>“The biggest thing here is, if you call this fake, it’s just gender inequality. If the roles were reversed, what do you think would happen?” Chirayu Rana, the 35-year-old Nepali American at the center of one of Wall Street’s biggest scandals, said.>Rana grew up in Vienna, Virginia, an affluent suburb outside Washington, D.C., a neighborhood where the median household income is $216,556, nearly three times the national median. His parents are even rumored to be descended from Nepal’s royal Rana dynasty.>His mom, Baruna, currently runs her daycare business out of their $1.24 million five-bedroom home on a lush cul-de-sac. He didn’t mention what his father did.>Oscar* an ex-high school classmate who said he knew Rana from 2005 to 2008, (his name has been anonymized due to fear of repercussions) noted that Rana could be volatile. There was beef between Rana and another kid, Joe* (name anonymized), whom Oscar* identified as “punk.” One day, at the courtyard, where people gathered after school, Oscar* said Rana said something to Joe*, who responded with a sexual expletive. And that’s when Rana, Oscar* claims, pulled a knife out of his pocket.>“It was done in front of 50 or 60 people.”>So, of course, there were consequences. “They sent him back to Nepal for the summer before [he] came back for his senior year,” Oscar* said. “I’m also assuming that his parents made a nice donation to get him back in.“>“I’ve never been expelled,” Rana said. “I started at O’Connell in ’04 and graduated.” Oscar* agreed with this recollection, saying Rana wasn’t expelled, but suspended and returned to graduate.
>“I think growing up as part of the diaspora outside of Nepal, it presents some challenges,” Ishan Shrestha, who is Nepali-Australian, observed. “There’s some tension…you try to assimilate to the best extent possible,” he added. “You’ll see a lot of Nepali families and communities build up pretty strong ties to other [Nepali] families.”>Martin Shkreli also speculated that Rana might be a spoiled descendant of a Royal Nepali family. The surname is linked to one of Nepal’s most powerful, controversial political dynasties.>“The Rana family was the family that was leading Nepal…in a fairly authoritative fashion,” Shrestha said. “They ruled, one could say, with an iron fist.”>In 1857, Jung Bahadur Rana sent thousands of Nepali troops to assist the British in suppressing theSepoy Mutiny, an uprising of Indian soldiers against their colonial masters. In return, the British largely allowed the Rana regime autonomy. And so, Shrestha pointed out, the Rana family is also credited with modernizing Nepal.>Today, many view the family with rose-tinted glasses. “The Rana family are thought of with a bit of a nostalgic lens with today’s Nepali people, particularly the older generation,” Shrestha noted. “There’s been a lot of…changeover in…prime ministers…so when they think of the Rana period, they associate that with stability.”>Many in the Rana family still have power. They also send their children abroad, to elite universities.>So was Chirayu Rana part of this famed royal family? “I have no comment on that,” Rana replied. “I don’t want to talk about family.”
