CASES >1,018 (Likely more)DEATHS>234 (Likely more)NEWS>Ebola patients escape after attacks on hospital in the DRChttps://bnonews.com/index.php/2026/05/ebola-patients-escape-after-attacks-on-hospital-in-the-drc/>Ebola needs swift response to prevent catastrophe - DR Congo governorhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3022rd2er4o>Ebola outbreak outpacing health response, WHO chief sayshttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05-26/ebola-who-warning-outpacing-health-response/106720866>NOTES! As we found out, white people dun season dey buckets! But it's now the time to show true devotion to our goddess! That means we should at least make some altars! And remember WE LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>535827744Why are White countries spending billions to stop Ebola in Africa? Why not use Ebola for African Population Control? We should be helping Ebola spread in Africa.
>>535828553And that is exactly what we intend to do. Sometimes our queen needs a push in the right direction.
Why this spreading so quick?
>>535828648Because its a new strain of the virus, we don't fully understand how it spreads, but it is more infectious.
>>535828553Because Jews
>>535828696Isnt that really bad?
>>535828926We don't know anon, only time will tell us what happens with this. But yes it is spreading fast.
>>535827744>Someone made a shrine
>>535829015Yer that's my shrine, I made it 30 mins ago. Now we just need some more shrines!
>>535827744
>>535829014This place is nothing like /cvgEverything was modeled. The threads moved quick Competing hypothesis were already whitepaperedHalf of these threads is just people gooning to ebola-chan.I guess we will have to wait until it comes to a proper western country to establish it's too virulence I can't find any real timeline or talk about this. It's not like covid. I search for this on you tube and all I get is millions of MSM clips, back during covid there were hundreds of people doing updates, breakdowns, etc
HOW MUCH WORSE IS IT GETTING?EXPONENTIALLY?
>>535829691It's early days anon. News coming out of the congo and Uganda are slow as shit. And even MSM gets numbers wrong. I'm relying on BNO, a news agency in the netherlands for my most up to date information. Once cases get higher and more countries get infected, we shall see a lot more updates flow through.
Do people in the greater Congo area still do funeral rites where the family dresses the dead and then everyone comes home and touches the dead person and cries over him ? If this is their funeral rite then every funeral is a super spreader event. No airborne needed
NVAX chads how are we feeling?
>>535829804Is there anyone doing early breakdowns or panicking? You know in covid days we had several people sounding alarms but again, all I see is gay endless MSM links
>I made this something way bigger than you're ever gonna be
>>535829782Oldfag who refused to grow up.
>>535830015Panic? There's already an Ebola vaccine
>>535829531>Futuristic nonsense. AI will create massive dome cities and helium-3 spires on the moon by 2040 also apparently. These futurism elites are retards. We need a wojak for some of the stupidityAnyone finding it odd how "viral pandemics" are becoming more increasingly common we say monkeypox,covid, h5n1 scare and now andes plus new ebola variant. All within 6 years of each other while elites are investing trillions into AI. Isn't this pretty much depopulation agenda on way to deal with billions of people who will be no longer useful to capital.if there's a new lockdown wouldn't it be best excuse for increasing automation? Oh stay home cause of virus and let AI do the work while we give you freeby money to live
>>535830088That one doesn't work on this strain. Well it barely fucking worked on the Zaire strain from what I remember....
>>535829965Yes they do that But from what I understand this spreads way differently. It's not like outbreaks of the past where what you described causes spread. Now it's got some sort of airborne component to it One taxi driver drove a sick women to the hospital on April 20th. Now the cab driver has ebola almost 20 days later.That's not how this traditionally spreads. You need direct sustained contact with blood, vomit, poop..etc
>>535830039>Deja Vu
>>535830015Nobody cares about the outbreak anon, that's probably a good thing for now as it allows it to grow without being noticed too much.
>>535830264the nuses who were found infected in uganda were also not treating any ebola patients so my theory being that they're only testing ebola cases where people are bleeding which for this strain is like 30% while rest appear as stomach flu or cholera.
Go Go Ebola-chan!
>>535830368>>535830015these are places where civil war and chaos has been norm for decades these niggers are unfazed by most stuff. There's barely any govt institutions in first place beyond army and tax collectorsmy worry is how naming this virus ebola is making it hard for health professionals take it more seriously considering this strain only shares like 60% of it's genome with ebola zaire and studies are literally telling us fever, hemoraghic bleeding and other common ebola symptoms are rare in this strain. So US govt trying to screen for fevers at airports will only catch like 18-20% of cases
>>535830121Pandemics became popular because of online algorithms and women not getting slapped for having opinions
Live from Uganda, it's DJ Ebola-chan!
>>535830587>Batman logo >shitloads of white people in Uganda lmao.
>>535830264Taxi drivers have to clean their cabs out. If Ebola patient sneezed or coughed or leaked fluid into the cab he very well may have contaminated it. We would ideally need a sterile clean room and for an Ebola patient to come in and breathe on a cloth and then test the cloth for exposure. Preferably at various distances.
