>Former SNP chief executive Peter Murrell’s £400,000 embezzlement was ‘betrayal’, Swinney sayshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cddp5gm0155t>Fury as police turn up at event for murdered teen Harvey Willgoose demanding proof it was allowed to take placehttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15845243/footballer-Paddy-Kenny-police-murdered-Harvey-Willgoose.html>Grooming gang investigations chief says ‘we’ve failed victims’https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2209420/grooming-gang-investigations-chief-failed-victims>The foreign exploitation of Miliband’s net zero drivehttps://archive.ph/HvWnk>Elon Musk retweet signals rightwing split that could help Andy Burnham in Makerfieldhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/25/elon-musk-retweet-andy-burnham-makerfield-byelection-reform>Farage hits out at Elon Musk over support for Reform rival Restore UK in Makerfield byelectionhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-elon-musk-rupert-lowe-makerfield-b2983035.html>German YouTuber pips local man to win Gloucestershire cheese-rolling contesthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/chris-anderson-youtuber-german-gloucestershire-hill-b1283550.html>Starmer calls for Strait of Hormuz to reopen as US-Iran deal appears to draw closerhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-24/pm-calls-for-strait-of-hormuz-to-open-as-us-iran-deal-appears-to-draw-closer>Why the other June by-election is all about oil and gashttps://archive.ph/CU62i>Financial reforms set to give £1.6bn boost to City of Londonhttps://archive.ph/skvi2
>>535789732>Why didn't the Irish eat fish during the famine?>Because Britania rules the waves
>burnhams bloodline - White>ruperts bloodline - Brown
>>535789999Filtered.
little paki heads = squashed
Why do you have to bake 50 posts too early
>>535789999
the truth hurts :/
>>535790042Televised paki headstomping as a national pastime
>>535790154then someone else might get to be OP and he will have nothing in his life he can feel proud over
ruperts farm will be inherited by a pakistani mudslime (probably sold off and converted into a housing estate) isn't that funny?
>>535790154better than the skynewsfaggot threadsplitting with his jewish bullshit
>>535790154Turbotism.>>535790261I don't like low quality bakes.
>>535790343That sounds tragic actually mate
remigrationdismantle the city of londondebt jubilee and ban on usury and further national debtrestart the industries build an actual economyrebuild the militaryban on opposing ideologiesreform the empireexile all traitors
I could quit my job, apply for PIP and just lie about having mental health problems and get £1600 a month. Doesn't sound that bad for doing nothing. Enough to go on holiday a few times a year and finance an fast audi.
>>535790549>reform the empireoh yeah?
>>535790622So?
>Bangbros stick my dick inside a gloryholehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VxOwSNvXTA
>>535790696so? elaborate
>>535790661Everything in that webm is aesthetically pleasing.
So that's why she wanted everyone to use ISAs.
>>535790577dont forget all the deductions you'd get like on energy bills and rent. you'd be living a higher lifestyle than a minimumwagie!
>>535790732you good pal?
>>535789872didnt restore just get exposed for having some ex-tory with tatoos of baal and hebrew letters and shit handling their private data?Questions need to be answered mother fucker!You are getting the "fooled again" award, this time in gold
>>535790577>I could quit my job, apply for PIP and just lie about having mental health problems and get £1600 a month.Don't even tempt it lad, I've been unemployed for over a year now to no avail. I think about getting on PIP, then I realise I'll never work again. At least when you do work, you don't have to spend 18 hour days speaking to brinnies and playing video games. That shit gets boring very fast.
>>535790700
>>535790807whats ur plan to reform the empire
Judging by the odds it looks like Labour will probably edge this by-election. But think about this. Have you ever known a Labour government that did a good job? No I haven't either. Do you think Starmers Labour have been doing a good job? No me neither. So what do those fucking retards in makerfield thinking? They known nothing will change, they know it will only get worse, but they're voting for more, they're voting for it anyway. It defies logic
>>535790661Why does this look like Ginge?
>>535790993Who?
>>535790866send in banks and the corporations
>>535790816>At least when you do work, you don't have to spend 18 hour days speaking to brinnies and playing video games.Lol I know. I was doing that 3 or 4 years ago before I found a job. I cant be bothered anymore and seeing £700 stolen from me every month before I even see a penny is so shit. I'm barely above the bread line in a full time job. I don't see the point is fooling myself into continuing this to buy a house and enslave myself even more for 30 years. Fuck that
>>535790577I heard pip isn't even means tested, you can get it even if you work lmao
>>535791082It's entitlement based. You could have £300000 in savings and your PIP still gets paid
>>535790816Boring people get bored. Get some proper hobbies. Go outside for a walk daily. Do some litter picks. Feed the ducks. Hunt some fungus. Being a wageim is a fucking humiliation ritual.
>>535789968KekOk but really, why didn't they?
>>535790808Anyone with sense already knows. Rupert is just another Nigel, says the right things but ultimately always been a part of the establishment. Will cuck on anything once near actual power.
>>535790978You make the generous assumption that those people understand any of the issues.
Thing about this Reform vs Restore thing is that Bogdan still wees the bed because he likes the smell.
I'm sleeping bollock naked with my legs spread out and my sweaty balls dangling low. I sure hope my mum or sister doesn't walk in while I'm wearing earphones and they see me fully exposed lime that.
