Your Nordic ancestors from the stars tasked you to rule the planet and have the Judean race serve you in order to join the Galactic Federation.How is your mission thus far?
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WHO THE FUCK IS PILOTING THE SHIP
they are too busy with east asian women, star traveler. they seem to have gotten completely sidetracked
>>535799738Satan
>>535799580Not going great. We have an infestation of all sorts of lower life forms. You wouldn't believe the smell. Considering aborting the mission and returning.
>>535799580Nordics are the Judean race.
>>535799580Hmm.. If anything, the test is to see if we develop the wisdom, strength, and awareness necessary to eliminate the implanted manipulator class. That would be a demonstration of true worthiness.
Our home galaxy was infested with Jeets so we're here to remove all Jeets from the face of the earth
>>535799580all 3 of them?
>>535799580Reptilians are the rightful rulers of the solar system
>>535799580Greetings fellow 5D enthusiasts.We are currently building the Datacenters required to ascend New Earth to your galactic digital currency system which I'm told we be based on the Ripple blockchain. Please be patient, we have autism
>>535799580I dont accept service from heebs and sure as shit dont want to join a galactic federation, the EU has already been a total fuck up
It continues
>>535799580We found something better.
>>535800639Finns are Mongols, Lapps, not Nordic.>Saami>Suomi
>>535803457>amerimutt IQ
>>535799580They're obsessed with shiny rocks
>>535799580I will choke the girl while I rape the boy alien and the only thing Area 51 crew can do is sit and watch and smoke a cigarette. Intergalactic wars started for less in other galactic clusters.
>>535799580Stay the fuck off of my planet, I don't want any more n'wahs in my fucking ruhn.
