shitting.
>>535747868good thing I'm not poor, nor american
>>535758122I've stopped using products on my body and just batheAmericans are unfathomably filthy and disgusting, despite having enormous water securityWe also poison the food supply despite having enormous food securityReally sad isn't it
>>535758491Im delighted to read you're taking care of yourself anon, i would rather have any trouble on earth than Ass trouble, believe me i've lived it.
>>535758491why dont you grow your own food then? remember that beggers cant be choosers
>>535747868That's a maga meal. Barely a step up from the maga original meal of bologna on hand.
>>535758446Dont let me find out you're a 1-shower-a-day nigga.
>>535747868The Americans that eat at McDonalds are affluent boomers that drive around like tourists 24/7, and overpaid millenials in jew daycare jobs that piss away 70% of a six figure income on doordash. Actual working class Americans don't eat out because it's expensive as fuck and it sucks. Anyone working for their money feels cheated if they eat at one of these places.
>>535758802Im a 2 shower on the ass a day kind of nigga, nigga! Just wash that ass and dry it off, may feel weird for a week or two, but thats your skin barrier healing, your anal pH 'mantle' recovering, and the balance of a smooth, unironically bacterial resistant ass returning.
Those are sausage rolls. Pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.
>>535747868>no fucking butterHoly shit, no.
>>535747868Heart disease
>>535759289Hello.Please see yourself directly to the STOP USING THE FLESH OF YOUR KIN AS A BLANKET.
Been perfecting my pizza recipe, its already better than any restaurant in town, by far, if i ever get off my ass Ill open a little hole in the wall pizzeria, but thats more of a retirement style job
I'd rather eat dog food than 1$ "hot dogs"
>>535747868cheap american hotdogs are loaded with sodium nitrite aka the carcinogenic suicide powder
>>535747868This is the real pigs in a blanket, not nigger hotdogs in pancakes. cabbage recipes pigs in a blanket +9 "Cabbage pigs in a blanket" (commonly known as stuffed cabbage rolls or golabki) are a classic comfort food. They typically feature a flavorful mixture of ground meat, rice, and seasonings rolled into tender boiled cabbage leaves and slow-cooked in a rich tomato or sauerkraut-based sauce.IngredientsThe Blanket: 1 large head of green cabbageThe Meat: \(1\text{ lb}\) ground beef and \(1\text{ lb}\) ground pork The Rice: \(1\) cup of uncooked long-grain white rice (cooked according to package)The Aromatics: \(1\) medium yellow onion (diced), \(3\) cloves garlic (minced)The Binder: \(2\) large eggsThe Sauce: \(1\) can (15 oz) tomato sauce, \(1\) can (14.5 oz) diced tomatoes, and (optional) \(1\) jar of sauerkrautSeasoning: Salt, black pepper, and \(1\) tsp paprika to taste
>>535748297>literal impotent seethingyou showed them, xister!
>>535759720prague salt has been around for hundreds of years retard.
>>535748043Kosher dogs have been available forever
>>535759832>it's fine becauseIt's actually fucking garbage.
>>535747868You can survive on potatoes only. You have everything you need if you eat the peel, beside proteins.Thus you can add eggs to your diet to get that.Anything above that is luxury.
Just have a carrot
>>535759832enjoy your stomach cancer bro
>>535759787The only other acceptable answer, but we call them cabbage rolls.The Brits need to fuck off with the "your own flesh is your blanket" retardation.
>>535747868Pigs in blankets are small sausages wrapped in bacon.
>>535748020They do.How fuckign stupid you have to be to not be able to cook the simplest thing?
>>535760042It's how pure water and flour winds up.Needs some fat to get that golden color.
>>535760042you are using puff pastries. probably store bought. i made mine with sourdough dough, i didnt cook until browned because i wanted a softer bun
>>535748885You gotta give me a recipe, that shit looks so fucking good
>>535760089Point still stands- rapeseed or sunflower oil are relatively very, very cheap cooking fats.>>535760132>probably Based on what? They're handmade.Here, normal version in yeast dough if that matter that much, besides cutting costs a bit.