>>535791074oh yeah?
>>535791175You couldn't feed the entire population with fish.
>>535791079Yeah, but humans are designed to work somewhat. Maybe if you pick up a hobby that is demanding enough it'd be worth it.>>535791155I'm on a new one, magnet fishing. Going on wednesday. My ultimate goal is to find an unexploded Luftwaffe bomb in the canal, and then call the police to see how much damage it will cause. Something I've noticed though, is people will walk past you and tell you someone's already somehow done this a few months ago, which cannot be true. Did find a few shotgun shells off the side of a walk bridge though.
>>535790865Wigger babble*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTPSoxqtnP0
>>535791155>Being a wageim is a fucking humiliation ritual.Nah, not really.I'm good at it, most of it is interesting these days, arranging normies doing shit like I'm playing some kind of Goy Corp simulator, except it's real life and I have a real house instead of just an in-game house now.And all the girls are impressed by me. Including quite a few that I'd never be speaking to otherwise. I make sexist and lightly racist jokes all the time, allude to "far right conspiracy theories" and talk down to them and they pretend to hate it but they actually love it and come back for more. I've also had public wars with homosexuals, foreigners and SJWs that the normies are terrified of offending and they all stifle laughs when I shit all over these people and describe their character flaws in detail.Yeah there is some drudgery but a lot of it is a laugh.
>London today
>>535791330Back in the day that used to be called wincest.
>>535790797That is a miniscule sum
>>535791520I have 1 meeting with my boss each week where he wants it to end quicker than I do, then each day I maybe send a few emails. Only during 3 weeks in August I have to do some physical stuff but it's not that hard, for £50k.
Rupert Lowe's son's wife is pretty fit not gonna lie
>>535791368>I'm on a new one, magnet fishingNgl my autistic self finds that intriguing. My latest thing is birds of prey and lichens.
Fuck this shit I'm quiting my job in September and applying for PIP. Dumping all my savings into stocks so the jews at the job centre think I'm a skint loser
>>535791692>My latest thing is birds of prey and lichens.What, like seeing this in person or something? If you want to get really autistic, you can start growing mushroom spores in a separate room of your house.
>>535791640cogitate upon the aroma
>>535791626Well that's all right too mate. I've had periods of work like that where I have fuck all to do and I'd just be studying a language at my desk. Crazy how many meme jobs there are out there. Having a meme job for 50k is a million times better than being a neet in my opinion.
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF """"""""""""""GREAT"""""""""""""" BRITAIN OH NONNOONNONNONONONONONONONNO HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>535791835>>535790797
>>535790797{le sigh}ffs...{/le sigh}
>>535792006Fml it's never enough to fill the tory black hole. Might as well double my road tax and add an extra 40p on to my petrol
>>535791595Yep. But when you realise that reducing the wealth, intelligence and comfort and security levels of the middle class is the whole point, then all these bad ideas incrementally chipping away at us make sense.
>>535792087Those are both unironically coming.
Restore seethe has tailed off this evening. Hopefully thats permanent. >>535791835Welcome brother.
>>535792087Income tax generates less than whats spent on benefits.
>>535792252Pensions are the biggest expense by far
fire alarm again kek
>>535792338hopefully this heatwave kills a bunch of em off
>>535792342alri la kek hows it going in the hotel yanno
>>535790177ffs
>>535792338The media always makes a big deal about the million unemployed people but unemployment benefits are only £3-4 billion
>>535791885>you can start growing mushroom sporesAlready do. Its called mycology. Ive been selling psilocybin rich shrooms on the side for years, but i don't talk about it on here. Mates only kinda deal. Some of my regulars are pretty rich wagims and normnoids.Birds of prey are on the rise. There's now 2 pairs of red Kites on the staff moorlands and common buzzards and eagles all over. They love to circle new bulld estates and the newly cut roads, what with all the recently displaced short tailed voles and rabbits.
>>535792338£333bn is spent on social protection/welfare. NHS costs up to £242bn. Total income for the government is about £940bn, with the total expenditure about £1.37tr
Thinking someone needs play Luigi's mansion with a few labour MPs.
>>535792428just nearly choked on me tomato soup cos some big lass michelle who I've met before was like iya luv thats the fire alarm if ya didn't already know when I went out to see what was going onproper caught me off guard like bitch I hear it like 3x a night kek
>>535792478>Already do. Its called mycology. Ive been selling psilocybin rich shrooms on the side for years, but i don't talk about it on here. Mates only kinda deal. Some of my regulars are pretty rich wagims and normnoids.This is pretty fucking based desu
>>535789872Restore is controlled oppositionLowe doesn't have a party because he doesn't need one, he just wants to get revenge on Farage and land a top role in the Tory cabinet when it gets back on its feet, two birds one stone
>>535792737josh la is this >>535790577 true? 1600 smackeroonies for claiming you got menthol elves?
>>535792961dunno la I only get 500thats probably counting uc and housing benefit and whatever elsealso>just claimingyou need evidence
>>535792855He wants to deport child rapists mate.
>>535792762I used to do em back in the day, but had a not so pleasant time and just never fancied it again. If you make some good clean (and I mean sterile as can be) substrate cakes, inoculate them and they store in the freezer for a few years, ready to whenever. Another nice trick is, if you have an old tree stump, you can inoculate it with shitake and so long as you keep the mice off it, a fancy restaurant will buy direct. Wholesale shitake is 80quid a kilo.
