>UK agrees £3.7bn trade deal with six Gulf stateshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g85dryv24o>Teenage girl, 15, is 'bundled off leafy Cheshire street into van by random knifeman and held for seven hours': Man, 56, is arrestedhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15835391/Teenage-girl-15-bundled-van-random-knifeman-held-seven-hours-Man-56-arrested.html>Brighton beach tragedy: Locals' theory emerges after three sisters die in the seahttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2207950/brighton-beach-tragedy-key-theory-emerges-after-three-sisters-die-sea>Heckler tells Reeves: ‘You’re ruining the country’https://archive.ph/YSmog>Burnham to back Shabana Mahmood’s immigration changes, allies sayhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/20/burnham-to-back-shabana-mahmoods-immigration-changes-allies-say>Average Briton now struggles to identify deepfakes, study findshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/average-briton-struggles-identify-deepfakes-b2979372.html>PM ‘reaffirms’ Ukraine backing in call with Zelensky amid sanctions criticismhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-volodymyr-zelensky-government-ukraine-chris-bryant-b1283089.html>Youtube and TikTok failing to protect children - Ofcomhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-21/youtube-and-tiktok-failing-to-protect-children-ofcom>Labour’s gender critical women tell Burnham to clarify his views on trans rightshttps://archive.ph/ZE1dN>Ed Miliband advising Andy Burnham on how to calm bond market fearshttps://archive.ph/q0dDk>Death of Henry Nowak raises questions over police responsehttps://thecatholicherald.com/article/death-of-henry-nowak-raises-questions-over-police-response
sick of the heat lads
If you complain about the heat then you're woke, simple as.
Get yourselves a neck fan lads. You'll wonder how you coped without it.
>>535849972that's a thing?
>>535849957just like home eh rajesh
>>535850008
>>535850084>>535850086the future is now, i'm gonna get one
>>535849972r mum uses a wet flannel on the neck and wrists.
>>535850166I bought an HVAC instead.
>>535850076Complaining about the heat = endorsing Net Zero and the "climate catastrophe" fearmongering Stop being a fanny and get in the bin
>>535850086Ordered a pink one, it says it's for men
Seriously though, how can you deny global boiling when it's hot outside??
>>535850367Romans grew grapes when they were here.
Still ruminating on what that anon posted in the last thread abour Syrias refusal to readmit 700,000 refugees.Capitulation or ethnic cleansing seems the only option for Europe and the UK.
"I didn't come here to change the country">wants to get naturalised to voteSmartest foid
scorchio!
>>535850531And Nick is the smartest moid
Burnham's path to victory has been incredibly lucky.Reform could have seriously won the seat easily if any of these things occurred:>If The Worker's Party stood, as Galloway had previously suggested with the G&D by-election>If Your Party stood, in a Corbynist stance against Labour>If the Green campaign didn't immediately hit a scandal with their first candidate, tarnishing their momentum>If the Tories had made a deal to stand down, as Mogg wanted>If Restore Britain hadn't campaigned at all>If Reform's candidate had a clean background and no controversial social media posts. Against Burnham, they needed someone not just local but pretty squeaky clean. But because none of these things have happened, Labour are almost certainly going to win this one. Prime Minister Burnham won't have a long honeymoon, no, but our chances were far better against Starmer than Burnham. It's the difference between a majority government at the next election or a coalition with the Tories.Burnham only loses this now if he has the mother of all scandals in the coming weeks. Leftists in the constituency WILL tactically vote to keep Reform out (which is why a strong WPB/YP/Green showing would have been preferred) but they won't if the Burnham brand becomes poisonous.
>>535850499Must have been special cold weather grapes then, Romans were dead crafty weren't they
>>535850706The one thing the tactical left vote can't count on is how many non-voters go to Restore.
>>535850499I am neither a grape nor an Italian, the sun can fuck off
>>535850529a C-17 globemaster can hold over a hundred people
>>535850926Just identify as one.