>>535830059fuck you squaker. I hope you have a blessed day
>>535830663Better? Tried to make the crowd as black as possible, this is the best that Gemini could do
>>535830952Both versions are pretty good anon, unfortunately I must get some sleep! work on your altar fren in the meantime! our goddness needs our support now more than ever!
>>535830952https://suno.com/s/cT0CFpOcyRyeLqRScan we get nice good music for ebolachan guys
>>535828696>we don't fully understand how it spreadsThere is some speculation fueled by the initial infection sites being pulmenory, that it spreads airborne - a possible mutation that has come up in literature before.So basically, after potentially-airborne hanta - we get potentially-airborne ebola. Not good.Worse still: there are cases in India, and with India being a major international travel hub ex-patting their nationals across the globe - they might actually end up the modern day plague rat.
>>535830088Iirc it's ineffective on this variant. (And barely even worked on earlier ones to boot.)
>>535828553So that if they piss us off, do wars and non-puppets take over. Or they don't give usa/israel (jew corps) all their minerals, gold, etc mines. Then we cut off all aid, incite riots, cause mass mayhem as everyone starves, and overthrow the non-puppets. It's easier to do when they're even more dependent. If you only had farms to grow food for 100M, but we got the population to 500M. They're even more dependent + now they have 5x the number of bioweapons to riot, civil war and pillage
>>535828696Ebola is a zoonotic disease, which means it can infect both humans and animals.The gorillas of the Congo are probably also spreading it, among other species of animals.
>>535832654I see 5 gorillas in this pic, no humans
>>535832792>Gorillas are humans’ closest living relativesSometimes its hard to tell the difference. https://www.nature.com/articles/nature10842
Hanta is a nothingburger and ebola has always been a nothingburger
It's crazy they don't know the animal reservoir from this strain.As long as bros keep eating bush meat this is gonna keep happening
>>535828648Better question is why despite warning in India, there are still no proper news about it?I have a feeling india is suppressing this info, to not cause massive panic.It will be hilarious to see how It reaches 10k end of the month.And then suddenly we get news from India that ebola was there the whole time. And they've lost control lmao
>>535835758https://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/Hyderabad/58-arriving-in-hyderabad-from-ebola-affected-nations-under-home-isolation-none-showing-symptoms-health-minister/article71025836.ece>58 arriving in Hyderabad from Ebola-affected nations under home isolation; none showing symptoms: Health Ministerdigits for amount of days
Someone made a general about me?
>>535837508imagine the poops.
new positive hantavirus case in spain from the boat. also cdc raised its monitoring number from 41 to 57. also: look out guise, they’re here:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/25/ebola-hantavirus-conspiracy-theories
>>535832654And animals die of Ebola like humans too, mysteriously Ebola lives in bats and only they don't die from it, they just spread it. Seems as if bats carry all sorts of shit with them. Or it's all just bullshit again.
>>535839249fuck me dudebaring a few schizos there has been very little conspiracy going you dont need conspiracy with hantabolaif its happening, you will soon know about it
>>535839769its a feature of all zoonoticsFor every strain of ebola it has a different host type kind off thingReston doesnt effect us but absolutely mercs primates, comes from birds in the philipinesviruses are weirdthey fascinate me
>>535840110The rat anons from plebbit keep trying to coop and slide EVG. Don't reply to them unless it's to tell those lazy asses to bake their own thread. They claimed the jannies deleted and and then flooded our thread to bump max it & make it hard to find ebola posts. In reality, they don't have enough users and it got pruned because they didn't bump it enough. They're from plebbit, so they don't know the rules of chan and how it works
>>535840742there was nothing happening, still isnt with HantaNothing will happen unless a secondary infection is confirmed >rat anonskek
>>535837508Kek. You just know that those narcissistic sociopaths will leave the house and go to packed areas. Like going on packed trains and shit. Plus they live 30 to a 2 bedroom house, so lots will get infected and each of those will break quarantine. Digits for TPD
>>535840742It’s like betting on the ponies anon. Why so bitter about another guy’s pick?
>>535830121And it will keep getting worse and worse each year anonThe covid shots nuked the immune systems of anyone who took them. This is why cancers have steadily gone up since the rollout in 2021 (remember each and every one of us gets cancer every day but our immune systems fight it off - so a weakened immune system means more cancer)Thanks to lurking /pol/ during covid I learned the shots were dangerousTHANK YOU ANONS YOU SAVED MY LIFEhttps://theethicalskeptic.com/2026/03/13/the-state-of-things-pandemic/
>>535840742it’s not really a competition, it’s that people interested in pandemic dynamics and digging for happenings might be interested. also threads don’t get pruned for lack of bumps, they get archived. welcome to half/chan fag.
>>535843734>I'm a newfag justifying spamming/sliding EVGThreads get archived when they hit 300 posts and bumpmax and/or get past page 10 due to lack of bumps Thanks for playing "I'm a newfag from plebbit, so I pretend to know how chan works & project my lack of understanding how chan works onto others"Just fucking bake your own thread. Ebola-Chan fans aren't here to talk about vaccines, profiting, prevention, global pandemics, etc. We're here to meme Ebola-Chan, hope for TND, enjoy the mass pestilence and death of nogs, and hopefully troll africa forums againWE ARE NOT THE SAMEFUCK OFF AND MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD
>A suspected Ebola case triggered a health alert in Bengaluru after a 28-year-old woman from Uganda, who developed mild symptoms including body ache, was shifted from a hotel to the State-run Epidemic Diseases Hospital on Tuesday.Senior reporter from the HinduNo real sources, but
Can we all agree how terrible the old "vaccine-chan" is? (No offence to anyone who drew this meme)
>>535845120Meanwhile, the NEW Vaccine-chan!