>>535792519NHS is the 7th largest employer in the world:>Indian Ministry of Defence (~2.99 million)>US Department of Defense (~2.9 million)>People’s Liberation Army (China) (~2.55 million)>Walmart (US) (~2.1–2.3 million)>Amazon (US) (~1.5–1.6 million)>China National Petroleum (~1.45 million)>National Health Service (UK) (~1.38 million)>Foxconn (Taiwan) (~1.29 million)>Indian Railways (~1.2 million)>Tata Group (India) (~1.0–1.15 million)Fucking insane
>>535793052I have a history of menthol elves going back to when I was 12 and have taken time off work due to stress and depression. I'm only one session of crocodile tears away from retiring on max pip. The first thing I'll be doing is spending a few months in Thailand
>>535793052fair ty
>>535793069I want to deport child rapistsDoesn't mean I'm going to be able to do it by just saying it
>>535789872The fact that something like this could even be a concern means the voting system doesn't allow the population to be represented properly. Which makes the whole point of british democracy moot.
>>535793206Average consultant wage is £162k, and there's about 60,000 of them, that's just for England. Wales and Scotland don't record that data.
>>535792115I doubt they'd even notice it, surely whoever runs the S&S ISA index will just automatically remove the 6p over 10 years in tax without any input from the asset holders
>>535793310new claims are much harder now since labour changed policies so don't be rash. do your research beforehand
>>535790523welcome to port royale, it's a shilling to tie up your boat.
>>535793373What is democracy, anyway. No politician goes into it to do what some crowd of random people would like. They do it for themselves.
>>535792342Congolese Cat Curry will do that
>>535793365West Ham
>>535791330Put a sock on th3 door knob
i want to deport child racists
>>535790978Have you ever met a norf? They're imbeciles whose every thought requires a neuron firing through a thick congealed penetrating mesh of cholesterol and quavers.
I'm once again calling for the complete and total eradication of Israel.Failure to do so will result in catastrophic failure for the western hemisphere.On our current projection the British races simply do not survive this century with the human traffic corridor that's seen tens of millions of non Europeans flood into Western Europe.The only way to avoid complete disaster now is the total annihilation of our enemy
>>535790577My bird is going for PIP for her ADHD because she's preggers and found out her kike boss is unlikely to pay her maternity. Projected 1400 a month. Sounds alright to me, I'd rather have her as a stay at home mum.
>>535791330lock it?
>>535794041Nuke or neutron bomb?
>>535794065good luck.
>>535794087Both? We will have to take into account America will fight to the last man in defence of Israel.
>>535792737I remember the hostel life. I was 16 though. Now I live with my cubt mother who kicked me out at 16 lol. First night there an ex resident tried to break in and some small guy named Brian said "stay in your rooms ill handle it" and then went and fucked the guy off. Was one of my best mates for years till he met a schizo of who got upset I wouldn't let her smoke heroin in my flat
>>535794030actually engaging with the werking clarse utterly obliterates all romanticist social ideals one might have.they all belong in a pen
>>535794065Based. Make sure she makes bread in an eggshell.
according to /brit/ the uk is the most right wing country in the oced taxes are lowest in europe apparently
>>535793828kek>>535794177are you the lad I was talking to the other day? think so. with the machete by the door?
>>535793365That's Green Street.Worked round there about 18 months back. It's wild. Nobody is out of bed before midday and it's 100% Indian, Bangladeshi or whatever.
Complete and total eradication of Israel is the only way to close the human corridor.These are the terms
>>535794210>bread in an eggshell.
>>535794162I'd prefer neutron bombardment. Reduces all organic matter to soup. Might fuck up the south pacific depending how far the neutrinos penetrate the earth, but the magnetic flow of magma should offset them. Maybe.
>It’s an interesting policy as it’s a pretty blatant bribe targeting NHS/police/local government employees who might lean Reform but think Labour is the only way to get a pay rise. >A good way of buying potential voters in the public sector without funding a general pay rise.>Right, because "overtime" as a concept doesn't exist in the private sector to any meaningful degree, and certainly doesn't exist in the professional/managerial private sector to any degree whatsoever.>It’s often remarked that Thatcher giving the police a 45% pay rise was important to getting her domestic agenda through.>Looking at Reform’s plans, it’s probably sensible to have something like this in place for prison/migration/policeI think that's incredibly optimistic, everything in Britain is a misery machine, I very much doubt that Reform would tacitly create jobs programs for those sympathetic to them>A lot of anons upset about this policy because it is distortionary and they don’t get overtime on their WFH email job, but a general election cannot be won with a coalition only of boomers who comment on news articles on Facebook and millennials with their own Substack’s.>Crazy that Reform chose to offer a bribe to ~1 million NHS workers distributed conveniently around constituencies rather than abolishing the stamp duty on shares. What were they thinking?!
>>535794210>Make sure she makes bread in an eggshell.
2 million and counting rape victims by result of the human traffic corridor.They're building an army for one purpose.
>>535794338If you child laughs when she does, launch it at a wall.
>>535794250Some leftie mong who wants people to pay more taxes so he can have £20 more benefits a month
Floppos such a fucking loser.Kek.>teehee the fire alarm in the mental facility for braindead retards I'm currently in went off!! Haha so funny!!Kek he's literally braindead
>>535794338its a myth about dopplegangers or something fae are supposed to find such a concept absolutely side splitting hilarious that it would be creasing.