>>535851017The Gino D'Acampo defence against sexual impropriety allegations
>>535850691kek these are great
>>535850529Mentally I see that image of Stalin in a Chimney aiming at the Berlin airlift planes, in the same way, what are Syria in it's disorganised military capacity actually going to do? Shoot the planes of their own citizens down? Are they fuck, but the GDP lovers and White Ethnic replacers both want the Syrians to stay
>>535851002How many can you fit in a super tanker? If you liquify them first?
>>535850790Not seen any evidence that Restore voters are overwhelmingly non-voters as opposed to being from the same pool of voters who went Reform in 2024 and Conservative in 2019. The wishful thinking for a "non-voter" electorate feels like how Corbyn supporters got really excited at the prospect of a 'youthquake'- same idea of a group with low historic turnout suddenly turning out to vote. But non-voters are reliable in that they don't vote, as many of them aren't politically engaged or interested in politics. Restore's supporters are if anything, the opposite of the profile of a non-voter: they're extremely politically aware, very politically invested, probably more political than most voters- this is why they were the hard flank of Reform, not the previously disaffected and ambivalent
Reckon there'll be less muggings, rapes and stabbings when we're a 49% minority? That'd be nice
>>535851152Highest quality picture I could find
>>535850706almost like he's already been chosen by the powers that beit was a jewish mp that stood down to trigger the by-election btw
>>535851385Wonder how they'll fix the vote so he gets in.
>>535851385sick of it
https://youtu.be/ALpcxliWLeI?Just don't hurt the pigman and everything should be alright In fact forget about the pigman
>>535851256yes because white people commit the majority of those crimes. in fact, migrant crime is a myth.
>The Spy Who Redeemed Me>Pooraker>Dr. Poo>Bobs Are Forever>From India with Student Visa>Thunderbowel>License to Shit>The Train That Hit Me>Brown Finger>Brown Eye>On Microsoft's Support Service>Octopoopy>A Poo to a Kill>The Gift Cards are not Enough>For Your Bowels Only>Saarfall>Scatre>The Living Aryans>No Time to Poo>Izzat Royale>Shit Another Day
Kicking off at the HMO over the road.
>>535851385They bet on everyone.
>>535851760kek
>>535850706>Reform could have seriously won the seat easily if any of these things occurred:They didn't have a criminal melty and throw Lowe out?>>If Reform's candidate had a clean background and no controversial social media posts. Against Burnham, they needed someone not just local but pretty squeaky clean.Honestly doubt that it matters> Prime Minister Burnham People really enjoy counting chickens before they hatch
>>535851152I agree with all your points. It's disturing that Spain allowed 500k? to immediately apply to ILTR a few weeks back.The powers that run european countries are hellbent on following the doctrine of improving the lot of third worlders at the expense of native europeans without even asking.I'm so surprised some of them haven't been dragged out of their homes and hanged yet, but to be fair some other prick will step in.No, it's up to the peoples to remove them, the governments are part complcit and part cowardly along with "benificial economic factors" (Which we know are a lie) they keep citing for overwhelming the country with functionally retarded dependants.
>>535850499Wait hang on hold up are you saying its been hotter in the past then colder in the past then hotter in the past almost as if there's a natural cycle to the climate?Are you trying to make Greta cry?
>>535851812Animals on all 4s yeah, how do they shit? Cuz deep it now, there's no gravity involved in the situation like bipedal humans. How does the digestive tract work?
>>535849823>UK agrees £3.7bn trade deal with six Gulf stateshttps://youtu.be/lvNYFtbOl5g?t=24gwe're not a company, fuck off to the Gulf i say
>>535851978what about a snake
>>535851948Yes. Her fetal alcohol syndrome tears fuel my slowcooker.
my mum complains that she keeps seeing fresh puddles of liquid shit in the same spot in the morrisons car parki wonder what demographic could be responsible for such deposits
>>535852034You're asking all the right questions here pal. Especially them big niggas who eat sheep whole and that.
Florida bro here.Got my air conditioner up on high.Oh what's that there are no ACs in Britain? Awww oh no no no...
