What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?
one is gay and retarded the other is retarded and fat
>>535858094Canadians are browner and more annoying
sk8r boys
>>535858094One is indian one is jewish
I think canadians dont cut their childrens dicktips off but I dont know for sure
>>535858094The letter Z and access to MAID.
>>535858094Canada = US-lite that larps as European
Canadians pretend to be nice.
One is welcome in the majority of countries
>>535858094Fag vs Kike
>>535858094>Canada Jeets and chinks>USASpics and niggers
both founded by the same group of white men and then defiled by different minority groups. pretty simple
>>535858094I heard the cum spins the other way in their ass
>>535858558yeah we dont have circumcision here, thankfully
>>535858301AccurateT. Sask lad in exile
from europe it looks like the US is the big deal while no one really knows what happens in Canada
>>535858725>Sask lad in exilewhere are you exiling bro? i live in sask and i've visited the US and i'd much much rather be home imo
>>535858094Canadians are Americans without balls
>>535858646Also accurate
>>535858745just lots of land, up north or out west it's decent, besides that not too much
>>535858689True, my dual citizen son is intact, as am I. Thanks Dad for not letting me get mutilated, my American wife can orgasm from penetration.
>>535858777think we got more natives here too, fuck it hurts to think what could have been had the whites in north america join up
>>535858094I have always see Canadians as just Americans who are monarchists.
>>535858094We leafs listen to the same music, watch the same television and movies, drive the same cars on the same roads, eat the same food, have the same restaurants, stores and fast food places, cut dicks as Americans. Along with that, knowing every little annal and event in US politics, and knowing all of your states and cities.But no, we are NOT americans and suggesting so will get you punched in the face and spat on. Elbows up lads!
>>535858301Which is which street shiter?
>>535858827good dad, mine was the same, also willed me a hakenkreuz flag since he was from dresden. still miss him
>>535858875think hard, jose
>>535858782i read there's some road where murderers get all of their victims constantly. don't you want to do something about that?
>>535858558Mine wasn't, but my parents were british. Multiple exes (leafs) were suprised to find I wasn't cut, so there's that. But basically >>535858586, >>535858591Canada is like bud lite to the USA's Budweiser.We both have fucked up governments that are trying to rule countries too big for one government, but the USA gets more fun shit, and has way more money. Canada has BLM protests, without any police brutality. (oh no they killed a guy who was threatening a TTC driver with a knife! he was just mentally confused!) We have a greater % of jeets to non jeets. We have more nature, but it's next to impossible to get to most of it, because no one has ever developed any roads or shit out there. Canadians are more polite, but less friendly if that makes sense. Americans are genuinely themselves, leafs hide behind a facade of politeness but secretly resent people and talk shit behind your back. You'll know if a canadian actually likes you, because he'll talk shit to your face.
>>535858094Everything >>535858301Eating is not necessary in the glorious people’s republic of canadia
>>535858758GAI actually miss SK, used to go to a lot of live shows at Amigos. Vinyl Diner and extreme range outfitters are two of my favourite shops. Used to go shooting in Shields…apparently this gravel pit got shut down. Used to go hunting in the Thickwood Hills north of Saskatoon.
>>535858942>don't you want to do something about that?tell me exactly what you would do about a serial killer in buttfuck, germany
>>535858867I once heard some Americans travel abroad with a Canadian flag so people think they are Canadians instead of Americans and don't hate on them.
>>535858094>CanadaWannabe British, culturally suicidal, limp dicks too passive aggressive for their own good. Too much time is spent trying to prove they aren’t Americans when they should embrace it. Leftard paradise >USABrowning very fast, literal stupid people, zero health awareness, hyper-aggressive physically, zero impulse control, pavement ape/spic infestation, cucked by israel hiding behind false biblical teachings, once a based place now micromanaged beyond help.
