Dunkin is selling 5 gallon coffees and Trump is building a UFC arena on the White House lawn. Where do we go from here as a country?
The fact you still think this is a country is hilarious
>>535860443>5 gallon coffeeThat sounds awful
>>535860443Free vaccine shots in Walgreens parking lots
>>535860443/all ff 15 get me out report kikes
>>535860443A couple of strippers in the Oval Office!
>>535860443Country? We're a vassal state. Have been since 1948.
>>535860443That's 40lb but she's handling it like it's 5lb
>>535860443Paging Dr. Chud. If I drank this, would I die?
>>535860443They can really fool people to consume just about anything huh? Liability for someone who dumps the 5 gallon coffee and burns them cause it's so retardely too much coffee?
>>535860443Obviously AI, not way that small woman woudl be able to lift that
>>535860443>hey guys look at this STUPID, OVERPRICED, *consumer item*, its so big and stupid right? Right? dont forget ro subscribe for more content!
>>535860443we all get big titty goth girl gfs and live happily ever after?
>>535860443I hope Trump wins his cage match. It would be very humiliating for America if he lost.
>>535860443to your mothers house
>>535860986A gallon of water is 8 pounds so 5 gallons of coffee would be 40 pounds or like 16kg, she should be able to lift that, its what a child weighs
>>535860939 It's obviously (((ai))), that "drink" would cost 500$.
>>535860443She is obligated to give me sex
I thought women died from drinking the small caffeine drink at Panera Bread. Also the trans camgirl I was watching earlier today drank a lot of water and it made her seem manly.
>>535860443Nothing I love more than hot liquid in plastic.
>>535861157>16kg>kgleast american poster ITT
>>535860443God I hate people who drink this fucking slop. Get a Mr. Coffee and make some real java you dumb whore.
>>535861504>Nothing I love more than hot liquid in plastic.Wait until you learn that most non carbonated drinks are filled in hot.https://youtu.be/kU_gH36GG58?t=463
>>535860443Don't buy it
>>5358604431990s Happy Meal prices.
>>535861093This is the future we deserveCheck'em
I see no bottom from here.
>>535860443>UFC arena on the White House lawnSick. I'm all for diving head-first into mimicking Mike Judge's Idiocracy. We're already so close to a cyberpunk-like dystopia at this point with how retarded youth is unprecedently becoming. sounds fun to just accept it.
>>535860443when does she get raped by a NIGGER
>>535861274I want her to ride me until all the coffee squirts out.
>>535860942you would not die, but you would get sick.do not drink thisalso, do yourself a favor and take a look at chlorine dioxide - heal thyself
She's a pig
>>535860996>>hey guys look at this STUPID, OVERPRICED, *consumer item*, its so big and stupid right? Right? dont forget ro subscribe for more content!the absolute state of america for the past... 40 years? more?Carlin and Bill Hicks both had bits about how "they turned america into a giant shopping mall" and the average american is a fucking stupid idiotI miss those days so muchmalls basically evaporated in an instant. It's all just phone people now, and everyone's a nigger hooked up to the zog-machine
>>535860443snow bunnies forever. black queens never
>>535860443THIS IS WHAT A GOLDENAGE LOOKS LIKE
>>535860443Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee
>>535860443>dunkinJust stay home
I CAN'T AFFORD COFFEE BUT AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE CAN BUY 5 GALLONS AND WASTE 41/2 GALLONS OF IT I CAN'T AFFORD TO TAKE OFF WORK BUT AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE GET TO WATCH WRESTLING PAID FOR WITH MY TAXES ON DAYS I HAVE TO WORK MAYBE I CAN WATCH IT ON MY 4x3 INCH SCREEN ON MY PHONE ON MY LUNCH BREAK HAHA I DON'T GET A LUNCH BREAK ANYMORE OH WELL AT LEAST WE HAVE 4CHAN LAND OF THE SHILLS
>>535860443Spam is selling hotdogs.
>>535860443
I’ve been away for awhile and noticed how much gayer shit is around here since my returnWhy is everyone so butthurt about the UFC match at the White House?Is this another one of you all’s aversions to sports?
>>535860443>Where do we go from here as a country?Straight to hell
>>535860443Oh wow this is so real and important I’m glad you saved it and shared it.
>>535862178I don't drink out of #1 plastic containers and no one should. It's like taking a low dose of birth control hormonally
>>535860443we need to look to the past for inspiration for the future.bring back the 24h walmart.
>>53586115Yeah carrying it farmer style with the handle, not twisting around and grabbing it in the car like that
The truth is even if this was real (which it's not), it's a bad idea. Coffee is best when fresh. Cold coffee that is pre-made is only good because they put a bunch of sugar and crap in it. It's never worth it to have more coffee than you can drink.
>>535860916Melania did work as a prostitute; does this count?
>>535862040Americans can do simple conversions offhand, we just actively choose to pretend to only understand imperial and not know conversion rates when we are fucking with euros. You guys should try it too, its pretty fun.
