The hearing is tomorrow. Will it be televised?
Cannon & Fishhead
>>535772961Civil hearings are never televised
fucking retard threw it all away for nothing, he won the game then he decided to lose anyway
>>535772961I hope he wins and she's forced to him free anal for 5 years
>>535773125He dragged down a roastie hole Admirable
I hope after he loses she calls a hit out on his dumb ass before he can an hero
>>535773219fair
>>535772961This is going to be Jailed for perjury.
He's telling the truth. Even Indian men are more honest than women.
>>535773234K mob
Jp morgan is full of pedos who went to epstein island.All this is Bullshit to cover that up.
>>535772961There's overwhelming evidence of her evil deeds
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>>535772961I hope so.
>>535773745He looks a little too white this one. AI needs to be better trained on the reference image and to know he’s Nepali.
>>535773176If she’s actually guilty that would be punishing him, not her.
>>535772961goddamn I can't understand yuppieswho the fuck is gonna go out to such a gay little cottage just to post with a glass of beer like a robot
>>535773290>He's telling the truth. Even Indian men are more honest than women. He’s Nepalese, they are generally good people and actually known for their honesty. I most definitely believe him over some office roastie cunt.
>>535774840You're dangerously close to endlessly binging 'dog saves baby' videos.Re-evaluate your life and/or kill yourself.
>>535774359That image is based on this photo of him. AI makes a variety of different versions of his face in different image gens and the human prompter decides which one looks closest, so it's technically not the AI's fault if he looks whiter. What you're talking about is 90% decided by the prompter's taste; the AI just limits his choices.This guy looks pretty different in different pics so it's hard to say for sure desu
>>535772961a lying indian scammer is unheard of. he is innocent.
>>535775412He literally said his father was dead just so he could get sympathy. He's brown, he's Asian, he's a jeet, he's a liar and a terrible one at that.
>>535774840It’s a pub anon.You’re gonna offend the bongs.
>>535772961Why do dead eyed psychopathic CEOjeets need so much spotlight on /pol/?
>>535775936He already clarified he never said that it and was taken out of context. regardless fuck holes.
>>535773278Doubt.
>>535772961To be a fly on the wall in that courtroom.
>>535775774Are there any more pics of her floating around? There seems to be a completely cold trail. No socials, leaks or more professional pics of her.
>>535775774She is too cute fr
>>535772961>“The biggest thing here is, if you call this fake, it’s just gender inequality. If the roles were reversed, what do you think would happen?” Chirayu Rana, the 35-year-old Nepali American at the center of one of Wall Street’s biggest scandals, said.>Rana grew up in Vienna, Virginia, an affluent suburb outside Washington, D.C., a neighborhood where the median household income is$216,556, nearly three times the national median. His parents are even rumored to be descended from Nepal’s royal Rana dynasty.>His mom, Baruna, currently runs her daycare business out of their$1.24 million five-bedroom home on a lush cul-de-sac. He didn’t mention what his father did.>Oscar* an ex-high school classmate who said he knew Rana from 2005 to 2008, (his name has been anonymized due to fear of repercussions) noted that Rana could be volatile. There was beef between Rana and another kid, Joe* (name anonymized), whom Oscar* identified as “punk.” One day, at the courtyard, where people gathered after school, Oscar* said Rana said something to Joe*, who responded with a sexual expletive. And that’s when Rana, Oscar* claims, pulled a knife out of his pocket.>“It was done in front of 50 or 60 people.”>So, of course, there were consequences. “They sent him back to Nepal for the summer before [he] came back for his senior year,” Oscar* said. “I’m also assuming that his parents made a nice donation to get him back in.“>“I’ve never been expelled,” Rana said. “I started at O’Connell in ’04 and graduated.” Oscar* agreed with this recollection, saying Rana wasn’t expelled, but suspended and returned to graduate.
