One day donkley was walking into a bar, he say to the barman, one beer please, the barmand give him the beer, he come back next day he says one beer please and donkey shit on the stool, barman say why you shit on stool, donkey say, i thought you said shit not sit!
>>535821257so I was talking to this guy in a bar about international politics “Ok,” I said to him, “so like, imagine you were British.”He looked down for a minute, then picked up a bottle, smashed it over the table, and used the broken end of the bottle to slit his own throat. He bled out all over the floor and died.
>>535821257You really shouldn't let this >>535821761 slip. He insulted you, and your whole nation.
How about a joke?Where did the hamburger take his date?
>>535824015>Americans trying to make a joke: imagine a hamburgur
>>535824163Is that your answer?
>>535824015You really shouldn't let this >>535824163 slip. He insulted you, and your whole nation.
>>535821257I don't get it
>>535824213To the meatball
>>535824226What do you implore that I do? Call the nigga a snacky-Paki and move on?
>>535824413BOOM
>>535821117These threads have been mostly shit for the past few years. What happened to all the good memes?
>>535821117
>>535824470because you're not posting them
7 year old tweets btw
>>535824470A. All the people making original content leftB. This site is mostly kikes and trannies and bots
>>535824470then contribute something, you lazy nigger
>>535824470>posted the edited version again award
>>535821761a dyslexic japanese man is in a children's bar
>>535821257>>535821761blind man walks into a bar balancing a german shepard on his head and spinning it around.bartender asks blind man: " what are you doing?"blind man says: "just taking a look around."
>>535821117>>535824015
>>535825162YOU did this!!!
>>535826729Lol imagine having Pretti as your last name
>>535825042thanks for your service, ive always thought yo lil donnie was one of the funniest meme formats ever
>>535826729I guess this guy had a Pretti bad day
>>535826729Imagine an ideology so powerful that you become a convert by merely sharing a meal with its adherents.Also>Alex Di-Stasi
>>535826729The guilt-tripping... are leftists truly led by guilt alone?
>>535827043Nah it was Pretti Good
>>535821761That's a German classic
>>535827683One of the funniest jokes this nation had ever produced, second only to Miss Germany and Holocaust
Guess I gotta step in.
>>535829395
>>535830605
>>535825077Liv Tyler (Bottom Left) is actually a documented genius. I would absolutely marry her and permit her to spawn more overlords with me.I have no knowledge of any of the others.Bottom center is ridiculously hot too.
>>535826729who tf is alex pretti?
>>535831629An unhinged retard.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tattoos/comments/1peixvc/deleted_by_user/imagine getting an ally tattoo and everyone on reddit calls you a fag lmao
>>535832442Disregarding what the tattoo depicts, it's a pretty nice one. Props to the tattooer.
>>535826729I have retards in my family who feel this way, and have cut off all ties with the rest of us.It's made holidays/weddings/birthdays much more enjoyable.
>>535824447The kids will love this
>>535826729That was Pretti Good!
>>535825077>Normies can't fathom the thrill of pinning the weasel...
>>535825077Green shirt is prime
>>535826729It's not a proverb in Germany, nobody says that.>We don't say that in Germany.
>>535833986It's an Albany expression.
>>535834243Kek, maybe an Albanian diaspora expression.
>>535833543lol good one
>>535832442They should brand people with aids with this.
>>535825077>>535833946>>535833853This.I guarantee you every one of those women in the top picture will fuck you like their life depends on it.
>>535834243>>535834304Scat boys are spiritual Hindu and will probably look like that in a few years time
>>535826729>YOU did this!!!Yes. And I'd kill them again.
>>535831766>Was an unhinged retard.ftfy
>>535826729This Alex Distasi guy is a troon btw
>>535821117Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”/pol webm” threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers
>>535838482cursed.
>>535826729>if you didn't vote, you killed xthat's just one opinion on the trolley problem that most people do not actually share in abstract.
>>535825126what was he again? kiddy diddler or cuck?
>>535824163You're an indian
>>535824470Honestly, zoomers have no sense of humorThey know about jews but they are too afraid to be cringe, which is why back in the 1900s Confucius say "only cringe man afraid to be cringe"And the people knew it was based
>>535839387Just a guy that liked making food as his entire personality. Think Gordan Ramsey but better and older.
>>535838482Die, faggot. We need a leaf to uncurse us now
>>535839549I wonder how intentional the enshitification of their humor is? Humor, and by extension memes, have been an important way of transferring knowledge while side stepping social requirements. You can't really just come out and say black people are violent but you could tell a slightly racist joke and see who laughed. You get what I mean? It was a way of sharing information and gauging others beliefs. Maybe that's why so much of gen z is just sort of homogenous zombies. Everyone of them are terrified of stepping out of line.