>>535851908Two things can be true:>What Reform did to Lowe in 2025 was dishonourable, and he's justified in having personal grievances with them>Standing against Reform and making an easy pathway for Burnham goes beyond just revenge on Farage, it actually puts the country at further risk of lengthened Labour governance and the long-term survival of the Tories
>>535852083
>>535852183me brudda own da ac ya pussiole
>>535852218*shrug*
>>535851808either burnham takes us back into the EU to be governed by rabbi ursula, or farage takes us into iranit's just a giant jewish reality show as we watch the different factions battle it out
>>535852183Going to have a heart attack in this heat.
>>535852218>but my 7% means I win if Reform lose Rupert fucked it up
>British economy snapshot over the last 4 years:>Gas: +94.1% >Electricity: +78% >Fuel: +49.3% >Airfares: +34.4% >Hotels: +37.8% >Groceries: +25.0% >Eating out: +26.5% >Baby food: +26.3% >Dog food: +58.1% >Rent: +25% >Used cars: +30.5% >Public transport: +18.7%>Real average weekly earnings: -2.8%>Source: ONSNoice
>>535852423>Real average weekly earnings: -2.8%i hate this fake ass jewish economy
And now the police are here. Great.
>>535852556Sadly, SERCO will bring a fresh new set.
>>535852294The massive saving grace if Burnham wins this time is him winning in Makerfield, an incredibly white, Brexit-voting constituency. This actually takes Rejoin the EU permanently off of his agenda if he wants to retain his seat in the long-term (this is also what will be Wes Streeting's main weapon in a leadership contest, he can argue for Rejoin openly whilst Burnham's hands are tied).This is actually a far better situation than if Burnham had been allowed to stand in Gorton and Denton, where he could be more authentically himself as a leftist
>>535852556surprisingly only been here a couple of times, but that was all because of one major incident that wasn't even an incident because some bird lied and there was cctv
>>535852423>Source: ONScould you not provide a link to any stat?
>>535852610Annoyingly. >>535852696You've been there for what, a month?
>>535852677>The massive saving grace if Burnham wins this time is him winning in Makerfield, an incredibly white, Brexit-voting constituency. This actually takes Rejoin the EU permanently off of his agendaNigger what?>A commun-i-teh has voted me in>Not for Brexit>But understands the need to rejoin the Single marrrr-ket When politicians win they can say they won because of cunny, Jimmy Saville and hating niggers, and that's what the political reality is regardless of what they said 3 seconds before winning the election itself.
>>535852838just about yeahmost frequent occurence has been the fire alarm cos people can't cook kekyou know things are bad when a hostel is more civil than a hmo
>>535852696do you have a security guard there or someone who deals with chimpouts etc?
https://xcancel.com/Helen_Whately/status/2059288364763779398#m>Polygamy is illegal in the UK.>But if you’ve married 4 wives overseas and moved here, you could claim up to £78,000 in benefits. Paid for by British taxpayers.>That is absurd. Conservatives will end thislol
>>535852911during the day its just the regular staff. nobody really chimps out because if they do they just get booted. there have been a few minor things but the staff just split it up before it kicks off. as for night time they have agency staff, usually big black fellas, one or two and then an actual staff member. but they usually just go akip and / or get paperwork done because most residents are akip themselves. its honesly surprisingly normal here
Nowak would have survived if we would have just had a Getting Stabbed Loicence. All responsible adults have one. Unloicenced stab recipients are not entitled to the divine favor of rNHS
>>535852423>Weed +0%At least that has stayed the same for 20 odd years. The cunts can't make that unaffordable.
>>535852959It wasn't so long ago that we stil recognised child marriages if the marriage was legal abroad
>>535853059that's interesting, i thought it would be a madhouse honestly
They're saying 5'6 is the new 6'3
>>535853100>It wasn't so long ago that we stil recognised child marriages if the marriage was legal abroad>The UK stopped (or significantly restricted) recognising child marriages performed abroad primarily through the Marriage and Civil Partnership (Minimum Age) Act 2022, which came into force on 27 February 2023
>>535852959i'm voting conservative now
>>535851760>Ah, Miss Money Transfer
Oh neat. Thunder.
