>be canadian>go for coffee>get euthanized
>>535846769>dies of maid>dies of medical assistance in dying>dies of medical assistanceor>dies of dyingyou pick which is worse
>>535846769That "third" drug is the one that drowns you. They paralyze you, get you high then drown you in your own fluids while you are still conscious.
>Free MAID with coffee purchaseI am jealous
>does of MAID
>>535846769He Probably said the n word.
>>535846769>outside tim hortonsAre there euthanasia vans driving around talking people into suicide??
>>535847306>>535846769What I don't understand is who is doing these procedures? You'd think anesthetics, but how could an anesthetist forget to use roc? That would be like a surgeon forgetting to use a scalpel.
>>535847396??
>>535847577did you miss the country it's from
>>535846769They just proclaim you insane and MAID you.Be careful what you say or post online in Canada.
>>535847557we have these outside various businesses at times. canada has the same but for MAID>>535847577it used to be MAID had a waiting period in canada, on the order of 90 days at first, then 30 days, then 2 weeks, and now it's same day as first consultation
>>535847641No, that's the thing - it's NOT a jeet. That was the FIRST thing I checked.I can't wrap my head around it. It's fucking wild. I can only guess that the useless fucks in family medicine have somehow gotten into this grift.
>>535846769So much for them being nice
>>535846769kill them all! they're all in pain! use nukes on canada, even more humane. Do the world a favor and destroy northern filth like the little aids puppies they are.
>>535847577It's done by Doctors. Do no harm means killing people in demon world
>>535847557Unironically yes, they're called ambulances.If they deem your organs to be more valuable than your life (usually the case) they will actively encourage you to an hero if your condition will place any amount of strain on our collapsing healthcare system.I'm bipolar and have COPD, occasionally I have to go to the hospital because I can't breathe properly. Before I took myself off the organ donor list, I got offered maid every single time I was admitted.
>>535846769This is exactly what boomers warned about government healthcare.
>>535848041>>535848033>>535847829>>535847557>>535847498>>535847306
>>535848033I know, dipshit, I'm asking which speciality.>Do no harm Doctors don't swear an Oath anymore. Idk why people think they do; the Hippocratic Oath is way too based for today's world.>can't harm your patients>forbids abortion>surgeons shat on and blown the fuck out - doctors are forbidden to sully their hands with tradie work>free medical tuitionUnfathomably based.
>>535846769>be 70 year old boomer freshly retired>go to Tim Hortons (it's all Indians)>Indian walks up to you>saar you have been selected for free MAID come with me>be confused boomer and just go with it>jeet takes you to the back of an unmarked ford transit>get injected with death serum while the jeet babbles into a bluetooth headset in Hindi>get driven straight to the cremation center, death is declared on site by MAID specialist (jeet) no need to waste resources>family gets letter in the mail 2 months later how grandpa decided that was it
>>535848041> Before I took myself off the organ donor list, I got offered maid every single time I was admitted.thanks for confirming it’s just an organ harvesting scam for jews.
>>535848041Did you point this out when they stopped asking?
>>535847306Everyone who gets maid dies the same way. Having their still beating heart cut out during the organ harvest.
>>535847676>now it's same day as first consultationHoly shit. Literally encouraging people to kill themselves. We've all had bad days. So you feel really down one day, go talk to someone at a MAID clinic, and you can die the same day. Or, you know, just go home and get some sleep and maybe feel different the next day. Wow, Canada is a fucked up place now.
>>535846769>Canadian universal "health care" is literally just killing yourself with government approval so they don't have to feel bad about the fact they can't take care of their own citizensGet what you paid for.
>>535847557Apparently Canadian doctors are once again making house calls!
>>535847577best doctor in punjab sar good morning
>>535846769Free MAID with the purchase of a coffee!
>>535846769I feel like this could be in Idiocracy 2.>Feeling reawwy, reawwy saaaaaad?>GET A DOUBLE DEATHSPRESSO, FAGGOT!
>>535848548>go talk to someone at a MAID clinicyou can just call the MAID hotline. no need to visit a clinic in person
>>535848584killing us is the one thing they'll bother making the trip for because it helps them with the high score.
>>535848584kek. I bet it takes three weeks to get an appointment at the clinic for a busted ankle, but a doctor will be free to come out an euthanize a white person at any moment night or day
>>535849109but all the MAiDed are white
it's real lol https://nationalpost.com/news/ontario-man-dies-of-maid-after-being-assessed-outside-tim-hortons
>>535848548You're only encouraged to die if you're white I'm sure.