>>535845167Also featuring Ebola-chan and Hanta-chan!
>>535845229More of these three characters
>>535832792I understand the joke but I only see 4 technically?
>>535832654Actually...there is six gorrillas if you count the one on his shirt
>>535844943This could get interesting
>>535844943By the way anons, Bengaluru is a city in India. Used to be known as Bangalore (that I would have known was in India!). It will always be Bangalore IN MY HEART
>>535845452Doesn't stand a chance in India. The pajeet immune system is a towering Colossus of strength. Even with all of its filth, the population grows exponentially
>>535845452watch this spaceits been very quiet today in generalthat usually means those that like to speak for a living are having to workie politicians
>>535845452FOOD AND FUEL RIOTS+MASSIVE HEAT WAVE+EBOLA OUTBREAK
>>535844253They get past page 10 because of lack of bumps you arrogant retard. So exactly like what I said. And they’re not pruned because then they wouldn’t appear in the temporary archive on 4chan (pro tip: they still do). So basically you’re wrong and a giant faggot to boot. >durr only here to grave dance on the world Fuck off. You weren’t even here for scg or or tgd or cvg, because if you were here, youd know the beauty of happening threads is the vibrant multiculturalism of a shared space between memers, doomers and diggers. So basically you know nothing you filthy pleb - eat shit, then lurk 10 more years before posting again. t. gg newfag
The agency that has been gutted is now asking for ebola volunteerskek
>>535845726
>We need some kind of solution
>>535845668It's like when they changed bombay to something else. Always sounded exotic, like bombay saphire gim & bombay in i dream of genie dialog. Now it's called something made up & now I know it's in pooplandia. Completely ruined. I'll never drink a liquor named after poopjeets
>>535844943What does it take to trigger a "health alert" in BhaRat?
>>535845726forgot to add picrel
>>535845229>>535845294I don't like vaxxchan. She is going to screw this whole thing up!
>>535845899The final solution to the groid & poopjeet problem?
>>535845979
>>535845954A 30% death disease apparently
>>535845979>Vaxx-chan is going to fuck up ebola-chan's TND & TPDSeriously. Vaccines for this ebola strain will fucking ruin everything
>>535846171>Vaxx-chan will stop EbolaI thought that that was supposed to be a good thing lol>Anons hoping for TND
This is one of the displaced person camps on the border between DRC and UgandaFor all of those complaining about house prices, I have a solution in mind
>>535845928Bombay is the PERFECT example anonBut also...>Beijing will always be Peking in my heart>No I do not want to eat "Chinese style duck">I want to eat "Peking duck"
>potentially infected whole plane >taxi driver >hotel and staff>street vendors >money handlers
>>535846614That's an army of potential Ebola-chans!
>>535846322>peking duckeww
>>535846686>>535846614
>>535846805
>>535845683Just don't research their GI infection & death rates. They only expand in population due to having 6+ kids. They have so many, that killing off the female babies doesn't look like it makes a dent. They have 40M excess males, and that's with them exporting 20M males (ie. They killed 60M female poopjeeta babies)Some towns registed zero female births for >2yrs, prompting even india's own govt to investigate. If they didn't get all the crazy infections & kill off fenales & die from trains & electricity & falling, they'd be way over 2 billion alreadyEbola Chan is gonna have fun in india
>>535845968Lol the Dravidian-hating Indian who somehow manages to post in half the Indian threads got caught in that screencap.I call him The Last Aryan.
>>535846614>Money handlersLet me guess, digital currency push is coming...
>>535848675Can’t even blame him.
>>535848675He's an outsourced shill for kikesHe used to namefag total dravidian death and shit. He used to be heavy in pro-palestine/anti-israel threads, spamming copypastas of video links. Complete with google trackers & bitchute links which inherently doxx the downloader as it was torrent based. With plebbit threads warning & detailing how to setup honeypot servers by hosting part of the files (not full files, to ensure a churn of max downloaders via their upload spots]. Then used iknowwhatyoudownloaded site to see all the torrents they downloaded (all torrents have trackers). Detailing anti-jew videos, porn, child porn to get the person arrested [I'm glad they do call the cops], pirated music/movies to contact ISP & MPAA for lawsuits, etc. As well as to hack the user via their IP address. As israel is #1 for hacking software, even being #1 for selling it to govts & law enforcment globally. With many of their viruses being illegal for virusscans to alert you of. Most exploits are zero click. He refused to do different platforms when told safe ones to upload to. Then I watched him in a thread with an israel flag shill. They mistook me for a pro-israel/anti-palestine anon, because my replies were ambiguous. The total dravidian death shill then kept agreeing with the israel flag & siding with kikes/israel and bashing the palestinians. He was controlled opposition to gain trust, and get you to click his honeypot/doxxing links. Sometimes even links to shady domains that aggressively fingerprinted & others that urlscan.io said was malware
>>535846276>>535846171
>>535830088There isn't a "vaccine" for this strain, faggot
>>535849871Vaxxchan is the enemy. Fuck her. It's just that I'm not going to take it is all.