>>535794435You are one of my favourite posters here.
>>535794495Oh right
>>535793405That's fuck all both pay and number
>>535794509Thank you?
>>535794347I'd like it to be symbolic on a hadrian scale, circumstances that the resulting inferno burns for decades in the aftermath. Do we have those kinds of weapon?I would like to avoid conflict with America but shouldn't shy from it either considering what's at stake. They'll absolutely defend Israel to the last man and we should prepare to this
>>535794200We should just put a giant rotating screen on a mast showing The Chase on repeat and all the entranced norfs would follow it round hypnotically. Allowing for easy penning, tagging and weight loss.
>>535794629One of the reasons why the cold war was terrifying. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_bomb
>>535794721Based, this but newer and stands the test of time so future generations can talk of it as we do hadrian.
>>535794297Jesus Christhttps://www.ons.gov.uk/census/maps/choropleth/identity/ethnic-group/ethnic-group-tb-20b/white-english-welsh-scottish-northern-irish-or-british?lad=E09000025
Operation hadrians fury
>>535794629>>535794552>>535794544>>535794534Any of you lads ever pumped that Charli XCX?
>>535794721Hence the preference. A nuke would ruin the architecture.>>535794918Back into the filter you go.
>>535794690lmfao
>>535794918No, but would.
>>535794880Pretty wild right.It's all Indian, paki and Bengali as well. Saw one black African woman who appeared to have schizophrenia telling me "Nigeria is de best" and a few black traffic wardens but every other person was that Indian or Bengali. I don't even think the 0.9 is correct unless it's one old dear who's housebound. Nobody is working round there either. Streets are packed and everyone's still in bed til midday. Dirty fuckers too, spitting this horrible red shit up the wall everywhere. Very odd place.
>>535794918Chucked it up worse, chucked it up better.
corr, just been paidtime to buy fuckloads of vans stuff for summer
imagine how man irishmen are descended from Cromwellian army rapists
>>535793365>slow mind that childYea, its brown
>>535794260No, im talking almost 30 years ago. I sometimes wear slippers, lol
>>535795469alri laaaaaaaahow you doing?
>>535795469There were two smackheads called Colleen snd Frank and they were always in the living room laid up on the sofa itching away and id call them "itchy and scratchy" lol. Man I loved those times. Spent almost 10 years in n put of hostels. Thats when the council actually housed homeless White men within a few years.
>>535794470a decent majority of the population seems to actually believe it though which is why theyre voting for burnham
>>535795219>red shitIt's called 'paan'>Paan is a traditional South Asian preparation consisting of betel leaf wrapped around various fillings. Its primary function is to serve as an after-meal digestive aid, a breath freshener, and a mild stimulant. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5z6p7nm7lo
>lowest immigration in 20 yearsno need to thank him, he's the silent avenger
>>535795558Bit annoyed, me mams fucked off on holiday and im sat in the flat taking care of the dog. Pissed right off lol. Other than that im alright, went park today with the dog. U keeping alright in that hostel? They said how long you're gonna be there?
>>535795582itchy and scratchy kekI think people would be surprised how decent people even at the bottom of society can besome of the funniest most down to earth cunts are the kind of people you'd see getting pissed up on special brew at the bus stop who you wouldn't want your kids anywhere near cos unpredictablesome lad here matty is like that, always limping, proper death star belly, pisshead, only got one eye, but he's the funniest off the cuff cunt around. always comes in and says random shit that wouldn't even be funny if anyone said it, but because its him everyone's howling>d'ya know pins n needles?>when ya get up in the middle of the night for a piss n ya can't move cos you can't feel ya legs n ya nearly fall off ya bed tryin to goand the whole rooms in stitches because of how he says it n because its him kek
>>535795399You earned it la. Get that shit spent.
>>535795757cute doggo lad, least its sunny here though, hope it starts pissing it down when she's backand yes mate, love it here, gonna be sad when I go, full of characters like >>535795785>>535795795kek
>>535795219>Saw one black African woman who appeared to have schizophrenia telling me "Nigeria is de best"Ah so you met the leader of the Conservative and Unionist party
>>535795811>>535795688what the fuck is this,
The inevitable permanent cessation of consciousness
>>535795785>>535795859You're not wrong. There were some pissheads who would buy all get paid at different times and would buy the cider for the group that day. I even went drinking with them at 8am some days but never liked it. Smoking crack with prostitutes who lived with us was fun too. One liked me quite a lot and would always share more with me lol but she was a dirty cunt. Remember sat leaning back once and she was on the pipe and she reached back to pick a blackhead from between her shoulders and I saw it, massive. Didn't smoke much after that iirc hahaha fucking mental times. Sat with some Iraqi migrant drinking green tea and smoking a spliff outside in the morning sun. Manning I do miss it at times. So fucking boring now lol. >cute doggyAye, she's gerrin on now, and always wanting fuss, like constantly. She's sat looking at me now pawing at the air lol.Big up matty. Bet he's been on a billy Moore or knockout audit video lmao
>>535795898Kemi gives me a semi
>>535796003Welcome to the turdworld
Don't forget to recycle your bottle caps
>>535796240
>>535796257>me sorting my rubbish into 6 different bins to stop global warming / cooling
>>535796257I once knew a jeet and his mother kept the house really clean. I cant imagine how or why this situation came to be ignored by so many people. Surely they cant just think ots OK. Surely there is a spark of sentence behind those eyes.