>>535849472>MacLean conducted his assessment outside the coffee shop. The CPSO panel found it concerning that MacLean discussed “sensitive MAID-related matters in an informal public setting,” according to the summary of the inquiries and complaints committee’s decision.Article content“In the Committee’s view, this reflected a lack of the level of formality and care expected when assessing requests for MAID.”Article contentThe panel was also troubled by the “quantity and nature” of MacLean’s text exchanges with Dillon, which included comments about the family’s views.Article contentArticle contentMacLean’s decision to drive Dillon to the MAID provision location — which the Globe identified as an industrial-like facility where bodies are prepared for funerals — “raised concerns about professional boundaries.”Article content“Taken together, these actions created a risk that (MacLean’s) involvement could be perceived as influencing the patient,” the committee’s summary reads, especially given the patient-doctor power imbalance and Dillon’s history of mental health and substance use issues.
>>535846769>spontaneous breathingCanada has to be top of the charts for just fucking ridiculous wording of everything. This time next year if you are a white Canadian spontaneous breathing will be considered illegal and islamophobic
>>535846769too many peoplebillions must dieespecially the got damn shitskin pajeets
>>535849551you can get free government suicide for irritable bowels and living with your parents
>>535846769Better than being alive in West India.
>>535847577Paralytics and pain killers dont turn off the mind to the drowning or suffocating sensation. They are aware, but unable to move or do a damn thing. Ive done some RSI's as a paramedic long ago and I had one pt thank us once he was better and told me how he could hear everything and feel the et tube. Kinda creepy.
>>535849899hate to be this way but the only ppl killing themselves and turning into homeless junkies shitting themselves in broad day light are white people and natives of that country. I've never seen homeless hispanics or pajeets in my state, plenty of natives disenfranchised and rolling in their own hells though.
>>535846769Canada greenlighted his death because he had irritable bowel syndrome and was sad. Unironically. All of this shit needs to stop and there's really no point in discussing it with the groups responsible
trudeau ruined canada
>>535846769what an absolute shithole
>>535850346Yeah, but that's what prop is for.
this is what democrats want in america
>>535846769He voted for this
Canada is a liberal shithole. Everyone there looks like they’re from Portland or Seattle
>>535846769Canadian whites are living in Twilight Zone episode, one moment you are buying coffee, next moment you are being injected by a demon-worshipping jeet
>>535854430>Everyone there looks like they’re from Portland or SeattleYeah, maybe if Portland or Seattle were in India.There is no Canada anymore. It's literally _gone_. There's no point in debating it anymore. You can't debate something that doesn't exist.There are no houses and no jobs. The internet is also censored, China-style. Guns are completely banned. Crime is legal here and so is public drug use. No cops.Canada is 100% failed and 100% brown. No point in debating it. It's just gone.Government suicide is unironically the least of our worries. The only reason people want to kill themselves in the first place is because it's such a shithole.I wake up every day feeling sad that the world has ended. I think a few other people have caught on, but not many. On this board, it's like 1-2% of posters who actually realise what has happened.
>>535847314Why do they seem so fucking gay
>>535846769Jeet doctors can't even make someone die properly.
>>535846769I support MAID for Canadians, because only a dead Canadian is a good Canadian.
>>535847748IT'S THE GOVERNMENT YOU STUPID BONG
>>535849289>Canadian>white
>>535850001>>Getting a Psych assessment because is suicidal >>Gets Dr. offers to kill him Canadian Free medical care
do indian-canadians get offered MAID?
>>535847557they follow the few remaining white people around when they leave their assigned pod.
>>535848874>>535848548It's Vonnegut's "2 B R 0 2 B"I don't even like Vonnegut much but this shit is funny
do they have like.. offices for MAID? I want to walk in there and inquire about their finest maids and where I may hire one for personal use just to fuck with the freaks at the counter for as long as possible.
>>535855471>maidsyes there are tons of maid businesses. most are probably run by illegals and when they are in your house there's a 99% chance they will steal something. i had some really nice pajamas that went missing
>>535855471They probably dress like the department of motor vehicles. I wouldn't risk the joke they might try to get you into the suicide pod.
>>535855354that is racist and anti semetic to even think of. shame on you.
Huh? Can someone translate that headline to English?Did he receive MAID right there in the spot outside of Tim Hortons? Why does this doctor keep forgetting "the third drug" that they mention? So did the guy come back to life?
>>535848548what happened to>suicide is not the answer!>it will always get better!>permanent solution to temporary problems!the government is selling organs on global markets for massive amounts of cash, we are literally being harvested with minimal pushback
>535855401I remember the humor of Vonnegut was that it was "too absurd to be true" and the much celebrated Handicapper General of "Harrison Bergeron" was just a metaphor for high school kid jealousy projected into the future.
>>535847557There was a dude yesterday on Insta that was involuntarily committed to an asylum in Canada because he pissed off a psychiatrist. He's very literally one step away from being euthanized. What's going on up there cannot be overstated.
