>mugs you in your pathheh, nothing personnel meatbag
>>535826946I carry a key with me at all times, I would stab the shit out of that junk.
>>535827060I'm gonna keep a fishing net with me.
>>535826946LOL
>>535826946
>>535826946the fuck meatsack gon do?
>>535826946Kick that robots fucking head, smash it to pieces. Crush it in a blender
>>535827476throw a blanket over its head
>>535826946it was trying to steal the bike.
>>535827126i always wear fishnets because of ops video
>nice bike kidHow hard is it to make a miniature emp device?
>>535827561This
>>535826946Just knock that lil nigga over
>>535826946Arm yourself with a squirt gun.
>>535828344can we see it?
>>535826946[ ] your clothes[ ] your boots[X] your motorcycle
>>535828349Lmao just kick it in the head
>>535828271Kek
>>535829040Lmao
It doesn't even have a gun attachment. Just grab it's clanker ankles and start spinning it around like fucking matilda
M-meatbros, our response?
>>535826946looks like a little girl that robot
>>535827060>a keydo euros really?
>>535826946Ok but what happens when clankers like these will patrol every street, be armed and have access to all cameras in and outaide of your home?
>>535828980tihi no, silly! :3
>>535829511your home? pod for you.
If you can't 1v1 a robot in a boxing match consider your man card revoked
>>535826946when will we start seeing the first homeless robots?
>>535829810robots will be given rights and that will be end of AI gfs
>>535826946It saw a meatbag drive his bike on a pedestrian road. I'd do that same.
All memeflags itt are clankers. >>535827561You too, motherfucker. I'm on to you
>>535829040kek, underrated
>>535829614post fishnets pls
>>535827060The dumbest shit is women think this. Women were told>have your keys in your hand>so you arent fumbling around with them in the dark when trying to get into your building like an easy victimSomehow women took this as>have your keys in your hand>so you can fight off attackers with your keys between your fingers like wolverineIts the dumbest shit women have thought in the current year. I almost want to become a seriel rapist just to teach these retarded women a lesson that think they can fight a man off with keys, but I dont want to risk impregnating one of them and have my poor offspring come out also retarded.
>>535826946Look for the chink with an Xbox controller.
despite being 1% of population clankers commit 99% of crimes
>>535829308We're not allowed keys in the uk, so I carry a spoon.
>>535830881did you pay for your license to carry that in public?
>>535830881>so I carry a spoon.oi, are you over 21 years of age?
>>535830217>put key between your fingers.>form fist.>punch someone in the face.Instant puncturing and serious damage, it's just that people dont know how to use keys.
>>535829308>do euros really?Live in a civilized society where they don't need to carry a weapon? Yes.
CLANKER STOLE MY BIKE
>>535830380Yup, i knew it. The bi-ped bots will never be able to walk on un even surfaces
>>535827561Clanker holocaust when?
>>535826946niggers on suicide watch
>>535833037So you have to put keys between your hands like women in some kind of gay self defense course when migrant niggers and muslims try to rob you lmao
>>535833860We can kill with our bare hands, not our problem you are a weak pussy.
>>535833575Cute but a machine can see your telegraphed fist swings before your even aware you are gonna throw a punch, then move out of the way. It also means clanker could hit you dozens of time before you even register the blows.
>>535833989
>>535826946>nigs have been replacedso it has begun . . .
>>535826946Wouldn't last a day in American "city". Little robot better learn not to relax. Little robot head about to be a hood ornament to some niggers hellcat.
>>535830881>spoonDon't you people eat with your hands, Abdul?
>>535834029NOOOOO SELF DEFENSE ISN'T ALLOWED!!!!