>>535858989>Used to go shooting in Shieldsoh fuck yeah brother, you ever been to Glitch the novelty shop? hunting in the west is honestly unmatched to me. hope GA is treating you will, heard there's a lotta niggers there. my wife is american so i could go, but i really REALLY hate niggers kek
>>535858301mostly accurate.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8IY3AAvGIj4&ra=m
>>535858942the highway of tears? That's all native men murdering native hookers, the government literally cannot legally do anything about that because the indians protect their own (and there are laws granting them self determination and "nation" status on the res) and then whine to the government they need more money to fix their communities. They can be great people, and are a lot of fun to hang out with, but the ones who never leave the res are a fucking mess. All the smart ones see that shit and get out as soon as they can and are looked down on by the others.
>>535858858imagine america but it's all minnesotafrozen wasteland with more passive aggressive liberal pricks than a gay bar in toronto
>>535859038>t. an "international student" so retarded he got rejected from every western country and now eats his cow shit like a good jeet
>>535859006this was a meme during the iraq war
>>535858848Eh I would take feather chugs over shit jeets. At least they have good banter.
>>535858999we don't really have those over here, this seems to be a speciality of certain countries. my personal approach on this would be to put a police woman on there as bait and then wait for him to get it
>>535858905Based
Here's an allegory. Canada is to America, what Belarus is to Russia. There we go.
>>535858301Fair and accurate.
>>535858942Nobody cares about chug hookers getting murdered up near prince george
At this point I’d say Cucknadians are a gayer and less brown version of Muttoids.
>>535859192most shitjeets are in ontario or out east, chugs are fucking hilarious though, once had one of em say "evening boss" then did a walk around and he was literally passed out looking dead on the ground.
>>535859006I can't fucking tell you how many times I've been in Europe and people will give me the evil eye and hit me with all the american stereotypes, fat, lazy, dumb, arrogant, loud and call me a retarded american then I say I'm Canadian and all of a sudden they're all smiles and hugs.
>>535859084I haven’t.I want to move to Wyoming or Montana but my wife is weak and can’t handle the cold. One winter in SK traumatized her.
>>535858301But you shit on the street
>>535859213>we don't really have those over herehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_serial_killers>my personal approach on this would be to put a police woman on there as bait and then wait for him to get itthey're killing native americans my guy, it's mostly chugs killing chugs, hence the RCMP(our kiked state police essentially) does nothing
>>535859252Neechie is Cree for friend. Also a slur It’s the real N word.
>>535859249>At this point I’d say Cucknadians are a gayer and less brown version of Muttoids.looks like we got another indian memeflag seething boys kek>>535859283>I want to move to Wyoming or Montanamontana is absolutely beautiful, to go from SK to montana is crazy, but yeah the winters here will freeze the sperm in your balls kek
I gotta run and get some stuff…here a Canada legal handgun I acquired Later Honkey Chomps
>>535858942See>>535859107Chugs killing chugs on chugland is not my concern.
>>535859313>flag hider calls someone else indianlol, lmao
>>535859107>highway of tearsyes that's the one. at least you have a beautiful name for it. judging by the names of the victims it seems like they are from different races and folks
>>535858301>>535858094>>535858407Avril Lavigne is dating a black rapper thug now, look it up!
>>535858827my favourite thing about americans is how us leafs can name every single fucking city, state and area and how it is therebut when you ask americans to name even a single canadian province they go 'uhhh ottawa?'
>>535859397Nah, I’m from Texas Ranjeesh.
>>535859397My great grandma for what it’s worth was born there, I have visited it twice, amazing state and reminds me a lot of SK and AB.
>>535858094>>535858301Jeet VS Mutt situation.ALso Britanistan.
