This was considered such a cartoonishly ridiculous premise decades ago that they made a whole comedy film about it.
>>535808259>>/tv/
>>535808259Man everyone in their 40s is a virgin now.
>>535808259copy/paste slide thread that have been posted tens of times before
Not that difficult to get pussy now days considering all western women are whores. Everything is transactional anyway whether it be marriage, dating, or buying a hooker/escort.
>>535808259thats me, almost. 30 years old now. sexless for 12.5 years. but, between 14 and 18 got with 7 girls. 2 of them were one and dones but the rest got fucked many times. since? nothing.i wish i was dead
>>535808586Just don't treat them like whores, that isn't very nice...
>>535808450yup
>>535808586speak for yourself. i basically have accepted that i will likely never have sex again, what with my kidney disease and all. it really is over for me bros, g.g., no re. I might make it to 40, doubtful without tranplant (good luck) and if it comes down to dialysis then im going to euthanize myself unironically
I was a virgin til 28. Now at 31 I've had sex with 3 women and gotten my dick sucked by 2 more. It's NEVER over.I was even posting on wizchan for a while that's how far gone I was. Didn't even have to get fit, just kept swiping on Tinder til I got lucky. First with a chubby girl, then an indan girl, then finally a sexy petite asian I'm banging right now.Am I bragging? Not at all, I'm a total incel loser still, but I have at least had sex now without paying for it.
>>535808586yet i still dont get laid.impressive.
>>535808688Atleast you've had sex, the topic of this thread is sexless virgins!
I turn 40 in July.
>>535808259Not difficult at all to get laid, anon. Before settling down & getting married, messed around with the same couple girls at our local bar off and on for 5 or so years. Just have to come to the understanding you're not going to be banging perfect 10's if you wanna get pussy. You're gonna have to settle for 5's & 6's and be realistic.
>>535808767some say you become a wizard. >>/x/
>>535808832You become a wizard at 30. I was promised these powers and they never manifested.
>>535808259I lost my virginity to my wife, at age 39. Managed to avoid this by less than a year.And despite seemingly being the man with the least game alive, after getting married I have somehow had sex with three more girls, all early 20s.
>>535808872AH, i see you are already informed on this specific meme. Sorry for getting your hopes up!
>>535808767but you're not a virgin, right? RIGHT?
>>535808586That's actually my biggest problem. I don't want quick easy sex, yet society has normalized it to be a first or second date thing. It's crazy how much the degeneracy has grown in the past decade. I deeply regret going monk mode when I turned 20. I did it for 8 years and wasted the time I had where I could've still gotten a selection of decent women to be with. I was too controlled by sex and lust so I took a break and reoriented myself, but I went too far for too long in the other direction. Now I'm 30 and all that's left are nuclear disasters.
>>535808259i dont believe there are 40 year old virgins in the modern era. the shame would be so great for a man to be a virgin at that age that they'd likely blow their brains out before getting that old.
>>53580825925 and virgin, why would I want sex at this point? Relationships just look like a hassle to me now, and hook ups don't look worth it.
>>535808690you are bragging but thats okay. I feel like i wouldnt have any luck on dating apps, worse yet, i feel like they would leave me feeling worse off than before. I am just under 5'7, and wouldnt like to lie about that. but from what iunderstand, you can be some fat slimebody with a busted face but be 5'10 and do better than me, relatively alright looking minus a few inches so 85% of women wouldnt even consider me.True?
>>535808690There's definitely something about hitting 30 as a virgin. At first you don't notice anything then you fully realize that you missed far too many mile stones for a relationship to ever be feasible.I'm really glad you managed to make it before then. I'm 32 and still never kissed a girl. There's something crushing about knowing my bleak reality. I now know that living to 50 will be extremely boring and I hope I die some how before then.
>>535808259>>535808439It is estimated 85% of males of age between 21 and 47 have never had sex with a female human.
>>535808961I am. I could have lost if to a fat goth chick in high school. Her body was kind of gross so I decided against it. She had a belly and no ass. Also my sister's friend wanted to suck my dick around that time, but she was an off-putting whore. She talked about how she slept with one of her guy friends and he gave her scabies.
>>535809203Ugh you did the right thing.. What you described sounds terrible
>>535809253>leafdidn't read
>>535808450>tensTry thousands
>all the non virgins going to hell because they had premarital sex Never feel bad for being a virgin
>>535808259>cartoonishly ridiculous premise
>>535808998Sounds like you're over analyzing everything. Foids can smell that shit. They like dumb and fun. Yes the Jew has ruined society but you gotta play the game we are currently in.
>>535808259Virgins and incels are nothing more than society's self-correcting mechanism. If those males had any redeeming physical, sexual and/or mating qualities , they wouldn't be virgins and incels. There is not solution to the "ncel problem" because incels themselves are are a solution to the excess of high quality males.
I forgot what board this was 0_0
I'm tracking along nicely and will make 50
>>535808259I remember seeing that movie as a kid and thinking 40 y/o is old man territory and making it to that age as a virgin would be hard to even imagine. Meanwhile here I am in 2026 and can't imagine not becoming a 40 y/o virgin.
I'm 37 and still a virginCatholicism ruined my brain
>>535808609Look at the sex haver with his libido over here
>>535808688I’m sorry, anon.
>>535808259I remember as a kid seeing this movie in my parent’s DVD collection. Now it’s going to be me.
>>535808688Move to canada
>>535808933that's why women should never date incels. you were so sex starved that now when the opportunity presents itself, you cheat every time.
>>535808259A movie could only be made about it if the phenomenon already existed to point a finger at. This was Hollywood’s attempt to shame the already existing 40 year old virgins to get laid; while at the same time making it seem bad to hit on women to begin with because the way the other characters behavedTypical Jewish humiliation ritual slop
>>535810297I never technically cheated. All the girls are her friends she brought over ... I do agree I am too weak and horny to tell her no though, and I know I should.
>>535808259but there were plenty of 40 year old virgins prior to the sexual revolution