>On April 27, 2026, Chirayu Rana filed a complaint in New York State under the common male pseudonym “John Doe.”>Hajdini allegedly said one of the most dissected, memed lines in the entire lawsuit: “I bet your little Asian fishhead wife doesn’t have these cannons.”>“Was I quoted saying that?” Rana asked us when we read out this specific line to him. No, we said, Hajdini was quoted saying this. “Oh yeah, I can’t comment on other people’s quotes,” he told us.>At one point, the suit states, Rana started to cry.>“If it was fabricated, why did the settlement rise?” Rana asked.>“They never wanted to hear my side of the story,” Rana rued. He insisted that, before the lawsuit exploded online, he had tried to handle the situation without public scrutiny. “All I wanted to do was get away from the situation in a quiet manner,” he said. “Just walk away without making any noise.”>“I went to the DA [district attorney] and held several discussions about Lorna…about the ongoing situation, her stalking me and harassing me,” Rana told us. “I was in a committed relationship…and it was something that was important to me…I was really really focused on that and I just wanted nothing to destroy that or hamper that.”>But is it too late for that? When we asked if they were still together, he demurred. And, he’s seen the impact of his case on his mother’s livelihood. “For the first time in 40 years, they’ve had kids leave,” Rana said of her daycare business. “Because of this.”A Pakistani employee with the company who wishes to remain anonymous says she believes a consensual relationship had occurred at one point.https://www.thejuggernaut.com/chirayu-rana-interview-jpmorgan-banker-lorna-hajdini
“little Asian appetizer”“my curry in a hurry”“little Brown boy”“I own you Brownie”“I own your life you gook”“lick me, Brown boy”“Oh, you did play basketball in college? … I love basketball players… they get me so wet.”“Come with me… I don’t like the rain, but I do like getting wet.”“You want this Executive Director life? You want to get paid like me? You’re gonna need to earn it my little Arab boy toy.”“Birthday BJ for the Brown boy? My little Brown boy. Don’t forget, I own you. Don’t fight it.”“You smell so good. I really want to suck your long black c*** right now.”“The picture of those guys has me all wet and horny… I bet your chink wife can’t suck d*** like me.”“I want to sit on your face while I take this call.”“I know people in the industry, and I can control the narrative about you, no one will believe you.”“Do you want to get promoted at year end or not? Do you want a future at JPMorgan? It’s that simple. I don’t know why you’re fighting this.”
“I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons”“Stop f**king crying. You think anyone would ever believe you? You’re a f**king douche bag who thinks he’s hot sh**, but you can’t even get your d*** hard for me? What the f**k is this?”“lick me my fine little Muslim looking man.... rub my clit with that beard of yours”“At least your c*** doesn’t taste like curry...Come on, you know I’m better than your little wife at sucking c***... but I hope you’re not this much of a b***h with her. I know she doesn't eat pork — but does she eat c***?”“It’s all about keeping the seniors fat and happy…I’ve even had to suck some d*** to get where I am. It’s just the way it works.”“white Catholic and Christian males”“point system internally at JPM[C].”“Jay [Droogan, Head of Credit] and Brandon [Graffeo] want to make sure we keep the firm strong and white”“You think I’m going to let you go that easily?”“Jay is tired of all these f**ing Asians and Indians taking up space, especially on the Strategy side. Leadership on the IB side will remain white—that’s why they hired the white guy to head up Tech LevFin from Goldman.”
>>535841160>his mother runs her daycare business out of their million dollar homeIt's a fucking scam, isn't it?
>>535841160Both the mountain jeet and the Albanian whore need to be deported.
>>535841160They both liars. Especially him.
all CANNONS on deck
>>535841160>Next, he says his family received anonymous, threatening phone calls, with one caller saying, “Just wait till you’re back in New York, brown boy… You’d better stay away — snitch.”https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779287019407849.mp4
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no wonder>>535841160>>535841176>>535841236>>535841264>>535841285
>>535841160saar iam aryan!
>>535841264>>535841285All of this sounds too oddly specific and ridiculous to be true. Some of it like the infamous “fish head cannons” comment even reads as slang phrases or idioms in another language that translates poorly.Also, nobody in America calls jeets Asian. They wouldn’t even call a Nepalese Asian. In the US it’s almost exclusively reserved for people with slanted eyes. In fact, jeets in the US refer to themselves as “Asian” all the time as an obfuscation strategy because they know of the American distinction.
>>535841176>“I think growing up as part of the diaspora outside of Nepal, it presents some challenges,” Ishan Shrestha, who is Nepali-Australian, observed. “There’s some tension…you try to assimilate to the best extent possible,” So are they saying we failed him?