>>535796316canada looks nice
>>535796003bro tier sikhs and hindus spitting out their food
How many ice cubes can you fit up yer arse?
for me, its got to be the story of how they released thousands of flesh eating turtles into the river to eat all the corpses, but they all died due to the other pollutants.
>>535789872In 2019 the Brexit party struck a deal with the Tory’s and handed them a landslide.In 2024 Reform struck no such deal and this handed Labour a landslide even thing Queer Smarmer received fewer votes than Corbyn who was the one destroyed in 2019.When 1 million people vote restore and some 10 million vote reform, and about 11 million vote labour, then you’ll get another landslide Labour government and they’ll push the black tranny dildo that much further up your arse because, in their sick demonic minds, you’ve just asked for more of it, so yes, voting Restore clearly splits the vote.Dumb fucking cunt.
>>535796226see thats what I'm gonna miss, even when I used to chill with people back in the day there was no novelty compared to this. so many mad cunts here so there's always stuff going on. decided I wanna work in this field now though. you ever considered being a support worker? don't need many quals just need a brain and the right temperament
>>535796383>Arrr fuck! Didn't check if the that label was PET or LDPE!>Dives in wheelie bin.
>>535796003The great empire of Israel
>>535796531melty
>>535790042football as it's meant to be played
>>53579653160% of the electorate didn't vote in the last election because no party wanted to address the moslem problem.
>>535796643Bosh
>>535796257>>535796468>>535796585you're telling me bames have caustic spit and they're dissolving our nation with it? far right poppycock 10 years ago and yet...
>>535796536>you ever want to do support workNah, I was 16 when I was there and my keyworker was 21 and female who fucked one of my mates and she would take me to the pub for keyworking and would let me keep the £10 spends for a bag of weed lolNever felt like id left the life behind enough to be a worker. Always smoked weed, never worked much, hated work, couple of arrests and had a heroin habit for years etc but it would be a very easy job. You havent done drugs or owt have you so you should definitely do it. Half decent wage, get to manager and get more, then give me a job looool. Nah, you should do it, its cushy as fuck
>>535796702That is beyond insanity, isn't it. Over half the population have no political representation whatsoever.
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Bosh’ and from ‘United Kingdom’ and in ascending order. 821 results found.Adding bosh to the filter.
>>535796702>non muzzie wogs are fineshalom!
>>535797032Hence Restores momentum.
>>535797041Does your own post vanish of you use a filtered keyword?
>>535797041It's the lonely paedophile samefagging from the looney bin, what an absolute pathetic freak
Makita
>>535797092i have never in a billion years seen josh associated with the catchphrase "bosh" what are you saying blud
>>535797041Bash
>>535797041Bosh
>>535796702>but the politically disengaged! They’ll come out for usNo they fucking won’t. The ordinary person literally finds it too tiring to form his own thoughts on politics. Ask him what he thinks of it and he’ll tell you they’re all the same, it’s one big con, nothing changes no matter who you vote for, or he just looks at you with disgust because you’re trying to talk about something other than football.If they haven’t voted lately then they’re not voting at all. The whole online right is going to get a shattering wake up call in Makerfield to how absolutely fucking useless the vast majority of the electorate are. They’re just not going to vote for Restore. They don’t have the necessary software to even be capable.
Don't even know her
>>535797058We'll start with the problematic BAMEs, then move onto the others in due time>>535797083Its not a word I use. >>535797169>reddit spacingDidnt read. Filtered.
>>535797232What a faggot.
>>535797169i agree what i hear coming out of the 'online right' sounds so disconnected from any reality uk is majority leftist country and trying to make it out as if its not and there's all these voters that can be conjured is delusional
>>535795688>and a mild stimulant.okay I'll give it a go
>>535797288he read your post but didnt know how to respond.
>>535797232>not a word I useYou just used it, dickhead.
>>535796383how does a recycling initiative which just generates more waste plastic (six different bins for six different types of waste that roughly 10% of the actual population even use) save the planet?haven't they just essentially created more pollution here?they're just saying HERE HAVE ENOUGH MICROPLASTIC DISPENSER, WE MADE ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY AT OUR MANUFACTURING PLANTShow does that save any planet
In the end there is nothing, there has always been nothing
>>535797571>HERE HAVE ENOUGHanother*they barely sound similar
>>535797571Clearly you're not a part of the bintellectual movement
>>535797571in my experience they just tip them all into one bin but the council can tick a box
>>535797650no I am notthey just have everybody these little food waste bins just before summer and likethat's fucking thousands of plastic binshow much plastic did it take to make those?wouldn't it have done less damage to the environment overall to have not done that?are we somehow not playing people who work at recycling plants enough?do they not get paid enough to blast a fucking plastic container with a power hose before melting it holy fuck man
This did not work. The fucker just pulled the plastic rod out, got the bait and I can't even find the rod now. Roof rats are probably smarter than most of britpol. You'd have all fallen in the bin and spent the night claiming I was seething. I wonder where you buy snap traps? I want it to experience violence now.