>“I think growing up as part of the diaspora outside of Nepal, it presents some challenges” Ishan Shrestha, who is Nepali-Australian, observed. “There’s some tension…you try to assimilate to the best extent possible,” he added. >“You’ll see a lot of Nepali families and communities build up pretty strong ties to other [Nepali] families.”>Martin Shkrelialso speculatedthat Rana might be a spoiled descendant of a Royal Nepali family. The surname is linked to one of Nepal’s most powerful, controversial political dynasties.>“The Rana family was the family that was leading Nepal…in a fairly authoritative fashion,” Shrestha said. “They ruled, one could say, with an iron fist.”>In 1857, Jung Bahadur Rana sent thousands of Nepali troops to assist the British in suppressing theSepoy Mutiny, an uprising of Indian soldiers against their colonial masters. In return, the British largely allowed the Rana regime autonomy. And so, Shrestha pointed out, the Rana family is also credited with modernizing Nepal. >Today, many view the family with rose-tinted glasses. “The Rana family are thought of with a bit of a nostalgic lens with today’s Nepali people, particularly the older generation,” Shrestha noted. “There’s been a lot of…changeover in…prime ministers…so when they think of the Rana period, they associate that with stability.”>Many in the Rana family still have power. They also send their children abroad, to elite universities.>So was Chirayu Rana part of this famed royal family? “I have no comment on that,” Rana replied. “I don’t want to talk about family.”https://www.thejuggernaut.com/chirayu-rana-interview-jpmorgan-banker-lorna-hajdini
this whole story is an ai psyop. i won't believe these people even exist until i hear them speak in an interview
>On April 27, 2026, Chirayu Rana filed a complaint in New York State under the common male pseudonym “John Doe.” >Hajdini allegedly said one of the most dissected, memed lines in the entire lawsuit: “I bet your little Asian fishhead wife doesn’t have these cannons.”>“Was I quoted saying that?” Rana asked us when we read out this specific line to him. No, we said, Hajdini was quoted saying this. “Oh yeah, I can’t comment on other people’s quotes,” he told us.>At one point, the suit states, Rana started to cry.>“If it was fabricated, why did the settlement rise?” Rana asked.>“They never wanted to hear my side of the story,” Rana rued. He insisted that, before the lawsuit exploded online, he had tried to handle the situation without public scrutiny. “All I wanted to do was get away from the situation in a quiet manner,” he said. “Just walk away without making any noise.”>“I went to the DA [district attorney] and held several discussions about Lorna…about the ongoing situation, her stalking me and harassing me,” Rana told us. “I was in a committed relationship…and it was something that was important to me…I was really really focused on that and I just wanted nothing to destroy that or hamper that.”
>>535773125He thought he could get more than standard go away nuisance settlement. I guess his izzat was too big for mere one million.
>>535775774I’ve never seen that image of him before, that looks way more like him in the AI video
>>535772961I worked with him at a shipyard in San Diego. That motherfucker asked if me and Andrew wanted to rent a boat and go fishing.Later that same day, he drove his forklift into the turning pit, and sank it into the sand.I told him if he can sink a forklift on dry land, I wasn't going to get in a boat with him.
>>535772961I hope both the whore and the pajeet somehow lose.
>>535783703The standard was never going to be enough, unless he started his own company with the money. He will be black balled from every finance company.
>>535773234Sorry sweetie but NY trains are so frequent that a hitman won't have time to stop him.
>>535773745god I wish that were me
>>535787487
>>535772961Surely it’ll at least be reported on. I’ll have my popcorn ready.
The world has united against pajeet.
>>535789478Nepalis hate jeets too.
>>535789718Aren't they just meant to be mountain jeets?
>>535790162Yes, they are.
>>535773797fuck! was this recorded? Or just what he claimed she said? Either way this will go down as a classic. You just know after #metoo, cancel culture, false allegations, 4th wave feminism, Women have now reached the level that they are now targets for #metoo2. fuck them, they deserve it for the hell they have created
>>535772961That guy might feel better if he started wearing a radiation suit, obviously.
>>535772961I want to see it to be desu.
>>535772961It probably won’t, but it should be.
>>535772961Will there be CANNONS?
>>535784628really
>>535784628Who the f is andrew?I predict she’s guilty, but he overstated claims, and he’s using the situation as an ATM, because he is disgraced there. She sounds like a loved employee.
>>535797233He's going to hang himself eventually
>>535772961God I hope the camera man zooms in on her cannons.
>>535772961what time?
who's going to play who in the netflix doc?
>>535799690The dude from parks and rec will play the jeet.
>>535783504I dont care if its fantasies or if its fake. It is a humiliation ritual for Lorna Hajdini that cannot survive being memed into a pajeet fucker. Chirayu’s curry stained hands fingering her gefilte fish axe wound and both those odors mixing and permeating in the room. hahahahah he fucking won at the end. She will be immortalized cannons and all. Post feet. I dont care if its AI and Hajdini has six toes! I want to believe the smell! Chirayu what a fuckin troll hahaha she cannot undo this defamation it has to much meme magick in it. Chirayu looks so innocent, his angelic doe eyes and so naive to be a troll gas lighting the well. lmao the fucker has the last laff for sure. Hajdini has suffered from an offensive pajeet counter psyop of Brahmin levels over 9000 that has damaged her entire persona being the jamboy fucker that she is. I wonder how spicy she liked her vindaloo penis? Bet her vagene expels raita goo from her arousals of having a brown boytoy. And the cannons she has are unmatched! Flat chested fishheads are seething! She gets spit roasted as well. lmao kek I even like the pajeet smile Hajdini is doing as a mockery hahahah
>>535799756doesn't he already have a full time job as the director of the FBI?