>>535853108there's only been three situations pop up since I moved in. brief encounter (non sexual) with some lad and myself, cos he sniggered in my face as he walked past and I fronted him because he wouldn't even look at me. two lads had it out in the lobby but its funny because its obv because they're both the tallest out of everyone n obv a bit of competition came out there. then some lad that moved in recently that I've been mates with since I did him a favour (also non sexual) had his criminal history brought up by someone who'd just moved out so everyone knew why he was in jail (not a nonce, for fighting but its complicated). but the rumour mill started so I said we need to give him the benefit of the doubt. ended up having a bit of a barney with some lad over it but we shook hands the next day n agreed. but everyone else said same as me that he's a good lad n we need to look out for each otherso basically there's always like things going on here and there but they don't get out of control, most people here actually have good heads on their shoulders and I do what I can to keep it that way
>>535853744Just doxed your routers IP m8.>https://www.lightningmaps.org/
>>535853744saw that coming corrrrhopefully here soon, lucky cunt>>535853747little things*
>>535853890Good luck.
Just found out one of my dads is a gay pakistani.
>i love multiculturalism. my pakistani neighbour talking about cooking jamaican food to the white brummie postman and he’s explaining how as he’s grown older he’s trying different cultures and expanding, it’s so sweet life is beautiful idk
>>535853744Lucky bastard, nothing here.
was Boris Johnson the most damaging PM ever?, even WW2 or WW1 didn't have the same harm to the UK that he did despite killing millions of British men.>Whatever you say about the government I lead, I make two points: we restored full democratic legal control over our laws and our borders. And if the people choose, we can have zero immigration into the UK.
>>535854179Londons looking pretty green the days.
>>535854075Into the mainframe now m8
I just spiked my own drink just to feel something.
>>535854456dip your knob in the toasteruse your nuts as a wine cork
>>535854254Id say clement attlee but bojo is a close 2nd
>>535854576Clement didn't sell off our industries to Chinks and Jeets
Do you reckon dealers look at rapists mad when they place a GHB order? Like, gay men love it, but a straight guy who LOOKS like a rapist? Is there no moment there where you don't do the deal, or beat him. Better yet, how much balls do you have to be able to do thus? Or is the GHB trade more shady? Got a lot of questions that don't have answers.
gonna get in bed n watch fillems
>>535854619
>>535853747props for talking shit out, i lose my rag with retards far too often
>clap of thunder>HMO house cheersDid wogs bring the rain?
gfberg just showed me that you can remove dents from wood with an iron. she simply covered the dented part with a t-shirt, put the iron there, blasted the shit out of it with steam and the dents disappeared. chair looks like new. the wood fibres were just compressed, she said.absolutely mental. why didn't I know this? is this common knowledge? am I retarded?
>>535854828have you said thank you yet?
>>535854764ok maybe Boris Johnson would be 2nd
>>535854828Theyve prob been doing rain dance juju on the sly
>>535854783I lost it with that first lad but had to hold my tongue cos don't wanna get booted. the rumour shit was just me mediating which I'm good at. the lad in question was lookin after people the day before, lent 20 to someone, gave someone else a cig, went out with me, one of the other lads and asda and was chillin with us all day so it just seemed sly to rumourmong about him and I clocked he could tell people were being off with him because he disappeared to his room for the day but one of the other lads went n spoke to him then I did and he came out the next day n everyone's sound now. just came as a shock I think cos the rumours made him out to be a liability when he's not
>>535854870>gfberg just showed me that you can remove dents from wood with an iron. she simply covered the dented part with a t-shirt, put the iron there, blasted the shit out of it with steam and the dents disappeared. chair looks like new. the wood fibres were just compressed, she said.This is the type of content you see on a TikTok video with a reddit storytime and subway surfers in the background.
>>535854254Bit weird that with all the Tories that supported amnesty we never (formally) had it pass
>>535854928and some bird to asda*
>>535854870Did she get my cum stains out the sheets tho?
>>535854873Their front door remains unglued. If I get rainblocked however.....>>535854905Hence >>535851792, >>535852556
>>535854727Some people might just like taking it for the loos. But say with shitbulls. I mean, ultimately you're purposefully breading and selling something where there's a decent chance of it mauling a 5 year old to death.