>>535849440Good to know, thanks.The funny thing is he's right about Indians being money grubbing subhumans.Including himself, I guess.
>>535850098Y-you're not taking the vaccine, anon? But why?
>>535849871Better version
>>535850360The vaccines that billions of people took for COVID were manufactured IN A DIFFERENT WAY than the ones that had safety trials done on themTHEY USED SV40 TO CREATE THE VACCINES BECAUSE THEY ARE CHEAPER TO MASS PRODUCE THAT WAY>New study reveals widespread DNA contamination in Pfizer and Moderna vaccineshttps://www.vaccines.news/2025-09-23-study-reveals-widespread-dna-contamination-pfizer-moderna-vaccines.html>Contaminants like the SV40 promoter, known to cause cancer in lab animals, were identified in Pfizer vaccinesBioNTech RNA-Based COVID-19 Injections Contain Large Amounts Of Residual DNA Including An SV40 Promoter/Enhancer Sequencehttps://publichealthpolicyjournal.com/biontech-rna-based-covid-19-injections-contain-large-amounts-of-residual-dna-including-an-sv40-promoter-enhancer-sequence/>Conclusion: Our results raise grave concerns regarding the safety of the BNT162b2 vaccine and call for an immediate halt of all RNA biologicalsQuantification of residual plasmid DNA and SV40 promoter-enhancer sequences in Pfizer/BioNTech and Moderna modRNA COVID-19 vaccines from Ontario, Canadahttps://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/08916934.2025.2551517>For some of the COVID-19 vaccines, the drug substances released to market were manufactured differently than those used in clinical trials.>Previous studies identified high levels of plasmid DNA in vials of modRNA vaccines, suggesting that the removal of residual DNA template is problematic.>2/6 Pfizer lots (3 vials) exceeded the regulatory limit for the SV40 promoter-enhancer-ori by 2-fold.BREAKING MEDICAL ALERT: Oncologist Warns mRNA Vaccines Linked to SV40 Used to Grow Tumours – “This Is Beyond Belief”https://amg-news.com/breaking-medical-alert-oncologist-warns-mrna-vaccines-linked-to-sv40-used-to-grow-tumours-this-is-beyond-belief-video/>The Pfizer’s are all full of SV40>SV40 was what in my day we put into mice to make them grow tumors… and we are putting this into humans!
>>535851410browhy are you posting this shitits not likely that any of us in the thread are going to take any fucking vaxxwe know our shit
>>535851272Someone had better save this gem... If I see this in another thread I will literally nut
>>535851272I am 100% against TND
>>535851518Gotta spread the word so anons can save their friends and family
>>535851537Yes, I am not keeping this gem saved. If nobody else saves? It is lost to time. Can't risk accidentally posting it in my family or work chat if I accidentally tap on it, lol
>>535851272Black people didn't wreck their immune system with the covid shots though. The bell curve meme is real
>>535852006where would I fall on the bell curve if I got the covid shots because I was told they would kill me and I wanted to see if it was true?
>>535851838we fucking know alreadyall you seem to do is post sven anon schizo shitthat contains completely redundant informationbecause guess whatwe wont be taking a vaxxliterally the most unlikely group to take a vaxxand you constantly spam vaxx shitneck your fucking self
>>535840110How many boosters did you take, that you are so naive to come here and tell us you still trust 'the science'?(((They))) only want panic when they are prepared to take advantage of it, to usher in the complete surveillance total control dystopian nightmare they have almost ready in the background. If this is spreading as fast as it could (picrel shows particle R0 value) and patient zero from the boat wasn't patient zero at all (which is likely) then this could be everywhere and absolutely no one is going to tell you. Never mind what the Fuck a scenario looks like where ebola changes from a 'getting fluid on you and you're dead in 3 days' disease to an airborne pathogen with a 3 week incubation period that appears to be spreading like wild fire in a part of the world where airborne pathogens don't fair so well because of heat and humidity. Because panic will end this just-in-time society just as quickly as 9 meals to anarchy. Get out of the cities; what have you got to lose?
>>535848847I don't think I've used cash in years anywayAlso dollar bills are sterilized frequently with UV light.