>>535840475It is a funny meme, but they just hyper fixate on something related to money (which is fake) at best and do the worst job for all of humanity. They're a little doomed. Because they've never done anything but cause chaos.
>>535840520it is an entire movement coming from professors and teachers in universities. There's no room for entertainment value when all that matters to these people is to inject politics into everything. They are crazy. The PHD that taught my major had a black mentor that wanted to make racism a civil crime so they could sue all the corporations for reperations.This is how you get the current late night talk shows where the monologue doesn't even have jokes, its political speeches with a laugh track. It's no wonder the zoomers are got red pilled.
Anybody have the uncensored video of the muslims hitting a female cop in the face in the UK?it was in this amongusgold video (but censored) https://youtu.be/ZmSEXbVmU80the muslims got away with it because the jury felt like it
>>535826729I killed alex perretti
>>535840937muslims and jews are the same warmongering abrahamic people. Wake up.
As a Gen Z that voted for Trump I am sorry
Too little too late fascist
>>535842256i just want the video
>>535842311>Murdering Americans Only because they're from an American continent, not because they're actual citizens.>But Alex Pretti, but muh suburban housewifeOne is a stateless jew and the other tried to run over ICE agents, that was self defense not murder. Yes even the jew.
>>535824931>>535824975>>535824988>>535824997>>535825030Not funny.
>>535840475idungeddit
>>535843735agreed. wasn't even funny the first time
>>535824235Needs more anus.
>>535844588they're responsible for everything evil and wrong with the world. more seeds = bad
So there are these two hunters who have a tradition of going to the distant wilderness to hunt moose. They always hire a helicopter pilot to take them there.So the pilot drops them off and cautions them>remember, this tiny helo can only carry two moose, so don't bag more than that!And the pilot leaves. The hunters spend a week hunting and when the pilot comes back, they have four kills! The pilot complains that the helicopter cant possible carry all that weight but the hunters reply:>what are you, a pussy? last year we also had four moose and the pilot had no trouble taking us!This hurts the pilots pride and he agrees to take them abroad.The overladen helicopter can just barely take off and the pilot has trouble flying it until he finally loses controls and they smash down in the forests below.After a while the hunters start waking up and the first one asks:>where are we?The second one replies:>looks like the same spot as last year!
>>535826729Who is Pretty? And why are you so hateful against Maga people, they just have another opinion, wasn't this normal in free democratic societies? And why is this ugly fat man constantly talking about dicks he sticks up his ass? What's his problem?
>>535847525kek
>>535847525GIMME AOC MILKIES! MILKIES NOW!
>>535847277he's the retard who got shot protesting ice cause he had a gun and tried to put hands on one of them.
>>535821761Kek>>535825077Sucks Caroline is included, having a mid cutie would be the dream
>>535826729>YOU did this!!!
>>535839549To be based is to be cringe to your true self. Still every lol cow ever did this and was never based or funny in the sense they can't formulate or time a punch line. I really hate zoomers calling just anything based, I'd mind wipe them of their antisemitism if i got that word back. The same faggots who will tell you their culture isn't a costume will lap up anything from the common lexicon and never bother to even understand it. I kind of want to socially engineer fucked up language into Zullu and Alpha brains using bots. They cannot meaningfully carey the torch anyway, they are cargo cults relative to social phenomena, failing to understand and build on concept.
lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”pol humor” threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers
>>535850549lmao you anus racists never anus to make me anus with your ”anus anus" threads. Anus it. most anus will be infinitely more anus than any of you anus anus ever will anus. You anus on the anus side of anus. anus anus anus anus.
>>535825126>>535839387>>535839564 He was also a white-hating jew, revelling in the destruction of the white race in Europe. Irony is he got offed because of another kike, Adam Schiff
>>535825077Asian girl in the blue shirt. I dont give a FUCK about any of the others. Shes a motherfucking kinky slut just waiting to be opened up by my massive cock and afterwards we can have a real 140iq. conversation. Then ill fuck her again.
>>535821257A man runs into a friend on the street and says, "Manolo, what's wrong? You look pale." "Nothing, Pepe. I just came from the doctor, and he told me to stop drinking, smoking, and making love..." "So what are you going to do?" "Find a new doctor"
>>535835894Big liesT. I did this
>>535839530How stupid must you be to just keep watching and die? Even a pigeon would flee as soon as it started to come down.
>>535824015>Michelle Obama and Valerie Jarrett are gardening at the White House>Michelle pulls a carrot out of the ground to put in her bucket>"Look Valerie, this one reminds me of Barack!">Valerie looks at it and asks, "That big?">"No", says Michelle, "that dirty!"
>>535826729In that case, cool how many Nazis I work with and talk to everyday
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>>535821257If you have a Spanish speaking friend, tell them mucho.It means alot to them.