>>535858957>intergenerational cope for not getting greencardbruh
>>535858094About 50lbs
>>535859463indian memeflags are such cringe, jesus >>535859483>I’m from Texas Ranjeesh.okay but we dont sign our posts here ranjeesh, that's not necessary
>>535859483texas is de facto a part of mexico and always has been and if you say otherwise youre a larping nigger
>>535859551funniest bit is hes not even from texas and is almost certainly living in shiteatingpradesh india
leftism has ruined canada. these days canadians role play as leftist europeans when canadians had their own distinct cultural heritage that was similar to the usa which is frontiersmen, homesteaders, self reliance, pioneers and of course colonists. these days canadians are beat over the head with first nation nonsense, far worse than the usa is and are made to apologize for creating everything worth anything in canada. it's really a shame because this cultural identity we had used to bind us together uniquely, something europeans didn't have. now both countries are just this globalist hodgepodge of demon worshipping mud races chanting leftist slogans that none of them really understand other than more gibsmedats without contributing
>>535859545You’re totally proving my point on the gay shit kek
>>535859634no you're just not from texas and are larping because your visa was rejected from both canada and USA. sucks doesnt it kek
>>535859545cope timmie
>>535859673but you're still indian lol
>>535859614you have to understand ameribroevery continent has it's cuck chair, in europe it's poland, in south america its argentina, in north america it's canada. and the unique thing is, we're damn fucking proud of it for some reason.
>>535859323sure there are and were some in germany but it's not that many in relation to the population and not that spectacular like in other countries. when you look at the list the ones with a high body count are usually nurses or of political motivation or from the last millenium. still more than iw ould have thought. we don't really hype them up in media that much
>>535859703
>>535859790>sure there are and were some in germany but it's not that many in relation to the populationsimilar to canada, america has the "most" and i would assume its due to retarded niggers being serial killers in retarded nigger areas. you're not wrong about the media hyping it up more in north america though>>535859791you are STILL indian though lmao, your entire soul is cucked, you're afraid to post without a memeflag, you argue in favour of a race that you aren't, and you stink like shit. very grim tbqh
>>535858094some americans are white but no canadians are
>>535859916i dont like white population declining in ANY country, i assume you are not white
>>535858094Canadians seethe continually aboot America.Americans don’t give Canada a second thought.
>>535859854
One is fat and the other is indian.
>>535859996both of them, including the nigger, would remind you that you stink like shit. just wanted to remind you
>>535859988true, and checked
>>535858094About 200 pounds on average
>>535858094One is half Anglo half French muttsOne is half Anglo half German mutts Both countries are populated by the most retarded people on earth outside of India tho
>>535859460They're mostly natives, there's a lof of european names among the native communities for... "some" reason.. I've met "status" natives who were whiter than me (and I'm from a long line of british/scottish border mutts) because their great grandmother or something on one side was a quarter native or whatever. And identifying as native gets you free shit from the government, and social status. Identifying as white just disadvantages you in canada.
>>535859988>be me>luv me 'at>nice fucker>holds the door too long>apologizes too much>some fucker flushed it down the toiletAin't gettin' that shit back. Sewage can 'ave 'er.
>>535858094for you they the same british bro xD \m/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZckIcxZmXzs
>>535859996>>535859791>bragging about getting Chad Kroeger's sloppy secondsLmao. Lol.
>>535860217>LOOK AT THIS KEK>EVERYTIME HE POSTS IT MAKES ME LAUGH>HOW IS HIS SKIN SO BROWN>AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT HE EATS
>>535858094I don't speak French or have a dog
>>535858094>half Canadian, half AmericanBasically the same people all around, the biggest difference being that in the US there’s so much more opportunity which has an effect on people’s psyches. Maybe makes them more desperate or more ashamed if they aren’t successful, whereas Canadians have more of an attitude of trying to cut you down if you’re ambitious. My older Canadian relatives drank a lot and liked to get into physical fights. I do too, but you can’t really get away with that nowadays.
>if you get this fat in canada they euthanize you
>>535860409>My older Canadian relatives drank a lot and liked to get into physical fights. I do too, but you can’t really get away with that nowadays.i would want to argue with you due to the memeflag, but you're spot on here. everytime i go out with friends one of us gets into some retarded fight
>>535860254lmao, well done. Pretty sure the songs "something in your mouth" and "Figured You Out" were written about Avril
>>535858094Not much all things considered. We have fixed rate 30 year mortgages and guns. They can only lock in mortgage rates for a shorter period of time and have slightly fewer guns. Our poor have worse healthcare than their poor. That's about it.