>>535846277I just live in my dodge sprinter. Comfy as fuck. Fuck landlords. Currently squatting next to a lake with a camo net
>>535827744>IndiaLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO>https://thesouthfirst.com/karnataka/suspected-ebola-case-reported-in-bengaluru-after-ugandan-woman-develops-symptoms/
>>535852470I refer you to this post >>535851410then>>535852138>they >this>thatIt is what it is you faggotIts not within anyones control>oh we have control of a virus that can change within 10,000 hops but that statistically means 1 hopThe fucking level of cope on you faggots is unreal
>>535852797PoopocalypseMillions must die. Hundreds of millions more must flee to west countries for safety
>>535843689>The covid shots nuked the immune systems of anyone who took them. A Nobel prize winner warned us about vaccine escape, about what an mRNA vaccine that isn't properly/safely developed and tested but is instead rushed could mean for herd immunity and the future of the human species. But no, they gaslite you for not trusting big pharma and rushed science, and they probably killed every scientist worth a damn that wasn't blackmailed one way or another into going along (losing your license and ability to practice, getting blackballed from university science, is a pretty good motivator to shut the Fuck up and keep your head down).No one is motivated to own nothing and be happy by 2030, you don't think they have an idea or two about what they could do about that?Survival a biblical plague and societal collapse sounds pretty motivating.
>>535852797>IndiaOH FUCK THEY'RE IN A HEAT WAVE LET'S GO LET'S GO
>>535852709I suspect I know where we can get some free real estate quite soonbarring the zombie hoards and killer virus
Ebola popping up in India means that this is officially not stopping anytime soon, this will explode to hundreds of millions of cases now lmao
>>535852941GUYSI HAVE POSTED ANOTHER SCREENSHOT
>>535853046Oh no, vaxxies! A second screenshot has been posted!>Will vaxxies ever recover?
>>535853147you are fucking retardedI have said it once and I will say it againthe most anti-vaxx thread on the board
>>535853147we all like viruseswe study themsome off us constantly>vaxxiesgrow the fuck up
>>535852964I'm just saving. Buying income (dividend) stocks. I want the passive income to surpass my working income. I make $1300 a week. I put a solid $1000 in high paying divy stocks
>>535853046Seriously, how many injections of experimental gene therapy did you take to prevent yourself catching covid, and how many times did you then catch covid. Show us your card, the one you were so excited to show off 4 years ago. You still have your card, right anon?We'll wait. Also, are you one of those retards that thinks posting screenshots from x is a better idea? Because you don't think there's really intelligent albeit autistic people lurking here?Kys, faggot.
>>535853408dont spend a fucking penny you have if you dont needno stocks, nothingkeep cash, as much as you cannot for the apocalypsebuying opportunities
>>535853450broI am sorry you took the vaxxlets move onno one here cares
>>535853566That too. I just want a house rent where I live is $2500 a month
>>535853742It will happenDissolved my portfolio into national saving 3 months agoLost a bitBut time will tell
>>535827744lies
JUST IN: The U.S. is reportedly racing to set up a quarantine site in Kenya for Americans exposed to Ebola.
>>535837508300,000,000 infected indians 1 year from first confirmed case in indiathey should have flushed
>>535852709Extremely based.
>>535854768Racing Kenyans you say https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=yMx7DTThy_d2ensJ
I love Ebola chan
>>535855077I don't know why dodge/Ford/etc don't make vans with living accommodations. There is amazing marketplace available for this kind of thing. A car payment of $500 is easily doable for even the lowest ladder of wages. The point is saving and when your done, you still have an asset you can sell
>>535853605Oh look, a jew, jewing. The chimney is calling you, kike. Thanks for doing your part to reawaken the genetic memory of the necessity for pogroms. Such sights we will see.
>>535855944how fucking moronic are you lolyou have went from covid vaxxnow its the jewsyou are retarded matejust deal with itmaybe go home to Indiasounds like a plan at this point
>>535855944ohtake your retarded screenshots with youthe biggest indication of a retard is the lack of originality
>>535855944turns outboth accounts are suspendedmost likely because they were jeet accounts
>>535839769bats tend to survive with such diseases because their metabolism and body temperature are higherrabies? ebola? no problemall mammals tend to survive fungal infections because of the same reasons, yet they are a problem for amphibians
AH YES THE BACK UP VIRUS SCAREMONGERING BULLSHIT THREADFOR FUEL LOCKDOWNSPROPAGANDISTS LIKE THIS MUST BE HUNG OUT TO DRY IN A HARSH DESERT WIND
>>535856370I CANT SHOW MY TRUE FLAG BECAUSE I AN SUCH AN INSECURE RETARD ok then
>>535852138>all you seem to do is post sven anon schizo shitI'm trying to keep the /EVG/ interesting so it doesn't die. Also who is sven?Anyways... well shit.. now I feel bad... My posts were all effort posts... I tried really hard to make them good... I thought I was helping to inform my fellow anons... sry I bugged you
>>535856370Shut the fuck up boomer
>>535856459sven anon was a guy that completely spammed all cvg threads with the most utter nonsense seen to manmy pointwe dont need vaxx infowe need discussion on the realities, not the maybeswho gives a fuck on what pharma is doingthey would kill us for a dollarwe need to keep focused on the realities
>>535855505It's probably due to some bullshit government regulations, like they will have to keep the average MPG of their fleet above a certain amount, unless the vehicle is so expensive it will require a home equity loan, i.e. some pimped out boomer RV that gets 2mpg. That won't count towards the average. Gotta keep boomers comfy as their reward for selling us out.