>>535844657>Also, nobody in America calls jeets AsianNobody but jeets calls jeets Asian because jeets are ashamed of being living shit. This is all the proof you need that he's making it up
>>535845088Brits call jeets "Asians" and call regular Asians "Orientals"I heard somewhere she lived in the UK
>>535845088>Nobody but jeets calls jeets Asian Bongoloids do
>>535845088Calling jeets Asian is a British and Australian thing, and they’re not incorrect when they say it. India is part of the Asian continent. That’s why it seems like he made a lot of it up, because he’s ESL who learned British English. A lot of what he claims was said are things that culturally, an American would never say in that context. Nobody says “gook” unless they’re a boomer or if it’s for a person that they know is Vietnamese. Thank the Vietnam war for that. “Muslim” isn’t some catch all racist connotation for brown people like only a Hindu Indian would think that it is. I think that he just threw a bunch of racial slurs that he thinks that evil whitey would say and hoped that a few of them would stick.
He’s a faggot if he was actually whining about this, even if it did really happen.
>>535841160Are you allowed to run daycares and schools out of your own home?
>>535841160He’s right.
>>535841160His lawyer is there today apparently, but probably won’t be representing him going forward. He’s also not allowed to remain ‘John Doe’ anymore.
>>535841264Nice to see women thriving in male dominated fields.
>>535841176He sounds ashamed.
The Albanian slapper mafia & Jewish banking cartel versus the deposed Nepali Royal family. Who will win?
>>535841264> black c***>Indian>Asian>muslim>brownIs this nigga having a racial identity crisis? Seems like he tried too hard to push the racism angle
>>535852229>deposed Nepali royal family Didn’t one of those niggers also massacre their entire family and their whole palace including servants, etc. about 20 years ago? Seems mental illness runs strong among them.
>>535841236>“Was I quoted saying that?” Rana asked us when we read out this specific line to him. No, we said, Hajdini was quoted saying this. “Oh yeah, I can’t comment on other people’s quotes,” he told us..
>>535852936I remember headlines about it>The Nepalese royal massacre occurred on June 1, 2001, when Crown Prince Dipendra killed ten members of the royal family, including King Birendra and Queen Aishwarya, before turning the gun on himself.
>>535845326>Bongoloidstopkek, I'm stealing that (and you can't stop me)
>>535845870>Nobody says “gook” unless they’re a boomer or if it’s for a person that they know is Vietnamese. Thank the Vietnam war for that.Umm, "gook" refers to Koreans (Hankuk -> hangook -> gook).
he wont be able to handle her legal cannons. chirayu will flop around in court like a fishhead on land
>>535841160>His mom, Baruna, currently runs her daycare businessA whole dynasty of scamming lying jeets
>>535848345Yes, in most places. Don't ask me about NYC/NJ/CA.I lived in Chicongo and the mother of one of my friends ran a "daycare" in their house for two or three toddler-aged kids. There was no licensing or other governmente nonsense required, even in Illinois.
>>535852936>>535855014Not much different from Thailand. King Bhumibol (the father of the current king) murdered his brother with a machinegun ("in an accident") back in 1946.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ananda_MahidolThe Thais executed three random aides because they couldn't go against the now-king Bhumibol, and there's been a massive campaign for (checks calendar) the last 80 years to hide the fact that Bhumibol murdered his brother to seize the throne.If anyone remembers the "Cablegate" thing where Bradley "call me Chelsea" Manning dumped a shitload of diplomatic cables to Wikileaks, there was a Bongistani journalist named Andrew Macgregor Marshall who wrote an "unauthorized history" of Thailand using the Thai-related cables. The two books he released were called "Thaistory" or "#Thaistory". He was supposed to release two more but apparently got terrorized into not doing them, either by the U.S. government or by the Thais.Anyway, he wrote about the murder in that, citing embassy cables discussing in quite clear terms that yes, Bhumibol really had machine-gunned his brother to death to take power.
>>535856755Interesting…
>>535856755The cheap press LOVED the Nepalese story, adding to it every sensational thing you thing of: drugs, doomsday cults, vampirism, foreign special forces, demonic possession, etc.
>>535841160He's doing a Izzat maxing speed run on nightmare mode.
>>535841763Of course, but the idea is to bury the us government under a mountain of its own bullshit >>535854112 like a train buried under a billion pajeets
>>535841176>“I have no comment on that.” So I take that as a yes? It’s the opposite of this guy if anyone remembers this case who lied about being royalty and wasn’t.