>>535854928you got any idea how long you're gonna be staying there for? housing lists are huge everywhere
had steak and eggs again
>>535854870You can sort good size dings using a soldering iron too. Steam plumps up the wood fibres again.
In Australia they had a national sorry day today, I think we should have a national sorry day and a national thank you day to the windrush generation
>>535854928Pya fucking drama la.For me in the hostel it was more>Stab or get stabbed / dodge the stabbing / getting stabbedBest just to go for a walk, a ten hour walk, during the day, then stay undercover at night, like Hunt for the red October
I'm off to bed
>>535855106No fermented veg?
>>535855288nite
>>535855082average wait if you're in band a is six months apparently. already been here a month and its flown by but my housing officer reckons I won't even be here that long. something I was redpilled about recently is one thing that gets you fast-tracked even further is potential for successful placement. you'll find that difficult residents tend to be in interim accomodation the longest and / or in and out of interim accomodation for years because either they pose too much of a risk or whatever else and there are some people that have been here for 18 months due to that. not because they're nobheads but because they just come with complications like alcoholism or somethingI said to him though I hope I'm here for six months to a year because this is basically my launchpad and it gives me a chance to accumulate essentials / start fresh and then save some moola for on top of the grants I'll get when I get my perma accomodation but he said don't bank on that because you don't know and obv the council will want you in perma accomodation asap because hostels are expensive asf
>>535855288Is it cuz you started drinking at 6?
>>535855263fucking grim that mate, sorry you had to go through thatyou the lad that was in when he was 16 with the machete?
>>535855288night la
What stocks did you lads invest in?
>>535855368I had 2 - but I worked out today.That'll make you sleep.
>>535855426Night lad - lock your door.
>>535855345oh didn't know that but makes sense, i guess a criminal record also makes it harder? in your flat before your landlord fucked up were you paying rent or getting it paid for thru bennies/pip or whatever? i wondered if they take that into account, like if you get ejected from a council gaff for some reason
>>535855345Very political and on-topic posts as usual.
THE SKY HAS OPENED
>>535855590No, that's just Ange's minge
>>535855723
>>535855493why, you local?>>535855533>i guess a criminal record also makes it harder?can do yeah, but you also need references so there's that. hostel workers actually provide those references for you though. not sure what the laws are around what they tell housing associations though e.g. if they're allowed to tell them you're a bevviehead / drug addict. I imagine there must be something that makes it so the HA has to know what they're dealing with before they let you move in>in your flat before your landlord fucked up were you paying rent or getting it paid for thru bennies/pip or whatever? bit of both here and there, but yeah I was paying it consistently and he got into 20k debt because he wasn't paying his mortgage cos he thought he could pay the whole thing off with a jarg treasury note. I basically threatened him but without threatening him saying he needs to confirm what I've said to my housing officer so they can pass that on to whoever in the future and secure my future home and he did just that. confirmed everything. so my story is sorted and I've got my references through my key worker n thatthey do take arrears into account if you were previously in social housing though afaik. some lass told me the week I moved in that they were removing her because she was no longer priority due to arrears with her housing association (council run) as that means she's seen as willingly homeless
>>535854097>mmm the fooooodThat's really all that culture is to leftist scum isn't it?
Thoughts on this old video of a racist guy on the tube getting knocked out?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWqAnFy_p8https://streamable.com/00eqo8He says things like this:>Black people are "lesser than us">Black people are "pets" of a man who objects to the racism>His racism is "popular"
>thunder has stopped>no rainCunts.
>>535855831>she's seen as willingly homelessthats mad, also i thought your landlord was chucking you under the bus hence that court shit, glad to hear you're on the up and up though
>>535855965>whites still step in and put him in the recovery positionwe truly are a wonderful race
New goyslop Bond game doesn't even have blood in it.