>>535828648Its airborne...Index patient from Uganda displayed respiratory symptoms as his primary clinical presentation. Normally that doesnt happen till the end of the disease when your organs are shutting down.So much so they did a oropharyngeal swab instead of just blood and they found not only did his upper respiratory tract come back positive it had high viral load
>>535856852Hell I love living my vanMissed opportunity by the big 3It's so easy to just drive up anywhere and throw up a ghillie net and exist
>>535827744uh oh bros. Hantavirus was a nothing burger. This one is actually spreading in Africa. Possible infection in India too. could this reach Texas?? Indians have been mass migrating to Texas lately.
>>535856631But I fill my post with links to legitimate sources and academic papers. I don't fill them with schizo stuff like picrel. My posts have genuinely insightful analysis. I spend like an hour sometimes reading and re-reading and getting everything just right. The 4chan character limit often has me fighting for every single letter on my posts so I have to really be careful with what I includeYou kind of really got into my head anonI was really trying to share good info here - and now I know that some ppl think I'm just trolling or being an edgelord - when really I'm just trying to share my knowledgeIsn't this a place for discussion? Isn't it worthy of sharing if I find out something that could be extremely relevant to the /EVG/?For example this post was me:>>535756462I may have been a bit too spicy by calling people who took the covid shots "mindless sheep" - but the pfizer executive admitting that their vaccine's ability to stop transmission was never tested is a huge deal. And I thought my fellow anons should know so I made a post about itIt seems relevant in an outbreak general to talk about how in the last major outbreak one of the companies that made billions of doses of a vaccine didn't even test it for stopping transmission. And I'm called a schizo poster for it. Well now I don't know what to do. Maybe I'll go for a hike or something
>>535827744wait wait wait...Is it Ebola already? I've still got my hantavirus decorations up>>535853243>>535853336Aaahhhh...the clearest sign you are dealing with a leftard, insults and character assassination, no arguments whatsoever.
Ebola is airborne. >>535858526
>>535856066>>535856116>>535856323Kek, 3 in a row from an 'englishman'? It seems(((someone's))) a little sensitive. The nose knows, The Noticing continues.Boost up cunt. No one will ever regret taking it. The rest of you are fucked. Anons, get out of the cities. The bioweapon that is poojews have been dispersed throughout the western world specifically for this reason. Not this 'British' cunt though. You stay right where you are. #110 will be the physical plain of existence.
>>535857925It’s not that he admitted they didn’t. If you read the clinical trials in 2020. You’d know they never tested it. Science trusters weren’t reading much science at the time
>>535845683Is this real?Farting in curry? Disgusting
>>535853020Depends. We are about to see how infectious it really is I. The next 7-14 days
>>535835050>they don't know the animal reservoir from this strain.Maybe it's niggers
>>535860242As long as they let the World Cup go forward so we can speed run plague inc. I’m good
>>535860091SHE DID. SHE DID ADMIT IT ANON!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-CCaJLR1zhQQUESTION:>"was the pfizer covid vaccine tested on stopping the transmission of the virus before it entered the market?"ANSWER:>"no... because.... uhh... these... uhh... we really had to move AT THE SPEED OF SCIENCE"
>>535860946OH MY FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE WORLD CUP
>>535858670>No one will ever regret taking it.lolgot you
>>535861078Okay well people lie. Especially people in power. In this instance she’s not. But it’s what you can prove. How can you prove what she’s saying? The trials. However how many people were dead by the time she said this?All you had to do was read the clinical trials. What she said was known in November 2020
>>535861347Clearly a typo my British friend>>535858670>No one will ever regret taking itwas obviously supposed to be:>No one will ever regret NOT taking it
Is this a happening for the first world or will it just spread in India and Africa
>>535861609TND TPD
>>535830762>We would ideally need a sterile clean room and for an Ebola patient to come in and breathe on a cloth and then test the cloth for exposure. Preferably at various distances.We have that Peter dude in Germany right now, how long does it usually take for the testing information to become public?
>>535861609Seems like it has some serious potential to be a happening. It's not spreading anything like OG ebola it's spreading more like the flu
I wake up to some good news, my thread is healthy and strong, Ebola made her way to India. The only problem here is no shrines. Anons if you could grab a candle,print out a picture of Ebola chan and just take a photo that would be great, we need to be more pro-active! Meme magic only works if we work together as a team!
>>535863570It almost died 30min ago, when I saw it was on page 10, about to be page 11. I typed a 6 letter reply to bump it quick. I've been checking on it a lot in the past week, to bump whenever I caught it on a high number page. I Love Ebola Chan & I have to keep her avtive
>>535864546It comes and goes in waves, I can always make another thread anon! But she ain't dying yet! Once she explodes in INDIA anons won't stop praising her.
>>535864654>Once she explodes in INDIA anons won't stop praising her.I didn't know Canada had any potential cases?
JUST IN.
>>535864947MegakekWe don't want canada jeets to get it. Since then it might harm a native canadian. Even brampton risks spreading to another city. We want it to spread in india, where it'll explode as poop is literally a vector of transmission
>>535865313And then what will happen? Canada, Texas, Australia will take Ebola jeets in as refugees?
>>535864965>JUST IN.I hope Joseph Kony is ok..
