Seems like a few million dollars for some dudes with guns on a handful of Jeeps could topple this nation's entire government in an afternoon tbqh
Pretty sure Blackwater or whatever the fuck there calling themselves these days is already there, and they haven't conquered it yet.
>>535858608and then what? Congrats, you're the US government in Afghanistan. You broke the government, so what are your win conditions? Raid them and leave? That's about the only way you actually "win" here. Otherwise you're stuck staying, stabilizing, building, etc. and ultimately failing as the population works against you at every step.There is no upside to conquering, you'll just be stuck wasting money and men until your pockets are empty
>>535858608>topple this nation's entire governmentcant topple a goverment if theres no goverment, always 2 steaps ahead of you beaner
>>535860534kill all the niggers obviously. people could pay money for guided nigger safaris. great tourism to generate revenue while eradicating the nigger menace
>>535858608>topple this nation's entire governmentYou would have to operate on the assumption anyone wants to govern the place. A nation without natural resources whose people are little more than apes is not worth conquering.
>>535860664hey wait I've seen this one before
>>535858608For what purpose? There isn't even anything to steal.
>>535858608i could do it by myself in less than a year dropped naked there with just a pocket knife
>>535858608That’s where we should reinvigorate all the noggers in the US
Prone to Hurricanes and Earthquakes.
>>535858608>this nation's entire governmentIt doesn't have a government as we speak kek. So your hypothetical has already been done.
>>535860772If I was Beyonce' I would do it. Run the country like a boss bitch. She not Haitian but she's Louisiana Creole so close enough
>>535858608Just give the Dominican permission to take it over and kill all the Haitians.
>>535858608Remember when Conan O'Brien went to Haiti to show everyone it wasn't a shithole after Trump said it was and then Conan stayed in the safe areas instead.
you dont get it
Americans used to do fun stuff like become dictators of other countries before the Civil War.
>>535858608Nigga worry bout yo self dumbass whiteboy go die for a jew lmao stupid ass nigga
>>535863258I LOVE when people do this shit. I like Conan and all, but that Haiti thing. Like c'mon