>>535860502what unites americans and canadians is hatred of indians. simple as. hell even mexico hates them
Something I noticed in my visit to Toronto. The homeless don’t actively harass people like the do in America. And their Indians aren’t all doctors and tech guys. Some of them just work in restaurants. They also clean their side walks multiple times a day.
>>535860537we can have world peace on these terms but kikes keep us divided
>>535860565Oh I also noticed their news was about specific things and not wider systemic issues.
>>535860469>And I love the way you can't say no>Too many long lines in a row>I love the powder on your nosegod damn you weren't wrong he RAN through her lmao >>535860565>The homeless don’t actively harass people like the do in Americai feel this is due to a lack of niggers, but i think you're right>And their Indians aren’t all doctors and tech guys.yup our government tried to kill the people by bringing in literally anyone who was studying anything in shitindia. i think its why you see a NOTICEABLE increase in anger from canadians instead of the US over jeets, unless it's a white texas anon
>>535858827>my American wife can orgasm from penetration.turns out friction from the multi-ringed hard creases that form when the penis is erect and foreskin pulled back feels really good for the women
>>535858301fpbp
>>535858625That's depressing.
>>535860652it's still bad tho, and govt funded
>>535860733lmao, underrated
>>535858094Some Americans are human. No Canadians are human.
>>535860821name 1 human american.
I don't like Canadians.I over found out a FUCKING LEAF had been using photos of me from Facebook back in it's earlier days to catfish women. If he's posting here, and I think it's likely, I hope you get penile cancer, ya scabby mong.
>>535860771there are a few more things like circumcision and such, but if im honest demographics wise that's pretty accurate, sadly.
>>535860861that happened to me with a serbian(not even kidding) its weird as fuck to see. dont mind them tho still
>>535860861yeah that was mefuck u gonna do, bong?
>>535858094canadians are pajeets and americans are spics on 4chan
>>535860989>worst korea flagall jap and korean flags are just mutt non-coms on deployments
>>535860910He was using my likeness to get women to send him nudes. One of them contacted me and that's how I learned what was going on. He'd tricked dozens of them. >>535860959I'm going to send a dick pic to your mom
>>535861114kek actually true as well, esp jap tho since they have 2chan
>>535859463Real one’s dead anyway
>>535858094Canada has more qt girls per capita I think
>>535861178jesus christ, mine was just a sperg that was using it in my area(there are surprisingly a lot of serbs here) and i found out from a girl saying she just encountered my profile with a different name. i wish i was still seeing here to post his chat logs with her kek
>>535860862If we ever get the chance to fix things after the spring cleaning, I think it's important that every single anglos should be executed.Even the evil inside the Germans can be quenched, but anglos? No, too much demon blood in them, crabs in a bucket feeding off misery.
>>535861178cool. she's in a little pine box in the living room
>>535861225honestly i would disagree here, but because i dated a girl that was sincerely a 10/10, blonde with green eyes, slim yet had a fat ass. was absolutely perfect. ended up fucking it up with her but id still say there's way more qt american girls than canadian. havent seen a girl like her since. she was from florida > I think it's important that every single anglos should be executed.hmm im dutch myself genetically(south african) but i disagree and i feel like you might not be ethnically french desu
>>535861330woops last part was for >>535861243lil drunk
>>535858094Lived in Canadanon here.>Fake polite>Still has niggers>Levels of ignorance as bad as USA>Multiculti before it was popular>Fully ruled by Jews I lived in an area that was meant to be rich ex-Anglo stock. It was 80-90% wigga Jews. Their modern Indian takeover is most likely an improvement culturally speaking. Having said that the cities were everything you saw in 90s American movies. Very new and impressive.
>>535861257don’t you side eye me, boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M
>>535861330No hard feeling it's the expected outcome when one remind the anglo how evil they are, I'm used to it at this point.Fret not, it should be codified and less... barbaric than the purges of your people, a duel if you prefer, only after the spring cleaning off course. You may resume intoxocating yourself, I don't have to remind you it's never going to fill the hole if your heart.
>>535858094Canadians are polite.