>>535865313>We don't want canada jeets to get it.Inevitable jeet in my workplace looking for time off at the end of June because her family is coming for a visit We could hope away the spread to Canada but it's unlikely. If it hits India it's unironically a potential happening
>>535865591I see you're on the fence about this anon, I can assure you this is the right horse to back.
>>535863118Still cant figure out how we spend tens of billions a year on stuff like the CDC and WHO and they aren't on top of this kind of thing like white on rice
>>535864965Uganda be kidding me
>>535866102Who do you think is creating and spreading it....Not unlike ADL & kikes creating fake antisemitic attacks, bonb threats, false flags, etc
>>535866132Turns out, ebolachan killed Captain Alex
uh oh. How in tf does a taxi driver spread ebola? I thought it needed closer contact than a coof?
>>535865578He is fine I'm sure
>>535868150Yeah we are all wondering the same thing. It's spreading like covid lol
Goddam there is so many Ebola threads up its not funny, people are absolutely spamming shit we knew about hours ago. Is this an attack on EVG? >>535868248Could be, Uganda is being gay tho and all corrupt and surpressing numbers to not create a panic.
>>535864965
>>535868485someone fix her please and thank you
>>535868485>>535868511The canuck will fix that as soon as he arrives anon.
pestilence comes. mankind will be judged.
>>535868386You're right, damnThey're now using ebola as slide threads
>>535868832They're all canada or memefags. It's poopjeets spamming it
>>535868832>>535868873They really do it all for the 4chan eceleb status.... I won't be making a general announcing it until that case is confirmed which it isn't, let alone community transmission.
>>535832792Disrespectful to the gorillas to compare them to niggers desu
>>535868386It is once that case in India was found THIS WHOLE BOARD WENT NUTS
>>535869483https://x.com/outbreakupdatesThat post is fake? This says the last post he made was last year.
>>535869483Of course! All the shills are poopjeetsA poopjeet discord group even did a raid on /pol/ last night at 1am nyc time. Too stupid to realize the time zone difference & that anons are asleep at that time. The board is always dead from 8-8:30pm to 3am nyc time. Yet at 1am, the threada were hitting page 10 quickly, new threads were hitting 200-300 replies quickly. All using memefags or VPN's and all were IP jumping to samefag. I have an infographic with screenshots from their discord when BBC & groid male with White woman racemixing raids. They do it with a very small amount of shills going hyperdrive spamming
>>535869483Forgot to mention. It's lime thr india heatwave thread spamming. There were a gorillion simultaneous threads about that for days
>>535870040Without an account they will sort posts asynchronously and hide known nsfw content, if you check with an account or any of the plethora of shitty web viewer clients you'll see they posted an hour ago
>>535828553Whites did exactly that with aids.
>>535870271Ah I see, elon really fucked twitter, now its just become annoying. I saw the hindu times report it 9 hours ago. Thing is tho we don't even know if it's Ebola, it could be malaria. Who the fuck knows anon. Jumping the gun now is not advised. What what I read lab results are underway to confirm the case. Which can take who knows how long. I tried getting more up to date news with the Indian ministry of health and family wellbeing but the website is so bad its not funny, nothing loads.
>>535868511My apologies, long day wage-slaving
>>535870592Based anon, your back! What work do you?
I love you Ebola chan!
>>535870631Still in university, studying Computer Science. But it is very hard... I am too much of brainlet for Computer Science, might switch to Business.I make burgers at a popular fast food chain. Just praying for the day that I graduate and can get a "real" job.
God, half the catalog is just poopjeet/H1b shit & sephardic spic fuentesThis is just the word india, that was in my filtered out threads. There was a couple in the unfiltered threads too. Poopjeets ruin everythingEBOLA-CHAN, PLEASE SAVE ME BY GOING HARDER ON INDIA THAN ANY NATION IN HISTORY!I Love You Ebola Chan!
>>535870771Get a factory job and earn the big bucks like me anon! Forklift certified is the way.
>>535870773Show your love by making shrines. I can't be the only one to make one for her! You think jeets won't fall for it as well if we spam shrines on Indian forums and say white people want them to die? They already know we hate them!
>>535870592So, uh, is anyone actually going to use this template? We need more exploitables, imo
>>535827744 (checked)Why aren't there any webms?
>>535870937If I'm ever not too lazy to open my laptop. MS Photos has an exploitables maker, that removes backgrounds via AI (remotely, no internet connection needed)You unironically hit 1 button, and seconds later your exploitables are finished. Maybe 2 seconds to generate, then click save
>>535870937Perhaps, it kind of looks like a slide in a game like I Wani Hug that Gator.
>>535870937Here's one, hope that people make use of this one
>>535871171Another
>>535870773>God, half the catalog is just poopjeet/H1b shit & sephardic spic fuentesbut wasn't the totally organic campaign against memeflags supposed to fix that?
>>535871856Anon you could make an ebola chan game with this.
>>535871856Without background
>>535827744You have EboLa La La La La
>>535871901Make one of these where the first panel she's reacting to vaxxchan and the second one she's reacting to an indian doing something disgusting
>>535871895There's already an Ebola-Chan gameYendere Simulator>>535843707
>>535872018Yer but that was a shitty game nobody played and the dev was a jackass.