>>535796992soz lad playing warframeoh yeah in answer to your query, fuck knows how long I'll be here, I'm on band A though, that much I do knownah thats the thing though, you get those kind of people but you've got a good head on your shoulders so you could be an asset. know what I mean? you've experienced stuff firsthand
>>535797861i've had roof rats twice and we just poisoned them.
>>535797861You built that a but of string was too complicated?
>>535797850>how much plastic did it take to make those?Jobs for boys innitI more or less throw everything in one bins, whoops, not my problem
>>535797923I don't fancy it crawling into some hidden corner, dying and then making a smell.
>>535798101we found ours in the christmas tree bad lmao just wait until you stop hearing the scuttering up above for a few days then go searching
>>535798101It's the spontaneous combustion you've really got to watch out for.
Claudia Patatas and Adam Thomas are out of prison now right? I'm surprised they aren't on social media
>>535794544>That's fuck all both payAnd yet it's still a 98th percentile wage in this country. It's so fucking dire out there, bruv. You'd be lucky to take £100k of it home after tax ffs
got a firm handshake me apparently
>>535789872https://youtu.be/YWgxGaRxcT0Amelia. Rule Britannia
>>535798267use it to pull yourself up by your bootstraps
>>535798267boomers say thats all you need to get any job in the world
>>535798362He can't even tie shoelaces Legit mentally disabled spastic
>>535797964It wouldn't have worked anyway. It's big for a mouse, but small compared to a rat. It would have got out of the bin anyway. However, it does now know there are fun little puzzles to play with at night. I wanted it alive so I could chuck it off a 17th floor balcony.
>>535793405>Average consultant wage is £162kAt least there's an expectation for them to actually be subject matter experts (outside of psychology and psychiatry of course).Pharmacists and the dispensing staff should have been laid off when the first vending machines appeared.
>>535793206
>>535797903No worries, enjoy it, ill be iracing soon in the gangster m4 gt3, plus im on a wind up all over /pol/Band A is the top priority isn't it? Is there much to bid on and do bames get even higher priority or not?>be a worker lol yeah I could but I dunno, id rather sit on me enhanced uc and do what I want all day till I die kek. Hopefully be signed on to keep me mams flat when she dies. I gave up my flat on advice from my drugs worker to go to rehab and been homeless since, even when working not had a permanent home. Been 15 years now.
how did he do it bros
>>535798362>>535798379its probs from the constant wanking
>>535798381dont (you) me again
>>535798516bashing one out to that fat girl?
>>535798555To his grandpa.
>>535797861You're supposed tape the cardboard to the plastic straw so it see saws when the rat steps onto the side to reach for food. Also, use a metal bucket.
>>535798590dont (you) me again
>>535798497Is that the poker player jewess Victoria cohen?
>>535798465you sound pretty well set up so no need to change anything really is there ladand yeah band a is top band, but even then you have to compete with other people on band a and there's a few here on it so I'll probs be here for a few months but its laughin because no bills wahey, so I can just restart me life via amazon n game n save until I move. already cushty lad. there's a few birds I get on well with here as well. one gets dead touchy feely with me now but she's in her 40s, doesn't look it but yeah, good times
>>5357971693 possible outcomes here are:>Restore win the seat, big upset to all involved, they're now an actual contender. Pigs may or may not also be flying in this scenario, but it is still the best possible outcome>Restore wipe out, it's a total embarrassment, they immediately collapse into infighting trying to attribute blame for the loss, alienating a lot of the organic support they've been able to slowly accumulate in Norfolk up to now >They do okay, undercutting Reform in the process, but still fall short of winning. They perform well enough to not be totally demoralised, but now Reform and Restore shills fucking hate each other for 'splitting the vote' and 'letting Burnham win', and so begin declaring full-on Spastic Fatwas. Various platforms become fucking unusable, all energy is now diverted away from useful messaging and discussion and into homosexual catfighting, normal people can't be arsed and go back to not bothering to vote
>>535798591Rats can easily jump out of a bucket. Think barn squirrel
>>535798709Put some crabs in the bottom, they'll keep the rats in line
>>535798497corrr>>535798555she wishesnah she's lovely r'Chelle
>>535798497
Restore will split the vote and allow Labour to become the political hegemon in UK politics. you can cry about that if you want, but it wont make the problem go away.>"restore will split the vote"obviously.... how do you fix that?> "no party is owed support blah blah blah"Thats not a fix at all. Thats just polemical ranting. Restore has no solution existing in UK party politics and NOT empowering Labour. if the combined vote of reform and restore in the MAkerfield by-election is higher than Burnham's vote it will be fucking hilarious.
>>535798709Get a deeper bucket>>535798652Yea its comfy desu, life is pretty chill. Just wish I had me name down already just in case she dies suddenly and im turfed out for migrants to move in. Looking forward to seeing what the new gaff is like, if its posh I might even get me arse back to park house and have a reunion with staff lmao. Good luck bro, I'll leave you to it. Go bang the 40 yr old but nake sure she knows its just sex. They get clingy after 30
>>535798781abundance of calories
>>535798835>vote splittingYou couldn't even split a pea
>>535789872New political party is not going to save anything.
>>535798497good sense of humour. decent job. charismatic, oxbridge educated, friends with celebrities... so high social standing .