>>535846769>be canadian
>>535855741>what happened to society's opposition to evil??The cultural mainstay that was Christianity gave up on enforcing even a pretense of morality. American Christianity is so pathetic that it's been run like a political party and they have to pick an "issue" that they'll "win" and they think they turning point is when muscle-roiding fake trannies can't play women's sports anymore. If they lose that maybe Jesus will return, which is a win-win for them I suppose.Don't look to the atheists for any morality. The thing about being narrow-minded is when you settle as peer-reviewed with empirical evidence as your qualification for belief then you don't really understand much of anything other than the criterion for dependable intelligence. To an atheist, smartphone porn might as well be healthy socialization for children.
>>535855966>up thereUp /here/ but I live in a farming area where everyone owns guns, plenty of us drive around with them sitting open in the backseat of the truck.
why won’t Canada publish their MAID numbers
>>535847664Sadly it is getting to this point. We are really close to some civil war shit.
>>535847748Oh my gosh when I read ontario and tim hortons I immediately thought it was a jeet by default. Canada is so cooked. Us too but dayum the jews really don’t spare any goyim do they
>>535847802We were never nice. It was a myth.
>>535857088>>535855741>>535855354>>535850001are there any racial statistics on MAID?
>>535857088they do. theres a report every year, its just that the leaf government is shit and you dont see this years report until a couple years have passed. its like that for everything
>>535848041>I got offered maid every single time I was admitted.no fucking way, you should document it
>>535855662The spontaneous breathing was cured with another injection. And yes assisted suicide administered in the street is a thing here
>>535857466i already posted some itt >>535849289 >>535857562
>>535857562>96% whitekek who would've expected this
>>535857378Canadians were really nice growing up in manitoba and my dads area in rural ontario was really nice
no linkdidn't happen
>>535854430Granted it is a political helllscape here but your comment is not accurarate.
>>535857466>>535849289
>>535847557Yes. Just today I went to go get a poutine and the cashier was a doctor in disguise who tried to stab me with a euthanizing needle while I was distracted paying for my order. Thankfully the Indian behind me choose that exact moment to start blasting his hindi music which startled me and caused me to inadvertently jump out of the way of the doctors needle.
>>535854616Ontario problems require western solutions. Ie time to west divorced the neurotic bitch provinces ie Ont and QC.
>>535848934I bet these doctors sleep somewhere.
>>535857692Maybe in the 1950s but now Ontario is where all these retarded political ideas come from. And Manitoba is nothing more than uppity Indians and bipolar women.
>>535856085Christianity doesnt owe you anything.
>>535847314The one jeet with the robe thingy has his balance on point
>>535858396Christianity owes me objective morality.
>>535857586Why pretty much everyone I know has expirenced it. The cbc news talked about how great it is we're getting so many organs. It's not like he'd be some kinda whistle blower its operating openly
Our Gov allows chemicals that destroy gut biome in the food. Then kills us later for getting a disease from them. All while being taxed to poverty.Whats a fucking nightmare country.
>>535847557>Unironic holi style mobile execution vans driving around scooping up CanadiansThe absolute state of Leafistan
>>535857764>didn't read the thread>missed link>can't search headlines by himself
>>535846961It’s also funny because a maid’s job is to clean up. So this MAID is also cleaning up, in a dark canadian way.
>>535858747Canada is so evil it blows my mind. I had always thought of them as just a lamer version of America, but there are dark forces afoot in those frozen northern climes.
>>535858759It'll cost a million dollars to leave soon. When that bill gos to get voted on you'll see everyone with the means to flee.
>>535858996We use to basically be comfyer more wholesome America. Then we decided that didn't have enough suffering.
>>535847577Saar saargeons using scalpel is racism imperial racism bastard. Brahmin top caste and need none use fork or knife or scalpel or toilet paper. We use hands as genaaaaaarations before to doing of needful. Silly westaaaaarn nations low caste and making use of fork or knife or scalpel or toilet paper wasteful. Vishnu give evaaaaary tool needed for hand.for eat hand for.shit penis for rape. All surgery needful is hand penis and cow urine stupid benchod
>>535846769This is just genocide with extra steps
>>535848544
>>535846769goes for coffeedecides to try their new "kill yourself"sounded nicehas a negative reaction, doesn't diesues the companycompany apologizes and pays for their replacement death
>>535859937Sir, this isn't the death i ordered
>>535847557T4 program
>>535858912No anon, what your actually describing is the occult overtones that they purposefully chose ot for those exact same elucidations you describe
I'm thinking of committing suicide too. Not through MAID though.
>>535847676"Mobile MAID"Not to forget how comically sinister the name "MAID" is. I'm impressed with the Freemasons like Trudeau & Carney and how much they have gotten away with.
>>535847306Brutal. Inhumane.
>>535860164jump into the niagara and become twitter famous
>>535848033Every doctor who participated in the vax had some moment of questioning, at minimum. Before they went along with it.
>>535860164Don't waste it
>>535846769>spontaneous breathing
>>535860164buy a bus or train ticketand set yourself on fire in front of the parliament buildings
>>535847676Please show a pic of the MAID bus