One has to go out of his way to make it look as shitty as in OP's pic, unless one goes for some world record of 'how cheaply can I make it'.
>>535760236No.Holy fuck no.Never ever.Stop consuming garbage on purpose. Just buy fucking butter and use it sparingly. Or egg yolk. Or a mixture.Anything but fucking rapeseed.
>>535760153Here you go https://www.luvele.com/blogs/recipe-blog/the-best-homemade-pork-sausage-rolls
>>535747868looks tasty
>>535760360Well, then use olive oil or butter. Eggs are not fat, they're for texture, colour of the dough and at the end-glazing for decoration.But we're talking about broke-ass retards where the difference between rapeseed oil and butter might be paying the mortgage or not.And it doesn't matter that much, that oil spread among so many portions. It's still WAY healthier than any processed 'food product' garbage.
Wait ... Americans think depressingly low quality sausage rolls made with cheap hotdogs are called "pigs in blankets"?
>>535760789wait so the british think that a cookie is actually a biscuit? peasant mentality
>>535760789>depressingly low quality sausage rollsThey can be made with any type of sausage or meat. Since you're a memeflag, you probably should use dog food.
>>535748297>wish they were born as Americans.Depends. If it was to make 60k/year I rather not.
>>535760775Sir.The fucking yolk.Come on, man.
>>535755061will try this, thanks finnbro
>>535760853>wait so the british think that a cookie is actually a biscuit?The British don't think. They know. The language you have bastardised is English. It comes from England.A "cookie" is a cooked breakfast.
>>535747868>$1 pack of hotdogs Do not buy them. That's Bar-S food and it's the absolute worst hotdog imaginable, made from mechanically separated chicken meat which means the neck. Pure slop and tastes awful.
>>535760854i made those pigs in a blanket and i also make homemade sausage. this one is 80% deer meat and 20% pork fat
>>535747868>>535747918>>535747974>>535747985>>535748020i fucking love pigs in blankets
>>535760236>seed oilHumans weren't supposed to glug seed oil, we need the complex fats in butter, lard and tallow or your brain and nervous system will suffer continual inflammation while your fat cells fill with substances they can't break down easily and convert into energy. This is why obese people are tired and hungry all the time despite their ample reserves of energy. Even though it is 10 times cheaper than butter, it is not food.Olive oil might be an exception, greasing a pan with canola/rapeseed oil probably isn't bad (why did we name it after rape?), but soaking it in oil as in fried food or worse using it as an ingredient like in pastry or to improve "mouth feel" is fucking our shit up.
>>535761098Fast food used to be fried in fucking tallow.Even Chikfila is doing it wrong.
>>535758890>overpaid millenials in jew daycare jobsHow do you get one of those jobs, sounds super comfy.
>>535748729 real ones use sausage, your pic is of the cheap fake ones, which is okay, my grandma was poor and she used hotdogs like your pic >>535760789yeah so far every comment above yours they are of poor quality
>>535760930cookie was a dutch word originally so theres that
>>535747868This is so sad.I made some
>>535747868Wrong question. You should ask:Why isn't McDonald's, with its massive economies of scale, unable to feed me cheaper than I can feed myself?Additional question:Why is McDonald's so much cheaper in other countries than here in America for the same product?
>>535761577>Why is McDonald's so much cheaper in other countries than here in America for the same product?
In my country, McDonalds is seen as something you'd begrudgingly buy once a year if you were in a rush and there was a drive through on your way there.In America, they have it twice, sometimes three times a day and they consider it the pinnacle of their national cuisine.
>>535748572A good crust is mandatory. Any blonde or white crust like OP should be taken to plebbit.
>>535757614And right on cue, Fedroom enters the chat telling people not to bother cooking. You have the palate of a 5-year-old.