>>535798835based
>>535798938>>535798781It is vicky cohen. Has she always been with him? Used to watch her when pnl was on sky channel 800 n sommat. Fucking Vicki cohen
>>535798709>Think barn squirrelNah, you're alright.
im 29yo and made love to a 16yo today without a condom. im making bpd 35yr old blown out flaps women seethe. and we're gonna make aryan children with no abnormalities or down syndrome.btw how am i a pedo when pedo means child, its not even heeb, its a fully developed adult biologically. cant even get it right, guess the witch hunts never ended...
>>535798951Restore has no solution to existing in UK party politics and NOT empowering Labour.
>>535798835bold of you to assume I care about splitting the vote
>>535799203its legal why are you immediately going for paedo defense brother
>>535799203>btw how am i a pedo when pedo16 is the age of consent in britain you plonker
>>535799203Thats wild that ladhttps://youtube.com/v/0iFA_yD7N3g
>>535799203>im making bpd 35yr old blown out flaps women seethe.Thought you were talking about josh for a moment
>>535799203>>535799356Fuck sakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iFA_yD7N3g
>>535799319what is the outcome of splitting the vote in the Westminster First Past The Post System.?
Rupert is right.
>>535798885have a good one la x
>>535799478Rupert is controlled opposition.
>>535799556If you're allowed to operate in mainstream politics at all, you're probably not that much of a threat to the status quo tbqhwyl
>>535799478Even in her prime she was an ugly cunt. Also guess how devastated I was when I found out Rachel Riley wor a jew. Fucking wounded my soul.>>535799556He has 10 tonne of grain, he isnt representing normal working people unfortunately. All parties are controlled by tptb
>>535799635he's a thatcherite, he worships finance
>>535799478Did he say "vag like a dry old leather purse"?
That's it, I'm posting the restore babes
might swear my undying loyalty to the house of Stuart, might not idk.
>>535799753
>>535799660shes a jew? https://youtu.be/DfZhLETGNpA?si=EONT8BzBo-N7pdcf
>>535799753.
Charles 1 was MURDERED and it probably marked the beginning of the end for this so called nation.
>>535799712Nah, he said>r cazza is one ugly bitch>>535799753>restore babeThe original brexit muffins
>>535799753,
>>535799856He was a spaz
>>535799776>tracking linkMaybe, who's asking.
>>535799753..
>>535799753,,
>>535799753I'll say one thing for Nigel, when he played the Brexit totty card, it was with solid 10/10s (although the blonde one did look a bit like a boy)
>>535799890he conducted himself with honour.
>>535799927>finger tattoosBitch needs to fuck off. Even though im a benniemong i dont want slut cunts representing men and our want of remigration. G
>>535799907yak shamesh my fellow goyim
>>535799753>>535799775>>535799808>>535799887>>535799927>>535799959Almost unimaginable for anything right wing to get this much young female support ten years ago btw. That's how far we've come. We are not losing. We are winning.
>>535800009Then you already know the answer, jew
brit/pol/ sucks
>>535800042A weapon we could call it. A dangerous weapon. That needs banning.
>>535800175Don't worry. French flag will be here shortly with his delightful "morning lads'. Although it's all downhill from there.
Restore babes, unless autistic, are only that way due to their husbands and family. You want a restore babe? You have to create one.
>>535800175so does your mam not very well tho
>>535796383There's so many vids of separate recycling trash cans next to regular in public spaces. With the collection guy throwing em together. In cali they found out despite getting fines for even 1 can mixing. The recyclables got thrown in the dump, since recycling it cost more than they could sell the shit for. In my FL city, I have 2 giant trash cans for that...but they cancelled recycling a couple years ago, so now I have 2 regular massive city trash cans
reminder the blood drinking of little st hugh of lincoln by the joos never happened. wikepedia told me.
>>535800505Getting the public to fine sort it was tested in Australia and one of the problems they found is it not only takes longer to collect and more storage bins on the truck but since the public don't reliably sort it all perfectly it still needs some manual sifting at the plant anyway.
>>535800009I'm once again requesting the compete extermination of Israel
brit/pol business idea: an anti semitic dog whistle
>democracy was a greek drollery based on the foolish notion that there are extraordinary possibilities in very ordinary people
>>535800594Just like the tens of millions gulaged by the chosen >didn't happen goy, it wuz de Germans!
>>535800800Jews make up less than 5% of semitic people
No spliff in the ashtray today. Got to roll one. Fuck sake.
he smokes goynip
>>535800800I've never seen an actual dog whistle. Just those little plastic bags full of dog shit.
Total Israel destruction
>>535798835if everyone simply voted for Restore the vote will not be split
He thinks everything good is jewish.
>>535799887isle of wight used to be a dismal place where the inhabitants were pretty odd to begin with an rejected mainlanders. i can't imagine it being filled with shitskins now.i sincerely hate this timeline, I just want the world to end in obliteration as soon as possible
>>535801734Voting isn't going to destroy IsraelJust saying
>>535801734Do you know of a youtube channel called "better watch tv" he makes funny chuck edits occasionally
>>535801734
About time for a nice bit of toast.Warburton's thick white farmhouse of course.
