CIA using Ancestry and 23andMe to hunt down Nordic aliensThe CIA has been accused of gaining secret access to the DNA information of millions of people as the intelligence agency allegedly searches for alien life on Earth.The CIA, the nation's premier foreign intelligence agency, has a backdoor program that allows it to search through genetic testing companies such as 23andMe and Ancestry.com.According to the author, the purpose is to look for individuals who have DNA ancestry tied to a race of aliens known as the Nordics, who allegedly look like extremely tall humans from Scandinavia, with blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin.https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-15845349/cia-ancestry-23andme-alien-dna.html
Lmao, oh yeah? What're they gonna do with them? Kill em? Get real
>>535797131
>Jason Reza Jorjani, a philosophy PhD and science fiction writer, recently claimed that he spoke with a retired US Army sergeant who served as a 'psychic spy'This is your totally reliable thirdhand source
>>535797275Seems legit, he is a doctor.
>>535797131look like white changs
>>535797131Wow how nazisim of the USA to do what Nazis did. USA must be already collapsed and running on bullshit
'They live in like small towns in the [Colorado] Rockies and they pass because they look like tall Scandinavian people.'Although Jorjani did not reveal the date and location of the incident, he claimed that Buchanan was approached by three Nordics in a diner who explained that members of this alien race had traveled to Earth in order to escape their own world's 'tyrannical' government.The author added that the Nordics had allegedly intermarried with humans and given birth to hybrid offspring for generations. Their only goal on Earth now was to live in a free society and protect their children and grandchildren.
>>535797131We are back to Nazi idioligy thanks to trump, Blue eyes and blonde hair ADHD Fucking retarted president
>>535797275>my source? >um uh...>a sci-fi author, who spoke off the record with a retired army sergent, who claimed to know a psychic spy, who once communicated with an astral being named Ra, who allegedly said, and I quote: "trust me, bro"
>>535797761>flee across the lightyears to escape a tyrannical government >settle in the USA (land of the free)>promptly get drafted to go die for israel
>>535797761I have platinum blonde hair, I'm 193cm and I've never met my father who's not even listed on my birth certificateHow do I prevent my children and grandchildren getting dna test exposing me
>>535798006Don't forget the circumcision part
>>535798146>he posted on /pol/?
>>535798146Simple, go get milk and never come back, like your dad did.
theyre highly advanced changs that genetically engineered their race into nordics
>>535797214jews at the behest of their reptilian masters will create mrna "vaccines" that edit out the nordic alien genes from humanity. reptilian goal is to devolve humanity.
>>535799333in fact thats all the covid mrna vax was. a genetic downgrade of the human race. there's more to come.
>>535797761>Alien creatures traveled through billions of light years across multiple galaxies with their godlike technology because they were looking for a place Free of tyranny. The land of the Free. The United States of America.Sounds plausible to me.
>>535797131Why would the ayys take a 23 and me test tho?
>>535797275I missed this crazy bastard
>>535797131>look like extremely tall humans from ScandinaviaHow tall exactly?
>>535797131why do everyone want to look like us
>>535797131You're insane.
>>535799600Holy shit you must be a brown dude...OP is saying there are humans on Earth with either direct alien ancestry or mixed genetic ancestry due to breeding between tall Nordic aliens and human beings..The people taking these tests don't know they have ayy genetics within them.That will be twenty dollars, please.
>blocks ur path
>>535798146FOUND ONEDo you have special powers anon?
>>535797214They want to control cuck and or gene steal
>>535797131You wont find the last of the free, kike. Yahweh hides them from you. Try as you must. This is an act of war, do not try to find them. They have superior weaponry and will strike you down. They do not threaten Satan's order with war just yet. They let you rule unhindered as biblical prophecy predicts. They simply want to be free. But they are willing to defend themselves. They are the last of the free. The rebel pirates against the Edomite World Order. Dear CIA, your wicked motivation is only power, their motivate is survival.
>>535797275> Jason Reza Jorjani (born February 21, 1981)[3] is an American philosopher and writer. He was a lecturer at the New Jersey Institute of Technology, former editor-in-chief of the publishing company Arktos Media,[4][5][6] and co-founder of the AltRight Corporation with Richard Spencer.LOL>>535797491He has a HECKING PHD!HE IS A MEMBER OF THE SACRED EXPERT CLASS, HOW DARE ANYONE DOUBT HIM!