>>535749349No fooling (You)
>>535761577>Why isn't McDonald's, with its massive economies of scale, unable to feed me cheaper than I can feed myself?Because you own nothing and live with mommy who pays all your bills and McDonald's needs to own and maintain restaurants located on S+ tier premium high traffic real estate. McDonald's is a real estate company more than a burger slop dispensary..
>>535747985>>535761031I tried to make a cheap blanket out of flour and it suckedflour wasted
>>535762419you just make a bread dough
>>535747868I am using chatgpt to make copycat recipes. Seems to work ok.
>>535747868Just made Savoy cabbage omlet w/ cheese.mere shekels
here is another simple cheap meal i make all the timehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_c37jo94oFQ&pp=ygUSMSBkb2xsYXIgZHVtcGxpbmdz
>>535747868I need to know where he's getting a pack of hot dogs for $1???
>>535762555walmart on holiday weekend like today. they always put them on sale for $1 and i stock up
>>535759523>industrial dough mixertf?you have too much money to spend?>>535762555i just saw a can at online walmart for $0.88https://www.walmart.com/search?q=hot+dogs+can&max_price=1>>535762592also last expiration day discounts for -50% of the price if you have other stores doing that.
>>535762313Is that before or after eating?MCD doesn't sell to people like that, because they're value-conscious and know it's a scam not worth the asked price. They sell to clueless cretign from the so-called middle class.
>>535761180This is what we're supposed to eat, over the past 2 million years gangs of hairy apes would hurl rocks to ward away other scavengers and claim choice cuts of wild game for themselves. The complex fatty acids in turn allowed their brains to evolve to a larger size, it was essential to our evolution, essential to the human diet and our health and mental health.Your whole life is changed when you switch from seed oil to animal fats, the way you think, the way you perceive the world. It is no wonder then that after the war they pushed it so hard on white western populations to help pacify them for the changes to come. At a certain point they will straight up poison us, but for now they accomplish this in more subtle ways.
>>535755061Texas does something similar to what's shown in your pic. "Kolaches" here are actually a derivative of Polish "klobasnek", made with a smoked sausage, American cheese, then wrapped in a brioche-like bread. Sometimes we add jalapenos to them too (which you should try, it's pretty good).
>>535755061Thanks for the suggestion.
>>535762848>angs of hairy apes would hurl rocks to ward away other scavengers and claim choice cuts of wild game for themselvesHumans aren't Kleptoparasites though. We are endurance hunters. Game gets chased to exhaustion , then killed an butchered. Its why we don't just eat "choice cuts", but the whole animal. Today the less desirable parts are repackaged as sausage, because unprocessed pig assholes aren't palatable to modern sensibilities.
>>535762646>industrial dough mixerthat's a normal household stand mixer. it's clear plastic.
>>535763064https://www.reddit.com/r/ooni/comments/1mrew2h/first_time_using_a_spiral_mixer_to_make_the_dough/>community for fans and owners of Ooni productsThat's some peak consumerist shit...>Ooni is an outdoor pizza oven company based in Edinburgh, Scotland. Ooni launched the world's first portable wood-pellet fired pizza oven in 2012. Ooni specialises in high-temperature outdoor pizza ovens for residential customers.
>>535763064If that's him. He also of course has elon musk's H1B-made tesla and is a frequent tesla owner community posterhttps://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaModel3/comments/vl9juq/whatever_hit_the_car_better_play_the_lottery/
>>535762646Nibba you can buy a good stand mixer from Lidl
>>535747868>plebs complaining about affordability, gas, and eggs>can't even do thisAs always, the narrative that Trump is making it impossible for ordinary Americans to get by is a leftist lie.
>>535761858Not a fed. I just need something cost effective and tasty without shit like grease smelling up my apartment. Enjoy your time in the cryopod. Order up for lying and disrespect.
Saars I will doing the eatting of the curry rice with fingers only
>>535748787The jew fears the air fryer deep fryer
>>535747868I bet he fried them in motor oil right after
>>535747868Nothing will change until wagecucks stop going to work.
>>535755061They're called smegs.