>>535856004desu he didn't actually do anything to me, he genuinely thought he could get away with the blag treasury note and obv if he lost the flat that meant I did too kek. only thing he did try to do was get me to buy it from him on the cheap (60k) which in hindsight was obv so he could cut and run and leave me with the mess. but now he's blacklisted from loans and will probs have to go to court himself. the court stuff with me was his mortgage provider trying to get rid of me via trespass so they could auction the flat off asap. but I won because the court had to acknowledge by tenancy. which they did. but then they did a 180 and granted a possession order for the property anyway and I have a case for wrongful eviction based on that now too because I wasn't given a section 8 but thats way down the line. already began a counter claim for something else but fucked it off temporarily. wanna deal with getting in me new gaff firstbut yes mate, up and uphow are you anyway lad?
Got my winnings back from the French Open I made about the same as a day's minimum wage
>>535856149
I know it's a cliche of right-wingers to describe their political opponents as being dirty red Communists but it is genuinely funny how Stalinist Keir Starmer is. He's not even that left-wing at all compared to a usual Labour politician. He's just absolutely perfected Stalin's stubborn egomania, paranoia, authoritarianism and obsession with purging his own party, refusing to back down in a crisis, restricting liberties, censoring speech, making enemies of farmers, arresting dissidents. Corbyn now comes across as the idealistic radical Trotsky in comparison to the ruthless administrator that is Starmer
>>535856245fucking hell lad that sounds like a lot of grief, doing sound mate, wagie office life is grim though so much gossip and normie shit it does my nut in, been studying with the OU for a masters so hoping that'll be my ticket into a better workplace kek
>>535856460morgoth had a decent video on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx2NhNv5hzE
>>535856571Morgoth is a Putinite asset
>>535855034Jizz in the keyhole
>>535856149>go to the hospital>lots of the medical staff are ethnic minoritiesI guess every race is a wonderful race.
spent my bonus money on some Dr martens
>>535856655vibecoding will never be the same again
>>535856704ah yes, fully qualified, nigerian education is some of the best I hear
>>535851693
>new ferrariapologise to jaguar
>>535856653Gorilla glue with a printer refill nib.
Might revert to Hinduism.
>>535856977they named it after the anime mascot girl?
>>535855984ahahah we got a brief ten minute downpourenough to bring temps in the ol living room downsympathies to you
>>535857086idk i dont watch anime
>>535856470soz someone just knocked onwhat you studying lad?I wanna become a support worker meyou ever considered anything like that?
>>535856859The Nigerian Health Service will collapse without them, so they will have to be granted a mass full amnesty.
reminder to watch obsessionhttps://aether.mom/media/tmdb-movie-1339713-obsession
>>535849823Whats the crack wi this shooting?
>>535856977>>535857077>>535857148It's a national day of mourning Italy
>>535857277Which one?
>>535857148meant this thing>>535857184kek nah i'm not a people person, studying https://www.open.ac.uk/postgraduate/qualifications/f69/ OU has lots of social related stuff too might be something on there you'd like, defo related to support worker
>>535857324in comparison the new jaguar is pretty appealing >>535857373idk what that is
>>535849823>UK agrees £3.7bn trade deal with six Gulf statesWhy are we making deals with countries that send us rapists and murderers?
>>535857341In Sheffield? There been others?
>>535857456Shotgun used in London earlier today
>>535857373>https://www.open.ac.uk/postgraduate/qualifications/f69/ohhhh shit I forgot the OU is a thingnice one lad!see I could do loads of stuff, whether it be tech or psych or social care or whatever. and if its ou I could just do it while I game at home instead of debating online or whateverso whats your goal then, what kinda position do you want?
hoping yerbury stands a candidate in my constituency
>>535856859I bet tons of ethnic minority doctors and nurses in the NHS are fully qualified, so it is senseless to tar everybody of one ethnicity with the same brush.
>NEW: Sarah Wakefield is the Green Party candidate in the Makerfield by-election>She is a charity director and a Manchester City Councillor
I undercut a British worker on wages and scrubbed toilets, I'm not even a net tax contributor. Ergo: open borders.