>>535801080Used to roll that shit and smoke it with baccy. check my door a few times, after the third spliff it was smooth sailing and I would listen to music and wank to hentai for 5 days straight.I managed to get a lower dimensional demon though and it makes the torture worse if I smoke weed. I wasn't cool enough to smoke weed or something or blasphemous enough and I still love Jesus. If I smoke weed now I become extremely paranoid, I can hear the demons in the corner of my room saying "Ours is blasphemy" "You have white privilege" and the best one "You're a racist neo nazi".I know who it is but I won't say, it's a high ranking witch in the British illuminati who is gatekeeping weed so you have to take the mark of the beast. Astral Projection, leaving your body as a spirit, the serpent of the kundalini is all real. But like the bible says "We wrestle not against flesh and blood but principalities in high places".
I'm buff as fuck BTW
>>535802088proof?
>>535802187Working out at the beech today All sunburnt now, can't sleep
>>535801888not arsed about forens
Smelly schizo drug addicts itt. Bet they have escooters too.
>>535802065Thats mad, I smoke it and play games, listen to music, or laugh with mates. Not sure about all that paranoia stuff, I used to think people made stories up chasing some kind of weird respect from other smokers. Turns out she was lying lol. Hope you get well soon, maybe try some mdma or just remember that for rhe last however many years nobody had broken in, killed you, raped you, or stolen anything. I used to worry a lad I had a fight with would break in and kill me, now im happy to leave doors unlocked all night and have been to the shop and left the door open for my small dog to walk in and out of the house. But my garden doesn't lead to the street so that could be why.
>>535802242>>535802187Sup bro, gonna post sherdog pages again?
>>535802333>turns out she was lyingSorry, deleted a small anecdote off a bird but didnt delete it all
>>535802284I have a 125cc moped, thats a scooter lol you're well educated u r
Who is baking? All off to bed?
>>535802273Their arsed about you, you'll notice all homeless people are white men.Consider this the next time you a homeless white man as the new brits pass him on the street: the African never evolved to the wheel. The Arab never evolved to electricity.A strange thing, being guests of the chosen people in foreign lands
>>535802422Ummm digits changed?
>>535800641Plus many types of plastic aren't even recyclable. Let alone that most areas don't have capabilities for others. It only worked when Philippines & china used to take our recyclables, so we could claim it had no environmental effect & helped the planet (it destroyed their nations, not ours). Even worse were the nations taking our old electronics. They simply burned the circuit boards to retrieve the metals & then used toxic carcinogenic chemicals to extract the metals, leaving toxic gasses in the whole region. With literal kids working the mountains of burning electronics, breathing in all that shitNow they just make plastic "biodegradable". It doesn't actually break down chemically, it just breaks down into microplastic sized pieces (hence the uptick of microplastics in the body) & leaching of endocrine disruptors leaching into your food too. So your plastic bags become garbage and can't be reused for as long, your plastic garden shit breaks down and you need to buy it more often. Just creating more problems, "but at least you no longer see it"
my room is full of fucking bugs thank you boomers and no mow may
>>535802694Turn the lights off
One thing I have learned in the last five years is that most people cannot be persuaded nor do they want to be. I can't tell you how many hours of my life I have wasted privately and publicly arguing with people about something retarded with predictable results they are doing that guarantees their demise. Instead, they will snap at you and get angry. "You don't want me to film myself doing the moonwalk in front of a 747 engine because it'll go viral on instagram and make you jealous!" All you can do is put on a raincoat and walk away from the splatter radius. Goes for individuals as much as 2/3 of the nation of Ukraine as well
It's almost as if their building an army. Say, are these same people bringing them here also responsible for the greatest atrocities in human history during their time as founders of the ussr? What can go wrong
>>535802873You're paranoid. Get off the goynip
>>535802873>What can go wrongWrong?
>>535802942Not an argument. its the same group of people that founded the ussr, the same group of people that went on to achieve the greatest atrocity in history. The same group that now build and army on this very island
>>535803050when you think about the word racism what does it actually mean? It literally means you believe in race, so therefor scientifically accurate.But when you realise the word racist was invented by the Bolshevik Jew Leon Trotsky- who's party went on to genocide millions of Ukrainian Christians in the holodomor, you then realise it's a witch hunt that specifically targets white Christians.
>>535802662>many types of plastic aren't even recyclableDepends what you mean by recyclable.All of them are in one way or another. You can just shred them and rebond the shred back together.
>>535802592they're*ESL moment, fuck off foren
>>535803279Or just dump it all in a river and let the council deal with it.
>>535803187I know, and I'm sorry for this revolation as with it seems the weight of the world is firmly placed on those that understand
>>535803284I don't delete shit, I just continue typing Sue me
>>535803936don't try to play it off as a typo you illiterate paki, you did it twice >>535802873also fucking "beech", lmao. >>535802242how's the weather is jeetistan you fucking brownoid
>>535804092lol calling them brown is funny cus theyre not black theyre brown shitskins.im black your brown you filthy caveman wog!
>>535802694Have you tried window screens? They work. You can even buy cheapy aftermarket ones for doors, with double sided foam tape to seal it around the door. Or get those girly bug net canopies for your bed. I live bug zappers, but they just attract more bugs in my yard. The birds love the feast of beetles/moths every morning thoWhy no mowing tho? You guys don't have electric garden tools like cali mandates for climate shit? Electric mowers, or I even use a ryobi electric weed whacker when it's only certain spots, or some spots go to seed when the grass is still shortJuat be happy you don't have lyme disease ticks. Ticks love tall grasses