>>535861225yeah but yankie girls were way easier and easy going when i lived there>alton/stl>chicago>portland (the good one in maine)>ft myersa lot of the none shill takes on leafistan by burgers here on bang onbut we're all kinda fucked nowdef more opportunity in the usa thoppl were generally shocked i was a leaf when i was state side>you're a what?>a leaf>okay just don't tell anyone... or say house or about and ill pay you in cash>that's cool eh>god dammit leaf don't say eh either>no problemo, heffeh
>>535858094Canadiens drink milk out of bags
>>535858094we're not cum guzzling faggot retards?
I am a German living in Seoul. If South-Korea is the US, then Japan is Canada. South-Koreans, like Americans, do not dwell on small things and are obsessed with parties. They are quite sociable. Japanese people, like Canadians, prefer to be quietly alone and intensely dislike disturbing or being disturbed by others. They are quite obsessed with small things and are more delicate.
>>535858745Canada is just a resource outpost. It isnt a nation of people. Its too young, and suffers from enormous brain drain. So any Canadian who becomes successful moves to the US. Every Canadian you have heard of lives in the US right now, at least part time, typically full time. Justin Trudeau lives in California now. Mark Carney was a NYC Goldman Sachs guy before being a central banker, and was working in NYC before being PM, his family home is in NYC, as is his children. For this reason, Canada hasn't developed into a real country.
>>535861656Fuck you nigger :D
>>535858301Accurate.
>>535861791This is a retarded take.
>>535861882lol you are the only one that isn't lad
>>535858094One is a communist shithole, the other one is becoming one at rapid speed.
>>535858301Once in a lifetime being gay has a good thing, it prevents you of being on the Epstein-List
>>535861877shell company for the family compact/laureate elites, proving ground for globohomo/kike schemes
>>535862014Do you think there isn't an equivalent Mossad operation snaring the gay pedos?
>>535858094Canadians never had to deal with Blacks and Mexicans growing up, if you went to public schools in American cities you would understand.
>>535858094united statesians don't know how to sense the mood in a room or talk quietly in a restaurant and always yell and annoy people around them
>>535862092i wish this was true.
>>535861791I fucking hate Germs. You guys ruined whole fucking Europe.
>>535862097It's shocking for me to think back at my school days and compare them to schools today. I can distinctly recall every non-white non-asian classmate in my high school, there were maybe half a dozen. Today it's going to be 50% jeet.
>>535862083True.You can quite literally link Power Corp. to almost every single Canadian project. The LPC creates carbon pricing, Power Corp. builds and finances the wind farms that now get built and paid for by the same government.
>>535858094we believe in lifelong medical debt. They prefer to kill their paypigs off rather than service their needs.It makes me shudder to know that we share borders with such barbarians.
>>535861605alhammdiliulah to you too
>>535858558>>535858827Insane people
>>535858094Canadians are big poo poo heads.
>>535862462kind of funny that the british still rejected it >>535862498TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
>>535858094The US was mostly German and Canada was mostly French. You're our brothers. You drink milk from a bag though.
>>535862545 |: (
>>535862365we have to pay for dental, optical, meds, ambulances... it's not the the 'free' system plebbitors sell it as>break your arm>wait 12 hours in a packed and freezing ER full of coughing jeets to get it set>pay for your cast and slingthe solution is clear; our leaders have betrayed us and it's time to elect adolfy machitler
>>535861605> anglo is evildidn't gilles de rais (the companion in arms to Joan of Arc) buy a demon summoning book off a catholic priest and go on to murder rape and torture 140 french children in his pedo dungeon then when he was about to be hung he still thought he'd go to heaven because he was a noble.kinda makes you wonder if joan was evil too and deserved to be burnt for heresy.
>>535862787just burn everyone and let God sort it out
>>535858094Latitude
>>535860089I dont think any people live in India.
>>535862445Indeed saar gwailo full support
>>535858094Canadians don't fuck/date/marry shitskins
now that it's all been said: who has the more comically retarded politicians?https://youtu.be/AlXuW7F0eKU
>>535858301Somewhere along the 49th parallel there must exist a fat gay retard
>>535858094Both countries are too fucked up with black and brown people. I only see race now, nationality no longer means anything.