>>535857550to be higher up on the employim ladder so the pay makes it worth the suffering tbf, i want to move into a management role at a corporate firm with that masters and yeah OU has psychology degrees/diplomas, social worker stuff, all sorts mate and all distance learning, i do mine at night
>>535857456>>535857532lmfao some ppl out there be getting too hottwo different incidents, opposite sides of countrythis is what I was saying about the start of summer always being more dangerous because people vex about the heat and can barely think straight then *one little thing* sets it offbet this just happens once a year forever now
>>535857628Yerbs is the toast sandwich we all need.
>>535857660Saw an interview with horsemilf earlier. Unimpressive ngl.
>>535856977looks like a fucken johnny cab
>>535857628>they steal all the unfinished street chicken just to wash it and resell itthose bastardspeople like me depend on that unfinished street chicken
>>535857421>"At least, this is definitely a car the Chinese won't imitate,">"We risk destroying a legend,"Said the guy who used to run Ferrari
>>535857745Heatpumps would solve it.
>>535857628>The Thatcherites are feeding me Pag Pag
>>535857725>employimkek I was thinking about that earliern doletariatnice one for that mate, keep me posted with how it goes with yours
>>535857702How much would he be earning if he was paying 35k in tax? X to doubt such a claim
>>535857628Okay so who is the actual meat and two veg of politics?
>>535858111Why, the National Rebirth Party of course!
>>535857628I bet they don't wash it
>>535858111glad you asked
>>535857745I think the heat affects people more because the average person barely goes outside anymore and basically everyone took the vaccine. Vaxxies are prone to emotional outbursts anyway but weather “extremes” (basically anything that isn’t raining slightly overcast 12-18 degrees) sends them loopy
Breaking newsReformoids spotted committing suicide in Makerfield
>>535857456What's that liquid breathing about?
>>535858358she went into hospital to get deader
>>535858386I think it's for deep sea diving
>>535858358>Wey dey dotta go ospikal fo get betta no fo de get dead
>>535858386Some dumb theory about breathing liquid during space travel(from a film). Probably an ai video
>>535857456I been shooting all daySpunk that is.
>>535858662>>535858386Abyss
>>535858237Made on powerpoint
>>535857628>garbageAmericanised.
>>535858358She has been cured of life and has escaped this nightmare. Try not to be too jealous.
>>535858853He says gar bahhje
>>535858787>sovlprobably still have the 2003 disc
>>535858358hahaha yeah well to be fair that does happen to a lot of people
>>535858853they say "trash"like "trashcan"thoughbeit
Solve the NEET problem by forcing them to all join the French Foreign Legion
too hot to goonmy routines messed updon't like it
>>535859075Redundant name.
>>535859073>le sims 1 trash compactorisn't a garbage compactor
>>535858890
>>535859104dip your cock into a glass of cold waterstand in front of the fan and chill
>>535859187Do you drink the water after?
>>535859104Don't give up!
>>535859225I don't personally but if you're thirsty go for it.
>>535859104That's what actual sex is supposed to be like, a bit sweaty
>>535859395>supposed to be like
>>535859395imagine trying to have sex in this weather
>>535859225Wash your face with it to fill in patchy beards
>>535859374>>535859683Homopathic
>>535849823Miss this nigga like u wouldn't believe https://youtu.be/y4EGtTVaink
>>535859187>>535859395been sweating so much got a boil on my bollocks
My niggahttps://youtu.be/yOgHDNz_cQE
sick of it
>>535857628We need pag pag in this country.
>>535856224I like how everyone else looks at ease accept the only two British people wearing the same strained expression. Sorry to see it Britanons
luv bach BWV 1007 for sleep lads. it lush
>>535860083>I like how everyone else looks at ease accept the only two British people*except
CORRRRR mazurka opus 68 by Chopin de lidsnite x
>>535856655SOFuC KiNg gA Y wH A T k i n d oF F AG G ot DO yOU tAke me FOr
My niggahttps://youtu.be/8Ma9EvPqrOc
>promised rain>no rainbeginning to think the met office are liars
https://archive.is/JOtw3>Tony Blair has accused Keir Starmer, Andy Burnham and Wes Streeting of putting Labour’s future at risk by abandoning the centre ground, warning that the party’s “almost infinite capacity for self-delusion” means it is likely to lose the next election.>In a scathing 5,700-word attack on the prime minister and his would-be successors published on Tuesday night, Blair argued for the government to crack down on welfare spending, abandon restrictions on oil and gas and smooth relations with Donald Trump.>His essay, a highly unusual intervention for a past Labour prime minister, is likely to draw a furious response from across the party, where Blair’s legacy remains highly contentious. On Tuesday, one senior source accused him of abandoning social democratic values to embrace an agenda that had “no answers”.lmao what is Tone doing
My nigggaaahttps://youtu.be/V2WNtURmXAU
>>535860083they are pondering the aroma
Fuck it, gonna eat some food before me methadone
>>535856224Hypervisor bypass is out though.So at least you don't have to pay for it.