>>535841160>>535841176>>535841236>>535841264>>535841285His lawyer dropped him for giving this interview KEK.
>>535841285>>535841264>lick me my fine little Muslim looking man.... rub my clit with that beard of yours>I want to sit on your face while I take this callYes mommy Lorna
What the fuck is a nepali? Are they jeet?
>Lorna and her pajeet
>>535841285I can understand if this is some Midwestern bimbo, but why the fuck would an Albanian woman refer to a Nepalese guy as a “Muslim looking man,” even if she isn’t Muslim. That sounds as bizarre as the fish head cannons line.
>>535841160I hope he winsTotal hole death
#BelieveAllJeets
>>535860709They are a mix between chinks and jeets. This one looks more on the jeet side.
>>535860709More or less. They're sandwiched between Pooland and China, same as Bhutan. They tend to be on the lighter shade end of the scale of Indian-tier skin coloration. They're mostly Hindu, about 20% Buddhist. High fecal contamination everywhere, same as India. They tend to be a bit cleaner as far as dumping garbage all over the landscape.Home of the Gurkhas, who were pretty awesome warriors back in WW2 when the Bongs controlled them.
>>535841160He will try to scam his way until the very end
>>535841160Please please let cameras into the courtroom.
>>535860563Name of AI? I wanna do this but with shotas. Wet undies get boring after a while.
>>535860982>Total hole death>t. Cessna pilot
>>535841160While it's possible that JPM stepped in and persuaded his attorney to drop him, the likelier scenario is that the attorney dumped him because he told the attorney that he intended to lie. This guy must have gotten away with petty ante scams all his life and took a swing for the fences here. He's going to get crushed, but it will be amusing for everyone but him.
>>535862079Gotta wonder if he has enough money to pay off the inevitable defamation judgment against him.
>>535862079He also didn’t like him speaking to media outlets behind his back. That’s not what you do when you have an open case.
>>535861524Rolling
>>535856242Yes, you would think that gook would refer to Korean, but in American it doesn’t. Gook entered the popular military lexicon as a result of the Korean War, but didn’t truly enter the mainstream until the Vietnam War. Almost no other American had heard it except when referring to enemy Vietnamese combatants. It was the first war ever to be broadcasted by mass media, so it stuck as a term for Vietnamese, and wasn’t even considered to be a slur until later. It doesn’t matter the etymological origin of the word when it comes to cultural use.If our resident banker jam boy actually heard it mentioned in passing in America then he would know that, but he probably just looked up “racial slurs” for nonwhites and decided to use all of them.
>>535861841Based pilot keeping our skies free of women.
>>535862291Doubtful. In fact, his parents are probably already scurrying trying to claw back any sugar they gave to him over the years so he can claim he has no assets.The jury will be pissed at this guy, and the award will be so high that he can forget about any book deal salvaging his financial condition. She'll get the book deal if she want it though.>>535862311There's basically three things lawyers will tell you: talk only to me, tell me everything and don't lie.The case is the case. A lawyer can do much better for you if he knows that you did it and all the little details than if he indulges your lies and remains willfully ignorant ofs facts and circumstances. Prosecutors lie in wait for defendants who play games like that.Remember this guy? He was convicted of murdering a reporter for the Las Vegas Review Journal after an expose article about his tenure as City Administrator. He insisted on taking the stand in his own defense, but had to provide narrative testimony. The likeliest explanation for that is that his lawyer refused to question on the stand because he knew the answers would be lies. It's the old joke, what do they call defendants who testify on their own behalf? Inmates.
>>535842365Anons have been giving that set of cannons a pass, but technically you're right, she's gotta pack her bags too, yeah.
>>535859336what the fuck this motherfucker has blue eyes and looks whiter than me. I always thought Nepalese were just a bunch of chinks, now I don’t know what fucking race they’re supposed to be because every single one I’ve actually been seeing looks different from the last.