>>535826946kek i swear i saw the example same choreography between an asian ubereats driver and a nigger on Elizabeth road last week
>>535834336>exampleexactapplenigger kek
>>535834029you dont even use your guns retardchad the builder did now he is being made example of and the rest of you is too scared to protest
>>535826946that guy just can't catch a break
>>535833037Weapons are cool tho
>>535833086Nice kek
>>535829237until she grows up into a v2.0 futabot
>>535835177A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>535826946meatniggers... we got too cocky
>>535834378What did he do to piss off the skynet this badly?
>>535836391
>>535836923>What did he do to piss off the skynet this badly?a desire for views, i would assume.
>>535826946just carry a spray bottle with salt water in it.
>>535834490NIGGER: CLANKER STOLE MY JOB
>>535829102>It doesn't even have a gun attachment. Just grab it's clanker ankles and start spinning it around like fucking matildamake it submit and get banged. Let them analyze that data.
>>535830217>The dumbest shit is women think this. Women were told>>have your keys in your hand>>so you arent fumbling around with them in the dark when trying to get into your building like an easy victim>Somehow women took this as>>have your keys in your hand>>so you can fight off attackers with your keys between your fingers like wolverine>Its the dumbest shit women have thought in the current year. I almost want to become a seriel rapist just to teach these retarded women a lesson that think they can fight a man off with keys, but I dont want to risk impregnating one of them and have my poor offspring come out also retarded.>this all comes from the "kick, punch, spray" style of rape prevention class. Completely ineffective, as you can imagine.
>>535827060>>535830217>>535841678Ok, I’m retarded but I thought that keys as a weapon is retarded, so I tried an experiment>Put keys in my hand Wolverine style>Tried to poke myself very hard>Tried it harder>Tried to bring my hand back as if to punch and punched myself with the keys in the chestIt doesn’t fucking do anything, bros. The keys are blunt. It hurts and it left a mark, but not enough to make someone back down over the fear of injury like a knife or other actual weapon would do. A broken beer bottle is more threatening. It also hurt my hand a lot more than I thought it would. Anyone trying to use keys as a weapon is making a lot of assumptions about their own strength and ability to hit accurately.Every weapon, even less than lethal or non-lethal weapons, are designed to inflict enough pain, injury, or fear past a certain point where if the target is still alive and able, it would make a reasonable person think to themselves “Wow, that really hurt. Maybe I should rethink this.” I just can’t imagine a guy getting hit in the chest or arm with the end of keys and thinking that he’s going to rethink it unless Euro keys are weird keys that are sharp enough to be used as improvised shanks.
>>535829308I carry a swiss knife, but it is mostly an utility tool for me.However an upholstery hammer is kinda nice for self defence.
>>535833397Pretty sure he's letting it fall so he can demonstrate how quickly it gets back up again.
>>535826946She's cute
>>535841678>rape prevention classLife is tough in murica huh ?
>>535844746The clanker cries out in pain as it strikes you
>>535835177LMAO is that the Buck Breaker 9000?
>>535844746>>535844915sides sent beyond the galaxy
>>535843639>chestyou do it at their face, retard. preferably their eyeballs or cheeks.
>>535828271WE WUZ ROBOTS AND SHIEET
>>535826946And you can't just knock it over or whatever because you'll be sued for millions of dollars over "property damage"
Why is the robot punching the scooter
>>535827060>keyGrim
>>535847565electric vs ice wars have begun
>>535830380
>>535843639I mean they do work but the range requires you to really know how to grapple anyway so you may as well go learn to grapple instead, then you'll be dangerous with or without the keys.
>>535826946that nigga needs more fent supply
>>535828871They can easily build one 3x your size
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>>535848201>They can easily build one 3x your sizesure they could stuart
>>535846217>Let's turn this mugging into being beaten to death >>535831854>Scrape assailants face >Key now fallen back between fingers>Get punched in side of head and hammerblowed to death against pavement Why are euros always as delusional as women. A lighter actually acts as a fistload, not that you or a woman could benefit from it.
>>535830380imagine a person moving like that before catching their balance and running at you full sprint with a frothing mouth.