>>535860420they need to Bring Blair Back
If you lost the middle part of your penis between the base and the bell end. Would you rather have it reattached or just have a floating bell end?
>>535860760I don't play games any more.
>>535858358envoie uv da waiowd
>>535860760voices will smash it within a day or two
If ur gf lost her penits would you donate half of yours?
>>535860866Leave it floating. That way I could send it off on mischievous twilight errands.
Any Sussex or Bamedad news?
>>535862176It could make breakfast while your in bed
>>535862362I have a few little chores for it to do in the woods first.
>>535862624Gnome gnobbing
Just found a new euphemism for them>socially-housed net-negativesFound it here:https://xcancel.com/HuddsPrsrvtnSoc/status/2059218865544933442#m
Angus Lowe and Yasmin Mezran are a married couple, with the wedding reportedly taking place in late May 2026, following their engagement announcement in January 2026. Angus is the son of Rupert Lowe, the UK Member of Parliament for Great Yarmouth and founder of the hard-right Restore Britain party, while Yasmin is the daughter of Karim Mezran, a Libyan-Italian academic and senior fellow at the Atlantic Council. The marriage has drawn significant public attention and criticism due to the stark ideological contrast between the two families. Rupert Lowe has built his political career on anti-immigrant and Islamophobic rhetoric, including pledges to ban halal slaughter and reverse the "Islamisation of Britain." In contrast, reports indicate that the wedding ceremony included halal food options for guests, as many attendees were Muslim, a detail that sparked accusations of hypocrisy against Lowe and outrage among his far-right supporters.
>>535860760watched a bit of it, M is literally a paki
>>535862941Who spilled the Ribena?
>>535862941the list must be at least 20 pages by now
>>535863095and MI6 is run by an ai...
https://xcancel.com/bombdiggy__/status/2059279460826800187>These people wrote personal statements for their university applications loooool
>>535849823It's the brit pol humor thread, isn't it? that's great. I don't suppose i could trouble one of you gentlemen for a sharpened spoon?
>>535863280Still not as bad a jeet
>>535863284We're not in the habit of giving weapons to niggers. Sorry.
grotesque fetter
>>535863060>Yasmin MezranShe doesn't even look that brown tbhwy.She's in that bamette-but-not-too-bamey zone
do youREALLYwant to seea GROTESQUEfetter ?
>>535863924>t. cavalry officer nonce artistocrat
>>535860190Thank you*Cept
>>535862941>socially-housed invasive tribesor S.H.I.T
LoweBros...>‘There was this spate of accusations of ethnonationalism and all this sort of rubbish. But you know I can’t and won’t audit who supports us, but I can assure you the actual structure of the party has none of that in it.
>>535864138>2pbtidHow's your droopy willy la
Just watched The Untouchables for the first time. Probably in my top 10 maybe even top 5 best films ever. Even with the weird Sean Connery accent and probably an assortment of plot holes and historical inaccuracies.
>>535865233
>>535864138These actual mongs think just because he says some catchphrases like "millions must go" that Restore is ethnonationalist.They are slightly less centrist friendly civnat party. Still obvious containment.
Mr Benn has massive Starmer energydare i say even wigger starmer energy.>>535851256No because migrant groups commit disproportionate number of crime therefore if we keep important the same groups there is no reason why it wouldn't increase or at the least stay roughly the same as whites are replaced