>>535773125>fucking retard threw it all away>fucking retardYes, this was the problem. He's a fucking retard.
>>535784980Good news! She's in despair because people keep cracking jokes and despite the claims being untrue, her reputation is ruined. Obviously the jeet will lose because he is lying through his teeth.
>>535791365>claimedThis. Not recorded.
>>535799690Kumail Nanjiani plays the jeet and Sydney Sweeney plays cannons.
>>535799883wtf
>>535800790this but Jennifer Lawrence
>>535773745hot
Still can't believe people think this story is real or that the two people involved are real. Annoys me that people keep making threads about it.
>>535807809Of course it’s real, even if he’s lying.
>>535772961They don’t think so, but it should be
>>535772961I like this jeet more and moreI want to see him winFuck women
>>535806350the nipple peeking holy kek
>>535805130what?
>>535776053Poo Twitter was going bonkers with izzat when this story came out. It played out just like the "Onlyfans Documentaries" they watch. Completely oblivious that cannons (meaning powerful, not shape like cans) & fish head (brainless) are purely indian slang. Or that "Asian" only means east asian in usa, only jeets & uk call indians, asians. Let alone he was never married & his dad never died (despite getting leave twice for his dad dying) Or just fucking look at their facesYet poos on twatter were going nuts about him, viewing him as the global jeet hero, like the way they view themselves in their heads. Bollywood unironically has White women become ultra horny, unable to speak, and swoon whenever a jeet talks to her in a thick indian accent speaking hindi. The poopjeets unironically believe it, which is why they're ao obsessed with trying to get with White women, despite even a 65 IQ nog knowing a 76 IQ jeet will never touch a White woman.Wven when thoroughly debunked, the poopjeets rejected evidence and swore it was still true. All having izzat parties in the replies sections of jeet posts praising him as a god & proof that every White woman is obsessed with jeets and acts like an OF whore for their literal 4.0" worms
women with small faces make my pp hard and i dont know why
Weird how wonen can make equally false allegations and men are basically legally prevented from holding them liable.
>>535810745it is true except he’s Nepali not a jeet
>>535799756>>535800790they look nothing alike thats retarded. pakis can play jeets and vice versa but neither can play a Nepali
>>535810745Ive heard TON of boomer aged people refer to tits as "cannons" my entire life (im 43, heard it since I was like 8 or 9), thats not just some indian slang. Thats shit right out of the 50s.
>>535811633No, that's cans & jugs, which refers to the shape. Jeets say cannons, meaning powerful like a cannon or bomb. Completely different meaning and words. Cans doesn't mean cannons
>>535812156He’s right though, cannons has been used mostly in the military during that time (30’s-50’s) in addition to cans and jugs
>>535812156Cannons, jugs, hooters, bazongas, bazookas, milkers, etcThere are a hundred acceptable names for tits that everyone knows what you mean when you say them (no one will look at you weird for saying "cannons" in America). You could just make shit up like call them slappers and everyone would know what you meant.
These threads, both in the amount of people taking his side plus the amount of fetishizing of being the man in this racial femdom shit just shows how fucking nonwhite the board is now.
>>535807809Hashtag believe all men nigger I fucking hope he's lying but she gets rail roasted into 40 years of prison on false accusations from him. Need to see her life destroyed in order for equality and reparations. Women have had their turn with false accusations, more is men's turn to get away with imprisoning innocent women with false accusations so we can have true equality. It's men's turn to lie and win now.
>>535772961Funniest ending would be if this guy released some recordings of her doing this stuff he’s claiming. The Ledditor seething would be endless.
>>535812539No, look at the time right now. /pol/ is always dead from 9pm-3am NYC time. The jeets in india are 76 IQ and don't realize the time zone difference. The jeets are doing a raid, just like they used to do BBC pron, and BBC groid male with White women racemixing threads.
>>535812604>cannonsI want to believe
>>535812641he better have video! Who turns down a million bucks without it?
>>535812539there’s nothing wrong with being a white man and imagining yourself in his place
>>535772961where?
noooo stop sucking my dick aaaahhhhhh
>>535773176>now that's what i call making partner at the firm
>>535811007>Saar nepalis arent jeets saar he also look like dalit not brahmin saarAt least blacks have the honesty of admiting their and theirs peers behavior and retort with "the fuck you gonna do whiteboi?"
>>535817020we arent, also he is Chhetri and looks Chhetri. and he didnt engage in any behaviour this place is full of simps
>>535812700Let's pray that the devs of this simulation make his story 'canon' to real life lore lmao.