>>535863240nah, he wears the blue contact lens. Zoom in, you will see the misaligned thing
>>535841160> these are the people managing your pensions WTI futures
>>535843930top kek
>>535841236>"They never wanted to hear my side of the story"He was right about this. Companies are run by MBAs and multimillionaires, but they may as well be corrupt small town redneck sheriffs. It is rare for companies to do any type of follow-up. They just fire the complainant, and 9 times out of 10, nothing happens afterwards. Rana was the 1 person who occasionally sues. And, holy shit, they actually came to the table and offered him $1 million. This is like a 0.001% case. It should've ended here. He should've pushed away from the poker table, cashed his chips, and been satisfied that he beat the odds and defeated the house. He won.But he decided to press his luck. Now he's in deep shit. Now that every detail of the case is under a microscope, he will absolutely face civil and possible criminal penalties. His career is over. He cannot be trusted to act as a fiduciary by any serious company.
>>535862079>While it's possible that JPM stepped in and persuaded his attorney to drop him,It's not even possible. The cost/benefit is atrocious. Whether or not JPM is at fault, the settlement will be chump change. He won't get tens of billions. He'll barely get tens of millions (if he won). It probably has cost JPM that already just in hours billed. But, when it inevitably came out that they fucked with the process in ways that the court system does not look kindly upon, that costs hundreds of millions to billions. Executives are suddenly testifying in Congress, and they lose benefit of doubt in court cases down the road. Nobody at JPM with the clout to cause a lawyer to back off is dumb enough to want to do that.Jeet's lawyer was told that it was all a scam (because jeet doesn't understand confidentiality) and lawyer refuses to be criminally liable in perjury. Everyone knows this. The judge knows it, opposing counsel knows it, anyone who hangs around a courtroom even a little knows it. But they all have to play along and pretend that there might be another reason for it.
How is it that millennials never age?
>>535869782All the avocado toastAvocados are really good for the skin
>>535869782based, don’t ever stop making these anon.
>>535843313>“Just wait till you’re back in New York, brown boy… You’d better stay away — snitch.”Multiple different americans calling him 'brown boy'? Jeez this shit is so fake.He's just a narcissist jeet from a 'royal family' that thinks he's invincible. He didn't get the big payout he wanted, so he kept doubling down. The trainwreck at the end of this will be glorious.
>>535845271Jeets also learn the British strain of English. That's how you get these weird references like calling themselves 'asian', but also other old timey phrases that aren't used in modern british slang like 'every tom, dick and harry', or in this case 'fish head'. These old slang phrases were only really maintained on the subcontinent as they were in vogue generations ago when the language was first taught there.
>>535856263Yep, these jeets thought they were ready to go toe-to-toe with the most elite scammers on Earth, Wall Street jews. They tired to run the long con on a bunch of sharks.
>>535869782Source?? Is that from the hearing?
>>535845870He almost certainly used ai for this by asking it to concoct a sexual fantasy involved a white women racially and sexually abusing her “Asian” subordinate. That’s the only explanation
>>535841763I dont care if its fantasies or if its fake. It is a humiliation ritual for Lorna Hajdini that cannot survive being memed into a pajeet fucker. Chirayu’s curry stained hands fingering her gefilte fish axe wound and both those odors mixing and permeating in the room. hahahahah he fucking won at the end. She will be immortalized cannons and all. Post feet. I dont care if its AI and Hajdini has six toes! I want to believe the smell! Chirayu what a fuckin troll hahaha she cannot undo this defamation it has to much meme magick in it. Chirayu looks so innocent, his angelic doe eyes and so naive to be a troll gas lighting the well. lmao the fucker has the last laff for sure. Hajdini has suffered from an offensive pajeet counter psyop of Brahmin levels over 9000 that has damaged her entire persona being the jamboy fucker that she is. I wonder how spicy she liked her vindaloo penis? Bet her vagene expels raita goo from her arousals of having a brown boytoy. And the cannons she has are unmatched! Flat chested fishheads are seething! She gets spit roasted as well. lmao kek I even like the pajeet smile Hajdini is doing as a mockery hahahah
>>535873506wtf