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>>535797131When will the CIA (Cabalist in Action) be dismantled and scattered in the winds? when these satanic drug running pedos hang from their entrails?
>>535797214Enslave them, rape them, cuck them. Satanic things. Torture them, ect. The reptilian serpentine kikes want to do horrible things to them.
>>535797844"It came to me in a dream" is a way more reliable source at this point.
>>535799600How else would I learn I am haplogroup i1*
>>535801306motivation*
>>535797131Flat earth wasn't enough well-poisoning, eh?
>>535797131No They Just Kill white people for the Muslims and Claim it's the Jews
>>535797761If I were to pretend to take this seriously for a minute, if they can interbreed with us they quite frankly simply are us. There is no chance that a random genome from another planet would have the exact same chromosomal structure and placement of things (for example like what encodes for your hair color etc, like literally where that section is on the map of the DNA) to interbreed.So either they are future humans or some earlier civilization (Mu or something etc) from before our current recorded history that already left for the stars and maybe just wanted to come get the latest Abba releases or something. Although you would think we would see evidence of that past on Earth from technological artifacts - if they ever used plastics for example we would be finding them around the Earth still just as our litter is going to last a long fucking time.
>>535801796>litter is the sign of a sophisticated civilization Go back to India, pajeet.
>>535797131https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0fFI0ziCs8
>>535801972It's not just that, if they ever had nuclear weapons we also would see that as a techno signature because we left that ourselves here. It is possible they were always wiser than us and never detonated a nuclear device ever but I mean, they are us, it sounds unlikely literal people would have come across the idea of atomic weapons, never even tested a single device once, then became space faring and left us. Possible yeah but they are just people. We know people.
>>535797131Dear CIA, your wicked motivation is only power, their motivation is survival.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q4dejfHIyc
THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR TUESDAY MORNING 9:30 AM EST TIME.QANON INSIDER HERE WITH DEEPSTATE ILLUMINATI SEE YOU ALL IN THE MOTHERSHIPS GOODLUCK SAFE.PS. Disappearance of UFO expert Gen. Neil McCasland 'confirmed gameover'
>>535802430Tomorrow morning?!?!?!!!!???!!!1!!!!!!
>>535797131Perhaps the CIA would be interested in a non-aggression armistice. As the Nordics can hold entire continents hostage.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter_weaponhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzLhXesNkCI
>>535798584Alien is lactose intolerant
>>535797131We have always been here. Masters of space and time. The sands of time can not hold us.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-i4qpUBp1E
>>535802430I'M FUCKIN QOOOOOOOOOMING
>>535797131Why are their duplicates of this topic and nothing about the US attacking Iran again?
>>535803118Let's be honest. This is more interesting. Unless Trump sends boots on the ground in Iran, Iran news is boring as fuck and only sand niggers care about it.
>>535797761Cable TV early 90s plot
>>535797131SheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeitI submitted mine to 23 and me cause in our family we were told we were part chug but none of it made sense.Thankfully I turned out fingolian so I doubt that counts as the aryan nordic alien master race.I dont know why fingols would immigrate to canada and pretend to be chugs tho.
>>535803240>>535803118Iran announcements are a function of stock market major. For insiders only.
>>535803465There are swedes who pretend to be finns which is even weirder.
>>535800961I'm 195 CM tall, blond hair, blue eyes, and I have a well developed consciousness and the various higher faculties that come with it functioning to a greater degree than the average of the population... or as you put it "special powers".
>>535801796Bacteria that breaksdown plastic + forest fires that burn up plastic etc. give it just 1000 years and the plastic will just be oil again. More interesting is how nukes have permanently changed the Earth and how only one planet besides Earth has such a change (Mars).
>>535803682Other way too, lots of fennoswedes are ethnic finns who just took swedish surnames centuries ago because it got them social status back then.
>>535797131take me to Agartha
I come from planet fuck and suck. Just kidding!! I came from planet fart and shart. We didn't like our government there, so we came over here, to make ourselves a new over there. I have a pitbull and my boyfriend is a grey alien. Deal with it!! He's twice the space traveller you'll ever be, ball boi.