>>535864030prolly in that lil part of minasota that's in canadahttps://youtu.be/CJui_7ticWI
>>535860745what's this lad's name?
>>535864030point roberts is full of gay fat boomer retards
>>535862787You... want a list of evil angloids?
>>535864329yes, we're going to need that list
>>535858094Be honest OP, the days of Canadians looking like picrel are over. You're more brown now or look like gambling cocaine addicts.
thread is dead so just some funny anecdotes from my time in usa>walmart employee calling her manager b/c my drivers license (a passport) is rly fancy and she's never herd of my state>boomer karens who just wont sell booze or cigs to non-burgers (USA!)>american believing canada was north america, like a snow nigger puerto rico>american boomers at the bar trying to get me to marry their daughter after 2 miller lites>the scariest gorilla nigger you can imagine telling me to be careful with my bag on the lrt from midway airport in chicago (thx bruv)>my iowa gfs 13 yo sister constantly walking in on us having sexo and parading around in a bikini>going outside the airport in miami for a smoke and deciding just breathing this polluted air is good enuff>all of ft myers being 1/3 bail bonds offices>arriving in chicago with a hiking pack and a guitar in a garbage bag on valentine's day dressed like a hobo in military fatigues, getting asked 2 questions, and pass with a wink from cute latina border agent>meeting earnest borgnine at fan expo and him asking if i was actually in the us army (generic post apocalypse stolen valor cosplay). said his favorite role was playing satan in some low budget horror flick: fucking based>iowa girls love anal>winning 1:16 in roulette on a Mississippi casino boat, walking away with my gf, tipping the dealer, security offers to escourt us to the car, dude is a retired nfl fullback>standing on top of the wtc as a smoll kiddo months before it was israeledidk there are so many more... God Bless America
>>535858673Kek
>>535858094>What's the differenceIt's over...
>>535865946oh this is a good one>noticed my firewall is getting hits from us military bases around the world>oh fuck im fuck better cut the hardlines and flee into the woods>realize im still seeding generation killhttps://youtu.be/D6pZ2jeD87Ysemper fi
>>535858094>dude, wanna crash the burger joint
>>535866494>she got fat her boobies didn't tragichttps://youtu.be/UjueQs1JkTE
>>535866712She’s a coal burner too
>>535858094Until the 2000s Canada was literally 90% white and the entire country basically ran on the honour system
>>535858094Americans are far more straight talking, canuks pretend to be nice but are passive aggresive faggots like the worst aspects of outward British politneness merged with hidden French cuntiness.
>>535868001Whatever you say, nigger
>>535868001Thanks man
>>535858094Whomever popped her cherry must have been into little boys or had the lights off
>>535866494grim
>>535858301not wrong.
>>535858094Americans don’t go 37 years without a Stanley Cup.
>>535858094One country told the crown to fuck off, the other didn’t.
>>535858867The weirdest difference, there's a legit discussion even among democrats that political leader need to visit Joe Rogan to win elections. That just sounds so absurdly retarded Of course the worst Canadian politician in history wanted to test this theory and proved even if it might have an audience no one in Canada will vote for someone going on a show like Rogan's
>>535858407based goblinas
>>535858094Dots vs Feathers
>>535858673Thats an image to behold no doubt
>>535858094Being an absolute jackass and thinking you're better because you sit in line for "muh free healthcare" for 8 hours after being stabbed in the kidney and can't even post some fucking jeet nigger did it to you without getting arrested within 10 minutes
>>535858301fair enough
>>535870326>It's okay to be white Keep us posted on how trolling saves the white race
>>535858301This.
>>535864030Stop making fun of me!!!!
>>535874386Stop being such a low hanging fruit
you understand that nobody ever chooses to talk to pajeets. especially not pajeets borrowing other people's flags, asking stupid foreign questions, attempting to represent countries or cultures not their own
>>535858518This but with a little editingOn is Indian and ChineseThe other is Jewish, Mexican and Somali