>>535871856Ah, fuck, accidentally uploaded the one with the wrong blood drop iconThis one, please!
>>535872018Didn't Ebola chan get removed from the game, though?
>>535871986LA LA LA LA LA
Hmm, depending on how big this gets I might comission someone to make an Ebola-chan figure. It would be the first of it's kind of course.
THIS thread is the one true Ebola-chan thread! All others are shallow copies of this one.
>>535872427You could 3D print one. If you wanted it really large, you could print it in parts and epoxy them togetherIt likely won't go big on chan, since almost all anons broke containment for X and other platforms after the ofcom censorship began here & the flood of poopjeets and 1pbtid slide threads
>>535872567Nah you can pay a few hundred on etsy and get it professionally made. I won't do it now tho. Only if it gets bigger and when I get more money I suppose.
>>535872427Pt 2You'd have to push it on social media to get it big. The problem is that cryptobots will like & autorepost any post with ebola chan text in it. Which fries your acct, since it looks like you're pushing the ebola chan shitcoin. Ask me how I know....
>>535872655>If it gets biggerYou mean Ebola-chan? Reddit and X don't even know that she exists... I would love to see this meme spread but I doubt that that will happen soon.
>>535872740Could always just like create a subreddit. /r/EbolaChan or /r/PandemicChan. If someone created a subreddit, I would probably make an actual account and post all my Ebola slop there. Only way I could theoretically see this meme spreading further, at least on Reddit>RedditYes, I know it's lame, sue me.
>>535872740No I don't care about it being mainsteam, I mean if the outbreak gets to epidemic levels and doesn't fizzle out like last time. Anons here tho have done fantastic work tho. Really I am greatful that you have put the time in effort to making images and posting them.
>>535872740Plebbit doesn't do chan memesPlebbit is the enemy. Plebbitors are the hantafags that keep trying to coopt EVG & pusb vaccines, hanta, corona, covid vaxx, pandemics, prevention, etc. Who don't know chan rules and think jannies deleted their thread, but it simply didn't get bumped enough and got pruned.It's on X if you search. But cryptobots will quote post you to advertise their ebola chan shitcoin
>>535872887Looks like JEETs have done that anon, for now don't worry about it. We don't need to post ebola-chan anywhere else. It will happen organically with time as peple outside of 4chan are viewing these threads and are posting stuff in these threads in other places.
>>535873032You're probably right... Better not to force things, instead let it happen organically. I will keep shitposting either way!
Any ebola-chan anons wanna make Cartman… Ebola Chan?
>>535873197We already have a good basis as well as Ebola-chan already became mainstream before. We just gotta keep making content! Our ebola queen loves us all!
>>535873314She's just so cute!!
>>535827744Are you gentlemen intentionally trying to create an egregore?
>>535873348From /x/? We are simply worshiping our goddess.
>>535829691Because covid was a fake pandemic, but this is the real deal so they don't want people to know about it.
Who wants to tell him it's airborne?
>>535873525Totally just a joke and not a self report
>>535873525God help us all
Nothing Ever Happensjust look at the Hantavirus, whatever happened there....
>>535873712Still cooking quietly in the background
>>535873829A passenger from the cruise ship just tested positive on Friday. Secondary cases have not started popping off yet.
>>535873829>>535873969Nothing Ever Happens
>>535873407Dangerous. Meddlesome. Carry on
>>535827744>spreads mainly via contact with sweat and fecesWhy should any non-Indian care about this?
>>535874139Because this new variant might be airborne.
>>535868150He has sex in his taxi cab.
>>535830039>Drifting the wrong way down a coastal road with the driver's side door open as you're about to plow through the guardrails to your deathWho said AI can't be soulful?
>>535870539>Which can take who knows how long. I tried getting more up to date news with the Indian ministry of health and family wellbeing but the website is so bad its not funny, nothing loads.The website states 1-2 days then a second test *IF* negative>Test reports“The test reports are expected in a day or two. Even if the result is negative, as per protocol, a repeat test will be conducted after 48 hours of observation. She will be discharged only after testing negative twice,” he said."
>>535868150>>535868248Its airborne >>535858526
>>535828553> Ebola spreads all over Africa> Those who live in Africa flee> 20923 ebola spreaders going everywhere.
>>535876764> Those who live in Africa fleeWe as the human race must prevent this in order to survive.
>>535830587>UgandaBut there are no Africans in audience>?
>>535864965>doctor congo
>>535868150It's 50 poos to a taxi cab. The driver is lucky if there are only 3 other passengers in the driver's seat.
>>535846277What a lazy way to put up a refugee camp. Could easily put the piece of crap tents on platforms. Don't allow the refugees if this is all you've got. Hand them ak and ammo and send them back to handle up. It's better than this. Exactly how much is the contract and how much does it cost taxpayers. The kickbacks must be sweet.
>>535857872Ebola man was already in Dallas puking and shitting blood into the toilet pipe of his apartment complex after the hospital sent him home when he presented symptoms they didn't recognize. Ebola is just waiting for the day the plumber cracks that pipe open. Patiently waiting.
